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Google denies smacking Botswanan ass

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The Google-driver thought he saw a tunnel.....

.... but it turned out to be an ass hole....

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How to build a perfect private cloud with Windows Server 2012

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Re: Windows is the wrong tool for the job

"A professional solution architect that knows what he is doing will use a Linux / hadoop / Open stack architecture."

Let me correct you. A professional solution architect that knows what he is doing will make an assessment of the technology to be used based upon the requirements of the solution, balanced against available options in the market place.

In other words, only bring bias to the table if you work for a vendor/reseller with a vested interest. A Linux bias is no better than an MS bias and would do a customer an equal disservice.

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Nokia: Ship's now stable, all we need is passengers

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Eadon the Google mouthpiece...

Do they have you on retainer? You really should ask.

Most people don't give a crap what platform it is so long as they can talk/message/photo/browse and play a few games and listen/watch some media. So long as the platform performs adequately and is attractive to use (and WinMo does both at least as well as Droid), then that's a start. This is doubly so at the low/medium end, including the third world.

Only fanboys such as yourself who are so blinkered one way or another get so obsessed. Still, keep trying, maybe Google will send you a nice letter and a badge.

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Review: Lenovo IdeaPad Yoga 13 Windows 8 convertible Ultrabook

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@ the-it-slayer

While the Jobs argument is valid enough on vertical screens, the problem there is completely unrelated to the software, but rather in the hardware vendor implementations - so while on an iMac, touch would be bad, on a Macbook, it would be slightly better and a tablet better still.

This, of course, is not Microsoft's problem, more the hardware vendors not being terribly imaginative. Of late, there have been some attempts to innovate here, such as the Yoga, and (for those who don't want to waddle with Penguins or eat the Apple), Microsoft, with 8, finally have a tablet interface that is pretty friendly. To balance that last comment though, I do agree with a comment made earlier - this doesn't mean that Microsoft should be applauded for making the user suffer when using a keyboard and mouse. A simple option 'Touch or Mouse' would have been marvellous - perhaps with driver support so if you convert a laptop to tablet it switches. Perhaps Win8 SP1...?

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Review: HTC 8X Windows Phone 8 handset

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Re: Win Pho - 1/10

Ugly UI - yet to see a 'droid that impresses or isn't an iPhone rip-off. The iPhone is looking tired too (and I'm a tired iPhone user).

Insecure OS - Android is worse by virtue of the mis-use of appstores and social engineering. But you're somewhat bias against MS, so a little blinded by stereotypes of the desktop OS.

Closed, walled garden - one of the reasons why Android is less secure. Closed architecture has strength in security that open can never have. It's a choice of flexibility vs. security/reliability - there's no right or wrong answer here.

People haven't bought into WinMo as it was too late to the party. With iOS (with a competent but unevolving product) and Android (passable, but I'm not a Goigle fan and theres too many crap handsets out there for each decent one) both very established, squeezing out older platforms like Symbian and BlackBerry, MS were always likely to have a tough time in this market.

Keep ranting though - great comedy value.

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The 10 best … Windows Server 2012 features

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Re: Difficult to see

"Windows is no match, on servers it's just a toy that needs rebooting all the time, requires anti-virus, doesn't scale and is generally poor at file and memory management."

You do know that we aren't in the '90s talking about NT here? If I wanted to slag Linux off with old stereotypes, I'd bleat about poor driver support and the need to recompile the OS for any minor rubbish, but I'd be wrong to do so.

If you run a file server of any OS without antivirus, you get what you deserve (infected clients most likely....)

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Don't shoot the Windows Live Messenger, cry IM users

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I have to agree...

The later versions had some nice features, but of late it had become too unwieldy, full of 'look what we can do' adverts using too much screen estate.

Still better than the flakeware called Skype.

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Lenovo proclaims PC victory, re-orgs to take on Apple

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Give'em a break!

"A Think-branded business unit's chance of taking on Apple seem slim."

The Think brand is their strongest hand. To those with the knowledge, it has some pedigree. To those who don't, but do their research, they'll pick up on this.

In these days when people foam at the mouth for a pretty badge and something that looks nice, Lenovo have to start somewhere and the Think brand is a good place. Also, they need to set an objective - with Apple and HP being obvious ones. To set anything 'less' would be limp-wristed.

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Eric Schmidt's Norks outing poorly timed, tuts US govt

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"Poorly timed"

Was this the date the USAF were planning to roll the bombers in....? Bad PR accidently dropping a Mk 82 on Mr Schmidt's entourage....

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NYC mayor pins crime rate spike on iPhone, iPad theft

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Re: Just ban Apple products

Conversely, force an Apple monopoly and set up OffApple to set Apple prices at a level that even a Blackberry buyer can afford.

