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Android is a BURNING 'hellstew' of malware, cackles Apple's Cook

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Hellbrew....

Whether you agree or not, you've got to admit that he has a great turn of phrase!

For me, this is the word of the day.

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You've got two weeks to beat off Cryptolocker, GameoverZeus nasties

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Think of the children!!!!!

My other half just told me about this. She said "Have you read about this virus on the Daily Mail site..."

At this point, I clenched my eyes shut and endured the pain of Daily Fail Panic Headline Syndrome.

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ASUS launches 5-in-1 Android Windows Phone laptop tablet (breathe)

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Re: Identity Crisis

It needs to emit the smell of bacon butties and coffee and dispense beer on Fridays too.

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100% driverless Wonka-wagon toy cars? Oh Google, you're having a laugh

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Re: Drivel

Barely any city in the UK has a nice logical system (though Milton Keynes springs to mind) as most layouts go back centuries.

Most US highway junctions are nice sprawling affairs with pretty logical lane markings. The UK equivalent are often, shall we say, at best 'space constrained' and at worst confusing/dangerous. This is combined with lane widths that aren't generally as wide as the equivalent US roads, putting cars in closer proximity. The density of traffic in the UK is very high (it is a surprisingly small island, in case you hadn't noticed).

All this is not a good recipe for automatic, self drive robo-cars.

Oh, and trust me, UK drivers are in no way better than anywhere else (many should probably be using a white stick and a guide dog, while others will never go shopping for indicator bulbs).

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Re: Things I would like to see

The first Google-buggies with post traumatic stress disorder, shuddering in a lay-by near you soon!

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Chuh. Heavy, dude: HP ZBook 17 mobile workstation

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Not worth the shoulder injury...

I've yet to be convinced by mobile workstations this size. There are plenty of 15" devices with graphic boards that can output to large screens without weighing a tonne. 17" isn't that great an increase in real estate and in this case, any benefit is wiped out by the mediocre resolution.

Better off with a lighter 15" affair and a desktop 24" or so screen (or two) of a better resolution.

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Hello Moto... It's the Nokia Lumia 630

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Re: Question

Fortunately, no. My daughter has on old Nokia on WinPho 7.x and we both hate Zune. With WinPho 8.x, you can do pretty much everything through a file browser if you want, though the newer Windows phone software is OK (The Windows 7/8 software will talk to iTunes if you want to enter that level of hell).

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Boeing CEO says no more 'moonshots' after 787 Dreamliner ordeal

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Re: Listen, sonny...

Actually (not wanting to sound pedantic, but it's Friday, I'm still at work and have had no beer), the Boeing 720 was a shortened 707 (by about 9ft), with shorter legs. The 720B was the turbofan variant of the 720.

The first 720 was heavily used in the 70's by Led Zeppelin as a private jet. Very rock'n'roll.

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Facebook wants to LISTEN IN on the songs and vids playing in YOUR living room

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False positives....

If they made this mandatory I'd purposely listen to Black Lace every time I post. Just for the hell of it...

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Microsoft’s 'FIRST NOKIA' arrives at £89

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Re: RAM... bo?

More RAM affects power consumption - if you don't need it, why have it? On a budget phone, we aren't exactly talking about running Oracle databases...

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Re: Might consider this

While I sympathize, such words are heresy to the fandroid faithful.

I note the down arrow inquisition has begun...

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Real, hovering SPEEDER BIKE can be YOURS for cheaper than a house

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Re: Salt Flats only craft - Wow (not)!

According to their website, pontoons are an option. It also states that it can run for 1.25 hours - but I doubt you'll get that with pontoons, so don't go too far out to sea!

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Curiosity GOUGES AND SCORCHES Mars with drill and laser

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Re: I can't help but wonder...

Would that be before or after *insert country* Marines land, in force, to 'liberate' the local population?

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Re: Drilling post holes?

"Gerroff arrr land!" (waving laser around like a farmer's shotgun)

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Spotty solar power management platform could crash the grid

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Re: 566 terawatts a day?

"Solar is a great idea, most roofs are empty with nothing on them, and could easily be built from solar materials, cover every roof in the UK and you would generate all the power we need..."

Lets take this an item at a time:

"Most roofs are empty" - For most roofs, this is a good thing. Most roof structures weren't designed to take the weight of the roof, plus solar panels - let alone the occasional high winds that hit.

"Could easily be built from solar materials" - Given the high price of housing already, unless you can make these "solar materials" as cheap as existing roof materials, not likely. On the flip side, better than putting a roof on a new property then lobbing panels on top. Subsidy is a bad idea in any context - using tax payers money to hide the sins of a questionable idea....

