All bets are on

Who wants to place a £10 bet that SP1 for Windows 8 allows you to turn off Metro and reinstate the Start button?

Pun alert

What some people will do to get a-"head" in the game......dahhh dum....tishhhhhh

Thank you, i'm here all week. Please tip your waitress.

Google is my friend

Just took your advice and used Google to find an image of Cecilia. All I can say is fair play to the guy. Theres a fantastic headshot (bad choice of words I know) to be found.

Raises his hand. OMG ewwww at most of the reps I get to meet, although there is this one rep..........

I think it's about time I reviewed my Oracle licensing. Anotne got her number?

Oh the joys of misspent youth!!

How about BC's Quest for Tyres and Pittfall on the C64. School Daze, Ghostbusters and Airwolf on the Speccy. My favorite was Manic Miner....I can feel an emulator session coming on.

Aircraft Carrier as a unit of measurement

I thought that aircraft carrier as a unit of measurement was de-commisioned along with anything else with 'aircraft carrier' in the title for us Brits?

A version between that can tell the difference between rubbish and what fell

I already have one of those, it's called a wife. Comes complete without sarcastic comment, often lacks suction and is known to moan a bit.....but otherwise reliable.