* Posts by diodesign

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Tongues wag that Softbank's Son may sell Arm to Samsung

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Wrong

Nah mate, get shot. US, UK, who cares. No one I know uses 'shut'. That sounds norvven to me. Like Newcastle.

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Language easter egg

It's Brit slang for 'get rid of'. It's just a Google away.

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The next deep magic Linux program to change the world? Io_uring

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Re: CDC 6600 had this 50 years ago

Yeah, well, we don't have large 1970s Crays on our desks, in our pockets, in our bags, and in our 1U racks in 2023. So we'll make do with this.

I love the history, don't get me wrong. But that doesn't make today's implementation, for today's computers and users, any less interesting or useful or relevant.

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Eastern European org hit by second record-smashing DDoS attack

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We can use whatever words we want

You're not my real dad!

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Amazon 'punishes' sellers who dare offer lower prices on other marketplaces

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Re: "Allegedly"?

Yeah, we have to use the word for boring legal reasons because the case is ongoing and no decision, ruling, or settlement has been made.

As far as we're concerned, it's alleged that Amazon does this. Your experience is why we have lawsuits to sort it out.

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Musk seeks yet another excuse to get out of Twitter buyout: This time it's Mudge's severance check

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Check

More like cheque it out.

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Open source biz sick of FOSS community exploitation overhauls software rights

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RMS

I don't believe anyone accused him of actual crimes so when you say no crimes were proven, it's a bit of a strawman. ICBW on that: we didn't TTBOMK report him breaking any laws, alleged or otherwise.

The criticisms against him were that he was crashingly insensitive or naive about sensitive topics, and that he allegedly did things like, as a senior academic, ask 19 year old students out on dates within minutes of meeting them. It just creeps people out after a while.

He suggested that the possession of sexual material of minors, and even sex between an adult and a child, should be legal under the assumption that a minor could consent to it and everything would be OK. I believe he later backtracked on all or most of that stuff.

Bottom line is, his colleagues in the community just didn't like him any more. And when the press covered that tension, it was all wrongly interpreted - for some weird reason - as an attack on Free software. Free software has and had nothing to do with it.

This was all on RMS and his behavior. I'm aware of the concept of free speech and that folks should generally support those with differing opinions, and all that, but if people find you sketchy on the basis of your attitude and comments, don't be surprised if they don't want to keep you in their community.

You don't invite back the loudmouth bore who scared away guests at a previous party.

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Ad blockers struggle under Chrome's new rules

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Autoscrolling poll

See here.

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Autoscrolling poll

It shouldn't autoscroll at all - and we've asked our tech peeps to address that ASAP. It should be fixed soon.

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Edit: It should be fixed now - sorry about that!

Apple Silicon takes a back seat at iPhone-heavy launch event

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Re: Missing

1Hz isn't a typo. It's a power-saving feature.

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Pakistan politicians label government cybersecurity team 'incompetent'

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Re: Yet another American English / British English difference

The headline and story were written by an Australian in Australia who's been with us for the best part of decade.

I take your point, and fixed the headline. The story's fine.

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Re: Ummm...

Yeah yeah, typos happen. It's fixed. Drop corrections@theregister.com an email if you spot anything wrong - things get fixed faster that way.

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California passes bill requiring salary ranges on job listings

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Women v men

So you're saying that, on average across the board, men get the good paying jobs and women get low-balled? Thanks for raising that.

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Google tests alternative payment methods in Play store

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Re: supports our continued investments across Android and Google Play

Google quote.

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Google, YouTube ban election trolls ahead of US midterms

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Re: We've seen this before

Yeah? That's a tweet from 2017 about the 2016 election in which Russia spammed Facebook and other places with thousands of messages to divide Americans and undermine confidence in the elections.

Tho the 2016 election was nothing like the 2020 one. The 2016 one was mostly all about the media milking the outrage over Trump and that Clinton's campaign was so-so. 2020 was on steroids.

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USB-C to hit 80Gbps under updated USB4 v. 2.0 spec

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Re: 240 volts?

We misread - it's 240 watts, not volts. Now fixed. Please drop us an email if you think we screwed up - it's a lot easier than fishing corrections out of a comment thread.

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Merge requests and insecure GitHub workflows may lead to supply-chain attacks

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Patch, fix, repair

Tomato, tomato. They had to change their stuff to make it secure.

We've added a link to Legit's write-up now that it's live for those who want to see how it happened and how to protect themselves.

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Arm sues Qualcomm over custom Nuvia CPU cores, wants designs destroyed

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Re: Wow

Apple's architectural license is so special, I've sometimes seen it referred to as a founders license, as a reference to the fact that Apple helped get Arm started way back in the day.

