Any Samsung fail counts as a win
if it means their bloody awful software isn't running.
I do note that my Chromecast, plugged into my Samsung TV, is working perfectly.
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if it means their bloody awful software isn't running.
I do note that my Chromecast, plugged into my Samsung TV, is working perfectly.
Did you not notice that Bob Howard's full name is Bob Oliver Francis Howard?
I also have a theory that Charlie Stross and aManFromMars share the same quantum waveform.
If we can't send the metadata, they can't collect the metadata.
If the governmonkeys want my metas, they can bloody well up the speeds so I can send it to them.
Maybe we'll all have to mail it in via AusPist.
"to let it rot then find some way of getting paid to fix it. Looks to me like they've managed to do that quite nicely, and even get paid twice for it..."
"to let it rot then find some way of getting paid. Looks to me like they've...."
Well, some of the faults were self-inflicted: twice in 2014 Telstra crews cleaned out our local junction pit with a 75mm firehose - directly connected to the mains hydrant in our street. A water jet strong enough to knock you over being directed into the patch frame. Stay classy, Telstra.
Oh, and when I lived in a flat in Kirribilli that dated to the 1890's we had bloody awful wiring, both electrical and phone. A Telstra tech came round to address our complaints of no phone, and when we did have a phone we seemed to share the line with most of our neighbours. I watched as he stripped down the patch frame (which was more oxide than frame - it crumbled in his hands) and exposed the wiring beneath - which was copper RODS - not wires. Wrapped in what was apparently horse-hair & tar. Which, he told me, was quite common in the area.
Austfailia; you're standing in it.
So it's more like GALAXY FORKED. As in 'totally FORKED'. As in 'anything Samsung makes is FORKED'.
I've done two flights in a Tiger Moth; one aerobatic flight over the Pacific Ocean off the Gold Coast, Queensland; and one flight where I had the controls for 20 mins over the hinterland west of Coolangatta.
Love it; love it; love it. The Tiger is I think my favorite aircraft ever - they are the absolute spirit of flying.
Thats what your connection box looks like AFTER Telstra have "fixed" it.
Two down votes already? Wow! Aren't 'saddos' funny, eh?
Hi Reg editors & writers,
Do you think that describing people people with depression as 'lazy saddos' is either good journalism or even constructive in any way? Perhaps you think it is 'funny'.
If you personally have suffered or know someone who has suffered depression then you will know that it is not a fun disease, nor is something anyone chooses to have; it is a life-threatening and devastating condition, one that continues to endure a stigma of disbelief & doubt due to articles such as the one above.
That people who suffer from depression binge-watch TV is hardly surprising, and to be honest hardly relevant on a site that purports to be relevant to the IT industry. 20 years ago this research would have found that depression sufferers tend to loose themselves in books or VHS videos, 40 years ago books or comics, 80 years ago books - you get the picture - all of which are of little relevance to what The Register purports to focus on.
At least these days there are medications which can help; but unfortunately the most common side-effect of these compounds is significant weight-gain, due to the way neurotransmitters also affect our digestive metabolism.
Given a choice of being either 'over-weight' by current society's rather harsh standards, or being so depressed that every morning is a struggle, every day a chore and every hour of the day you fend off thoughts of suicide - which would you choose?
A bit of escapism is hardly a bad thing - binge-watching doesn't cause or trigger depression, and just by turning off the TV the depression isn't going to magically go away, and no, you can't THINK yourself out of it. Binge-watching is just another symptom; and another indicator that our current lifestyle and society (and I'm making no east/west distinction here) is stressful to the point that a large percent of the population is beginning to suffer from these illnesses.
Maybe a bit of support, or some real journalism about the extent, causes and effects of depression in the IT industry would be a good idea.
Was it coded in coal dust?
Was it distributed by LNG carrier?
Did it cost about 47 times the projected budget?
Was it even delivered at all?
Was it very, very slow?
Did it even work?
Did it spend any time on Nauru?
If the answer to any of these questions is NO then it cannot have been Austfailian!
I mean, why not just put "kick us, we are idiots" on our flag?
How are we meant to write the world's malware if we can't use encryption?