You destroy the fashionable argument, but I suppose the downside is eventually 100% of stolen phones are Apple. Damn you, statistics!

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2012: The year that netbooks DIED

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Re: Diamonds?

Oh, you can get a diamond encrusted Air if you want something bling....

http://stuarthughes.com/newdawn/product_info.php?products_id=83

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Feeling poor? WHO took all your money? NOT capitalist bastards?

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Re: Published data

As opposed to the Union funded so-called think tanks, such as the Fabians or Compass, looking after their own self-interest and trying to justify their own jaded idea of utopia?

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Re: One or the other

It always amuses when people use the word 'fair'. You could say 'fair' is in the eye of the beholder.

For example, you can make tax 'fair' by rationalising it down to a page or two saying that everyone who has an interest in this country (work, residence, investments) pays a given rate on income above (for example) minimum wage), no exceptions or loopholes. Trouble is, you'd never get such a scheme through the politicians. A complex system works well for either side of the political spectrum - on the right, you look after the tax accountants and lawyers, while the left needs to keep plenty of union dues flowing by justifying lots of tax office workers as well as the need to be seen punishing the rich.

As for 'fair distribution', this is even more dodgy to define. Someone who has been able to acquire and exploit a particular (or unique or rare) skill should be rewarded by having more of a share of wealth than someone who won't/can't or has less valuable skills. Is it 'fair' to punish success? To those who aspire to the idea of a 'fair distribution' of the wealth, the answer is yes - after all, it's apparently 'fair' to reduce everyone to the lowest common denominator.

At the end of the day 'fair' is an illusion - life wasn't fair to the dinosaurs, the dodo or the cart builders and lamplighters, but c'est la vie.

Of course, this may not be a popular view, but I'm not fussed - after all, who said life was fair?

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Ten… top tech cock-ups of 2012

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Meh.

You could equally substitute Google here (blatant info peddlers that are as bad as FB for reducing their customers to being the product), except the Emperor's new clothes still look fine to the Droid drones, even if they are surprisingly similar to Apple's cut.

Once upon a time, I'd have said MS could fit in too, but they fall down on the last point - were they ever actually cool?

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Lego quad-copter: your ultimate drone nightmare

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'Legos'

Just what my Granddad used to call it. And given I got most of my Lego at Christmas, an appropriate memory.

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Valve hauls down The War Z, offers refunds

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Re: sadly

To be fair (and I'd say this applies to all app stores), 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' - I'd sooner a store owner makes sure that it runs and isn't a dodgy dialler than say whether its fun or not - that's what comments are for (and some of those rants are waaaay better value than the games).

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VCDX: The elite certification just 105 people hold

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Re: Commercial 'qualifications'

To technical people, yes, to an extent you're right. There are quite a few book/bootcamp MCSEs out there proving that.

However, there are quite a few HR drones, bean-counters and under-qualified IT managers (emphasis on 'manager') who do attribute value to those pieces of paper and that value can transfer to a tastier contract.

Not to mention that I find vendor multiple-choice exams strangely therapeutic.

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Shh! Proxima Centauri can hear us!

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Re: 4 years from now

And we shall send our awesome army - the X-Factor contestants. They will hit them with the mighty sword of talent!

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NASA to smash its spacecraft INTO THE MOON

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Re: Thanks for not mis-calling it the 'dark' side of the Moon...

Maybe it does have a dark side and it just isn't saying.

I mean, Jimmy Saville had a dark side, didn't he? Maybe the moon has all sorts of dark stuff. Maybe a secret space-nazi base...?

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Schmidt 'very proud' of Google's tiny tax bill: 'It's called capitalism'

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Re: Don't be evil!

"We don't have to let Google do business in the UK. Booting them out might even help local startups."

An interesting one. Short of Chinese or Iranian style measures, how do you propose you do that? I'd expect such ill-thought ideas in the Mail, not on the enlightened El-Reg.

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Samsung's smart TVs 'wide open' to exploits

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Re: Rootable? You'd hope so!

"If I buy something, it's mine. I can use it as bought, or I can mod it, or I can plant tomatoes in it. It's none of your or anyone elses' goddamn business."

True, but then there's the tinkering that leads the manufacturer opens to legal action when the idiot user tries watering his tomatoes. Not to mention the warranty claim when the TV won't show Eastenders any more because the tomato plant has cracked the panel.

Manufacturers design a product to do a job. It's their choice to design and implement it how they wish in the same way it is your choice not to buy it. If they lock it down to prevent uses for which it wasn't designed, that could lead them to be open to legal action for *not* preventing misuse, I can't blame them.

