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'Your infernal cable pipes come up from Hell, Virgin!'

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Re: "abusing current tax legislation"

The problem is an intentionally over-complicated tax system.

Keeping it complex means 'jobs for the boys' all round. The right get to keep tax accountants in jobs to find loopholes in the system for their millionaire customers, while the left keep masses of union membership fee paying Tax inspectors (plus lots of hangers-on) in cushy public sector jobs, rather than on the dole.

Keeping it complex means lots of ways for politicians to bribe the electorate with tax breaks/exemptions, while pretending that the tax system is somehow 'fair' (though the definition of 'fair' depends on who you talk to in what context).

Everyone's a winner.... unless, of course, you actually ARE a tax payer (who isn't a tax inspector/accountant/on benefits/a billionaire)...

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Review: Nokia Lumia 520

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Re: Windows 8 TO INFINITE FAIL AND BEYOND

Surely, this is the Windows Phone you've been waiting for? One that's cheap enough to warrant buying one on a regular basis to offer up as a blood-sacrifice to the great god of Ad Peddling Data Grabbers, the Google Monster.

Oh, and you don't need to shout - it makes you sound like the shouty bloke in the Cillit Bang! ads...

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Review: Western Digital Sentinel DX4000

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Re: all you need to know

Ah. Blinkered and narrow-minded doesn't even begin to describe your comment.

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Sord drawn: The story of the M5 micro

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StD-6900

Would that be the one which came with Business Oriented Object Browsing Solution and the deep, round port on the back - you know, the Advanced RAM Socket (External)?

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BadNews, fandroids: MILLIONS of Google Play downloads riddled with malware

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Re: the sky is falling

...all through the legitimate Google market place. Very good. Sounds like the policing of what is peddled in the store is a bit lax, bordering on negligent.

I could accept this on some back-street site, but Google? Really? A tad disappointing. 'Do no evil' may be their mantra, but 'ignore evil' appears to be reality.

I have Apple and Android devices. I have more faith in the former, which is a pity, because the better hardware is often the latter.

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iPhone too heavy? Volkswagen brings out motorised ride-on dock

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Oh dear.

I'm indifferent about Apple kit. If it works, that's fine.

Reducing a car to a glorified mobile phone trinket? I don't care which vendor it is, this is bad in so many ways.

Excuse me, mine's the one with a full sickbag in the left pocket.

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787 battery fix approved

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Instructions for Battery Ventilation Conduit

1) Cut hole directly through fuselage directly above battery compartment.

2) Line with bricks (components labelled a1), using mortar (bag b1, add water*).

3 )At exit point on fuselage exterior, use ornate bricks (component a2) to raise above fuselage line.

4) Finally, mount chimney pots (component a3) using remaining mortar (bag b1).

In use, do not be alarmed by smoke rising through the conduit. This is a design feature intended to add an 'old world' aesthetic. If, however, flames are seen, use enclosed bucket* (component a4) to extinguish, otherwise flaming death crash may ensue (please refer to Bible - component a5).

*Water not included.

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Apple branded porno-peddling perverts by Chinese Pravda

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Re: Dear 'The Register'

Perhaps, in the interest of balance we should refer to HTC and other peddlers of Android devices as Googlebitches and Dell as Ballmer's Lapdog...

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WTF?

eh?

China? Right minded? Surely you mean Left minded? They are (allegedly) a People's Republic and socialist paradise after all...

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Wales slams Amazon over lack of Kindle support

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I went to Wales once.

It rained.

On a separate note, perhaps one of the Yanks at Amazon ran a book through a English to Welsh translator and got back a stream of vowels that made less sense than Klingon, thought it had buggered up and gave it up as a bad effort. He then went onto translating it into a more useful language, like Esperanto or Latin.

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Microsoft follows Apple into the dock over warranty terms in China

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Re: Brutal China

As opposed to the Peoples Republic of Google? Where the secret police drive around with massive WiFi sniffing camera cars and every web-enabled device becomes a portal for Google Propaganda and information gathering...

Welcome to the Brave New World, Comrade!

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Maggie Thatcher: The Iron Lady who saved us from drab Post Office mobes

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Re: "This Country"

And Derby (Toyota and Rolls Royce).

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"And for privatising companies. Where has all the money gone in our almost bankrupt nation? All taken by the companies she sold off, keeping their owners in big houses and fat payouts."

Most of it went trying to keep the welfare state and the NHS staggering on, propping up the failed nationalised white-elephants like Rover (destroyed by civil servants 'good at spending YOUR money, badly' and union militancy).

Not to mention paying off an obscene national debt that only seems to spiral further out of control whenever Labour get into power and spend beyond their means.

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Microsoft: 'Facebook Home just copies Windows Phone'

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Re: Dear Microsoft...

