* Posts by GitMeMyShootinIrons

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Lancs shale to yield '15 years' of gas for UK

GitMeMyShootinIrons
Happy

Answers on a postcard....

A) No, it's not, but is it any less disturbing to the environment than coal mining, masses of wind turbines tearing up the countryside or damming rivers? Not even 'do nothing' costs nothing. If we don't do this, we lose 15 years, or more to the point face 15 more years deeper in the pockets of either those reputable nations in the middle east or Russia than we should be.

B) It buys you 15 years to build up alternatives, be they nuclear (the better option), or wind/water/etc.

C)See answer B. So long as 'single interest groups' (treehuggers and/or NIMBYs) and their lobbyists as well as those loveable bureaucrats don't balls it up. Which they will....

Rumor: HP giving Apotheker Das Boot

GitMeMyShootinIrons

Or perhaps....

.... It's a life boat to escape a sinking ship.

It's a pity how HP have come to such a state as hiring one nutter after another. Especially for a company with such a history.

GM OnStar cars will upload all data unless owners opt out

GitMeMyShootinIrons
Happy

Unless...

You go around with a Burka, sunglasses and gloves.

Blighty's slow-crawling broadband streets revealed

GitMeMyShootinIrons
Unhappy

And then...

There are the vast majority who pay for 'up to 8Mb' and are lucky to get half, so don't see the point in changing, other than to save cash.

Or in my case one eighth - but I'm not bitter.......

Nissan Micra DIG-S

GitMeMyShootinIrons
Joke

Why?

For the little lady in doors to do the shopping and go and get her nails done in.

(Condescending sexist remark of the day).

Games review site goes titsup at launch

GitMeMyShootinIrons

They know there audience well...

Pale, desperate teenage boys.

Should be a health and safety notice about going blind.....

Give me 10 gig Ethernet now!

GitMeMyShootinIrons
Headmaster

Data management

This is the key. User education is part of the equation, but back that up with a broad ranging strategy. Start with Quotas for home drives, possibly even shared areas.

Look at a properly spec'd snapshot and replication capable NAS - throw the data on there, as a bonus, switch on de-duplication (if it can). Set up on disk snapshots to retain a week or so, replicating to an offsite copy. Relegate tape to archive backups, once a week - you could have this hanging off the replica.

How about an archival solution like Enterprise Vault or similar?

Of course, thissort of thing would need tweaking where user requirements vary, but this is a pretty easy solution. Sure, throwing bandwidth helps, but it's not the only option, plus no single answer on it's own will fix the problem - a strategy is needed, with careful design and planning.

Microsoft bans all plugins from touchable IE10

GitMeMyShootinIrons

Poor Adobe...

First Apple, now Microsoft. You'd think Adobe was a pariah bundling Gary Glitter's home movies with every install of Flash.

I'd love to know what they've done to warrant such loathing.....

Windows Server 8 plays catch-up with VMware and Unix

GitMeMyShootinIrons
Meh

Almost there....

Can we have a decent file system and better clustering? How about a proper cluster file system (like VMFS) instead of the mess of NTFS with CSV over the top?

How about support for Hyper-V over NFS or CIFS?

It sounds like some evolution in networking, but does this mean that Hyper-V no longer needs 3rd party network teaming?

Memory page sharing would be nice. Dynamic Memory is only thin provisioning (like VMware's balloon driver), so only half way there.

Not 100% sold on Hyper-V, but with VMware's pricing policy and the feature catch-up that M$ are doing, it's coming up fast.

But as always, wait for SP1.....

BT trying for fibre 'monopoly', claims TalkTalk chief

GitMeMyShootinIrons
Headmaster

Indeed....

The operative word is 'their infrastructure'. Unlike BT, Virgin Media infrastructure's history is quite clear - it was put in by a variety of previous cable companies (Telewest, NTL and others) and gradually collected together through mergers and acquisitions (many of the companies nearly went broke putting this stuff in). In that sense, they have the right to decide what they want to do with the cable infrastructure.

BT's case is much more murky. Yes, they own it, but by virtue of the privatisation. The various mechanisms surrounding how it is operated and administered (including soft as sh*t OFCOM) gives BT a great deal of wiggle room that they have have become adept at using.

Big Music trumpets ‘Cliff Richard’ term extension

GitMeMyShootinIrons
Happy

And if you wrote a funky little number about MemWhoosh....

This would have the longest term of protection.

Though whether it is possible to make a funky number about computer memory, I don't know. Perhaps get Jedward to perform it......

Hacker defaces Irish Catholic paper: 'Gotta love false hope'

GitMeMyShootinIrons
Headmaster

Hmmmm.....

The USSR carried much more baggage than mere atheism - if it had money, was Jewish, was pro monarchy or had a 'face that didn't fit', it was up against the wall.

It would be interesting to compare the numbers (as compared to the populations) who died in the Crusades or during the Inquisition, or perhaps the Conquistadors tour of South and Central America?

Most Nazis were also somewhat religious - Hitler was a fair-weather Catholic and was opposed to state Atheism.

You need to consider what the motivator for a regime is. In both Hitler and Stalin's case, religion was not really that important to them - threats to the power base and a means to feed it were.

In the Inquisition, religion was the exact reason for the fun and frolics. The Crusades and the Conquistadors used the 'legitimacy' of religious support for slaughter, warfare and all that good stuff.

Personally, I think of religion is an interesting, eccentric hobby that can be misused, a bit like supporting a football team can become hooliganism. If people want to pursue it, it's their choice - so long as they don't bother me.

Glow-in-the-dark kittens to help produce cure for AIDS

GitMeMyShootinIrons
Happy

Hmmm.....

Of course, you'd have to ask the girl if her pussy was green as well.....

I MEANT CAT! You've all got dirty minds......

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