* Posts by diodesign

3261 publicly visible posts • joined 21 Sep 2011

Please, just stop downloading apps from unofficial stores: Android users hit with 'unkillable malware'

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"and assume root privilege"

No, it has to exploit security holes in Android 6 and 7, which are old and out of date, to achieve root.

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If you use Twitter with Firefox in a shared computer account, you may have slightly spilled some private data on that PC

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The media content of direct messages and probably stuff like birthdays.

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Re: And what would the mystery header be?

We're trying to find out - as soon as we know, we'll let you know.

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Capita inks deal with NHS to 'bring back staff': Workers get an hour of training to recruit and vet retired doctors, nurses

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Furloughed staff

We already reported on it - see the 'Read more' box I've added to the story.

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Time to brush up on current affairs. Because we're predicting Li-ion batt lifetimes using impedance and AI

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"It's not an algorithm, its a black box"

It's linked to from the article - you can download it and run it in Matlab.

"if they can tell me why specific voltages returning specific impedence values means a specific number of charge cycles, fine, but I bet they can't."

It's in the paper. You train a model to take these variables - frequency, temperature, impedance, etc - and match them to battery lifetime. So that when you show it arbitrary EIS values, it predicts the lifetime.

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NASA mulls restoring Saturn V to service as SLS delays and costs mount

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As the first 2 words of the article say, it's an April Fools.

So yes, it's an April 1 joke.

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Well, 2019 finished with Intel as king of the chip world, Broadcom doing OK, everyone else shrinking. Good thing 2020's looking up, eh?

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Re: This is why we have analysts

AMD didn't make the top 10 with 2019 revenues of $6.7bn. Tenth place was Infineon with $8.9bn.

We all want AMD to succeed, but it's still generating <10% of Intel's annual revenue.

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Amazon says it fired a guy for breaking pandemic rules. Same guy who organized a staff protest over a lack of coronavirus protection

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Re: Troll

"if he indeed was warned multiple times"

Key word, if.

"One sided reporting"

So one sided, we put Amazon's reasoning in the headline and prominently at the start of the article. Good grief.

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Cloudflare family-friendly DNS service flubs first filtering foray: Vital LGBTQ, sex-ed sites blocked 'by mistake'

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"may prefer to tackle such subjects themselves"

I feel sorry for children who have questions and fears, and are forbidden from finding resources themselves that could help them understand who they really are.

Anyway, that's beside the point. The filter is supposed to block malware and porn, not human-rights campaigners. That's presumably the mistake Cloudflare's referring to.

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Sun storm probe OK'd: 'Our motivation is a fascinating signal that we have detected for decades but never been able to make an image of'

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Re: Teeny satellites?

No, means they are tiny ;p

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Lobsters given seats on coronavirus rescue flights... although they're probably not in a rush for a boiling bath

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Re: crayfish, not lobsters

Ah, no: it's lobsters. And our man on the ground there says so. See here for info.

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Oracle makes some certifications and cloudy content free, in case you have time on your hands

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Re: How to access?

Ooops - sorry, we've added a link to the courses.

Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.co.uk if you think we've omitted something.

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Internet use up 40 per cent in San Francisco Bay Area – but you know what’s even higher? Yep, alcohol, weed use

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"The range is something like 240 000 .. 2 400 000"

The range is 100,000 to 240,000 with intervention and social distancing, and 2.2 million without. Since we're now, slowly, intervening, we took the lower estimate.

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Sucks to be you, ICANN. We can go our own way: Opera to support sites using renegade top-level domain .crypto

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Correction

It appears the domains aren't $200 - you can buy them for, like, $40.

The article's been updated. Sorry.

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Want to see through walls? Electroboffins build tiny chip in the lab that vibrates at just the right frequency to do it

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Re: Oooh the hype!

Yeah, yeah, we expect readers are smart enough to recognize a science experiment when they see one - it does say in the headline it's lab work, and later on, it's not a commercial product.

I've put a bit at the bottom stressing this, and the nanoscale-ness. It's just cool science at the moment.

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Re: Ugh!

I make no apology - we're here to twist and torture the English language as we see fit.

Exhibit A: Every headline.

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Short of tech talent to deal with novel coronavirus surge? Let us help – with free job ads on The Register

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Aww jeez, thanks a lot - that makes our day :') We're a relatively small team, and we try our hardest. And we'll keep doing our hardest.

Cheers

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Sponsored Articles

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They pay our bills so you can enjoy the rest of the site. The vids won't auto-play audio - though if they do, let us know - that would be a bug.

