72 posts • joined 14 Sep 2011
I think they need to bring in severe penalties for misuse of powers
uhm... well, I guess it's not gonna happen in my lifetime. eh?
NFC smart glove and HUD combo
perfect kit to stick your finger where the sun don't shine...
re: folk on ADSL broadband can get cheaper services, uncapped
not so. Consider my case (pretty average):
7 Mb adsl, 60 GB cap (ok, uncapped midnight - morning), shitty ftp upload speeds, traffic management (aka throttling), but in general, good service.
15 quid for the internet
about 15 quid for the bt line (line rental)
about 4 quid per quarter on the phone bill for... not making enough phonecalls (not kidding!)
about 6 quid per quarter to actually PAY them the bill (not kidding!)
That's about 35 squid per month
against Virgin, the cheapest decent phone/cable internet package (no tv, thankyou):
The difference though: the speed, about 5 x that of plusnet, on top of this, priceless satisfaction, that BT get not a penny from me.
The only thing that worries me is that Virgin is "family oriented", in plain English - (...) rules about throttling, censorship, etc. Plus, I imagine, relentless pressure to take on the subscription of their glorious tv channel shite. But I don't mind telling them, every now and then, where to stick their offer.
I could withdraw from the online world but retain a lifeline.
I do hope it's tongue-in-cheek...
"You have to opt-in to get porn, rather than opt out of being filtered."
Are you sure? I thought I have to opt in to opt out of opting in out of opting out? See, I'm already confused... wow, this proves that a government plan once in the blue moon has actually... WORKED. I guess there's a silver proxy to every censorship.
biz dumps mass email ads
took them some time to catch up, eh?
or, perhaps, it took that much time for the idiots who open those emails to become immune. FB infection rulez!
lack of reasons to replace an older system
manufacturers - unite. All you need to do is study many a past case of planned obsolescence. Study and apply :(
"I'm wiring up my fish tank to the internet. The newest incarnation will automatically top itself up when the water gets low, feed the fish and other mundane tasks."
You lost your marbles. And the plot. Why did you bother to buy the fish tank in the first place, if it can run autonomously?
ah, I see, looks pretty! Well, get a large screen and an effing screen saver, much less hassle than the internet of all fish tanks :(
wasn't that expensive... if it run Windows OS, which I have to use as my software is windows-based :(,
and if it didn't have that (...) glowing apple at the back - I would consider, sure ;)
p.s.: even if the battery life were half as decent.
Re: I always read it as 'Clit Bang'
As always, great minds think alike!
ref. The devil in the detail
Can we see the list please?
The list of sites/content/genre that they've deemed to be Adult and requiring filtered?
Can we know who is on the committee please?
Is advice to curious teenage LGBT on that list?
Is advice for teenage safe sex on that list?
Are historic great works featuring cherubs and teenagers on that list?
This is for us to know, and for you, not to worry your little head about. Unless... given the depth of questions asked, you don't happen to have any vested interest in the subject, do you? Because, you know, we might want to chat to you about it. Or take a peek at what you store on your hard drive....
Re: Equador, the pillar of freedom
Paperwork's never been a bitch for either true and "true" democracies when it suited them to show to the world what a pillar of freedom and democracy they are, against that vile regime of (enter any country name but the True Democracies).
This is my whole point - they don't want to fuck with the US of A - let them say it, instead of coming up with laughable excuses. I want to hear it loud and clear: "We value our trade links and good relationship with USA much, much more, than giving shelter to somebody, who confirmed that USA spy on us".
there's one more aspect: the reaction of the world is a clear go-ahead to the US: we can spy on them and even if we slip, like with this Snowden, they will do fuck about it. Plus a strong message to wanna whistle-blowers: you've got nowhere to hide.
Re: Great! & catching up with Africa
don't lose heart, also catching up with Poland, and Estonia, so EU's not THAT behind :D
jeez, if I took every politician's blabber half-seriously, I'd shit myself in the pants how scary this monstrous internet is.
but wait, isn't it illegal already to project such perverse images as soiled pants across the internets?!
indeed, given the well-known, unbreakable period of stability and friendship between the great nations (and leaders) of Pakistan and India, this would have been a no-brainer for both parties ;)
Re: @william 10 ID cards - good, database - bad
Do I need to produce ID to travel in a taxi? No.
Do I have to pay for my train ticket with a card (or produce a card to get permission to buy one)? No.
Do I have to purchase a non-anonymous Oyster Card to travel in London? No.
I *can* do these, if I wish, but that's my *choice*, it's not an obligation.
