* Posts by elaar

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Pisspoor EE customer service earns it a cool £1 MILLION Ofcom fine

elaar

I bet they have artwork hanging in the loo at the headoffice that is worth more than the fine.

Seriously, £1 million, that must be 1 board of directors' quartely bonus.

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Apple wants to patent iBeacon stalking

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Can't they just agree to meet at a certain time (drooling) in the apple store?

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GoFundMe shows users how it's done, cashes in with $600m valuation

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What's stopping someone making a similar website that is not-for-profit?

$600million for a 5 year old site that would be simple to clone.

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Phone hacking blitz hammers UK.biz's poor VoIP handsets

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Brute forcing passwords should be almost impossible if people used proper passwords for such important systems. You would think people would have learnt this by now.

When we provide a company with Voip, all International/premium dialing is disabled. We require a signed disclaimer if they want to allow this on certain extensions, and we also only allow a couple of Group Admins (once they have been adequately trained). A number of times customers have been hacked, and on each occassion they try to blame us.

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LG G4: Be careful while fingering this leather-clad smartie pants

elaar

I was given the LG for a company phone, and like you I don't get too excited about phones these days.

I have to agree, the phone is very fast, has a superb camera, and the charging/battery life is the best I've ever had with a smartphone, it lasts 2 days with me (with a LOT of phone call usage).

The phone is too big for my liking though (my fault of course), and the rear buttons do take a while to get used to.

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Apple recalls Beats speakers: Rap chap's crap batt rapped in zap mishap flap

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Re: $325? Blimey!

£270 here. It has all the functionality of devices less than half its price, seriously who buys Beats stuff?

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Theresa May: Right, THIS time we're getting the Snoopers' Charter in

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At least the US pretend not to spy on its own people.

Vile woman.

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Windows 10 hands on: Build 10074 is for the brave - but it's pretty snazzy

elaar

At what point did I belittle others?

I understand they have function, and from what you have said many people find them useful, and that's great. I also didn't state I wanted them to be static, but infact have that sort of colour scheme/style.

So why do they have to look so ugly? To have that functionality, why do they have to be blocks of solid bright, high contrast colour?

I don't see why you had to get so touchy about it.

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elaar

Is it just me that hates the big coloured boxes for each "app" (Tiles or whatever they call them now)?

What's wrong with light coloured backgrounds and icons?

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Range Rover Sport: Like a cathedral on wheels, only with comfier pews

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"The RRP of the car as tested is £97,600."

Don't forget the extra cost of the obligatory vanity plate, which is required to be worn after 6months.

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Does your broadband feel faster? Akamai says it went up 20 per cent*

elaar

Data skewed?

Isn't the "average connection speed to the ISP" partly chosen by the customer though?

For example, a lot of people might go for the BT Infinity package instead of the Infinity 2 due to costs and bandwidth requirements, or 20Mb Virgin because who really needs the 100Mb?

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Greedy web borg Facebook to SLURP news websites' golden nuggets

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"news sites".... "buzzfeed" wtf? "22 ways to eat a pineapple", "58 ways to steal photos/gifs from other websites" gah.

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Sit back and let someone else manage your telephony

elaar

If the call quality is crappy, get them to change the codec.

If you can't handle the service ticket times, then most providers offer an "admin day course".

You can't tarnish all voip solutions just because your set-up is crappy.

It all works out a hell of a lot cheaper than your PABX and countless ISDNs.

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Shove off, ugly folk, says site for people who love themselves

elaar

If they're all so beautfiul and perfect, then why do they need to resort to using a dating website?

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WATCH IT: It's watching you as you WATCH IT (Your Samsung telly is)

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Re: "block the TVs access to the Internet on the router"

I agree, it's not a great solution, but the main point is that we shouldn't have to do it in the first place.

With your examples of South America, I suppose you could still manually enter incorrect DNS details in the TV settings?

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elaar

I think you're missing the point. The average Joe may think he wants a TV with voice recognition, so buys one, but maybe completely unaware of the impact on his privacy in doing so.

