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Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

"that is how we in Blighty used to pronounce it"

No it isn't.

explanation here

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

Re: Weak Security

"It makes no difference if my front door has a simple lock or a more convoluted affair, but regardless anyone getting into my home and stealing my belongings is a thief."

I hope that is of some comfort to you when the insurance doesn't pay out, because in their view, although he's a thief, you're an idiot.

Anonymous Cowerd
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@Kubla Cant

"My impression is that two taps can fill faster than the overflow drain can empty."

Yes. Mine does that. I've flooded my bathroom on more than one occasion.

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

huh?

My first phone was a Philips, my second a Nokia, my third a Sony Ericsson. My fourth and current phone is an Apple, but my fifth one won't be.

Other than that, I've always bought from the same manufacturer as last time.

Anonymous Cowerd
Headmaster

Re: similies (sic)

Assuming that you meant similes, they aren't incorrect similes.

They are incorrect metaphors.

Anonymous Cowerd
Unhappy

Re: You can if you pretend it is a different job...

Exactly what is happening to me. Getting made redundant because my skills "won't be suitable for supporting the new application", even though it's just a rebadged clone of the original app. Same database, same languages, almost identical data model.

Apparently some cowboys in India are going to do my job now...

Anonymous Cowerd
Happy

:)

beat me to it!

Anonymous Cowerd

@Oninoshiko

"As a point of fact, the only one of those acoustic couplers I've ever actually seen, was 300 baud. Wackypedia claims the practical limit was 1200 baud"

As my father in 1983/4 had an acoustic coupler with a switch to choose between 800 and 1200 baud, I'd say you haven't looked very far.

Anonymous Cowerd
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Re: No it doesn't

Yeah, I had a cold call from BT yesterday, even though I'm on TPS.

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

@Chrome

Sounds like trout a la creme to me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjbMoj0JY4

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

Terry Farrell - Dutch?

...like James T Kirk, she's from Iowa...

Anonymous Cowerd
Holmes

America's trade commission

is biased towards American companies?

No shit, Sherlock.

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

Re: ball's

I would love you to summon the intelligence to use apostrophes correctly, stupid.

Anonymous Cowerd
Pirate

Nagware just antagonises customers

Will these media distributors please stop suggesting I'm a potential thief every time I buy a legitimate DVD?

It's no wonder people get pirate copies - at least they don't get insulted before they watch the movie on those.

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

re "Only morons resort to physical violence"

That's up there with

"War! What is is good for?"

Well, ridding Europe of a genocidal megalomaniac about 70 years ago for starters.

Anonymous Cowerd

Re: Was the vulture logo created by a jiffics artist on jiff paper?

Here in the UK we also pronounce it 'kicks'

Anonymous Cowerd
Facepalm

*facepalm*

sigh

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

"eventually a fine will be issued"

No it won't. These are not fines.

A speculative invoice will be issued, which will be ignored.

Anonymous Cowerd
Stop

Re: Noone made you upgrade.

I didn't. Lots of people did and were caught unawares by this pile of crap.

Doesn't alter the fact that apple should at least allow them to revert to the last known good OS.

Anonymous Cowerd
Unhappy

If Apple actually gave a shit...

...they'd let us revert to iOS 5.1.1. until this cr-app is sorted out.

Anonymous Cowerd
Stop

Re: lockbox

That might work if it wasn't for the fact that my postie seems to change every couple of months. Royal Mail don't seem to rotate them, rather than letting them have dedicated routes.

Anyway, I expect a lockbox code would end up on a post-it for everyone at the sorting office to make a note of.

Anonymous Cowerd

It isn't about some crap video

That's just a pretext for behaving as they have wanted to for some time...

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

if it ain't broke

don't waste money fixing it...

Anonymous Cowerd
Unhappy

Re: "The appeal of iOS is that it's locked-down: everything is secure"

That's precisely what doesn't appeal to me (and why my next phone is not going to be another iPhone)

Anonymous Cowerd
Stop

Re: Public domain

"You can connect to a torrent swarm without uploading or downloading any data"

Yes, but to prove those IP addresses are infringing copyright you would either need to download the file and look at it (woe betide you if it was somebody else's copyrighted material in there), or be a seeder of the file (then you've implicitly given permission for it to be downloaded and there is no infringement).