All the above will become an obligation, and rather sooner than later, believe me. Just watch how they try to put off people using cash to pay for London travel and channel them into using oyster, and then, trackable oyster (registered). Both by inflating the price of cash-funded travel and by making it difficult to use cash (for example on the bus). I have a nasty feeling it's not only because it's cheaper to process card, it's also very easy to track people, and obviously, longer term. For our own good, of course. This won't stop anyone wanting to blow themselves up in a supermarket, or cinema, or a crowded square, say, on New Year's Eve, but hey, we'll worry about this if and when.
Oh yes, the cash is on the way out. Did you see a major uproar when shops, train ticket windows and taxis stopped accepting checks? I still vaguely remember then being used in the shops in 1990s. Then - gone. Cash will go - and then, we will all be SAFE ;)
"In terms of $100m, I'd say that refers more to the valuation of the company," Musk said. "It wasn't as though there were a thousand cancellations just due to the New York Times article. There were probably a few hundred."
This is a 100% bluff. If they had cancelled orders, he would know EXACTLY, to the last one, how many they lost (and he would NOT be shy to scream about it). It's not that they sell millions of their cars, when "a few hundred" would a reasonable margin of error.
Re: But at what price
reference "pulling IT out", this appears to be a particularly nasty case of a well-sealed box, that hitachi.
Re: Do they honestly think younger people dont read?
@ DrWho Re: 'The UK attitude is it is inherently less safe with a third party'
Well-presented! Particularly the "competitive advantage" and "embracing the cloud". You almost got me reaching for my (virtual) wallet, sir. Not.
the perfect complement to the Surface Windows RT :)
I think I'll say "pass" and buy one ultrabook instead, to cover both bases
nah, I'll buy just a cheapo laptop, and a cheapo tablet, that'll save me a couple of hundred quid...
actually, I already have a cheapo tablet... ok, so just a cheapo laptop!
and I have a laptop. Granted, it's ancient, like.... 4 years old or something, but it still comes with 4 Gb of RAM, and I changed the hdd to sdd last week, goes like a charm. And since I bought a Windows 7 upgrade disk a few years back (good move!), now I'm running a 64-bit version. Yes, the battery's fucked, despite careful management, so what, I still have my cheapo tablet to take with me. It's a perfect complement to my cheapo laptop, and both cover my bases, entirely, and will do, for the next few years :)))
Re: I would imagine...
so now they have decided that, as the story's spiraling out of control and putting their company in bad light, they should make a strategic move ("how to turn a PR disaster into a success story for the Dummies") and use it to their advantage, by offering scholarship?
no-no-no, you got it all wrong, they meant it to reward him from the start, but of course, it's just those bad, bad, bad mass-media mis-presenting the company's viewpoint.
Whatever, smart move. Unless their stand was, in fact, mis-presented and they were, in effect, forced to reward this guy (who MIGHT not be as innocent as he claims), to avoid this pr hit...
what about OEM?
it's 100 bucks for now and 200 for the W8 pro. Will it shoot up to 200 / 300? Oh well, I guess I'll give it a pass and wait for the next one, unless they keel over in the meantime.
they only follow the US
which has more than once decided to apply their own laws abroad, and won (but of course). The latest example being that Swiss bank a few weeks ago. That was only to protect the US tax man, and the Chinese only want to protect the purity of their vision, can't blame either, right? :(
Re: Google Play and SD card!
ainol can be bought in Europe, which is that bit of land past the white cliffs of Dover ;)
and no, they don't mind the brand name there, blissfully unaware, lucky bastards.
there's money to be made
off them labour camp inmates. And don't tell me google wouldn't do it, cause they do no evil.
Re: Shameless Amazon advert?
I don't give a flying monkey what other benefits and / or "benefits" it gives me, bottom line is, if I want to borrow "free" books from them, then I have to dish out 50 quid. Well, they can fuck off and die then.
System alert, system alert! Attempted tempering detected! System shutdown! License revoked! Fee automatically deducted from your bank account! Insurers informed and electricity supply cut off, to make it impossible for you to leave the premises before our swat team's landed on your doorstep! Sorry for the inconvenience!
If the US Gov files are not the property of the US Gov, then the US Gov, naturally, can not give them to you. Next!
Re: The punishment is way too light
Avatar was so bad I didn't even have to download a ripped copy to not see it, everyone was talking about it! :)
Re: 14 days?
reps are highly replaceable, they'd fire him for gross misconduct, and let him rot in jail ;)
Apparently bad weather has meant a lot of expensive repairs (?!)
