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Hey, you, PHONE-FACE! Kickstarter in-car mobe mount will EMBED your phone into your MUG

Cave Dweller

Re: (cranially) embedded mobile technology...

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Since most phones have accelerometers, they should be set to take a picture when the phone picks up speed, for "warranty" reasons. You'd get a lovely picture of the second-to-last thing going through the drivers' mind.

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'No, I CAN'T write code myself,' admits woman in charge of teaching our kids to code

Cave Dweller

Re: Oh

Exactly. Even the term "year of code" doesn't bode well with me. I'd much rather more emphasis was put on programming and problem solving. Jumping around languages such as C++, Java, Javascript, Pascal, and VB, the "coding" isn't too bad to learn, but learning the patterns, best practices, and elegant solutions are the skills that I'd consider important.

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Davos Diary: POVERTY disruption in ACTION. Cash-poor? Just mine a #BongCoin!

Cave Dweller

Make Everything OK

Hah, I mashed that button, and broke it! Should disable the button until everything is OK again? Repeated clicking turned tha page into a bright blue rave with a dancing button... which was more fun than OK. Is it a feature instead of a bug?

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BlackBerry on the brink: Security kink sinks rinky-dink Link sync in a blink

Cave Dweller

TL;DR

Dat aliteration

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John McAfee tweets from BEYOND THE GRAVE: Drug binge death? Not me, mate

Cave Dweller

Re: The Indestructable John McAfee

The only solution I found to work consistently was a good ol' re-image

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Gay marriage? We'll put a stop to that 'human BUG', says Nintendo

Cave Dweller
Trollface

Re: Gay Patch

Ew, global variables. Off to the naughty step with you!

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US boffin builds 32-way Raspberry Pi cluster

Cave Dweller

Re: This Cluster is so POWERFUL

I'd like to think there is something... something in this world that you can encounter which doesn't cause you to foam at the mouth about Windows.

It’s not looking too good so far. Are you like this when browsing restaurant menus?

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Google Chrome slips web fix to addicts suffering net withdrawal

Cave Dweller
Trollface

Catching up

Chrome has nearly caught up to Internet Explorer 4!

(Chrome is a massive improvement in almost every other area compared to IE4, for anyone who missed the joke)

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Japan's XP migration solution: Remove network cable

Cave Dweller
Trollface

Re: Windows FULLSTOP is not ready for the INTERNET

I don't know what's more entertaining: Eadon's anti MS posts, or the enraged responses.

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UK gov's troll-finder general says he's hanging up his axe

Cave Dweller
Windows

Re: Troll-finder... Did he find the pro-windows 8 guys on this site?

Fear not, your hate of Microsoft and Windows is a well documented universal constant.

Have you considered investing this much effort into something constructive?

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British bookworms deem Amazon 'evil'

Cave Dweller
Trollface

Re: Re "famous Neil Gaiman"

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Neil+Gaiman

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Touchscreen killer? Cam boffinry cut'n'pastes from real things

Cave Dweller
Meh

Scan, Copy & Paste

All very good, but not the solution to my problems.

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Windows XP support ends a year from … now!

Cave Dweller

Re: windows key tab

Win+Tab is about the only shortcut I don't like, since it feels like a crazy Alt+Tab. I do tell my fellow workers to try it out from time to time, we call it "spooky vision".

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Tennessee bloke quits job over satanic wage slip

Cave Dweller
Facepalm

Re: 667

667 lives on the other side of the road

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World's 'most green' supercomputer in red-hot battle between Intel, Nvidia

Cave Dweller
Headmaster

Gigaflops per second

Gigaflops per second? Is it accelerating?

It's pretty minor, but my grammar Nazi couldn't let it slide.

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Microsoft builds observatory to spy on Earthlings' spectrum

Cave Dweller

Re: Puff Piece

Nurse! He's out of bed again!

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Worst broadband notspots in the UK named and shamed

Cave Dweller
Trollface

As a former resident of Middlesbrough...

It's safe to say the locals are too busy outdoors, fighting.

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Warner recalls Xbox Lego Lord of the Rings 'demo' discs

Cave Dweller
Trollface

Re: Why must they make a LEGO version of everything?

