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* Posts by Petalium

4 posts • joined Tuesday 23rd August 2011 15:25 GMT

Petalium

Why benig the gun on board ?

Seems stupid to smuggle a weapon on board

Why not bring a portable 3D printer with you?

1. Carry the printer openly past security

2. Print the gun, and a knife perhaps

3. Have the gun blow up in your face

4. Get shot by an air marshal

5.Paradise and virgins galore....(May vary by your mental imbalance)

Petalium

Re: Imagine

Or rather, when intel starts streaming what you are doing in the sofa.... Amateur porn for the masses, by the masses.

In the western world, the TV watches you.

Petalium

Asteroids

So lets find some iron asteroids and dump them into the ocean, climate change driving space exploration! At last all that green money coming to some good use.

Petalium

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