And sadly, given our current attitudes, they probably won't ever again.
Oh, wait. I just left the Elite:Dangerous forum window open.
I've never heard such a pack of over entitled whining brats as the E:D forums; but then again its the first MMO forum I've been a member of.
Frontier have done a wonderful job, and took a well publicized break over xmas - they did launch on the 16/12/14 after all.
It is a shame to see the Reg reporting only the forum trolls; those of us in the alpha/beta phase diligently reported bugs; hey it still has some, what doesn't? The can't connect failures are likely due to their apps on their PCs, not ED. ED lime any network app is sensitive to the actions of other apps - for instance I found that ED and the Citrix receiver don't get along very well. Close Citrix and my issues vanished.
I also suspect most of the glitches are peoples attempts to cheat / hack / crack ED for their own gain, then cry like babies when they corrupt their profile.
Disclaimer - Alpha supporter. Missed kick starter. Mature adult who has spent too much time over xmas break having hours of trouble free, glitch free fun in my Cobra MK3.
Ayrton Senna was devout Catholic, and when once asked how he got around corners so well answered: "Jesus is there pointing to the apex for me"
No idea if that's true or not, but as a certified agnostic I find that to be quite a beautiful image.
We are doomed as a species. The universe belongs to nematode worms.
Comradeski, I'm just going outside for a smoke.
The Austfailian Governmunt unveils a new Intertubes-to-the-hovel scheme agreed personally with Fox, the big movie studios and other copyright owners called 'Damper-Net'. The cheap infrastructure, conservatively quoted by Telstra to be worth $23beelion Austfailian pesetos is based on CSIRO-developed fibre infrastructure, invented by DNA testing of the unique fibres harvested from the unique Austfailian animal known as the 'sheep' or ('girlfriend' in some parts) combined with the latest results of the spectacular Austfailian mining industry - the steel can.
Telstra washes out telecoms pit in suburban Sydney with a FIREHOSE for the third time this year. Yes, washing out a switch frame, with WATER. If I wasn't in traffic and thus liable to be thrown in jail for using digital technology while moving I would have been able to provide pics.
it targets hospitality, health, airlines - this was a country looking for a person/s,
USA, remnant software looking for Saddam, then for Bin Laden, then for whoever else is on the watch list.
for maximum safety and ethics, I drive a bulldozer. Especially in tunnels.
I heard this on the morning radio news in the car - and it was on the ABC, not one of the shite paid-for-comment commercial stations:
Austfailian Government Minister all a-bluster about this DIRTY PERVY HACKING by those HORRID RUSSIANS.
I did not know entering a search in Google now qualifies as 'hacking' in Austfailia; I guess it's just another one of those ways they will round up all the dissidents before the next "election".
If civilization doesn't collapse before we get a next time, can I make the following suggestions as a non-rocket scientist, but a keen observer of history:
1. Send two craft. It worked for Voyager, Pioneer, Viking, Mars Rovers etc. If one fails, you've got a second attempt. It's probably not even twice the price!
2. Redundancy. Did no-one think the comet might have the density of merange, and that pressure-sensitive feet might not work? Two independent thrusters - one a backup? (see above) Maybe a laser rangefinder for landing?
Good job though, at least we go something back. If the EU could maybe trade in a couple of Eurofighters the ESA could send another 4 probes or so...
All conspiracy theories here are plausible. The Governor General acted without the Queen's Consent, something he was required to gain before sacking PM Gough Whitlam.
The next election was a landslide to the Lib/Nats, despite massive public opinion in favour of Labor.
As we say down here: "Vote early; vote often" - our ballot system is pretty easy to rort if you have good organisation...
Including the Reg it seems.
The newsletter did not state that offline was being removed.
It stated, quite clearly, that offline mode (it's still there!) is required to connect 'from time to time'. I think this can be taken in a positive light, as there are *plenty* of examples of software that needs to connect 'from time to time' for all sorts of reasons.
Frontier have only modeled the entire Galaxy - probably a bit of a stretch to fit that in 4GB of RAM at 32bits, really!
I for one can't wait - I've been looking forward to this day for about 28 years...
