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Angry Austrian takes a hit in David and Goliath Facebook battle

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Is that guy in red jacket really having a sl*sh behind the post?

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German army fights underground Nazi war machine hidden in Kiel pensioner's cellar

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Re: Indeed

I've seen the odd Spitfire or Hurricane in private gardens/grounds too.

Seems the fickle finger of fate foretells that the losers armour has not to be seen?

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Smart meters set to cost Blighty as much as replacing Trident

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There aint nuthin smart about a smart meter?

What kind of system do they use in Germany?

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EU: Explain your tax affairs. Google, Amazon, Facebook: Mmm... nah

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So, so, so naive

Bureaucrats Tsk!

You humans, you never seem to learn do you?

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As the US realises it's been PWNED, when will OPM heads roll?

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Typical of ...

... an over bureaucratized state?

1 - the incident only become important when pwage affects employees (bureaucrats in the bureaucracy?)?

2 - it does not matter a jot what the content or risks to those individuals are (in fact its leaks are worse in effect than its whistleblowers stuff?)?

I could go on but you get the drift and all it boils down to is a "You did it-No, you did it" whitewash coverup.

Shame innit?

You humans - wot yoo like?

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Ecobee3: If you're crazy enough to want a smart thermostat – but not too crazy – this is for you

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For increased efficiency?

What do they do in Germany?

I am sure it is far more efficient (and time proven to be so?) that anything the uk might have to offer?

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Yep, it's true: Android is the poor man's phone worldwide

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So when ...

... will an Android desktop/laptop/notebook/big tablet with/without keyboards be available?

Has Big G got a business plan in place?

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Maybe ...

... it is wonderful having the choices?

And maybe even mores there are no superiors or inferiors there are just preferences that best manifest the hardware, software, firmware, X-wares out there?

Just thinking that's all?

EDIT: Yawn! Is the moderator awake? [yes – mod.]

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MOUNTAIN of unsold retail PCs piling up in Blighty: Situation 'serious'

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Happy

Re: Damn you lucky bastadges.

Have you tried an Apple MacBook Pro instead?

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Yeh but

Okay the hardware is inexpensive but will my Creative Suite CS3 (or 4 or 5 or 6) run in that environment.

The above is an example and maybe the problem is not as much hardware but "will my favourite and/or bespoke but certainly adorable and very expensive at the time software work ticketty-boo too?"?

No?

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It's OK – this was an entirely NEW type of cockup, says RBS

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Re: Fining banks...

True, true, ...

The trouble is in UK that the strong tradition of Tort, vicarious liabilities, redress, ... sort of is overlooked and ignored by recent practice of not holding individuals to account with a preference to apply a fine to an organisation.

It seems a bit of a strange set-up considering England's attraction to Common Law?

I suppose we may draw our own conclusions as to why this set of circumstances comes about.

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Re: Fines? Fines? Fines?

Point well made and taken.

But the banks use customers money to do risky stuff that creates profits or losses for the bank (and increasingly these days particularly in days of high inflation? - there is attitude: get your money working for you. Meaning any organisation handling money speculates with that money in its possession with a view to creating profits or at least covering staff costs and staff bonus for those involved?)? In UK Icelandic bank "crash" (term used loosely) cost local and central guvmint administrators quite a bit as they had dosh (that is customers dosh and profits made from handling that dosh) tied up in Icelandic funds no?

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Fines? Fines? Fines?

What good does it do fining an organisation - where is there justice in that?

That 56 millions of squids would be better spent in relief to those directly affected and making infrastructure improvements so it limits chance of things happening again.

There aint no justice in a fine. And a fine has potential to harm those already harmed by the earlier incidents by diverting dosh away from where it is needed? (If a fine is required it is better to fine those individuals directly rather than the organisation itself?)

Organisations do not create money and any money in an organisation is generally and principally provided by its customers. High earners in the company are likely to remain unaffected however ...

Far better for the authorities to instruct organisation to implement an improvement plan and compensation plan to 56 millions squids level. (Just like Health & Safety inspections in uk - there are no justifications for slapping on a fee because additional improvements are required?)

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Sharing Economy latest: Women's BREAST MILK is the new 'liquid GOLD' of the internet

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New business model

Wouldn't a better business model be draft sales direct from source at an outlet (or two) near you?

Of course, some customers might prefer their drink from a tumbler rather than direct from source?

Just wondering that's all?

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US mega-hack: White House orders govt IT to do what it should have done in the first place

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On the other hand ...