Did you just describe CoD Black Ops 2?

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Microsoft's 32GB Surface RT has 16GB of free storage

Cave Dweller

Re: I swear to god...

Kilo, Mega, Giga and so forth aren't limited to computer memory measurement. I think it's pretty fair that they are base 10 to avoid confusuion.

More importantly, who cares?

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APPLE: SCREW YOU, BRITS, everyone else says Samsung copied us

Cave Dweller
Trollface

I need an eye test

When I looked at your image pointing out the link, I thought someone has scribbled some kind of elaborate sex toy on the apple site.

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WoW cities wiped out by 'exploit'

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Mushroom

If I recall...

There were two legendary weapons: a mace "The Unstoppable Force", and a shield "The Immovable Object". I think two players must have been duelling with them and were not aware of the potential for physics.

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Last remaining reason to order an iPhone 5 disappears

Cave Dweller
Unhappy

Re: Buting a phone for all the wrong reasons

One day I'll also review my spelling in the friggin' title as well as the body.

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Cave Dweller
WTF?

Buting a phone for all the wrong reasons

What is this crap?

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Facebook seals Instagram buyout for roughly $715m

Cave Dweller
Trollface

Re: So, a zero revenue company

Prolly something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mmlx-e_u0i8

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Brits obey mobile ads, says mobile ad biz

Cave Dweller

One thought...

"Nearly half of punters polled in a survey..."

What about the punters who declined the survey? Those who take time to fill in the survey could be regarded as 'easily influenced'.

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Win a monster laptop

Cave Dweller
Holmes

My Impersonation of these Questionnaires

1 + 1 =

A. 100

B. 2

C. -100

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Google+ takes on a location element as it pushes deeper into iPhone

Cave Dweller
Trollface

Logo

The man with the weather baloon looks alright. Damned if I know what that has to do with location.

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Apple's Mountain Lion to offer automatic security updates

Cave Dweller
Trollface

Holy Crap!

Apple have invented Windows Update!

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Book-scented perfume gives eReaders whiff of authenticity

Cave Dweller
Trollface

Yay

I'm getting this for myself. I always wanted to smell like a book.

Do they do one for DVD cases too?

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Japanese boffins plumb darknet for cyber attack alerts

Cave Dweller
Holmes

Wait a second...

This looks almost identical to networking in the Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex TV series. And that was about 10 years ago. I'd link an image, but I suck at Google this morning.

Anyone else remember those cartoons?

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Sony slams Nintendo Wii U functionality

Cave Dweller
Trollface

Syntax error

£PS3 > £WiiU || £PSP > £WiiU

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VIA outs $49 Raspberry Pi-alike

Cave Dweller
Boffin

Re: Minecraft server

Are you getting capped at all when playing Minecraft? I quite like the ‘burst’ capabilities of the Micro instance, but prefer to avoid using it very often. I heard that if you cap your instance too often Jeff comes around your house and kicks your head in.

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Ten... freeware gems for new PCs

Cave Dweller

Re: Hmmm MSE

The only 'games' I've had flagged byt MSE is an build of my hobbyist project, which isn't using the Direct3D10 API quite right when switching to fullscreen mode (anyone got an answer? It's always going 1680x1050 instead of 1920x1080...).

I moved from Avast! to MSE a few years ago and never looked back. I've never had any malware issues with either AV, but I prefer MSE because of how straightforward it feels. Little green castle in my notification area = 'salright.

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Colour Kindle incoming says mole

Cave Dweller

Imagine...

A 60Hz flawless refreshing, 24", vibrant colour e-ink display for PCs. Play videogames on a book!

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Facebook launches App Store Center

Cave Dweller
Trollface

In other news...

The Facebook collective are to begin constructing the first of many giant cube spaceships, with the sole aim of assimilation as a means of "achieving revenue perfection".

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Sony blames record $5.7bn loss on everything but Sony

Cave Dweller

Re: Up and down?

"...on sales of ¥6.5trn ($79m, £50bn), which decreased 9.6 per cent year-on-year."

$79m = £50bn!? Yikes, better get some zeroes back under control.

