Re: Shooting blanks?
Might get messy if it shoots it's load.
590 posts • joined 12 Sep 2011
Might get messy if it shoots it's load.
"Who is mr Putin trying to fool?"
I read that line and Dad's Army sprung to mind.
"Who do you think you are kidding, Mr. Putin..."
"Well nuclear powered subs exist, as do nuclear powered air craft carriers......."
And the list of sunken nuclear powered aircraft carriers? Oh, that's right, there isn't one. Not to mention, there's only submarine to have a sinking related to the reactor - and that was scuttled against after the event, against the advice of the IAEA. All of these incidents (including the Kursk) relate to cold war era hardware too - somewhat less mature technology than today.
I'd have thought the second one gave you something of a shock too. Was it a Logitech or Microsoft one?
Is this any help?
..now we've had Titanfall, when can we have a new, up to date MechWarrior again?
How MS will make money:
1 - Who owns Nokia?
2 - Appstore proceeds (if WinPhone gains traction).
Funnily enough, I wouldn't buy an Android phone if it were coated in gold etc. I don't like the idea of paying for the privilege of being an unwilling participant in Google's attempt at world domination.
I'd just seen that on Auntie's news page - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26773702
Given the bulky size of the thing, they'll need to drag the shuttles out of the museums
Excuse my naïveté, but where would she keep her change?
Ah, yes, with her mobile phone - how silly of me.
"You're a 102 63 103, I'll 98 your 478, you 725 673."
Well, at my local Chinese, you'd have ordered Fried onion in hot chilli sauce, special fried rice, egg fried rice and mixed veg in black bean sauce. Unfortunately, they don't have the latter numbers...
Of course, Jubular makes an excellent word. Would this lead to Jubular Bells? A prog-rock Mike Oldfield album with a suitable endowed cover?
Mines the one with the Jubular Bells CD cover insert in the pocket. Grrrr....
Less rounded when they're cold though?
And wasn't there an El-Reg article recently about iPhone 6 being heat sensitive too?
Am I seeing a pattern?
The only things I can come up with aren't suitable for publication. For example smuggling phones into prison via bodily orifices might trigger an unanticipated response. Ew!
Actually, they do own a calendar, otherwise the union members wouldn't know what day to go out on strike.
Unfortunately, what they often do have is an unholy combination of abundant red tape, the worst project managers money can buy and an institutionalised mind-set that is highly insular with little appreciation of the real world and the options that are out there.
Does this mean it's been printed in very small characters?
Or, in this context...
What is your reaction to our corrupt elected/unelected bottom-feeders browsing for porn in their place of work?
Only for everyone else on the day your bottled up rage explodes and you go all D Fens (Gratuitous Falling Down reference).
"most sensible people don't trade in their old TV just because there is a newer one with better features"
Really? You're on the wrong website for comments like that. There isn't anyone that sensible here. 3D TV anyone....?
'Win7 support is ending'
Regular support for an OS that is already five years old moves to extended support next year, through to 2020. That's not too bad. I'm sure you'll manage.
Calm down, dear, support isn't even nearly over.
I know Rupert is a little old and possibly senile, but surely his staff aren't fool enough to go through the enduring hell of corporate Gmail?
Down that road lies pain and suffering.
Bring on the Suppository PC. Pop it where the sun doesn't shine and it'll check your diet, seating position and buzz you when you get an email....
Or come too London and work in bars, as many Aussies did when the going was good.
"Spy-wise, Google Glass doesn't offer anything that's not already out there, and not already in a billion people's pockets.."
Difference is that cameras in a billion pockets will sit there taking photos of keys, loose change and snot rags. Millions of cameras on peoples heads? Now that's a surveillance solution to make any secret policeman swoon.
The HUD? Well, the Gestapo/KGB/SMERSH etc won't care about that - it's secondary to them.
If the boffins at SpaceX even come close on this next mission, the next obvious step is possibly a sea based platform, then try for land. Either way, even last mission's attempt was a great step forward.
Master the landing and we're looking at re-usable launch vehicles - and all this done with considerably less budget that the big aerospace outfits or ESA.
Ambitious, yes, but without a bit of guts, there's no glory.