We run webcasts on the home page as they are broadcast live, and sometimes we run virtual events like this. It's not a permanent fixture.

Edit: The videos no longer autoplay - hit play to watch them :)

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PC owners borg into the most powerful computer the world has ever known – all in the search for coronavirus cure

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Re: The original El Reg Folding@Home team: Vulture Central 2.2

Cool, thanks a lot!

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Re: Folding Vultures update

Oh cool - thanks a lot, everyone! We'll see if we can get some more gear involved.

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SAP opens up certain online courses to locked-down tech learners

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How to access

Follow the links into the story - there are links to the free courses.

Or see: open.sap.com.

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Samsung says it has the future of DRAM sorted after success with new EUV process

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Make your mind up, guys.

I've tweaked it a bit. The point is: it can be cheaper and simpler during manufacturing, but developing the technology to get to this point has been complex and difficult.

Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.co.uk if you spot any inconsistencies so that they can be fixed, ta.

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2021

Yes, it was fixed - don't forget to email corrections@theregister.co.uk if you spot anything wrong

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Amazon, Apple, Google, IBM, Microsoft speech-to-text AI systems can't understand black people as well as whites

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"I can't understand a lot of Scots. Does that make me racist?"

I can't understand most northern UK accents, I must admit. That doesn't make me a racist.

However, if I was training a speech-recognition AI and left out a load of accents because I don't care for nor understand them, didn't think about them, or thought it would just work without them, then you might well be able to call me biased.

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"it assumes race creates an accent and speech patterns"

Sure, there are plenty of people, millions, many, many millions, who are non-white, but due to their upbringing, speak and sound exactly like the surrounding white population.

This study isn't about people like them. It's about AI not having enough training data to recognize a *range* of accents. And it happens to be that the accents lacking coverage are those from black communities. There's the bias.

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UK enters almost-lockdown: Brits urged to keep calm and carry on – as long as it doesn't involve leaving the house

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Re: Read the PDFs

As I understand it, if it's unavoidable you have to come into work at a factory or non-retail place, then it's not against the rules - but it's against guidance as well as your well-being and those around you.

The government doesn't want to say 'shut all the offices and factories'. It's more 'shut all the communal places like cafes and gyms and hotels and hairdressers' and everyone else, please stay at home.

Contrast to California where all businesses have had to close if they are non-essential, though some people are allowed in for special work like security patrols and ensuring payroll is completed. Restaurants and cafes are allowed to do takeout and delivery. There has been little ambiguity.

El Reg has been working from home since last Monday.

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After 20-year battle, Channel island Sark finally earns the right to exist on the internet with its own top-level domain

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Re: Tabloid Hyperbole

All right, all right - the headline's been tweaked to something more dull but worthy. Congrats on the cctld.

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Germany says nein to Euro Unified Patent Court, pulls plug and leaves it nearby if anyone wants to put it back in

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I've tweaked that - don't forget to email corrections@theregister.co.uk if you spot anything wrong.

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Tech won't save you from lockdown disaster: How to manage family and free time while working from home

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Director's cut

Here's the porno deleted scene from Kieren's original:

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It's time to talk porn. On the very first day of shelter-in-place in California, there were numerous examples of people calling out, shaming, or reporting co-workers for watching pornography. And yes it's mostly single men but regardless, here's what you need to do:

* Treat the work day like a work day

* Don't watch pornography when you are supposed to be working

* That's it

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NASA to launch 247 petabytes of data into AWS – but forgot about eye-watering cloudy egress costs before lift-off

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"This story sounds a bit odd"

FWIW we're reporting what the auditor said - so if something looks odd, you mean, the auditor's findings are odd.

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Re: Hang on...

"surely that data should have gone directly to a NASA data centre first anyway"

That's the rub. NASA didn't want to run its own data centers: it opted to upload all the stuff gradually to the cloud. According to the audit report, it didn't realize that people can't download this stuff "for free" from the cloud – someone has to pay for the bandwidth. NASA, in this case.

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UK government puts IR35 tax reforms on hold for a year in wake of coronavirus crisis

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Re: Errata:

Thanks for the feedback - I've tweaked that sentence.

Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.co.uk if you spot anything wrong. We can't read every comment, but we can read every email to that address. Case in point: if you had emailed us, we could have addressed this hours ago.

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Vimeo freezes accounts after malware hunts for logins, coronavirus map app infected with evil code, and more

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Re: $Deity Crap !

