27 posts • joined 20 Sep 2011
Solution - Google Buys Oracle Fires Other Larry!
Solution - Google Buys Oracle Fires Other Larry! Android continues!
Ok lets see 800,000,000 songs, USA population 312,621,102 that is about 2.5 songs per person on average - may be this why the beta is only available to the US not enough songs for every one.
Including the REG toooooo !!
No issues with mine...
Where's the SSL security for the site oh what low hanging fruit that is for some hacker!
So why am i not Green ???
BIG Blue wants Stiffer Poles, oh so how many ways that can be interpreted - Blue Pill someone !!!
Looks like you have been visited by a WBC with a thumbs down ! haha !
Darn alien flesh taste so good, wonder what other alien life we can find in the oceans??
It's true - http://www-01.ibm.com/software/data/info/breakfree/index.html?ovl=true
take that ORACLE!
Guess dem Mangos ripe and no body pick them :LOL
Was that message addressed to Apple... 2 black puffs 1 white pop...
Cocksburn and the Chocolate factory...
Open source community should be next to ...
sue them for using open source in all of their products and profiting!
What if an OnStar version of CheckIn was available on FaceBook???
Just look for it around the corner!!!
Guess Casio Can Counter Sue Microsoft
Guess Casio Can Counter Sue Microsoft for using a digital clock & calculator without permission!!!
Ha!! payback is a bitch!!
Pay back is bitter!!
Good time to take out some insurance.
The radiation will probably kill you before the cheque can be cashed!
Star Trek iTallions
The Star Trek iTallions tossed a fake bolder at the planet then moved in!
Hmmm - Sub Matrix
So Bobby how was your day ??
We busted a protein & killed an enzyme and we saw Paris and went for a ProTease!
ladies & gentlemen of the Jury
When the overside door stop, hmm PC, was designed all squared and clumsy, my client who also holds the patents on biblical "Garden of Eden" & the resulting "Fruit" which still bears the teeth marks of "Eve" was way ahead of the game with exhibit A: http://www.retroplanet.com/blog/retro-archives/american-icons/apple-computers/. As you can see rounded corners and compactness was always in their design philosophy.
@Raz Hmm your history might be way off
When IBM DOS & Microsoft DOS was the command line OS of choice back in the day Apple was already running point & click desktops with grid configurations. Hey they was even small war over who invent the cursor, they Microsoft after how many years decided to copy the Apple concepts and Windows 1.0 was born.
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