Do we really accept that the nation capable of keeping (almost?) all things secret until whistleblower(s) happen along will so readily and easily-peasily put its hands in the air and say "Cor Blimey! Yes Guv! We az ad our data nicked innit?"?

While at the same time cold shoulder or incarcerate whistleblowers?

Is it rat smelling time?

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Consequences?

Does this mean that any networked computer is not really secure?

And will data on there get slurped?

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Wholesale price cap: Take THAT, BT, says (now toothy) Ofcom

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OFCOM = job 4 life?

Well I suppose OFCOM had to do something eventually just to justify its existence?

At this trickle rate and BT's overwhelming dominance in the market it looks as if jobs at OFCOM are going to be very, very safe?

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Future Range Rovers will report pot-holes directly to councils

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Best approach?

(But first - Joke Alert: Local guvmint in the UK should have a large penis drawn about it?)

Any way it doesn't matter too much if the data were uploaded realtime - guvmint computer operators are dab hands at manipulating the databases anyway.

So really the best place the data should be uploaded to is our UK friendly and independent motoring bodies (RAC, AA, National or even Halfords?) with copies going automatically to guvmint database.

In fact, the data should be uploaded to an independently run database allowing free access by all and any with no editing rights afforded to either?

Definitely not to Highways Agency, local guvmint, central guvmint or any direct/indirect guvmint funded organisation.

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Russia copies EU commissars with own right to be forgotten law

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Re: Eye for one?

Does dodgy politics deny the cost made and sacrifices given?

If so what should the England do about their -ahem- *cough* *cough* excesses in Africa, India (as in Indian continent now making India, Pakistan and Bangladesh) and would that extend to the Americas too?

And what about the Irish, Scots and Welsh clearances as well as those inflicted upon the English poor themselves?

Pray tell

And what should the West do about blind eyes inflicted simulaneously upon Roosevelt (?), Churchill and Stalin post-war when it was permitted ti despatch about a third os all unarmed military, civilians, children held in captivity?

Pray tell on that too s'il vous plait

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Eye for one?

I think t'other side of the iron curtain has been sorely misrepresented in the UK.

Heavens! We might even have been so brainwashed and mind warped into believing that the UK won WW2 on its own, Russian contribution to the WW2 was minimalist and all of Eastern (well Central?) Europe's woes rest on Ruski

Sad innit

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So why the hell didn't quantitative easing produce HUGE inflation?

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Re: Pratchett

Banks: How can we get more money? We need more to meet bonus requirements of our staff(s)?

Guv: Why don't we encourage the minions to buy their own homes? In good times we get more dough, you get more dough.

I tough times we repossess (okay - rephrase that to: repossess with much wailing and hand-wringing but repossess nonetheless) and we still get more dough.

A more interesting modelling might be predator-prey ratio analysis for those on the public take?

Tsk! Humans? Honestly?

Alternatively we can take the Alien Analogy and talk of impending doom that will befall soon unless (like those Princes in Uganda?) we get lots of monies first?

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However ...

... credit (no not that kind of credit) due to where credit (no not that kind of credit) is due and has there not been a worldwide cooperation in seeking a less harmful way of working through things (as described in the article?)?

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Re: Is that the sound of a can being kicked down the road?

Ethereal rather than virtual? In either case they merely describe models of happening in a "real" world depending upon the data sensed, perceptions and understandings of it, and derivations taken between the model and empirical evidence?

In either case it looks like a dynamical system in which, for example at time T it looks as if a cliff edge with steep drop is approaching.

Add some interventions according to one's tastes and preferences and at a later time say (T + t) the cliff edge has disappeared and been replaced by a meandering normality?

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Interesting!

It is interesting that the relationship MV = PQ works (apparently?), gives insight and provides means and tools for intervention.

But there again interventionists would say that and aren't they the people that created this sort of mess anyway?

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Wearable fitness tech: Exercising your self-motivation skills

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Missing the point?

Maybe there are other reasons for wearable fitness - factors such as:

+ is it cool to have

+ is it fashionable

+ will my peers accept it positively

+ does it satisfy my inner vision of myself

+ does it satisfy or convey the image I wish to project

+

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+ will it encourage me to exercise more or increase my personal fitness

(having, say, MS Office on a mobile device does not automatically imply everyone will try to create prose, plays, movie scripts, War & Peace, ... no?)

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NEVER MIND the B*LLOCKS Osbo peddles, deficits don't really matter

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True but ...

... probably a few people are restrained about work related stuff because it is work related?

But it is great to vent, widens appeal of el Reg, and gives opportunity to discuss, no?