Otherwise, the file could be full of any old crap. It could even be copyrighted material that the downloader already has permission to download.

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

re : "The helicopter was under direct threat of being shot down by people with an RPG launcher"

Except it wasn't.

It was a camera with a telephoto lens.

Anonymous Cowerd

Re: In Memory of Me

Just what I was thinking, it's only the film where it's made from people...

Anonymous Cowerd
WTF?

"RBS's software glitch"?

As far as I know, the glitch occurred in a piece of wetware.

Anonymous Cowerd
Happy

Re: AS GREEDY AS APPLE

I'd already decided on the basis of Apple's "walled garden" control-freakery that my next phone would not be one of theirs.

All they're doing now is helping to reinforce that.

Anonymous Cowerd
Unhappy

Re: Costs

I think $5000 is the exact minimum "criminal damage"amount required to be able to ask for an extradition order...

Anonymous Cowerd
Stop

@J.G.Harston

"What idiots are you buying your water from?"

Er, the only one I'm allowed to, as the pivatised water companies in the UK have local monopolies. They don't operate in a competitive market.

We can't change supplier.

We don't have any choice.

Anonymous Cowerd
Boffin

Re: West Antarctica?

It's the mass of land between 0 and 180 longitude.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Antarctica.svg

Anonymous Cowerd
Holmes

Re: Ugh...

or the Royal Mail could do what they used to do - get up early and deliver when people are still in...

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

Re: 'An interesting dictionairy'?

I would have used 'dictionary', myself.

Anonymous Cowerd
Unhappy

Re: This was no

Judging from how buggy their iPhone app is (e.g. tap comments, get upcoming events), it wouldn't surprise me if it was just another bug in their cr-app.

On the other hand, with their track record...

Anonymous Cowerd
Unhappy

Re: Trendy Wine Bar

Also, the Mannamead in Plymouth.

Anonymous Cowerd
WTF?

Re: Just out of curiosity...

ah, the Natwest three... that famous terrorist group...

What? But, but... I thought the current extradition treaty was introduced to make it easier to fast track terrorist suspects, not bankers?

Anonymous Cowerd
Facepalm

Re: "Hawkins"

It's Hawking, you ignoramus.

Anonymous Cowerd
Facepalm

The mountain isn't "inconvenient".

They're landing it there because the mountain is its first intended geological target.

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

"inconsistencies"

That's an interesting euphemism for errors.

Also "if you're nerdy enough to look for them". As this is an IT site, you shouldn't really be surprised about nerdiness.

Fail, for the above reasons.

Anonymous Cowerd
Meh

re: iPhone

I've got one of those (and am not a fanboi), but when the web is fucked it's fucked for everybody, regardless of platform.

Anonymous Cowerd

Re: AC 2.0

"fair use"

There is no such thing in the UK, so they shouldn't have used it without permission.

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

Re: Business model anyone?

Problem is a small minority who can't grasp the difference between copyright infringement and theft and mistakenly believe that they are in the majority.

Anonymous Cowerd
Stop

They can rewrite what they like

but the fundamental problem is that they have created ACTA without the consent of their electorates. If politicians want to introduce this crap (like the UK's DEA), they need to put it in their election manifesto instead of trying to foist it on us by sidestepping such inconvenient things as our parliaments and legislatures.

Anonymous Cowerd
FAIL

Re: Right on, brother

If nobody wants to pay you for it, it isn't a job.

Anonymous Cowerd
Happy

Uncrop!

The post is required, and must contain letters.

Anonymous Cowerd

either they're faked or they aren't

whichever way it goes, somebody will be shown to be a liar

I know which would be more entertaining!

Anonymous Cowerd
Go

Re: That's because it IS a 3-d image.

Just put on the 3d specs - it's a pretty good one once your eyes adjust; the craters are quite deep.

Anonymous Cowerd
Go

Re: is the upgrade now universal?

thanks!

Anonymous Cowerd

Re: In a UK court?

I wonder what the maximum sentence for copying Michael Jackson songs is?

In a US court, you only get 4 years for killing him.

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