Shared ;)

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Broadcom sues Netflix for its success: You’re stopping us making a fortune from set-top boxes, moans chip designer

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FRAND

The patents are now linked from the article. They don't look standards related.

They look like the usual video-on-demand and video encoding fare. Check 'em out and let us know.

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America: We'll send citizens cash checks amid coronavirus financial hardship. UK: We'll offer £330bn in biz loans

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It'll come from the US Treasury, and it's not returned. It's a one-off check.

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Microsoft Teams gets off to a wobbly start as the world and its cat starts working from home

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Re: Why the kick in the nuts...?

Microsoft is a multi-billion-dollar company: it can take the criticism. We're not here to kiss ass, no matter the vendor's good intentions: we're here to scrutinize.

What's the point of offering something for free if it just goes down?

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Coronavirus pandemic latest: Trump declares 'two very big words' – national emergency – and unexpectedly ropes in Google to help in some form

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"And what's the point of that snarky comment?"

It's PR trolling by billionaires. It's 0.01% of his net worth. We're just playthings to them in their weird point-scoring battles.

"We join hands with Americans in these difficult times"

C'mon.

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Apple fans may think they can't get viruses but Cupertino disagrees: WWDC 2020 dev summit goes online-only

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Ah thanks, yeah, we've watched back some of the previous WWDC content online in the past. We'll mention that in the article.

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Ex-director accuses iRobot of firing him for pointing out the home-cleaner droids broke safety, govt regulations

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Re: Safety?

From the court document:

"At a subsequent meeting on March 15,2018, Pankowski reiterated the statement he made during the earlier meeting that his team could not approve the product because it did not meet safety requirements and doing so would place consumers of the product at a safety risk and expose iRobot to liability."

And:

"iRobot ... refused to provide required safety and labelling information with the products it sold"

Emphasis mine. Hope this helps.

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Thought you were done after Tuesday's 115-fix day? Not yet: Microsoft emits SMBv3 worm-cure crisis patch

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'Unfixable' boot ROM security flaw in millions of Intel chips could spell 'utter chaos' for DRM, file encryption, etc

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What kind of ramifications does this have on DRM in general?

Any decryption done using keys secured by the CSME can be broken: so video streaming, anti-copying mechanisms, etc that rely on the EPID/TPM to store and use keys.

DVD and Blu-ray encryption is already cracked.

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Facebook, distributor of deceptive political ads, sues registrar Namecheap over deceptive domain names

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Re: Only in England the source of the Skripal fantasy would this title fly

Wow. You hear about these sorts of comments on the internet. It's incredible to see one with your own eyes.

We've struck gold

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MPs to grill Post Office and Fujitsu execs on Horizon IT scandal after workers jailed over accounting errors

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Re: JohnG

Thanks for the feedback - don't forget to email corrections@theregister.co.uk if you spot anything wrong so it can be fixed ASAP

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Uncle Sam's nuke-stockpile-simulating souped-super El Capitan set to hit TWO exa-FLOPS, take crown as world's fastest machine in 2023

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Re: That article title

Commas are for wimps, and multimillionaires.

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Download this update from mybrowser.microsoft.com. Oh, sorry, that was malware on a hijacked sub-domain. Oops

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Pedant

Yeah, dude, the rub is that the researchers thought the bounty included sub-domain security, Microsoft disagrees.

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Come kneel with us at UK's Cathedral, er, Oil Rig of the Canal: Engineering masterpiece Anderton Boat Lift

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Re: Conversion error?

350ft = 106m, fixed.

Don't forget to email corrections@theregister.co.uk if you spot anything wrong.

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Amazon staffer based just a stone's throw away from Seattle HQ tests positive for COVID-19 coronavirus

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"So there is a high number of undiagnosed cases in that region"

Sure, doesn't change the fact that at time of writing, there have been 27 confirmed reported cases in Washington state.

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New Jersey beats New York – and then the rest of America – on broadband access. How does your state fare?

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Population density

Sure, I've added a note mentioning that.

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Wi-Fi kit spilling data with bad crypto – Huawei, eh? No, it's Cisco. US giant patches Krook spy-hole bug in network gear

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Re: Gotta bash with feeling now

If you click through to the original article, it lists Huawei as vulnerable.

HTH

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You've put up with us banging on about IT for years. Now it's your turn. Grab a mic and join us on The Register's podcast

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Re: I know...

Speaking in Tech was fabulous, though the decision to part ways with it was taken by El Reg's management some three years ago. A lot has changed since.

Also, this time around we want to focus on end users rather than vendors and suppliers.

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