151 posts • joined 7 Sep 2011
Re: There he is!
"It took him 2 hours though. He must have been busy building his own cloud infrastructure this morning"
Very nicely and rationally put, and coming from someone in the Windows camp.
Eadon please take note
" I believe the RNIB still recommend the iPhone"
It's the Jesus phone. It can make the blind see and the lame walk!
Re: Put an iPhone beside a...
"exactly that - the shift key (an upwards pointing arrow) is filled in instead of outlined"
that is a truly terrible bit of user interface design
Is the surprise that it happened, or is the surprise that people are surprised that it happened?
Remember it, and also remember the excellent Mark Thomas episode about it
Looks quite nice, but I'm not sure if I'd feel drawn to one of these enough to feel ready to shell out 600 notes for just the i3 version.
Also, I'm yet to be convinced about Acer's build quality....
I suspect that tonne-age includes the ATV itself, so not strictly true to say that the crew are consuming 20 tonnes of consumables per year
@ Eadon - Re: If you care about photography then use a real camera
Actually I do care about photography (a lot) and I have a lot of real camera equipment. However, I don;t want to carry that around with me 24x7 - it's too bulky and heavy to be a constant companion.
So, think about it...
Having something portable with a built-in camera, like this Nokia, is better than the alternatives of either carrying a separate phone and a dedicated point-and-shoot camera, or just a phone with a poor built-in camera.
The EOS name intrigues me a bit, given that Canon use that moniker for their system of SLR cameras, lenses, etc. I haven't heard anything about Canon being involved in the development of this, and even if they had using the same name would seem to conflict with their EOS camera system
I'll drink to that
Is "Brain Controlled Arms" the name of a pub for neuroscientists?
Has anyone suggested Stephen Fry yet? He seems to get all over the place, and I think he could play this with a certain degree of excentricity without over-the-top lunacy.
phrase of the day
"dropping tables like a epileptic removals man"
I like it :-)
You could have a point there
NON-ANDROID WATER-HEATING NAZI DOPPLEGANGER FAIL
from a story yesterday...
"In one reported case, a York mosque successfully quelled an EDL protest with tea, biscuits and football"
Wonder if they were using one of these kettles?
@The First Dave
"what we know as fire can be achieved with many other combinations of elements"
"WHY would you want to take an Olympic Torch on a spacewalk?"
I hope it's not because the torch has sponsors' logos all over it...although I wouldn't put it past a lot of companies to pull this sort of publicity stunt
At least in this case China had to do some hacking to get this information In the past, our enemy states know about western weaponry because we've sold it to them (best example I guess being the military hardware that was routed to the Afghans back when they were the good guys because they weren't commie Soviets).
I'm reminded of a line from Drop The Dead Donkey during the 1990/91 Gulf War - when an MoD official said that assessments of Iraqi military hardware didn't come from intelligence reports; "we just looked at copies of the invoices"
Re: Line orientation
"as long as if it touches the line, it's good"
Indeed....as the great Mr McEnroe once put it "Chalk dust! EVERYONE could see there was CHALK DUST!!"
Thanks for the memory
I remember going to see a colleague who was the first in our office to have Windows 3 installed.
To this day I remember the gasps of amazement as he booted his machine and it counted through 5 (yes! 5!!!) whole megabytes of RAM before loading Windows.
Good luck with the preaparations
it's Gif I tell you
When I select File->Open in my copy of PaintShop Pro, it offers me a variety of file formats, including...
CompuServe Graphics Interchane (.gif)
JPEG - JFIF Compliant (*.jpg, *.jif, *.jpeg)
...so I'd take that as meaning JIF is a different type of file format to a GIF.
Also Graphics (that being what the G stands for" is pronounced as a hard G, and not as a j)
good to be able to look on this so light-heartedly
As a child of the 70s/80s I remember when the idea of nuclear obliteration was more of an "when" than an "if". Good to have come out of the other side and be able to look at things like this and have a few light-hearted comments.
How do they describe the taste experience?
If they use the phrase "it's got a lot of body to it", I want out
am I reading that right?
"only 22 per cent is converted by the food industry into feed"
So that means that 22% of animals are fed back to their fellow species?
At least we know what the watch face *won't" look like... http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/11/12/apple_payout_swiss_railways/
"bit windy today"
A relentless diet of greens and life in a space-suit don't sound like a happy combination.
Re: Killjoy statistician Nazi here
Fair comment, but relatively speaking how much opportunity is there for a UK worker to get killed on the job nowadays? So many of the potentially fatal occupations (factory work, mining, etc.) are a bit thin on the ground and the working population are largely deskbound ....last I heard, nobody's even been RSI-ed to death
Re: How do they manage to make a loss?
hardware and infrastructure costs....connectivity and bandwidth costs...website/software development and maintenance costs...systems administration costs...administration costs...fees to credit card companies...fees to specialist testers to ensure security and integrity...etc....etc...etc...
good luck to them
Having spent the last week trying to get a problem with my parents' Sky broadband fixed, I hope any new recruits are better than the absolute shower of s**t I've had to deal with thus far.