You had me until the last part. I'm an iOS user. It's like living in an old stately home. Sure, it's nice enough, quite safe and secure, but it's a little old fashioned and in need of a facelift.

The Windows Phone is prettier and in many ways better designed - it doesn't look nearly as dated though. As for whether the Apple environment is richer, well a stately home has lots of pointless decorations and oddities (like stuffed animals and large statues etc) that probably seemed like a good idea at the time. Thousands of fart and wallpaper apps don't really convince people much these days either...

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Review: Intel Next Unit of Computing barebones desktop PC

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Interesting product....

I think it has some uses, for CPU heavier loads in particular. Might make a nice box for a tiny vSphere/Hyper-V test lab - that kind of thing.

Price is a tad heavy though. The description of it being a bit too polished seems pretty accurate.

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Animal Liberation drone surveillance plan draws fire

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Re: "he expects will see weapons remain holstered"

And as these drones are small enough that the Animal Lib folk believe they can't be seen, well, the farm boys can't be blamed if they're merely cracking off a few rounds on their private land and accidentally shoot down the robo-snooper. Not being an expert on Australian gun law, I guess that depends how liberal they are.

I wonder what RF jamming tech would do to one of these drones. Probably stick it into a safe-mode hover until it crashes? Or perhaps an automated landing? Either way, probably on the private land it's spying on.....

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Relaxed Windows 8 rules hint at smaller slabs to come

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Re: This was just what they needed!

Will that be $49.99 for the license and the remainder on the hardware budget...

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@ M Gale

While venting can be therapeutic, the first thing your rant did was make me smile, shake my head and think one thing....

'A bad worker blames his tools'

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Pyongyang Photoshop tomfoolery shows wet Norks, skirts blown up

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Re: Pyongyang Photoshop patent prank portrays wet People's Army.

The video is possibly some of the worst, mind-numbing propaganda efforts ever. I can imagine Goebbels shaking his head in disapproval.

But the photo..... Well I'm convinced.... RUN! THE NORKS ARE COMING!

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A lightbulb that does IPv6: You know you want it

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Agreed.

This sounds like one of those "we've invented it so we can brag" exercises. Within a home, IPv4 on a domestic WLAN would be fine. I'll not be letting utilities or government control my devices either.

At the moment, this is about as attractive as an IPv6 Chocolate Radiator.

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World's largest solar collection plant opened in Abu Dhabi

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Re: Follow the money

"Who has made the investment in developing these plants - hint it isn't Britain"

And why would Britain seriously invest money in solar tech of this magnitude. You do know that the UK isn't known for its all year high sunshine levels.

Britain does invest ridiculous levels of subsidy in wind power, which at least has the merit of being more relevant in Blighty, even if throwing the cash into a money-burning power station would probably be more useful.

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NORKS says USA attack took it offline ... as if anyone could tell

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Re: Dos?

Great Leader "Quick! Reboot the Belkin Router!"

Lacky "Yes, I shall, Great Leader. If that doesn't work, I shall visit the lapdog bourgeoise capitalist pigdogs."

Great Leader "Where in the world?"

Lacky "PC World."

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'Quantum fridge' gets close to absolute zero

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But - is it as cool as....

... The Fonz?

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Pirate Bay to world: We're not really off to NORKS

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Re: wtf?

New Solution: Windows For Workgroups

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Tito's Mars mission to use HUMAN WASTE as radiation shield

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Give Eadon a break!

You know he's just doing this one to pull your chain.

Besides, El Reg needs its pet foaming-at-the-mouth fanatical freetard.

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Wi-Fi hotspots, phone masts: Prepare to be assimilated by O2's Borg

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Interesting idea....

I'm liking the idea of automatically switching, but I have a concern -

Let's take a real-world scenario. A person has a wifi connection to their home broadband connection. It's cheap as chips and isn't capped, but it's slow (let's say less than 4Mbps). They have this swanky new 4G phone with this solution. Will this solution simply ignore the wifi (because technically it's an inferior connection) and switch over to the nice fast 4G connection every time?

For many users, a slow, cheap connection is better than a fast expensive connection. The wifi connection may not be as fast, but it might be 'all you can eat' and isn't likely to leave the bank balance depleted when you go over the cap on the 4G contract. I may sound like a conspiracy theorist (please forgive me), but this seems to benefit the mobile providers though....

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Hands-on with Ubuntu's rudimentary phone and tablet OS

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Re: With a PC it is generally straight forward to replace the OS

"You're really not up to speed on Secure Boot, are you?"

And you're still missing the point. I'm talking about breaking away from the old monolythic attitude that phone manyfacturers have of tying a particular hardware to particular OS. I'm not talking deep-dive technical, more philosophy. And besides, SecureBoot (if implemented properly) needn't be an impediment to this.