Buying a TV with a camera for Skype is one thing, the manufacturer then perhaps deciding to use that camera covertly for some form of data mining for its own benefit is worthy of attention.

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After LG were caught with their pants down siphoning user data from their TVs, I decided to block the TVs access to the Internet on the router.

You can still stream your own media, watch iPlayer, Netflix etc.. through Plex. Who really wants/needs to watch YouTube, Facebook etc through a TV app? People seem to be way too willing to give up personal information in order to use stupid gimmicks like voice recognition.

I'll probably find out at some point that Plex harvests all of your viewing data as well, you just can't win!

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Oh noes, fanbois! iPhone 6 Plus shipments 'DELAYED' in the UK

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Re: £699

I stopped reading when you stated it took you 5 minutes to log in to a website, what were you doing??

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Android is a BURNING 'hellstew' of malware, cackles Apple's Cook

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Re: Twaddle....

The problem is, he probably asked people for recommendations (knowing very little about the technology himself) and the Apple brigade (like Cook) told him how much better his life would be with an iphone, hence his purchase :)

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elaar

If you have an OS that has (or tries to have) the ability to work on a variety of different phones from a variety of different manufacturers then inherently there will be more issues.

I am more than willing to accept this as it gives me more choice, rather than being restricted to a few phones.

For Cook to claim IOS users have a better life because of this, just shows what a tit he is.

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Google's driverless car: It'll just block our roads. It's the WORST

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Re: Middle Laners Anyone?

You sound like a delightful chap!

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Apple wheels out sueball cannon, again

elaar

They both look like every other phone on the market. Do you expect a manufacturer to put the screen inside the battery compartment and the buttons on the back?

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Android engineer: We DIDN'T copy Apple OR follow Samsung's orders

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Re: I'm sorry

"Count me among the technologically literate who prefer "just works" to something I can tweak to death. I have a Linux desktop PC if I feel the urge to tweak"

I don't think you can regard yourself as technologically literate if you still have the naive belief that your Apple phone "just works", whilst others don't. I recommend you actually try other phone OS's, they're quite mature now dontcha know. I can make phone calls, email, and even run apps without banging my Android against the wall or rubbing it in the right way.

Sure some people have issues/bugs, but search the interweb and you'll find the same for IOS users, the reason being that the OS's are coded by us human, and humans are fallible.

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Samsung's thumb-achingly ENORMO Galaxy Note Pro 12.2

elaar

Surely with the weight/size of this thing, an accidental drop means it's 100% guaranteed to die a horrible death (and dent the floor) :)

I like how tablet technology is constantly improving, but the prices for top end models is far too high for what purpose it actually serves.

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El Reg BuzzFelch: 10 Electrical Connectors You CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT!

elaar

Depending on your job, you rarely use BNC.

Surely phono and 3.5mm jack should be on there!

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iPhone fanbois outsmart fandroids in totally reliable test of brain power

elaar

A more interesting test would be to compare the average mobile phone user IQ to that of one that uses Ladbroke on their device.

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Tube be or not tube be: Apple’s CYLINDRICAL Mac Pro is out tomorrow

elaar

A novell case design, woop, the price mark up is well justified now!

I've spent many a day looking under my desk and wondering how much better things would be if my hardware was encased in something a bit prettier! Maybe one day ....

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Expensive blingo-rama iPhone 5S OUTSELLS cheapo-plastic 5C

elaar

Why does everyone insist on thinking you have to be wealthy to have an iphone? Or you have to aspire to own one? Walk down the High St and you see just as many working class with them (if not more) than you do other types. If poorer people couldn't afford the £50 per month as opposed to say £30 per month, then you wouldn't see so many sky dishes up on council estates.

Almost anyone can buy anything on credit these days, so it boils down to who wants to waste quite a lot on a communications device VS who isn't too fussed about that type of thing, nothing to do with personal wealth.