Is putting such content on the Reg appropriate? After all, its a tech site frequented by various techies and, as we all know, some of these folk exhibit odd behaviour and may consider this piece as an attempt at fetish porn.
Do we want to encourage such unwholesome thoughts?
It's Friday, so mine's a Guinness...
I've always liked Proliants, going back to the days when they were beige and wore Compaq badges. They were reasonably priced and well designed and built.
Trouble with this is that many customers won't tolerate this model and will go elsewhere. Dell kit is vastly better than it user to be and the combination of low price and the lack of a contractual lock-in like this is bound to drive people into there (and other) hands.
The fall of HP continues one nail at a time...
Or, whoops, apocalypse!
Of course, these lawyers, like all of their ambulance chasing brethren, are just scoping out new, novel ways of charging legal fees.
I've been running lab exercises on my laptop (or single desktop) using workstation for years. It works reasonably well, so long as you accept it won't run as well as a physical set up. As it's not production, this isn't a problem.
Thinking of the battery as a UPS is something that hadn't struck me before. Quite amusing.
"Except compared to Symbian it's anything else but pleasing or intuitive"
Rubbish. Symbian drove me away from Nokia. I came back with WinMo.
Is it me or does Nokisoft sound slightly rude...?
Tell all of your users to dump everything into PST files and hope for the best!
Which is why I'm dieting now....
And that sheep will still swallow the Google Koolaid, especially if it's cheaper.
Then you need to step out of the garden shed.
I wonder how this will fit into Horizon Workspace - this has some mobile functionality, but not nearly so evolved.
Being "The Devil in Disguise", a visit to them is like going to "Heartbreak Hotel". The sales folk are "Stuck on you" and in need of "A Big Hunk o' Love". They demand you "Surrender" and proclaim "It's now or never".
Something goes wrong, so you stroke your "Good luck charm" and ring support, asking them to "Love me Tender", but end up begging "Don't be Cruel". Their "Suspicious Minds" are "Too Much" and leave you "All shook up", so you go all "Moody Blue" and "Return to Sender".
Ultimately Oracle - "You're the Devil in Disguise"
The reviews of Veet for Men on Amazon.co.uk always amuse (fake or not, they're eye-watering).
So about as many caveats as NetApps old de-dupe guarantee then.
"... Said Nobody, ever."
Said the ignorant.
See? It is catching up with iOS and generic Android then.
"the folders that you can set up on your iPhone - just blue"
Oh, the ones iOS ripped off Windows 3?
Never really got to grips with did he? First he kills Sinclair, abandoning the brand to history. Then he does the same to his own Amstrad brand. Finally, he allows Viglen to fester and die.
I never understood the hype around Alan Sugar - more a used-car salesman than a great business leader.
But you (as common with many hardcore Unix types) miss the point.
Windows won against VMS et al. on simple economics and simplicity. It had flaws, but Windows was usable for the small business and man on the street. You can't honestly say that about VMS?
"Sure he gives away billions to some charities that benefit some millions, but then he spent years shafting even larger numbers of people to amass those billions. Very easy to give to charity when you shaft billions to get there"
Even taking your (rubbish) argument at face value, then you should applaud Bill as he redistributes wealth from the wealthy folk buying computers to the poor trying to simply survive.
The green eyed envy of hypocritical socialists never ceases to amaze.
"2013 being hotter than any other year since 1910 doesn't strike you as significant?"
Statistical blip amongst only 100 year of stats, for an area that represents 1.5% of the earth's surface. Not proof of global warming, merely unusual weather.
Four CR-2032 batteries on the 7700 (one for memory, the rest for the calculator) - and it does like batteries like a fatman likes cakes!
Bill Gates is rather a good (but not unique) example of why there is no such thing as making an "appalling amount of money". The only appalling thing is doing nothing with it once you have it.
I'd sooner see Bill make effective use of billions of dollars rather than teams of civil servants squander it as is usually the case.
I'm cheaper than Balmer and a little less volatile.
oh, and I'd give you a Start menu.
"And Cameron and Osborne are right fucking Einsteins aren't they?"
Not genius, certainly not popular, but you can't deny the fact that they've gotten the country through a recession compounded by Labour ineptness without resorting to the usual socialist panic spend, spend, spend (regardless of whether you have the money) approach.
Remember - Labour bailed the banks out.