"Cover every roof in the UK and you would generate all the power we need" - except we wouldn't due to the number of south facing roof tops (as you rightly point out), and that UK weather isn't constantly good enough to generate that much juice all the time - particularly in the winter when it's needed most.

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Did cosmic radiation nuke $25 satellite swarm? 100 snoozing Sprites face fiery death

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Re: If the problem is indeed power

Sadly, more likely to get help from Dr Evil's Sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams...

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Teen girl arrested with 70-year-old man's four inch weapon inside her

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Re: Shooting blanks?

Might get messy if it shoots it's load.

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Putin tells Snowden: Russia conducts no US-style mass surveillance

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"Who is mr Putin trying to fool?"

I read that line and Dad's Army sprung to mind.

"Who do you think you are kidding, Mr. Putin..."

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MIT boffins moot tsunami-proof floating nuke power plants

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@boltar

"Well nuclear powered subs exist, as do nuclear powered air craft carriers......."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sunken_nuclear_submarines

And the list of sunken nuclear powered aircraft carriers? Oh, that's right, there isn't one. Not to mention, there's only submarine to have a sinking related to the reactor - and that was scuttled against after the event, against the advice of the IAEA. All of these incidents (including the Kursk) relate to cold war era hardware too - somewhat less mature technology than today.

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Misco Shared Services Centre drone brands customer 'insane'

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I'd have thought the second one gave you something of a shock too. Was it a Logitech or Microsoft one?

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VMware patches man-in-the-middle vSphere vuln

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Re: dear vmware

Is this any help?

http://kb.vmware.com/selfservice/microsites/search.do?language=en_US&cmd=displayKC&externalId=2015421

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Titanfall pits man against machine, Kiefer Sutherland Snakes into Metal Gear Solid V

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So...

..now we've had Titanfall, when can we have a new, up to date MechWarrior again?

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Windows Phone 8.1: Like WinPho 8, but BETTER

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Re: Free?

How MS will make money:

1 - Who owns Nokia?

2 - Appstore proceeds (if WinPhone gains traction).

Funnily enough, I wouldn't buy an Android phone if it were coated in gold etc. I don't like the idea of paying for the privilege of being an unwilling participant in Google's attempt at world domination.

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Rule of law: Turkish court nixes government Twitter ban ... for now

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I'd just seen that on Auntie's news page - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26773702

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NASA: Vote now to put FLASHY LIGHTS on future spacesuits

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Re: Nice suit

Given the bulky size of the thing, they'll need to drag the shuttles out of the museums

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Cops bang up squiffy, nude Virginian minx

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Re: Refused to get dressed or leave in a cab

Excuse my naïveté, but where would she keep her change?

Ah, yes, with her mobile phone - how silly of me.

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The Reg's guide to cursing in Mongolian

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Re: “female hygiene accessory”

"You're a 102 63 103, I'll 98 your 478, you 725 673."

Well, at my local Chinese, you'd have ordered Fried onion in hot chilli sauce, special fried rice, egg fried rice and mixed veg in black bean sauce. Unfortunately, they don't have the latter numbers...

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French novel falls foul of Apple's breast inspectors

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Re: re. "... jubular cover"

Of course, Jubular makes an excellent word. Would this lead to Jubular Bells? A prog-rock Mike Oldfield album with a suitable endowed cover?

Mines the one with the Jubular Bells CD cover insert in the pocket. Grrrr....

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Less rounded when they're cold though?

And wasn't there an El-Reg article recently about iPhone 6 being heat sensitive too?

Am I seeing a pattern?

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iPhone 6 FEELS your heat, wetness... and it'll TELL Apple – report

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The only things I can come up with aren't suitable for publication. For example smuggling phones into prison via bodily orifices might trigger an unanticipated response. Ew!

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Straight to 8: London's Met Police hatches Win XP escape plan

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Re: Government departments surprised by arrival of April 2014.

Actually, they do own a calendar, otherwise the union members wouldn't know what day to go out on strike.

Unfortunately, what they often do have is an unholy combination of abundant red tape, the worst project managers money can buy and an institutionalised mind-set that is highly insular with little appreciation of the real world and the options that are out there.

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Tiny heat-sucker helps keep Moore's Law going

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"Their work has been published in Nano Letters"

Does this mean it's been printed in very small characters?

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Parliament network prang: 'Supplier done it', no Office 365 yet

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Re: Huh?

Or, in this context...

