* Posts by Bill Posters

28 posts • joined 19 Sep 2011

Bruges Booze tubes to pump LOVELY BEER underneath city

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oops...

I appear to have hit a pipe while I was digging this trench. Under my shop which isn't a bar, despite what it looks like...

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Google's 'Captain Moonshot': I will BOMB you with DELIVERIES

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Coat

Sorry...

Sounds like a load of bulldust to me...

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Windows 8.1 and Server 2012 R2: Quick start guide for sysadmins

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Re: Windows "Toy" operating systems.

Play nice you two, I came on here to get away from the threat of flames for a few mionutes.

All have their place, all environments are heterogeneous to some extent and hey, They even play nice together most of the time..

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Telstra plans to keep hands on government BEEELIONS

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Just wait...

Whatever time Turnbull thinks he can save by doing FTTN and whatever cash he thinks he can save will be lost in 'robust free and frank discussions' with Telstra.

SO most likely we'll end up with a more fragmented service, costing more and later than otherwise. (If it doesn't actually cost more up front, it will in the future, either directly out of our pockets or as the copper replacement programme is run.

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Telstra scrambles to fix voice

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Mr

My cynical side would suggest the 'upgrade' was to install the 'Liberal-Conservative' module in the Management decision support system in anticipation of the upcoming 'free and frank discussions' on changes to NBN arrangements.

But that would require me to GAS*

So its probably just some really old copper somewhere disintegrated as it got exposed to oxygen as someone opened a pit somewhere for the first time in 60 years,

GAS - give a shit.

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Boffin snatches control of colleague's BODY with remote control BRAIN HAT

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Mr.

I for one, welcome our DRINK COKE new 'benign guardians' EAT AT JOE'S who will keep watch over us BUY BOOSTER PILLS at night.

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How the clammy claws of Novell NetWare were torn from today's networks

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Pint

Brings a tear.

Started with this stuff - NetWare 2.11. 'Had Windows 1.0' sitting on one of the volumes for that new fangled GUI 'Excel' Spreadsheet.

NDS / then eDirectory scaled nicely into multi million entries...

GUI on a server? Whats the point if you're just going to brick it up in a recently refurbished comms room for future admins, auditors, "transformation' project teams and archeologists to fret over?

But we grow old, our hair falls out (or goes grey if lucky) and we deal with Foggy Fake Farms. (That's virtualised servers in Data Centres charged out by the photo , email address or whatever, for you young PFY.)

When I were a lad CLI didn't exist, 'cos you don't need an acronym for the only way to do something.

Try to tell that to the young people today, they won't believe you.

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BBC boffins ponder abstruse Ikea-style way of transmitting telly

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Justification

Wow! Think of all the data you imagine might be useful to someone, so you could transmit it all.... every mic and camera feed from a concert or game.... do your own mixing at home!

What more reason to we need? Gotta have the NBN now! at the full wack!

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US Army engineer wins Air Assault wings after repairing hi-tech leg twice

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Hat off

.. to that man.

Chuck Norris meets McGyver.

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Lotsa lasers an option for the Next Big Physics

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Awesome

Haven't even finished playing with their new toy, let alone upgrading it and already looking ahead to the next one.

Progress... can't stop it.

(For pity's sake please don't build it anywhere near the ocean, don't want any sharks getting their fins on the frickin' lasers.)

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New Japanese craze: Knickers for iPhones' nether regions

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Giggle

Senator Conroy is ordering stock for his next meeting with the local Telcos.....

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All your audio, video kit is about to become OBSOLETE

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Still waiting

Don't care who much I can or can't hear in side my car, or what it sounds like outside.

As long as it can fly.

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Quadriplegic woman demos advanced mind-control of robot arm

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Kudos

To all involved, especially Jan!

However, you'd want to be very careful about controlling your thoughts... wandering hands....

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Second Higgs possibility pops up in CERN data

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Nearly there

Only 40 more to find.

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Adelaide hospital rolls out RFID tagging

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New use for RFID

Double beep as patient leaves hospital..

"Nurse! Stop that patient!

He's smuggling out a clamp and a swab, internally!"

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Hacker uses Kindle as Raspberry Pi screen

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Optional

Forget the keyboard for the Pi, I need a new keyboard now....

The last line.

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Vodafone drops 178k customers in 6 months

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Optional rear end

Optarse aren't much better when it comes to contention.... same journey everyday, sitting in the same spot on a station - 2 out 3 days, bad or no connection. - with full bar signal 'strength.

Contract up shortly....'

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Plasma drive starts with pee

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Pint

Optional

All the more reason for experimenting with micro-brewing in microgravity... now there is a way to reuse the by-products!

Some of them anyway.

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Over 1,200 dot-word bids flood ICANN at $180k a pop

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Alien

Apple

.i ?

.eye?

(martian? The eyes obviously)

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Reinvest

So will they 'buy' .icann and .icant?

Bet they don't charge themselves the admin fee...

mines the .coat (nearly put a '.' at the end there as well, silly me.)

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NEC shows off ultra-thin battery

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Paris Hilton

combine

with a piezoelectric device and bingo, a self charging device... animated logos on sportwswear anyone?

Paris, because I'm sure she could come up with some other uses, or ways to charge it...

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Boffins render fibre obsolete

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Yeah but...

mobile phones started off car mounted and computers were rooms etc etc and now I can carry both as one device in my pocket...

Would you call this 0 G?

Mine's the one with the extra large, very warm pocket.

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Galaxy is teeming with homeless planets

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Death Stars.

Obviously.

Daleks indeed.

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NASA seeks cooks for Mars trip simulation

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Re: Where do I apply

I think the pay rates are summed up in the word 'Volunteer.'

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ACCC pins ADSL wholesale price

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Holmes

Compares to....

Anyone with any knowledge on how that compares to what Tel$tra currently charges the ankle biters?

Especially interested in the backhaul rates...

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Using virtual particles to get real random numbers

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Pint

el tit.

I bet when they make one, it will look EXACTLY like a Flux Capacitor.

Beer, because that's the best random anything generator I've found yet.

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World Solar combatants rev their engines batteries

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Pint

Final warning.

Watch out if a local offers you a 7 course meal....

a meat pie, (Kangaroo of course) and a 6 pack.

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iiNet publishes fibre broadband plans

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Meh

Time

By the time the majority of us actually have to make a choice between the NBN connected ISPs, the plans and prices are bound to be different anyway..

Bit more ISP consolidation coming up then?

Also very interested to see what happens with the VOIP only providers (MNF, PennyTel etal.) and if they change offerings.

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