I thought they would have outsourced repairs to Bangalore, surely?
Re: Didnt Pre-ordered mine last night
I admire your baiting technique and your sense of humor. Downvoted just the same, in case you're real about the full-blown OS :D
500 squid, lol
methinks they forgot it's 2012, end of, rather than 2010. No matter. First cheapo tabs are already available, about 200 quid a pop. Yes, the specs are rather... uninspired, and so is the quality. But that's just the first wave. Second is coming, and the price will be not much higher.
and, then, this 500 quid non-Apple like toy doesn't come with an sd card slot, nosir, which clearly indicates its target audience, the suckers willing to pay 100 quid extra to have 3G (wow, what a margin), and similar bargains are available, when they want more internal memory. Sorry, I'll wait for a cheapo, these precious extras will come at little extra cost.
GPS... wow, look at this on Samsung specs list,
AGPS Glonass Supported, rotfl.
Re: if your data is that important...
he really important ones are on multiple cd's
and, on a serious note, I would recommend you do give those cds a spin every couple of weeks. Cause, spin or no spin, those I burned a few years back are all f****, and I did store them carefully, as at that point in my life I was still oblivious to the "up to" part of the "up to 500 years storage life" claim.
"Ta series of hasty, self-interested and high-risk business decisions"
they speak about their own decisions, presumably, when they bought, and swallowed, the tale of fabulous profits to be had on facebook float?
or until 2014. Maybe
cause you know, why should we ever drop them prices, if they still sell very well thank you? And if a punters grumble, let them fuck off and go buy cheaper on Mars, or Venus.
Re: WTF? NFC?
a tablet has merits for this near field coms, you can clobber the poor sod across the counter with it, if this nfs doesn't work, while with a mobile, you can't even shove it up his arse, it will slip out sideways.
Re: "Nothing new" indeed
keep, hold, it's all for fun & pleasure
how they think that censorship of this kind makes any difference whatsoever.
The only difference is, it has set a precedence: "we have already blocked those nasty pirates, so now let's use the momentum and block... eenie meenie miney mo, which one should it be... the hard porn, the pedobear, the occupy the streets "excremists"?
wait, what about "grey imports" websites, they're illegal too, right?
ok, so now...
they were found out to be lying about a rogue engineer, so what happens next with this very low-key affair?
yeah, so I thought.
this was a brilliant stroke
of force majeure
how can I EVER thank you, Google!
for offering all those fantastic freebies, like free storage protected from your snooping, free OCR in no way feeding the data into your own systems, free ads on the side, as usual in NO way related to the contents of my (my?) G-locker.
but hey, who cares about privacy, it's all freeeeee, so come on, ya freetards, in your millions, come to daddy!
It will not be looking into emails in real-time.
and then, they will bury the news and it will be real time, but hey, who's going to be go after her when this happens? Will they put the ex-minister May against the wall? She will have been gone, and forgotten, along with all her honourable predecessors.
Really, how do they manage to recruit the same type of a nasty character to the same post over and over again? The same spiel about terrorists and pedophiles and pirates with every new one. As if any piece of snooping legislation has made them disappear... those nasty characters ;)
Re: A reward could be set up
well, any relevant news is... news.
a kick in the balls... live coverage. That'd be the news! :)
A reward could be set up
for the first Regitard reader to receive such a letter.
what reward?! I dunno... an interview with the Register, or any other glamorous prizes, plenty of choice out there...
Re: I wonder ...
Or, indeed, the loss to anyone if no one supplied Tube anywhere?
wow, that would be like... the end of the world, at least. Like... loosing net access for AT LEAST, like, 10 sec, like. And think of all those billions of people, who have made youtube their sole source of revenue, and now, like, they'd be truly f...ed, like, starving an shit.
oh, what would we do without youtube?!
I'm impressed, really
I mean, it takes a fully-matured politician (or a lawyer for THE Rapidshare, not rippedshare, or rapidshear, or other such clones), to say:
"we're reinforcing our efforts to eradicate it"
- and not twitch a single muscle in his face
This one beats ALL other quotes of this week for me. This week, last week... I guess the Register should run a best quote of the year competition.
ok, maybe the google quote on the "can't bother to search our employees' emails" might give it a close shave...
maybe he was distracted
through involvement in something much more important that semi-automatic landing procedure (boring, boring, boring, press that button Dave), like, I don't know, various things spring to mind, none of them polite to mention, but widely known to have happened in professional and private environments.
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