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Microsoft notices Xbox gamers actually slack-jawed TV fans, adds 43 new apps

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Re: So does that mean there's a lot of dim people

Indeed there are dimwitted people. They also buy PS3 and all that Sony DRM goodness. Enjoy.

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Jokes of no more than 2 lines

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How many ears does Spock have?

Three - a left ear, a right ear and a Final Front Ear...

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Patrick Moore: Lived with cats, accompanied Einstein on the piano

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A Gent and a Scholar...

Not to mention a classic barking-mad true British Eccentric, complete with monocle. Thoroughly under-appreciated in these times of X-Factor, celeb chefs and premiership footballers.

A sad day indeed.

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Valve chief confirms Steam-centric console-killing PC

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Re: Linux is much more stable for gaming than windows

"Pathetic, eh? OK, what frameworks does Windows have for running Mac games?"

It's not really worth writing a framework for running Mac games on Windows as there are too few Mac-only games to make it commercially worthwhile. Not to mention - it's a brave software house who dares to tread near the hallowed turf of Appledom - if something so much as whiffs of Apple, the iLawyers will start circling.

If you'd have said a platform for running Linux games, then you'd be on a safe footing. Otherwise, on a seperate note, I think it's great that developers are being more agnostic in their development - ports between platforms might be of better quality, not to mention come out in a similar time frame.

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'Build us a Death Star, President Obama' demand thousands

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Re: That's not a moon... @GitMeMyShootIrons

Blimey. There's a few people who forgot their meds today, aren't there? I take it that sense of humour is sadly lacking.

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That's not a moon...

.... It's a state funded infrastructure investment program

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Re: $852,000,000,000,000,000

A job for life then...

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China plans astro-farms on Mars

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Re: It also gives them somewhere to sit while the nukes get flung about on earth.

"I can't imagine a better ring side seat for it."

The moon would be closer than Mars, not to mention the orbit lends a better all-round view of Earth's demise. I'll bring the deckchairs and popcorn.

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Start the clock! Public sector web MUST be disabled-friendly by 2015

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Re: Not just for the public sector?

I wonder if this will lead in turn to personal web sites. This would be somewhat excessive, but I can see the more militant disability groups, backed by the usual Politically Correct suspects will wave around 'human rights' and you'll end up with a really bad piece of unnecessary legislation.

I'm always wary when governmental organisations legislate on things like this, even with the best of intentions - it's a form of back-door censorship - you can only put something up if it fits THE STATES criteria. Something about the road to hell being paved with good intentions here leaving an unpleasent taste in my mouth.

Paris - because I'm sure she's got disabled access...

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Chinese student fails job interview because of iPhone

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Re: Really?

"In the UK, owning an iPhone doesn't mean your wealthy. Every chav pikey and their dog has one."

I believe that the Chav Choice is generally still the Rioter's favourite, the Blackberry, with free-with-a-packet-of-crisps 'Droids equally attractive. It's more the fashionistas and Essex crowd who'd head for the iPhone.

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Scientists build largest ever computerized brain

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Re: How about ..

By that measure, it should be possible to simulate our illustrious deputy PM using only a matchbox and a peanut.

As for the respected leader of the opposition, he can be simulated using only a petulant expression.

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Sony tempts 4K Ultra HD TV buyers with free films

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Re: The Bridge on the River Kwai

I'd have sooner had Lawrence of Arabia or Zulu.

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Elon Musk envisions small town of VEGETARIANS ON MARS

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Re: Won't happen for that price

"how many vegetarians can a Dragon carry"

I'm waiting for the punchline...

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Man facing rare refusal-to-unlock-encryption charge: Court date set

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Re: der! hidden volume!!!

Having spoken to my local beat copper, you could probably just set the file attribute to hidden to confuse most. It's the clever ones you have to worry about, hence my encrypted files detailing the plans for the Death Star and world domination stored on lozenge shaped USB sticks carefully inserted in the rear of the local cat population....

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BYOD: A bigger headache for IT bosses than Windows Metro?

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BYOD as a solution to Metro....

BYOD puts the onus on the end user to source a PC. If it's got Windows 8 and Metro on it, then it's no longer the IT bosses problem. Metro problem hand-waved away.

DISCLAIMER - Obviously this ignores any of the other cost/technical/political pitfalls of BYOD that may bite our heroic IT Boss in his ample behind.

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Nokia Lumia 820 WinPho 8 review

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Re: Really?