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Hated Visual Studio 11 beta in HIGH-ENERGY colour blast

Cave Dweller
Trollface

It may grow on you

I never liked the looks of Windows Vista, but it eventually grew on me (albeit in Windows 7). I wanted to hate the ribbon UI, but after a few months I'd learned where everything was (and that you can collapse the ribbon).

VS 2010 does everything I want, so I don't see a compelling reason to upgrade yet. If C++ to have the same degree of freakishly good intellisense that C# enjoys I'd be interested, but I respect that's a very tall order.

<troll> Heh, I don't need C++ intellisense, I'm just that damn good at it. </troll>

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Microsoft mulls phone-style contracts for Xbox

Cave Dweller

Re: Look at the savings!

"Eh, whatever. It's not as if the average person does math (or maths, if you will) anyway."

This is the relationship between fools and money in a nutshell. Heck, I've had more than a few occasions of watching a customer in McDonalds (as an Englishman, I sometimes crave bland dissapointment) order a burger, fries, and drink individually, and pay 'idiot tax'.

Makes a great business case for all the 'payday' loan companies that have sprung over the past few years.

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HP elbows Apple off global PC throne

Cave Dweller
Flame

Le Sigh

Now, I know it's cool to make fun of Apple. But this "Foxconn-rebrander" is wearing a bit thin now, and that's coming from a Windows person. Would Foxconn have made the shiny Apple things, laptops, and Xboxes etc. without any input from their respective companies? There's a clear-as-day difference between a designer and a manufacturer, do keep up.

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Sony outs its first Ultrabook

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Big ol' Dell

Ah, good old XPS 17. Sure it's thick (huge battery) and heavy, but it's got great hardware and the one I made was pretty cheap. Lugging it around makes for good excercise?

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From the Department of WTF: New USB tampon flash drive

Cave Dweller
Trollface

Alternative Presumption

Men keep a lot of stuff in there pockets, but women often don't often have as many pockets. This solution allows them to repurpose "nature's pocket".

It's like a kangaroo pouch?

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iKlip Studio

Cave Dweller

i

I have no problem with the stand, seems like a good product.

However, does anyone think that this whole 'i' prefixing crap has gone too far? While I'm on a rant the 'HD' suffix can go screw itself too.

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EA confirms Crysis 3 release

Cave Dweller
Childcatcher

An XP Head Start?

These pre-order incentives are just getting terrible. No wonder I'm stuck playing "GOTY" stuff from a few years ago, for a few quid each (thanks Steam sales).

Pre-order Pokemon, and we'll boost your team to level 50!

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Coders' 'lives sucked out' by black-and-white Visual Studio 11

Cave Dweller
Windows

Re: real coders use notepad

Ah, Notepad++. I used to swear by it, and still use it for writing shaders.

However, I have been using Sublime Text 2 for a few months now, and I can't go back. Shame it's not free, but worth every penny (and you can evaluate it for as long as you need).

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Are you an ECO POET? Climate science needs YOU

Cave Dweller
Trollface

<---

MA in Environmental Sciences and Humanities

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Microsoft stamps on HTTP 2.0's pedal, races to mobileville

Cave Dweller
Trollface

HTTP Speed+Mobility

HTTP S&M? The internet wants it faster.

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Ford: kick your car to open the boot

Cave Dweller

Dubious Demonstration

I get the feeling car ‘uppercuts’ and head trapping looks pretty likely if that diagram is anything to go by.

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Modern Warfare 3 shoots onto Steam for free

Cave Dweller
Trollface

Free FPS

Team Fortress 2 is a more accurate game.

Not sure if trolling, or speaking the truth.

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Fondle my slab, baby: Inside the tactile world of Apple-fan iDating

Cave Dweller
Windows

I'm quite happy that my fiancé and I both disdain apple products and are fans of Windows. Maybe tech product choice is related to compatibility (various puns intended).

There most certainly should not be a dating site for Microsoft fans, by which I mean the entire MSN site should be ripped down.

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Has Microsoft finally killed off Windows 8 Start button?

Cave Dweller
Boffin

Maybe I'm too cool

I'll admit, I'm something of a keyboard shortcut wizard. My Start button is mounted to the keyboard, and has worked in every Windows version. It even does more things in 7 (I love Win+Arrow Keys). No biggie for me if the little blue button has retired.

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