Even if they man the phones while off their faces on Newkie Broon, they can't do a worse job than the muppets who have been taking me round in frustrating circles over the last few days.
"the answer as it turns out was a jet engine type roar and eight foot flames coming from the top of the tree"
I would have bought tickets for that
I fail to understand
In what way is a video of someone being beheaded with a chainsaw not "depicting harm to someone"?
Good luck with this
I heard a rumour that there's a hidden message behind this, but I think it's a phallusy
Re: 4KB RAM ?
"Stingy" - yes, when machines with 16K, 32K or 48K were relatively common, but...
"the machine had been on sale in Japan for less than a month but had already notched up a software library of 60-odd applications and games"....
Back then we could be genuinely creative with such "stingy" amounts of resource. A lot of developers these days would probably struggle to achieve much more than a simple "Hello World" if restricted to comparable resources.
Kids these days...don't know they're born....etc...etc...
RE: unique to iPhones?
Seeing as Apple haven't threatened to sue anyone over it, I think it's safe to assume it's iPhone only.
It shouldn't be patentable....
...at all, because it's a stupid idea to try and patent something like that
...by Apple because I had that feature on my old Symbian-based Nokia
Re: Tower block tetris
"Tower block tetris, from 13 years ago http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/718009.stm, also mentions one from 1995."
That's the first thing that came to my mind...and I think it looks better than the one in the video here
Not without warning
The article says this happened without warning, but it's certainly something I was aware of. My folks are Sky BB customers and when I went round to visit in late February, my Mum showed me a copy of an email from Sky about this, followed by the "you're the IT expert...what are we supposed to do about this then?"
My answer was, of course, follow the instructions in the email, then sit back and expect a complete fiasco like the one you experienced when they ported email services over to Google a few years ago.
Re: Make of it what you will
"Presumably the problem is that most medals of merit tend to be tied into medals of bravery - because meritorious military service traditionally means you did something brave/stupid in the face of adversity."
Not strictly true - there are medals such as the Meritorious Service Medal (and even the LSGC medal) but you could argue that those are awarded for not doing something bad, as opposed to doing something especially good. Stick with it, get your full 20-odd years in, don;t go AWOL, don't start any fights in the NAAFI, don't pass secret information to Wikileaks, etc. etc.
Re: Make of it what you will
"Front line pilots are also annoyed that Reaper pilots have been getting awards for bravery whole being able to go home to dinner each day. Make of that what you will."
Gongs for bravery shouldn't apply IMHO. I've nothing against gongs for RC pilots who do something of special significance, but to give them a "bravery" award cheapens the whole thing for those who are genuinely risking life and limb. If no such suitable award exists already, then create a specific medal for RC pilots, for whom the biggest physical risk is no more than DVT or piles.
I have nothing against what these guys (and gals, presumably) are doing, but I think it's wrong to bracket them too closely to the physical front-line troops
Nothing personal against Tesla Motors themselves, but personally I'd like to see the electric car concept flounder - even fail - to a sufficient degree for people to realise that that electric vehicles aren't the super green bundles of tree-huggery that they're made out to be.
While electric vehicles can claim to be zero emissions at point of use, they still require the electricity which fuels them to come from meaning that there is more-than-likely emission and use of non-renewable fuel at some stage in the chain.
Then people might start to look at other, cleaner platforms, such as fuel cell technology, which doesn't seem to be getting the focus it deserves
@Lester Re: T-shirt
"a short production run"
Would that be a production run of a limited quantity, or production run of apparel aimed exclusively at Geordies?
<--<--<-- icon used in an ironic way, as everyone knows Geordies don't wear coats
Great idea - I really hope this gets somewhere and doesn't get throttled by the nuke nay-sayers.
..and that salt plug/valve is genius in its simplicity
The article mentions stones which appear to have been rounded by water flowing over/around them. How can we be sure that they were rounded by water? I would have thought that there are many liquids which contain hydrogen and oxygen (and/or the other elements that Curiosity found evidence of) which would have a similar eroding effect.
Years ago I worked with someone who eschewed the code editor built into our database development platform (a perfectly reasonable, for the time, full file text editor) in favour of EDLIN (on DOS 5 - yes I really am that old).
We all thought they were a bit odd....ended up a a project manager, as it happens.
I'll let you draw your own conclusions.
@ Lars G - Re: Or... more likely ...
"This is just the beginning, how long before a public lynching?"
I recall reading an article a while ago about someone who had been working on a GG type device for years (pre-dating GG). He went into a McDonalds in Paris, was asked to remove them and was then assaulted by a member of staff.
Re: Why is bacon "processed"?
Don't be harsh on the poor little piggie...if he's reformed and paid his debt to society
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