This Qualcomm case, from Arm's allegations, seems to boil down to what exactly is in Qualcomm and Nuvia's license fine print, and what exactly is Qualcomm using from Nuvia.

Ever since Arm started touting off-the-shelf server-grade CPU core designs, I can imagine it really wanting to make the distinction between an architectural license for server and mobile processors.

Arm is so incredibly secretive and strict about its licensing that this lawsuit, if it somehow ends up at public trial, will blow the lid off all that. This is quite high stakes for Arm.

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Cloudflare tries to explain why it protects far-right forums that stalk and harass victims

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Fixed

Yeah, mea culpa. I was trying to write and edit two pieces at once, as we've got a rush of interesting pieces to get out.

I could have sworn trolls thought she was in either UK or Canada, and when I saw London, I assumed UK when I edited in that paragraph. That was stupid - I hate making mistakes.

It was fixed pretty quick. Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot anything wrong.

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Voyager 1 data corrupted by onboard computer that 'stopped working years ago'

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Distance

It's in there – Voyager 1 is about 20 light hours away, so it takes about 20 hours to get a signal.

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Left-wing campaign group throws weight behind BT strikes

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Re: enough is enough

"What's 'left wing' about campaigning for pay rises that reflect the cost of living?"

The overall policies and wishes of EiE are left wing - classic trade unionism - looking through them. It's not a pejorative, it's an observation.

It's funny how some people think we're beyond-woke liberal morons and others think we're channeling the Daily Mail. It's like there's a spectrum of ideologies and we're trying to find a decent spot in the middle.

I have a feeling some of those upset by 'left-wing firebrands' weren't upset we called Boris Johnson a 'Churchill cosplayer'.

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The trade ban that wasn't: US allows 94% of restricted tech exports to China anyway

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Re: So, they are happy with EUV?

America doesn't want EUV or DUV machines going into China.

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Nichelle Nichols' ashes set for trek to the stars

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moderatrix

If you're referring to Sarah, she left more than 10 years ago, during which the Register has had three overall editors (Joe, Lewis, me) and a roster of writers come and go.

So yeah, it hasn't been the same: it's constantly evolving.

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BOFH and the case of the disappearing teaspoons

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BOFH is always more than welcome at The Reg

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LastPass source code, blueprints stolen by intruder

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Why should they have those master passwords?

They don't, from the LastPass FAQ:

"We never store or have knowledge of your Master Password. We utilize an industry standard Zero Knowledge architecture that ensures LastPass can never know or gain access to our customers’ Master Password."

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VMware confirms Carbon Black causes BSODs, boot loops on Windows

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Pedants

I love it when people try to be pedantic. Love it to bits.

The article says the deal has yet to close - so yes, as you say, and as we acknowledge, Broadcom has not completed the acquisition of VMware.

And don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you think you've spotted something wrong.

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How Google uses mirrors to dynamically reconfigure its networks

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Re: Re-inventing

Yeah, but the improvements are interesting.

Well, we found them interesting. Cutting-edge network experts may not be impressed.

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More sophisticated and dense

Yeah that's it - it's just rad to see it detailed at Google-scale. See the paper for more info.

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Re: How Google uses mirrors dynamically reconfigure its networks dynamically,

Don't worry, we fired the AI bot that wrote that headline into /dev/null

It's fixed - don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot something wrong.

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NASA builds for keeps: Voyager mission still going after 45 years

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Re: Correction !

Yeah, we meant that the two probes between them went to the four planets. I've now added a bit that says what specifically went where.

Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot anything wrong, or we might not see your comment for days.

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Scientists use supercritical carbon dioxide to power the grid

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kWh

Yeah, it's fixed. It was a bit obvious from the context in the first par. But, fine.

For those saying why trust a whole article if some simple thing is wrong in it. That's a very 1D way one of looking at it. We're most concerned with making sure the main, sensitive parts of a story are correct.

Sometimes that means little things like saying 10 kWh in the first sentence and 10 kW later get overlooked.

Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot anything wrong, please.

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Whatever happened to???

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Re: Whatever happened to???

We fired her.

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Janet Jackson music video declared a cybersecurity exploit

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Perfect August story

It is the summer silly season when actual news is thin on the ground. August is the perfect time of tales that seem too good to be true.

On a more serious note, it is just reporting what Chen said, and that a CVE was assigned, which is funny. No one's confirmed the actual issue.

Our readers are smart enough to know how much weight to put on these sorts of yarns.

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Software developer cracks Hyundai car security with Google search

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Probably!

You can run whatever app you want on it.

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Oh Deere: Farm hardware jailbroken to run Doom

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The Linux kernel is not the only GPL'd piece of software out there.