Declaration of Conflict of Interest: Alpha Backer, who has spent way too much time of late carving up asteroids in my Hauler, about to upgrade to Cobra to do some heavier trade runs. I want to try to get a Clipper before the next wipe! Right on, Commanders!
..it's free advertising after all.
Why the logo on the front though? Do people regularly forget what phone they have, and wonder why their iOS apps aren't on it? Do they have to sift through a pile of phones to find the right one? "I'm pretty sure the Microsoft one was ringing, I think I left it under the Nokia, but I'll have to move the Blackberry and the Erriccssonn before I can move the Apple to get to the Sony that's covering the Microsoft"
I think a small Google Apps script could do a good job of that.
Might be a nice way to send the incumbent bunch of oxygen thieves broke...
Yes, a table-cloth full of shills for Clive 'all this is mine' Palmer and the Shooters & Nutjobs Fourth Reich Brigade.
I hereby submit my tender to the Fascist Overlord TuckFards that run this F...ine land, for the supply of an infinite metadata, meta-metadata, meta-meta-metadata and pr0n (for the backbenchers and Fred N.) storage site.
Fee: $25,000,000 single payment licence. That's right, pay once now, and never again, you can keep this cloud storage system as long as you want, put as much metadata / faked evidence against political enemies / kiddie-pr0n as the Government need into it. Guaranteed to store data forever, in TOTAL security.
One easy to remember address: /dev/null
The issue in the AEC world is that unlike big database, Desktop CAD/BIM applications are relying on PC-level hardware to do what normally takes server arrays. CAD/BIM software is really, really nasty with disk access - with thousands of little read-write-open-lock-close commands on every element within the main BIM database. The example given - 1.5MB is TINY - a 'standard' highrise residential tower can run to 2-3GB file size. The open-lock-close file access requests can number in the millions for a file this size.
Do a test. Download the trial version of Revit from Autodesk, start up Sysinternals ProcMon and run a trace of the file open command on the basic sample file. You will be astonished at the amount of file access faffing around the software does. But hey ho, everyones been busy developing spreadsheets and Flappy Bird clones and not paying much attention to a massive field that is only responsible for, like, cities.
No, he was correct in saying 'fractionally' - as in referring to 'a small fraction' - in this case, OF COURSE the snowflake has to be every so slightly asymmetrical or you're going to get subtractive sono-quantum diffraction all over the place. I mean really, you may as well just use any copper instead of atomically pure mono-isotopic copper nano filaments!
Personally I wouldn't use a speaker number that is a power of two, you should always stick with 2039 or 2053, which are of course primes and thus won't give you any binary artefacts. 2048 speakers is going to end up sounding like a CD and we all know what THAT does to the subtle harmonics that reflect off the conductor's baton.
As all true Apple experts know the terrane in the south-south-east corner of the garage was superb that year, and the boards from that region are suffused with far fewer oxygenated copper micro-inclusions than the inferior specimens from the rest of the garage.
$7.65mil I reckon, could go higher if the wood mounts are vibration-free aged oak from Etruscan wine amphora racks.
Space bubbles? OK, so not 'brain clouds' then?
No, no, this time the 'freedom fighters' we are supplying weapons to really are the nice ones. They promised that they wouldn't say 'thanks for the training and bang-bang kit', only to turn on us as yet another bunch of nutters in a decades time. I think a solemn commitment to be nice is enough, after all they are very religious, and you can always trust the devout ones, right?
EYES FRONT OR YOU'RE NEXT.
I think it is now a crime to criticise our PM at all. I'm surprised Freya wasn't detained under anti-terrorism laws, then "regrettably shot to death when she lunged at a Federal Officer with a knife" as we call political murder down 'ere.
US gov spends $6.8b over 3 years to make sure Local Astronauts use Local Spacecraft.
Walmart's CAPEX for FY2015 is $12.8b. For one year. To build or refurb concrete-tilt-up boxes.
Manned spaceflight is worth 2.72 Minecrafts.
There will never be any off-world colonies, will there?
It's even built in Minecraft. It must be worth at least a couple of mil?
For another huge steaming turd laid on the land once called 'fair'.
Speak for yourself.