But don't worry your pretty little head with such matters if it's all a little too conceptual for you.

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It's all very well seeing new OS for phones but...

...the issue of being locked in gets in the way. The issue is not dissimilar to PCs only being shipped with Windows (upsetting Eadon and co for example), only even more complex.

With a PC it is generally straight forward to replace the OS. With smartphones, in spite of very similar architectures to each other, replacing the OS is near impossible for the man on the street. The manufacturers compound this by insisting that a specific handset is tied to an OS - look at HTC who offer a specific design for a Windows phone and another for Android.

I'd like to see manufacturers offer a range of handsets from cheap to top end with a choice of OS and the ability to change the OS in a relatively simple manner. Obviously, you wouldn't get Apple on board, but it's in the interests of Microsoft as they haven't made the inroads they would like and it broadens their potential market, while it also opens the field to Linux derivatives who can enter the market place without needing to develop hardware. If the datamongers at Google are as open and nice as they claim, they too would be able to jump on board. Heck, even Blackberry might be able to clutch a straw.

Now that's what I call an open architecture that might drive some innovation in an otherwise stagnant space.

We can but wish. I see the porcine community donning jet packs as we speak....

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US woman cuffed for 'booking strippers for 16th birthday bash'

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Hmmmm.....

Most 16 year olds have seen far more on paper/screen anyway and have the Kleenex to prove it.

"The firm suggested the matter had been "blown out of proportion". "

I'm sure the lad in question wishes this was case....

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VMware sharpens axe for PCs: Horizon boxset brings Windows to iPads

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Re: Oh VMware

You rather miss the point. You do realise that this is actually about accessing a remote virtual desktop (View), rather than actually running Windows on an iPad?

This is about the ability to access applications and data regardless of platform and (believe it or not) has its uses. It obviously isn't that bad an idea - VMware aren't the only ones who do this, such as Citrix.

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Nature pulls ‘North Korean radioactivity’ story

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Re: Worlds most handsome man...

He's a North Korean who farts Xenon-133?

I bet he's a bit sore. You wouldn't want to be in a confined space with him either.

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Review: The ultimate Chromebook challenge

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Re: @jason 7

Something pretty to log onto.

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Acer's Wang: Size of PC shipments to shrink month after month

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Re: Acer's Wang: Size of PC shipments to shrink month after month....

But if the droop continues, will Wang find himself hung out to dry? I mean, if things get that bad, Acer may see Wang as well hung.

Sorry. I couldn't resist.

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iPad? Pah. Behold the EYEPAD, patented by Sony for the 'PS4'

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You know those edges.....

..... Do they have corners? I'm sure someone has the exclusive patent for those....

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Satanic Renault takes hapless French bloke on 200km/h joyride

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Does this mean...

... The Return of The Rise of The Machines?

More stories of machine/user failures looking like evil acts by possessed technology always welcome!

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Firm moves to trademark 'Python' name out from under the language

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Time to....

Syphon the python over these clowns...

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Tesla's Elon Musk v The New York Times, Round 2

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Foolish response.

I'm not especially a fan of electric cars - the poor range characteristics and cost being my issue (just doesn't suit my usage). However, I think Musk has rather fallen into a common mistake when handling reviews - he keeps giving them the oxygen of publicity with his rants (right or wrong). He's being a tad over-sensitive, which betrays one of a number of flaws. He's either lacking in faith in his investment and over-compensating, or overly protective of 'his baby' and doing likewise. Either way, he needs better anger management. This is the press he's dealing with and they tend to be a little prone to dramatisation for a good story (look at media coverage on global warming for that - probably done the cause more harm than good).

History is littered with similar examples of overreaction - the Peter Wright book Spycatcher wouldn't have sold in as big numbers had the UK government simply ignored it. Likewise, the Satanic Verses. People are more cynical these days. They aren't as lead by individual reviews as they once were. Musk should take a lesson from other car manufacturers - odd bad reviews happen, just don't feed the troll.

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Journo says Elon Musk apologized for Tesla battery fiasco

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Re: Basically still not "Fit For Purpose" as a replacement for Petrol/Deisel

Agreed. As pointed out earlier, until batteries are capable of reliably holding sufficient power (regardless of weather) to cover 400+ miles (and to really compete, you're looking more like 600+) and can top up in five minutes to at least 80% of that, then forget it.

There are many occupations that require such range on a car on a daily basis, ignoring daily commuters. Sales types, field engineers and taxi drivers spring to mind.

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Tesla vs Media AGAIN as Model S craps out on journo - on the highway

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WARNING - Sexist remark - WARNING

"And he also can pull nice looking birds as a result."