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An excellent example ... (part umpteen)

I don't get how restructuring UK civil service equates with country going bankrupt. Perhaps the point is that corrective checks and balances and wheezes and evasions do exist in private sector but in UK public sector the tax paying (whether voters or citizens or subjects or not) always pick up the bill.

It seems an essential corrective structure is missing.

Economics is a hocus-pocus upfrontery and besides I am very tempted by the "The Next Step in Evolution" ad asking me if 'I am ready' (well, really "Are You Ready?") with a link to Watch Incredible Video. But I wondered what a scantily clad female human wearing almost nothing and looking down at me might mean?

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An excellent example ...

... of why UKs civil servants en masse should approach Guvmint and say things like:

We know public finances are bad and don't want to heap stuff on top of that. Here is a restructuring plan to save 20% of total cost without adversely affecting service levels. The proposed structure ensures frontline delivery of services with modest increases for those with income levels below national average-local average and loss of many midmanagement positions with income levels at the highest level reduced by up to 50%. There is also an additional governing factor in which civil servant incomes whether direct or indirect (that is a "private" company wholly owned by the state or state apparatus) will never ever be paid more than than the Minister for the Regions. We fully acknowledge that the Prime Minister should have lead salary in the public employee-publicly paid sector even with the mish-mash of psuedo companies now in existence??

Huh? Huh? Huh?

PS (edit): only the finance sector seems to get the same level of public funds chucked at it on a regular basis. A rule in the private sector seems to be: can't manage your income-expenditure and owe the bank lots of dosh then it is Time for closure and bankruptcy?

And what private sector company goes into huge deficits with big wage rises all round, improved terms and conditions of employment matched by huge reduction in services and service levels?

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World loses John Nash, the 'Beautiful Mind'

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Life is beautiful ...

... the world is a better place for the two to have had life.

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HP: you know we said we were done with cost cutting...

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Hasn't HP ...

... got a lot of ex-civil service workers TUPE'd into itself?

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GDS to handle Govt payments? What could possibly go wrong?

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GDS getting "the treatment"

Incumbents in the civil service are well experienced at dealing with threats from the unwelcomed (be they MPs or awkward sods?), potential competitors and those invited against the civil service wishes.

Expect lots of cold shoulders, trips (what was the movie that showed the established at a public school fouling a newcomer to the same - something to do with running?), press releases by the hour, ... , ?

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EU parliament pushes for Dodd-Frank style conflict mineral laws

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Alien

To be fair though they do take a different approach to obtaining overseas resources such as investing into the source nation itself?

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A law is a law is a ...

... law.

Passing a law does not automatically imply that people will uphold the law nor does it infer that those not upholding the law will somehow meet with some justifiable sort of justice (or in some cases: punishments)?

A law is only an authorised form of words on paper, to be meaningful it, the law that is, requires support and nourishments?

And assuming the law falls in a nation or state then the mechanisms to make the law "real" rest within that nation or state. If the law reaches across national or state boundaries well, that is a whole complicated bit of other businesses?

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US plans to apply export controls to 0-days put out for comment

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Re: Making it illegal is only going to help the bad guys

Guvmints don't really know anything - they are in a democracy supposed to be of the people to represent the people (in the UK common people that is people without land or wealth or title?) but that is increasingly becoming a 1984-ism with dynasty effect becoming obvious in land-of-the-free?

But Guvmints are expected to decide upon policy and how to make that policy manifest (my own view is that here in the UK Guvmint should estrange and divest itself of its manyfold civil servants)

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We have this sort of ...

... thing in the UK too.

It does not matter a jot what the case is for or the case is against.

Proponents can get into heated debate and all aflustered and whatever, however the outcome will be undeniable as the framework in which the debate happens has been constructed to give the -ahem- cough-cough preferred outcome?

Example: independence in Scotland (failed) but Scotland returns all but 2 MPs as Scottish Nationalist Party members?

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Starfish bytes?

Or is it Sailfish?

And why are so many IT terms marine related huh? Net? Network?

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BT's taxpayer-funded broadband monopoly may lock out rivals, says independent report

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Re: Oh! Shock! Horror

Oops apologies ... in haste

open up invitations and make it internetable as per EU wishes

should be

open up invitations to tender and make it internetable as per EU wishes

ps: biggest laugh of all?

Deutsche Bank mulls UK EU exit plan (see bbc .co .uk) tee-hee the Tories will probably do a doublespeak on that one

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Oh! Shock! Horror

The EU and (probably?) the world has rumbled UK "free market" working methods.

To save them additional expense, more investigations and embarrassment to all concerned here are the UK "free market" funding practices:

- make a state run service into a psuedo-private enterprise (shares held by Treasury no?)

