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10 posts • joined 14 Sep 2011

Rap for KitKat in crap app wrap trap flap: Android 4.4 is 'meant to work like that'

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Coffee/keyboard

close to best title ever, but beaten

Nork splash shot snapped by passing satellite.

Orbiting pap pic shows duff commie rocket in flight

from the archives http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/08/nork_rocket_snapped_in_flight/

Just the right balance of innuendo & technology... extra points would have been awarded for use of Jap's Island in there too, but maybe next time.

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Chinese Jade RABBIT SIGHTED ON MOON by NASA probe

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Coffee/keyboard

Title is optional, rabbit poo is not

Is it me or was there some (jade) rabbit poo a few pixels below the lander? GIF reveals all!

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Android FOUND ON TABLETS inscribed with WORD OF GOD

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Alert

Cant help noticing...

...the nearest theist is holding it wrong. Looks like its in landscape to me!

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I am NOT a PC repair man. I will NOT get your iPad working

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Holmes

I blame google myself

Try telling someone to go to a website by patiently giving them the URL. They type the www. in the bloody google search box, cos google is the internet innit? Address bar? what's an address bar?

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Hyperspeed travel looks wrong: Leicester students

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Coat

May Contain Star Wars Nuts

Alluvial dampers. Nuff said. / coat.

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'We are screwed!' Fonts eat a bullet in Microsoft security patch

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Re: @CountZero "May contain Comic Sans related humour" Sorry, I did not get........

Can't claim its mine, it's from the book "Just My Type" interesting book too. Esp with the hate filled section on comic sans...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Just-My-Type-About-Fonts/dp/1846683025/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1355741169&sr=8-1

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Joke

May contain Comic Sans related humour

Comic sans walks into a bar & orders a drink.

The barman says, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve your type in here."

/tumbleweed

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Ten movies inspired by video games

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Pint

Edgar Wright pwns Uwe Boll

A slightly different category: A film in the manner of a video game, sorta. Scott Pilgrim; I salute you 10/10 (beers)

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Rainbow Islands

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Coat

Optional, rather like a social life of a teenager with an Amiga A500

I blame the breakup with my 1st girlfriend on Bubble Bobble and Rainbow Islands, Thanks Andrew Braybrook, great arcade conversion.

Is it me, or is it ironic that Amiga is Spanish for girlfriend?

Coat please, the one with the 512K wedge of cheese memory expansion in the pocket (with RTC)

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Star Control

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Alien

Retro Lives!

Star Controllers yearning for some modern good times should try Space Pirates And Zombies (AKA a nicely unPC SPAZ) plenty of very non PC laughs and some of the best gameplay since...the original. Refreshingly done by 2 coders in their metaphorical bedroom rather than the usual army of Zombies working at a major studio.Only a tenner too!

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