Nothing wrong with that. If you've got it, flaunt it.

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Microsoft Surface Pro launch: It's easy to sell out of sod all stock

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Re: MS did not even cover pre-orders in some cases, so they could say "SOLD OUT"

Maybe MS were listening to Eadon's constant rants about MICROSOFT FAIL and decided not to produce too many Surface PROs, expecting it to fail.

They now, of course, have learned that Eadon has a bit of a hair-trigger temper and a tendency to over-react where anything not Google is concerned....

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Playmobil punts bank-heist set to wide-eyed kiddies

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Start of a new range....

Perhaps this opens up a whole new range of underworld options...

- Seedy strip joint, complete with pole-dancers and dodgy drug dealer type.

- Prison set, complete with over crowded cells - BUY NOW - comes with Prison riot expansion!

- Crime Boss set - Swanky office with Big Boss at desk with white furry cat. Complete with a set of heavies working over a snitch.

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Big Windows updates may ship this summer – and every summer

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Re: Rumour has it...

Macs are stale, not really moving forward for a while, besides the odd under the hood tweak. They may not be successful every time, but at least MS are trying.

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Re: Big updates?

Don't be silly! That'll never work ;-)

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Tennessee bloke quits job over satanic wage slip

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Playing Devils advocate...

Lets say his rampant belief in fairy tales is rational and assume that these deities are at work.

Rather than assuming that this is the devils work him being given the magic number for the Australian fuzz, perhaps it is Satan's opposite number trying to either send a message or prank the poor sod.

After all, we know his holiest has a great sense of humour (e.g. earthquakes, tsunamis, promoting religious fundamentalism, the X Factor etc...)

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Wind now cheaper than coal in Oz: Bloomberg

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Re: Other impacts !?

Bird strikes are negligible? I suppose it depends on your perspective. Check this out http://www.spectator.co.uk/features/8807761/wind-farms-vs-wildlife/

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Microsoft's Surface Pro team takes on Reddit to finesse fondleslab

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Re: MS Surface pro FAIL

Yawn. Here goes....

Mac UI -> Windows UI - so Windows 8 is a copy of Mac? Wow, that's a different take. But don't worry, they all ripped of the WIMP approach from Xerox. FAIL

ARM -> ARM - no, MS buy it in like everyone else, either from a licensee or as a license to produce themselves. FAIL

Make hardware -> make hardware - Xbox, mice etc have been pretty good products, not to mention profitable and MS foing hardware is nothing new. FAIL

iPod -> Zune - I'll give you that one ;-)

iPad -> Surface - like all the Android tablets too. FAIL

App Store -> Microsoft Store - No different to Google. Hell, there have been other app stores on the Windows platform for years - Steam and Intel's spring to mind. FAIL

iPhone -> Win Pho 7/8 - it might be rubbish, but Windows Phone (Pocket PC 2002) goes back further than the iPhone (2007), so.... FAIL

Go after the high end -> Go after the high end - MS have always covered all markets - different offerings for XBox, Windows editions (before 8). And why, pray, is this a problem? FAIL

Apple retail stores -> Microsoft Retail Stores

etc. - Another one I'll give you - can't really see the point.

Microsoft also copy Google, Sony and a plethora of others too, the copying is irrefutable. - And they do likewise. GMail copies hotmail, for example. Android copies iOS in many ways (and vice versa). That's the cost of competing. FAIL

Nice try, no cigar.

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Re: Other operating systems @Eadon

Oh, that's right, it's rectangular, therefore has corners, ergo, they've copied Apple.

And it isn't running Chrome or Android and is automatically rubbish.

Yawn.

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China is world's most malware-ridden nation

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Re: Malware

It's a classic numbers game - if you're going to put effort into writing malware, you write it for platforms that have a high head count relative to effort. In the past, this was exclusively Windows as MS had the market stitched up.

As times move on and mobile platforms as well as Apple's OSX gained traction, these get attacked.

OS that are prevalent in home user kit is also a more likely to be attacked - it's amazing how many machines with no (or expired Symantec etc) there are. Corporates tend to be better protected, so require more effort. As Linux in the end-user context is not too common (not to mention has more forks than my mums cutlery set), it's not worth the effort at the moment, ergo no virii.

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US military advisor calls for McKinnon pardon, recruitment of "master hackers"

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Re: Master Hackers get $10,000 an hour

" tempt him over to the dark side (of the pond) with offers of SQUEEEEEEEELIONS of dollars"

That's what the villain in Die Hard 4 did. Worked out well for those 'hackers' too....

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Kirk to beam up chat with ISS astronaut on Thursday

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Re: Redshirts

I didn't know the Tholian Web episode was such a redshirt slaughter! With that body count, Arnie or Stallone would be proud!

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