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Tesla Full Self-Driving 'fails' to notice child-sized objects in testing

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Re: Full Self Driving (FSD) was not even engaged!

FWIW we've added a large update to our piece. I'd like to highlight that we drew attention to the weirdly small sample size and the incorrect use of Autopilot in our initial reporting, which may leave readers rightly healthily skeptical of the project's claims.

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South Korea's lunar orbiter launches and phones home happily

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Re: Is there another kind of camera?

Yeah, you know what we mean: it's an extra sensitive camera, designed to pull images out of dark areas.

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Re: Re: Is there another kind of camera?

Yeah it's poles, not pole. And the ShadowCam is just a super sensitive camera:

http://shadowcam.sese.asu.edu/about

Don't forget to drop an email to corrections@theregister.co.uk, please, if you spot anything wrong or weird, so we can fix it right away.

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One way Bitcoin miners can make money: Selling electricity back to Texas

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And also...

...a 1 GW one coming online in 2023.

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Anti-piracy messaging may just encourage more piracy

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Rant

OK, chill out! The "reasonable comparison" and "less reasonable comparisons" was the paper's viewpoint, not ours, which I've made clearer in the piece. Suffice to say, no, we don't think physical theft of an item is the same as downloading something you weren't going to pay for anyway.

One, this article is critical of the paper in that (for example) we note that the paper cites industry numbers without challenging them, which is not great.

Two, Tom (who wrote the article) is one of our top staff who goes beyond press releases, and routinely ruins an exec's month with original reporting. Gimme a break with this churnalism stuff.

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Apple plays the supply-chain card to explain Mac, iPad revenue shrink

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Components

Yeah, totally: we've reported as much before.

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Apple network traffic takes mysterious detour through Russia

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Re: Block sizes

We meant the /19 is announced as part of a larger /9 block, which is in the /8 range. Here's the passage from MANRS:

"Around 21:25 UTC On 26 July 2022, Rostelecom’s AS12389 network started announcing 17.70.96.0/19. This prefix is part of Apple’s 17.0.0.0/8 block; usually, Apple only announces the larger 17.0.0.0/9 block and not this shorter prefix length."

I've edited that part as it seems to be confusing people. A /19 block is smaller than /9 which is smaller than /8.

Also if you think we've written something wrong, please drop us an email to corrections@theregister.com so we can take a look straight away, thanks.

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Chinese booster rocket tumbles back to Earth: 'Non-zero' chance of hitting populated area

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Re: What's the Orbit, Bob?

Well, it's easily Google-able, if you care that much, but fine: I've added it to the story.

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Re: Re: What's the Orbit, Bob?

There's a tweet in the story illustrating potential re-entry.

It links to here.

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James Webb, Halley's Comet may be set for cosmic dust-up

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Re: Unserviceable????

Yeah, we mean not serviceable. Please don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot anything wrong like this - we can't read every comment.

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General Motors goes electric with $2.5b US government loan for battery plants

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Re: Nissan must feel hard done by...

Ugh, it's $1.45 billion. Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.com if you spot anything wrong so it can be fixed right away.

Ta.

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This credit card-sized PC board can use an Intel Core i7

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Conversion

It was written and edited in the US and scheduled for the UK morning. We just wanted to go home, TBH, so didn't do the conversion. I've added it now seeing as I'm up late working.

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T-Mobile US to cough up $550m after info stolen on 77m customers

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Re: A bit of maths

OTOH $550m is ~18% of T-Mobile US's 2021 net income of $3b. About a fifth of annual profit.

And FWIW it's $350m for the final class action, $150m on better security (ker-ching, vendors), and the rest on other settlements, totaling $550m.

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My Big Coin founder is – you guessed it – a $6m crypto-fraudster

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"crypto is all worthless numbers"

It really isn't. Crypto scams are worthless, yes, so watch out for those. Actual crypto, no.

If you go on Coinbase or Robinhood or WeBull or FTX or whatever, and you spend $1,000 on Ethereum, the price of ETH goes up 10%, and you sell, you just made $100 cash (minus any applicable tax). If the price goes down 10% and you sell, you just set fire to $100.

So yes, real money at play here. $1.5m of it in the alleged Coinbase case.

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"Is that illegal?"

Yes, if the allegations in that particular case are true, that would be insider trading.

Whenever a coin is listed on a large exchange like Coinbase, its value goes up - at least initially.

Speaking generally: Let's say a CB staffer quietly tips you off that a token is about to be listed. You buy thousands of those tokens from other exchanges, or perhaps mine a load yourself. Then it's listed on CB and the price shoots up as demand kicks in. When it's gone high enough for you, sell the tokens, and bag a profit.

That would be pants-on-head insider trading.

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