* Posts by Zaphod.Beeblebrox

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Ten… top tech cock-ups of 2012

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Trollface

Re: Xmas spirits

Past, present or future?

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FAIL

One of these things is not like the others

Is it just me, or is the one about Lulzsec's Sabu not really a technology cockup and doesn't really fit in with the theme of the article?

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Meh

Odd, it workes for me on my iDevices...

What Compsci textbooks don't tell you: Real world code sucks

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Pint

Re: But good code...

I've maintained both types (and pretty much everything in between) and I find in some cases the elegant, flowing almost Zen code is harder to understand and debug. I've also noted that my coding style tends to match the original. Odd, that.

Beer because sometimes, it helped.

Canadian man: I solved WWII WAR HERO pigeon code!

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Re: May as well just yell "second!"

More likely "tenth!" or just "not first!"

Little spider makes big-spider-puppet CLONE of itself out of dirt

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@Richard Plinston

Missed the part where he said you knew what I meant and to stop being pedantic did you? Right then, sorted.

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Re: What does the 4th of January have to do with anything?

Well played. Here, have an upvote from the other side of the pond!

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Boffin

Agreed - 4/1 come late this year? It's not like we've never seen boffins pulling our collective legs before after all...

US patent office: Nice try Apple, but pinch-to-zoom is NOT a new invention

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Wow, looks like the USPTO has at least one employee who is awake and has some technical background. Einstein, is that you? Well done lad (or lass, as the case may be), whoever you are!

Windows Vista woes killed MS Pinball

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FAIL

Re: Embedded DOS? have you heard of PowerShell?

Two completely different things. One is an embedded OS, the other is a scripting language.

Anonymous hacks Westboro Baptists over Sandy Hook protests

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Big Brother

Re: Actions against WBC

There is another petition for the US Gov to investigate their tax exempt status.

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Meh

Re: Probably...

And likely as not their attention will be drawn away by the next shiny thing to capture their eye as soon as this one stops producing the requisite number of lulz they need...

Baby got .BAT: Old-school malware terrifies Iran with del *.*

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Trollface

Re: BAT2EXE

Must be a Hipster Hacker.

Look out, Flash! Phase-change RAM IS HERE ... in Nokia mobiles

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Gimp

Re: So much for the days of Apple pushing out new tech. (@Ian Michael Gumby)

Well then, I retract my statement, and reiterate what I originally said - Apple does not innovate, they refine existing tech and sell it at a premium price.

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Re: So much for the days of Apple pushing out new tech. (@Ian Michael Gumby)

Innovative <> new

Innovative can be new, but does not necessarily imply new. And in Apple's case, it is not.

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Gimp

Re: So much for the days of Apple pushing out new tech. (@ThomH)

Wasn't giving Nokia props, just challenging those given to Apple since they don't deserve it, in my opinion, for pushing out new tech. Nothing wrong with what they do - taking existing tech, refining it, and selling it on at a premium price (and making wads of cash in the process). In fact, I applaud them for it. Just don't try to make it sound like theyare doing *new* tech.

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Facepalm

Re: So much for the days of Apple pushing out new tech.

When was that, again? As far as I can recall they've never pushed out new tech, but they have had a history of success refining existing tech at a premium price...

Fish grow ‘hands’ in genetic experiment

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Joke

"All of the fish that took up the gene developed autopods rather than fins within a day. However, the genetic experiment was also fatal to the fish."

Sounds like an evolutionary dead end to me...

Forget about fondling that slab... within 2 years, it'll fondle YOU

Zaphod.Beeblebrox
Meh

Is it just me

Or are the title and subtitle reversed?

Dexter malware targets point of sale systems worldwide

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Alert

Re: Huh?

This. And in addition, just because it is a server doesn't keep the manager/owner from logging on and sufing the web to get their pr0n fix. You wouldn't believe how many thoroughly compromised servers I've seen in retail POS systems.

Zaphod.Beeblebrox
Black Helicopters

Re: With suitably hacked cards might there be a buffer overflow somewhere?

I doubt there is enough data in the mag stripes to be able to take advantage of a buffer overflow even if there was one. Also, there seem to be quite a few different mag stripe readers in use so a buffer overflow in one model probably wouldn't be exploitable on any others, limiting your effectiveness.

On a related note, I've not seen where any of the standard anti-virus software are able to detect it, has anyone else seen anything about detection methods?

Second Higgs possibility pops up in CERN data

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Big Brother

Re: So we're dealing with a pantheon then.

Seems like we must be waiting on the third one - Father, So,n and Holy Ghost, etc.

Where's the priest icon or other icon with religious over/undertones? Guess big brother will have to do...

Zaphod.Beeblebrox
Trollface

Re: explain why [gravity] is weaker than it is

I think you need to explain why your comment is less understandable than it is.

Zaphod.Beeblebrox
Joke

Re: Amazing!

Erm, wrong gender, they are twin peaks after all...

Google maps app is BACK on iPhones, fanbois spared death

Zaphod.Beeblebrox
Meh

Re: Ooh, voice-guided turn by turn nav?

Sorry, I don't recall what the address was and don't care enough to dig back into the trip archives to find out.

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FAIL

Re: Ooh, voice-guided turn by turn nav?

And actually, so have iOS users - MapQuest has been available for free for some years now, and on the last trip I made with some Marketing droids, it performed better than the Android app you are so proud of. That is, it actually got us to the *intended* destination, rather than some random location a couple of miles away in a bad part of town... That reminds me, the Marketing droid that was in charge of that trip still owes me for saving his bacon, I'm off to collect.