- open up invitations and make it internetable as per EU wishes

- ensure that the "local" rules are public sector based with public sector language, practices and bureaucracy as a first stumbling block to the private sector (they don't really have the (overpaid?) staff to create all sorts of obfuscating rules, practices and hurdles to the well-intended)

- design the framework and tone of questions and answers and paperwork and bureaucracy to comply with public service standards and practices (that means far too much of the 'orrible stuff but it does keep plenty of UK priveleged folks in jobs no?)

- woteva make sure the contract goes to the psuedo-private company pretending it was a free market with lots n lots n lots n ... n ,,, n lots of scrutinies at every stage (got to make sure that the winner is absolutely the winner innit?)

- remember to beg knighthood for duties performed?

Just saying thats all

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IaaS is OVER, ladies. Time for OpenStack to jump clear

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A natural evolution?

How many digital images do you have of your family?

How many scanned images do you have of your family?

How many years, generations, variations in technologies do these images (and soon to be added in the archival sense?: movies) do you have?

Are you willing to store them to one machine (laptop, notebook, oompah-loompah broo ha-ha? mobile phone, ... ?) and be prepared to lose them when its storage chemistry and physics breaks down causing a data loss of sorts?)

That is only trivial (financial sense) example of critical (emotional sense) data that most pholks will have and be in the process of having and building even though they may not be cognatively aware of the data acquistion acquiring and building and ... OK! I'll shut up now :-)

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If IT isn’t careful, marketing will soon be telling us what to do

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Erm?

Isn't IT a tool to help rather than a force to takeover business aims?

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Please no non-consensual BACKDOOR SNIFFING, Mr Obama

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Why bother cracking and/or hacking when you can key read original typing n errors via the network?

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Sailfish OS

Is this a trailer for Sailfish OS?

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Virtual reality pr0n on the Rift? 'Why not?' says Oculus founder

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What the *uk

Virtual muck not struck from smut bucket content glut to Luckey's luck

Oh, that *uk

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Russia will fork Sailfish OS to shut out pesky Western spooks

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A good start but ...

... does it really matter (apart from scada type intrusions?) what hardware and OS a computer has?

All of that are compromised as soon as it connects to a network of any sorts, nonetheless a step in the right direction and maybe (just like gooogle & android) another way to diversify ITcoms gene pool and ecosystem?

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Welsh police force fined £160,000 after losing sensitive video interview

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@ Incorrect title

Spot on dood!

There is no accountability (financial and audit definitions) at all in public services.

Sure a fine but as has been pointed out the losers are the taxpayers and not the perps.

Maybe £160,000 worth of senior management stuff can be grabbed by bailiffs in stead?

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Legal eagles want dirt on Google's 'right to be forgotten' decisions

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Butt shoorli hoshipher?

Suppose I make a request about search engine X.co.uk

And X.co.uk upholds my request.

I then go on to X.com and find my request has not been upheld.

In shock! horror! and awe! I do similar searches on .it, .de, .es, . .. .... variants of the search engine.

Well, you get the drift, limitation in jurisdiction and law,... Discuss:

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World of the strange: There will be NINE KINDS of Windows 10

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Danger! Upbeat comment!

I for one welcome the step forward into W10.

Yes, sure there are ifs n buts n butts n buttts but the evolution goes on.

And yes, there are some who will always want tweakables and systems not based on Windows premise and predicates.

But it is a big, wide world and the public do not enmass share these enthusiasms or purist ponderances or even MSDOS echoes of simplicity, doability and other-ilities.

To those creative enough to be clouted, bold enough to assign budgets, astute enough to take the step forward I say (the rest is now copyright doodz :-) )

You are the captains of your products - don't mix up your captaincies?

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It’s Adobe’s Creative Cloud TITSUP birthday. Ease the pain with its RGB-wrangling rivals

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Have you tries MS Expression Media ?

I don't know what version it got up to (4?) I use version 2 and it is sweet and can access data, metadata n stuff put there in Adobe Bridge

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USA Freedom Act moves forward as House prepares for vote

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Maybe it isn't so much to do with acquisition of data but the storage, accessibilities and analytics that may be performed on that stored data?

If the analytics wish to be used as solid evidence then I suppose someone will have to say something like "the data are tamperproof" and "the metadata are tamperproof"?

Would it be a shame if the data, metadata and analytics were ruled inadmissible in law court by points of order from some legal eagle?

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Back to the Future: the internet of things as imagined in 1985

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Odd 2

Or even remote operational management system?

Or perhaps supervisory control and data acquisition?

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