When someone at work stated, with vehemence, that there are always 180deg in a triangle I pointed out that holds true only an a flat plan in Euclidean space.
Are there any readers of El Reg that are NOT aware of what the Coriolis effect is?
And with our population that can actually afford a Tesla, we can expect to see charging stations in Double Bay, Toorak and every 200m in the ACT - they always get everything, perhaps to make up for actually living in the ACT.
NOTHING can make up for living in the ACT.
The earth is flat, and full of holes where we dug all the stuff out.
What we don't dig, we frack.
The sky is now illegal, and it is an Act of Terrorism to look at it.
Stars are the bits where GOD ALMIGHTY'S GLORIOUS LIGHT shines through.
Er, which Goverment agreed to buy F35s? And Eurotigers? At least the NBN might, you know, ACTUALLY WORK.
C'mon Bunny-boy (you cannot actually BE Tony Abbott, as I doubt he's brave enough to use an new-fangled computamatronik keybyplank) lets see you sing the praises of F35s and Eurotigers. Sing for Tony! SING!
What do you mean 'worst'?
Humans are a disease...
I think there are actually about 11 Hubble-class telescopes up there. Google 'Keyhole' or 'KH-11' - all of those spy satellites have the same basic chassis and optics as the HST, but just some different sensors. Oh, and they all point at Earth (or 'credible TEEEEERRRRSST threats') rather than the far more interesting stars.
For a moment there I thought you meant ground-up politicians made good solar cells.
When will people realise that it is the MOON ITSELF that is the fake? It is an advertising stunt by McAppleCocaDisneySoftMonsantoShell.
Want proof? Try finding a photo of the Moon from before 1827 - YOU CAN'T! The conspiracy was started then by the International Bavarian Magi (IBM -see? SEE?) and has been perpetrated by their descendant cabals since then.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
Barrel-size? Sounds perfect for fitting in Jebediah, Bill & Bob.
Weekly reports eh? Oh yeah, that'll fix things and make everything ticketyboo.
It usually takes, oh, what 4 days to write a report like that?
Line up for the GRAVY boys!
Yeah, NSW finest are worried they're going to be undercut by skriptkiddies.
Did I imply that NSW P'lce Farce might be slightly inundated with criminals already, and be possibly a source of many of the actual real guns on our streets? I may have....
Also, BAN SUPERMARKETS and HARDWARE! You can kill people with stuff from them!
AUSTFAILIA - YOU'RE STANDING IT IN.
I'd like to see you try to take the AMMUNITION for it onto a plane though.
Come on Reg, that's Rule 1 of Internets isn't it?
DON'T FEED THE TROLLS.
DON"T FEED SMARMY GITS.
DON'T FEED MALCOLM TURNBULL.
Bloody hell, it's bad enough living this armpit of a nation without encouraging the Bogan's Hero to keep up with his rabid slather. Malcolm Turnbull makes Arnold Rimmer look like a pretty nice guy.
Do you fail to understand that swuts like Turnbull have NO INTENTION of ever providing even FTTN (of course their mansions will have FTTFB - Fiber To The Fucking Bathroom) as once they get in power the plan will be subject to review, after review, after review, after inquiry, after review, after review, after inquiry, all in the name of 'FISCAL MANAGEMENT', with the reviews being outsourced to OH MY GUESS WHAT? Their brother-in-law's Fiscal Management Consultancy firm based in Fucking Bermuda.
Have a look at the state of NSW with Fatty O'Barrel in power - management consultants are making a mint, while nothing much happens. 43billion spent on infraftructure - yeah, a few compactuses (compacti?) to hold all the FUCKING REVIEWS. We are up to meta-level 4 for the reviews on the NW rail link, something that was mooted in 19-fucking-28!
Chairman of the review committee (pig-trough) is Nick Greiner, Liberal premier in the 1980's. Another failure, but bugger the gravy-train, he's swimming in the lido-deck gravy-pool of the MV.Gravyboat, the world's largest ocean liner - MADE OF GRAVY!
Most expensive nation on planet? check. Most corrupt nation on planet? check. Most likely nation to end up on the B-ark? checkity-check-check-check!