Microsoft Surface to hit third-party stores on Wednesday

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Re: The hilarious bit is this -

I agree, MS obviously is just copying Apple - it couldn't be that demographic and market reasearch told them Apple had got it right witht he locations of their stores, now could it? I think Apple should sue for brand infringement!

Revealed: The Brit-built GRAVITY-powered light that costs $5

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Re: More western technologies to corrupt their ways of living....

I know, right? Next thing you know, we'll be building them schools and teaching them to read and do maths. Can't have *that* can we now? Might give them ideas and such!

Bio-integrated circuitry melds man and machine

Zaphod.Beeblebrox
Terminator

Where is Captain Cyborg when you need him?

Boffins spot 7 ALIEN WORLDS right in our galactic backyard

Zaphod.Beeblebrox
Alien

Exactly - I imagine it will be quite some time before they are able to detect planets around a star in another galaxy, whether or not they could harbour extraterrestrial life.

GhostShell hackers release 1.6 million NASA, FBI, ESA accounts

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Mushroom

Hacktivist crew signs off for Christmas

Just wish these and others like them would just sign off. Permanently.

Arbitrators side with Foxconn in brain-damaged worker case

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Facepalm

Causing concern about human rights

"Hiring workers in one city were wages and compensation are low and then sending them to work in more expensive cities is common practice for big companies in China, according to labour activists, and along with excessive overtime, punishments and underage employment, is causing concern about human rights in the country."

I wasn't aware that there was a time (since I've been alive at least) where there wasn't concern about human rights in China, and for much more serious reasons than employment issues.

GPU-stuffed monster cracks Windows passwords in minutes

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Meh

Re: Window$ $ecurity

Obvious satire? Now that I look more closely... Nope, nevermind, still looks exactly like a fanboy post. Maybe my satire detector needs new batteries today.

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Facepalm

Re: Window$ $ecurity

Clueless commentard is clueless. On so many levels.

Frenchmen's sperm plunges by a third in quality and quantity since '89

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Childcatcher

Re: " I knew I should have used the Joke Alert icon."

And the downvotes keep coming! Thank you sir, may I have another?

I'm with you Arctic Fox, satire blindness seems widespread amongst our fellow earthlings, especially her in the El Reg comments section.

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Facepalm

Re: Global warming ?

Yeah, and it would be affecting everyone not just the French, etc. Obvious problems with the assertion are obvious... I knew I should have used the Joke Alert icon.

Zaphod.Beeblebrox
Boffin

Re: Global warming ?

Given that the dangly bits dangle to keep them at a temperature that is optimal for sperm production (normal body temperature being too high), you might not be too far off...

The best tablets for Christmas

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FAIL

Re: Photoshop fail

Even for an iPad mini, that hand is too large by far. Makes it look like a largish phone.

Take it or break it: the return of the drop test

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Angel

Re: Going for the FHM demographic?

Is there ever any real *need* for a photo of a semi-naked woman in a tech article? And is there anything wrong with that after all?

UK climate expert warns of 3-5 degree warmer world by 2100

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Re: Long before 2100, China will be a first world nation

The fact that China is considered a developing nation and has no targets is exactly the problem. Self regulation won't help either - even if China (and India - look at their curve starting to go exponential...) stabilizes at per-capita CO2 levels similar to Europe, there are so many of them that they will dwarf the US and EU combined.

Slash A THIRD off Surface RT price or it's toast, Microsoft told

Zaphod.Beeblebrox
Unhappy

Re: Call me when...

Not going to happen until someone figures out a way around Secure Boot, which is required to be permanently enabled on Windows RT devices. Not saying it won't happen, but I'm not holding my breath.

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Re: Waiting for the pro

Pro looks to have the same problem as the RT only more so - $1,000+ USD for the 64GB with the detachable keyboard? Were it not for that price point I'd be seriously considering it but unless I can get the boss to pony up, it just ain't gonna happen.

Apple share dive scuppers trader's alleged get-rich-quick fraud scam

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FAIL

Get rich quick scheme turns into get poor quick scam SHOCKER!

Voyager 1 arrives on ‘magnetic highway for charged particles’

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Re: Vogons?

Oh, right, good thing I've got the Heart of Gold, I'm pretty sure I gave my electronic thumb to Ford Prefect...

Zaphod.Beeblebrox
Alien

Re: Vogons?

As long as space isn't filled with impossibly huge yellow somethings that look more like they have been congealed than constructed and hang in the air in much the same way that bricks don't, I think we are OK...

Brr, feeling cold? Galaxy is home to plenty of WARMER Earth twins

Zaphod.Beeblebrox
Trollface

So then...

Global warming must be a good thing, right?

Quantum axes one in ten workers, insists it was not investor's idea

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Trollface

Re: Missed opportunity

My work here is done.

Zaphod.Beeblebrox
Headmaster

Re: Missed opportunity

But, why not then use it correctly and teach those young whippersnappers what's what? Drives me crazy to see it used incorrectly, along with "literally", "their" "there" & "they're", "accept" & "except", "affect" & "effect" (actually had an argument with an English teacher of all people over that one once), and a handfull of others.

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Headmaster

Missed opportunity

"Quantum decimates workforce", surely...

Operation Hunt the Hunter: Anonymous targets 'revenge porn' man

Zaphod.Beeblebrox
Facepalm

So lemme get this straight...

Anonymous, who regularly post information (like names, phone numbers, email addresses, group affilliations, pictures, etc.) about men and women without their permission and link to their social networking profiles, are unhappy about a man who posts sexually revealing images of men and women without their permission, alongside links to their social networking profiles.

Irony, thy name is Anonymous.

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