What is it about Apple fanatics blaming everything else for not supporting their cherished OSX? Standards are there for a number of reasons (even old ones) - One reason, applcable here, is to simplify implementation. If the operating system HOSTING a peripheral supports the protocol, then (hey presto), the peripheral works straight away without fiddling, or even 3rd party software in some cases.

The Browsing function is based upon an established standard - if Apple can't manage that, then why is that Microsoft's problem to fix?

Even playing Devils advocate, I'm sure Microsoft would prefer to keep Windows phones in the Microsoft eco-system in the same way that Apple prefer an Apple eco-system. I'd say Apple are VERY good at this, better than Microsoft. For example, look at the massively locked-in Apple TV platform. Try and get that little box working with a NAS or anything outside the iTunes client on a Mac (or the Apple-derived excrement version that Windows users put up with) and you'll see what I mean.

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Sandy Island does exist - on a 1908 chart

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Re: The key may be in the name.

If they were using Apple maps, they'd be looking for it in a completely random place. When I tried just now, it came up with Salt Lake City. Well, it is sandy around there.

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Driverless trucks roam Australian mines

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And I, for one.....

Welcome our robotic wagon driving overlords. That's a big ten-four, rubber duck.

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Pirate cops bust LITTLE GIRL, take her Winnie-the-Pooh laptop

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Re: On the upside...

And so ends the whole concept of childhood. Now children need to have lessons in the three R's and copyright law?

What a narrow minded apologist. It starts with criminalising children with attempted copyright infringement. Where does it end?

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This is a 9 year old CHILD...

She is likely not even aware that what she did was illegal - many adults aren't that sure. Equally, how do they prove that the father had any knowledge that the child attempted this?

This is a ridiculous act of 'summary justice', only matched by the brutal, ham fisted handling by the police.

Would the same gestapo tactics be employed for other minor deeds by a child? Doubtful. And as for the attempt to get the father to sign an NDA over the settlement, I too would apply FOAD as well and post the damn thing and the full story with as many news agencies as possible.

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IBM insider: How I caught my wife while bug-hunting on OS/2

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Re: Don't forget

Not 100% - there were a few minor fixpacks. I remember running around a bunch of satellite sites with a couple of floppy disks. Happy times!

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Galapagos islands bombed with 22 tonnes of Blue Death Cornflakes

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Re: Sounds like a great idea.

On the flip side, as we've already inflicted ourselves on this poor place in the traditional human style, perhaps it's a great place to try these ideas, than, say, the Brazilian rainforests.

Of course, we could have just gone down the boozer instead. It is nearly beer'o'clock.

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HP PC chief: Microsoft's Surface is 'KLUDGEY'. There, I said it

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Re: What always surprises me...

" ...does he surf the net on a surface when he's taking a dump..."

Now that's really not a pleasant image.

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'I'm a PIRATE' confessions spew from OED iPhone dictionary

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Were I a pirate....

I'd be just fine. I don't use Twitter.

Aaaarrrrgggghhh! Dead man's chest! Splice the main brace!

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Skype IDs hijackable by ANY FOOL who knows your email address

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And this is the replacement to Windows Messenger?

Fills me with real faith....

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Take action on climate change OR THE PANDA GETS IT

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Mmmmm....BBQ-Panda

"But essentially useless (not sure what they taste like - I may be prepared to revise that statement if they are particularly tasty)."

Was black and white, now black and charred. Serve with noodles.

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FOlA judges: Secret 28 who made the BBC Green will not be named

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Re: TV licences aren't exactly compulsory.

The TV license is tax by another name. If you want to watch TV, you have to pay the license, even if you don't want to anything to do with the Bolshevik Broadcasting Charlatans. Of course, Auntie Beeb is protected on high, so there was never any way little people (or license fee payers as they call them) were going to win.

This was nothing to do with protecting journalism. This was a means of deciding BBC bias, in spite of their so-called impartiality. All protected by expensive lawyers and cloak-and-dagger meetings behind closed doors.

It's the same as the tax on petrol - you don't want to pay, don't drive - still a tax though.

So yes, the license is a tax, pure and simple. To deny it makes you a BBC apologist or easily lead.

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At last, a bionic arm that passes the Beer, Egg and Looks Cool tests

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Re: £25k???

Go-faster stripes, DAB radio and a big chrome exhaust. Just don't ask where the latter gets fitted.

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BBC in secret trial to see if you care about thing you plainly don't

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"@Neil Barnes: What century do you live in where you need to pay for a radio license?"

Neil is essentially correct in that the BBC run some stations on AM. However, the amount of money the Beeb saves axing AM would be small enough that it'll be barely noticeably - it might pay the salary for a few window-watching middle managers or the fees for lawyers to protect them from FOI requests or Saville victims attempting to sue them.

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