I agree with other comments though, if you want to have something to impress your friends, why then get "slighty" cheaper device? Maybe Apple overspent on all the 5C marketing as you can't go to a single underground station in London without seeing the adverts plastered over every single wall. I have yet to see a real one in person yet, and I'm already bored of the sight of them.

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Microsoft: Surface is DEAD. Long live the Surface 2!

elaar

Was watching "Elementary" and had to painfully watch Sherlock take time to remove the slab, sort out the back support and then add the keyboard, and then add insult to injury make a search with "bing" massively highlighted on the screen.

It was hard to watch, us Brits aren't used to poor product placement. It made me want to hate it!

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iOS 7 SPANKS Samsung's Android in user-experience rating

elaar

VBasic is alot easier to use than C++, obviously that makes VBasic the best programming language ever!!

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Samsung unveils Galaxy Note 3: HOT CURVES – the 'gold grill' of smartphone bling

elaar

"So Apple painted its flagship gold, a trick Samsung has already copied"

Surely not, copying a colour?? I knew I should have patented "black" just a few years ago when it was completely undiscovered!

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UK discovers Huawei UK staff auditing Huawei kit: Govt orders probe

elaar

Whilst the story of Huawei monitoring Huawei is rather comical, there is no security threat. The vast majority of these devices are used on private networks and any obvious data leakage would be easily detectable and if found (just once) would destroy a manufacturer's reputation for good.

How many times has Cisco equipment been packet filtered over the years for various on-site issues? Imagine if just one packet looked odd, it would instantly bankrupt a company if made public.

How would a Huawei router somehow have a hardcoded IP address coded into it, and somehow filter "relevant" data and then send it to that public IP without anyone noticing?

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BT earmarks super-speedy 300Mbit/s broadband for 50 exchanges

elaar

Re: Have and have nots

Re: AC,

Unfortunately, because you live in town and a considerable distance from any reservoirs, from now on you will only receive 0.5gallons of water per day, whilst us country folk have unlimited plans for the same amount. Sorry!

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BBC abandons 3D TV, cites 'disappointing' results

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Re: About Time!

Dave, I'm with you. I have at times decided not to visit the cinema because there were only 3d versions of the film I wanted to see. We used to have truly good films at the cinema. It has now evolved into mostly cgi cr4p. What's worse than that... cgi cr4p brought to you in the wonder of 3d.

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World's richest hobo (Apple) has worked 'tax-free' in Ireland since '80s

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Re: @elaar

"Great, and the poor s*ds who buy their stuff end up financing the clowns in government, and the corporatioms have a field day!"

As opposed to the poor s*ds financing share holders?

Why do the corporations have a field day? It would create a level playing field between national and international companies selling within a country, all fight fairly with the same costs and those that prosper will have to cut margins, produce more efficiently etc.

Currently, some corporations do have a field day because they pay so little corporation tax compared to others.

I didn't say it was perfect, and obviously it has to be modified suitably.

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elaar

Why don't they just scrap corporation tax and increase sales tax/VAT? That way, rather than being based on country of residence, it is purely based on sales per country.

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Murdoch hate sparks mass bitchin', rapid evacuation from O2, BE

elaar

Re: Sad to see them go

How about a BT EFM circuit then? We have many customers taking this route, they're proving to be very good circuits if you have no fibre.

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Re: I'm going

Did you just pull those Sky Vs BT speeds out of thin air or do you have a source? Seeing as Sky uses BT copper then average sync speeds are going to be the same between the two. Strangely, BT offers "upto" 16Mbps the same as Sky, plus you have the option of fibre/Infinity, so your performance "statistics" are bizarre.

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You hear that, Mr Cook? Samsung's profits have gone UP

elaar

Re: Yeah but, parasitism is never comfortable

"Samsung skims the suckers and attracts people with little to spend and little interest in high tech"

Most of the people I know with iphones/ipads are either women, kids, parents, grandparents (for ease of use to Apples credit) and my art/design pals, none of which buy them for a specific interest in high tech.