What is your reaction to our corrupt elected/unelected bottom-feeders browsing for porn in their place of work?

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Chillax, cranky commentards: Anger can KILL YOU

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Re: Isn't it even worse for you ....

Only for everyone else on the day your bottled up rage explodes and you go all D Fens (Gratuitous Falling Down reference).

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Microsoft to get in XP users' faces with one last warning

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Re: Huh?

"most sensible people don't trade in their old TV just because there is a newer one with better features"

Really? You're on the wrong website for comments like that. There isn't anyone that sensible here. 3D TV anyone....?

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Re: Run. Quickly. Away.

'Win7 support is ending'

Regular support for an OS that is already five years old moves to extended support next year, through to 2020. That's not too bad. I'm sure you'll manage.

Calm down, dear, support isn't even nearly over.

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Murdoch dumps Microsoft, prepares to Hangout with Google

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A fool and his money are easily parted...

I know Rupert is a little old and possibly senile, but surely his staff aren't fool enough to go through the enduring hell of corporate Gmail?

Down that road lies pain and suffering.

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Japanese boffins build 'earring PC' for hands-free computing

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Future tech for tech's sake...

Bring on the Suppository PC. Pop it where the sun doesn't shine and it'll check your diet, seating position and buzz you when you get an email....

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Jobless mum claims Spanish councillor told her to 'go on the game'

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Or come too London and work in bars, as many Aussies did when the going was good.

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Google Glass: Reg man tests tech specs

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Re: Google Glass: Strictly for

"Spy-wise, Google Glass doesn't offer anything that's not already out there, and not already in a billion people's pockets.."

Difference is that cameras in a billion pockets will sit there taking photos of keys, loose change and snot rags. Millions of cameras on peoples heads? Now that's a surveillance solution to make any secret policeman swoon.

The HUD? Well, the Gestapo/KGB/SMERSH etc won't care about that - it's secondary to them.

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SpaceX set to try HOVER LANDING for re-usable rockets on March ISS mission

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Best of luck...

If the boffins at SpaceX even come close on this next mission, the next obvious step is possibly a sea based platform, then try for land. Either way, even last mission's attempt was a great step forward.

Master the landing and we're looking at re-usable launch vehicles - and all this done with considerably less budget that the big aerospace outfits or ESA.

Ambitious, yes, but without a bit of guts, there's no glory.

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Terrifying photo special: 'Electric Cannon' anal orgasmo-probe in use ... on a BULL

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On the udder hand...

Is putting such content on the Reg appropriate? After all, its a tech site frequented by various techies and, as we all know, some of these folk exhibit odd behaviour and may consider this piece as an attempt at fetish porn.

Do we want to encourage such unwholesome thoughts?

It's Friday, so mine's a Guinness...

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HP claims ProLiant server audits to stop 'competitive misuse'

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Not a good idea.

I've always liked Proliants, going back to the days when they were beige and wore Compaq badges. They were reasonably priced and well designed and built.

Trouble with this is that many customers won't tolerate this model and will go elsewhere. Dell kit is vastly better than it user to be and the combination of low price and the lack of a contractual lock-in like this is bound to drive people into there (and other) hands.

The fall of HP continues one nail at a time...

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No, pesky lawyers, particle colliders WON'T destroy the Earth

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No pain, no Gain...

Or, whoops, apocalypse!

Of course, these lawyers, like all of their ambulance chasing brethren, are just scoping out new, novel ways of charging legal fees.

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Home lab operators: Ditch your servers ... now!

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Not a new idea...

I've been running lab exercises on my laptop (or single desktop) using workstation for years. It works reasonably well, so long as you accept it won't run as well as a physical set up. As it's not production, this isn't a problem.

Thinking of the battery as a UPS is something that hadn't struck me before. Quite amusing.

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What can Microsoft learn from 'discontinued operations' at Nokia?

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Re: Dead Platform

"Except compared to Symbian it's anything else but pleasing or intuitive"

Rubbish. Symbian drove me away from Nokia. I came back with WinMo.

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Re: WP is an albatross @Dan55

Is it me or does Nokisoft sound slightly rude...?

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Mail Migration

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Don't do this.....

Tell all of your users to dump everything into PST files and hope for the best!

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Apple now spends more on chips than top three PC makers combined

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I that think I bought more chips than Apple...

Which is why I'm dieting now....

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Microsoft loses grip on Christmas shoppers... despite XBox boost

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Re: What the Phone/Tablet numberts show

And that sheep will still swallow the Google Koolaid, especially if it's cheaper.

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