A lot of the latest Samsung phones certainly aren't cheap and do have quite a lot of new tech from what I have read (whether eye gestures etc. will work well has yet to be seen).

I'm fairly unbiased here as my company decided to give me a naff Nokia, so I use neither, you however are so overly biased that your comment is painful to read.

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Notebook makers turn to Android in face of Windows woes

elaar

Re: Apps

Would it not have the latest version of angry birds?

Name us a life altering App that it wouldn't have, infact, name us a life altering app.

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Review: Renault Zoe electric car

elaar

Not enough power

Considering that news articles state we will be suffering from power shortages by 2015, currently with 14% spare capacity, predicted to be just 4% in 3 years. Is it really wise to be promoting electric cars in this country?

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Samsung mocks Apple lawsuit in SuperBowl teaser ad

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Re: ah

"The point is people are more brand loyal to Apple - Samsung is just another Android phone."

It's the "brand loyal" that makes people judge you.

"When it's due for an upgrade the user may as well buy a HTC, Asus, Motorola, Sony or one of many, many more."

Yep, it's called choice, a healthy market, it's what keeps prices to a minimum.

"So what are the chances of someone buying a Samsung Android phone today definitely buying another Samsung Android phone in 2 years time", Who cares? You're saying this is worse than sticking with Apple for the rest of your life?

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Netbooks were a GOOD thing and we threw them under a bus

elaar

"I had some devices to choose from for my journey. I could have taken my Alienware MX18, my first-generation Samsung Galaxy Tab, my Asus Transformer, my Samsung NF210 Netbook, my Acer Aspire 5110 or my ageing 2006 silver Macbook Pro. Which to choose?"

Any, who cares? How did journalists cope 5-10 years ago? Write stuff on dead trees. Netbooks were great, but marketing told people to go out and buy tablets, zero productivity but lots of (limited) fun.

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Microsoft to end Windows 8 discounts on January 31

elaar

Re: Shooting themselves in the foot? - yes, by releasing Win 8.

Was with you until "similarly to how they praised Windows 7 (a poor OS)"

Regardless of how poor Vista and Windows 8 may be, 7 is actually a decent, stable OS. Please enlighten me specifically on why it is poor.

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Review: Google Nexus 4

elaar

Re: I was starting to think I might have been too quick to buy the S3..

Did you even read the whole review properly?

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Review: Dell XPS 12 Windows 8 tablet-cum-Ultrabook

elaar

Re: What's with this "it must have a Gigabit Ethernet port" fetish?

It's not a show stopper, just incredibly irritating when a lot of folk (which surprises you even though people keep commenting on the fact) use ethernet constantly. I use my Ethernet port more often than a USB port, hence why it bugs me when I see numerous new laptops with no ethernet port and yet numerous USB ports.

So it's not a show stopper, but can you not see why it irritates people when a) They need to buy extra gear to use a popular connectivity method, and b) remember to carry this adapter/dongle (no matter how small) around with them.

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Mega-res telly demand to boom, say ball-gazers

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Re: You will have to wait...

You don't mean "Apple invents", you mean "Apple packages". Unless you can prove me wrong by stating a single proper invention other than arguably the aluminium unibody process.

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'Holey code, Batman!' Microsoft to patch 12 vulns on Tuesday

elaar

Meh

"One rather glaring omission from the list, however, are any fixes for the recently discovered problems with Internet Explorer"

So, they're patching a load of stuff, apart from that which afflicts browser versions nearly 2years+? How dare they ignore the people bad enough to either find a better browser or update their existing one!

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Apple loses round to Amazon in 'App Store' name dispute

elaar

Gah, this is so dull.

How is "Application Store" any different to the Canonical "Software Store". Slightly different words for the same thing. "Applications" and "Apps" is the same god damn meaning. It's starting to seem to me however that there is in fact a big difference: "Applications" are used by proper professional people (to create and develop shit), and "Apps" are used by people to pass the time during travel, or avoid speaking to their family/loved ones.

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