41 posts • joined 19 Aug 2011
All the right notes, sunshine
Poor sods. You almost have to feel sorry for them.
No matter how much time and money they throw at a problem Microsoft always manages to come out with a solution that looks derivative and rather wonky. Must be a curse.
Re: Very Interesting
Mostly they feel like a throwback to the days when the dinosaurs ruled the Earth and every computer manufacturer did its own thing.
The comfy world of the GNU tool chain might not be available and in any case you'll need to port your code to use the system provided versions of "foomem" or "barlock" or whatever. And because of that many silly things that one takes for granted might not be at all trivial to port.
The websites for SGI and CRAY have a few documents on that sort of thing. Luckily it is getting better. See, for example, the docs for the COSMOS machine at Cambridge:
Paying for the room too
And you forgot to mention that in many disciplines you also have to pay to submit a paper. Per page. More if you have colour "plates". And tables with too many "ruled lines" used to cost more too. (that made sense back in the days of hot metal printing but now they're just taking the piss)
Yeah, but there are limits and this seems to be happening much too often now. And I miss the moretarix too.
"If the Earth and the asteroid are at the same point at the same time, surely a collision has occurred?"
It says here "at the same point in THEIR orbits". Tipically the orbits will only intersect at two points at most. Unless both bodies are in the same position along their orbital paths and that position happens to be an intersection point, no collision will occour.
Add to that the likely relative tilting of the orbital planes and the precession of the intersection points and it gets far more complicated.
We'll meet again
"We're now better equipped to survive that. Not all of us, but the human race as such."
Then, clearly, we need the Dr. Strangelove plan for survival. As I recall that involves going down a mineshaft with a specially selected group of attractive and eager females. It also requires super-human efforts on the part of the men but I'm willing to make that sacrifice. For England, you understand.
"Since when has being dragged round the shops been child cruelty?"
All my life, as I recall
Pint of bitter a 2 Government CDs please
I am confident that nothing can possibly go wrong.
Did you mean Glengarry Glen Google?
Ok. So I understand they need to keep fiddling with the algorithm (mostly to keep the ad pushing business going) but these days Google seems to return whatever the hell it wants.
So, please, pretty please with a fecking cherry on top; could you search for what I asked? If I want news I'll search for news myself. Thank you.
Eleven. EL-LE-VEN. ELVEN!
I wouldn't download a bike. Or shit in a policeman's helmet.
Pretty, pretty pictures
What this person said. A thousand times.
Take the Samsung ML3710ND. Amazon sells it for £203 (plus £135 for the 10K pages toner cartridge)
According to Samsung's UK webpage (and Amazon's) the printer supports PS3 emulation but the manual lists the feature under "expand your machine's capacity" plus there is the "Unified Linux Driver" that needs to be installed. What's this shit? The review says nothing on the matter.
The manual also says that Samsung does not "support" non-Samsung cartridges and Amazon doesn't seem to sell any alternative brands so I'm gonna guess they are chipped.
I'm so fed up with all this crap.
From the life of the marionettes
So. I wonder how long it is going to take for them to realize that here in Euroland we have data protection laws and privacy laws and things.
Unless, of course, as an American Corporation, they want to claim some sort of extraterritoriality.
Icon, because brrrrrr!
Soup with the Devil
Where else can you get a contract for several trillion monetary units?
To be fair, Cupertino probably knows nothing about this and, for all we know, the "meeting with Apple representatives" is probably a chance encounter with Swiss Tony outside a Parisian house of assignation. Meh.
Honestly, I have no idea what the man is talking about.
And my head hurts now.
At least I didn't notice any mention of pathfinders or stakeholders (whatever those things may be)
All I want to know is this: are they going to hire someone, anyone, who understands that a "security policy" is not written memo.
"I turn the router off when I go to bed just to make sure no-one tries downloading big files overnight and have deleted file sharing programs off their devices to stop them watching pirated films etc."
Good luck with that.
On the other hand I'm gonna guess you can probably avoid the awkward talk about the bees and the flowers.
How times change.
"In short, to the Japanese, highly advanced public transport still needs numerous human employees in order to provide the best possible experience to the travellers."
It helps that they probably feel their entire family's honour, for generations to come, depends on their doing a good job. Not quite sure if that applies here.
Hope for the World
I'm so glad to see that so many of these companies are so well known for their corporate probity, care for the well-being of others and quality customer service. It just goes to show that companies need not be greedy sociopaths in order to succeed.
Mine is the no-coat because I feel all warm inside now.
Shiny, shiny things.
@FIA: "...that's just the way capitalism works, and we all seem quite happy to accept the upsides."
That's exploitation you're thinking of.
Capitalism[*] is about competition: We cannot compute, with any degree of confidence, what is the best way for the market to go so we let individual companies give it their best shot on the open market and let consumers decide. The companies that get it right, survive; the others go bust.
This might not be the best time for this argument but, what companies like Apple and Microsoft and Oracle and, sadly, most others want to do is to subvert the free market and avoid competition at all costs. And somewhere down the line real people suffer real consequences.
Still, as you say, we're all quite happy to turn a blind eye.
[*] Ok. That's a free market. Capitalism is about I front the money I take the big cut. But you know what I mean.
My name is Ozymandias
"Einstein was never associated to a brand which the masses can identify with."
Are you sure about that?
We've mostly forgotten now but Einstein was pretty much the first pop star scientist. The popular stereotype of the abuncular, unkept, absent minded scientist also started with him. Before that, scientists were about as popular as a prussian school master.
And then you have people like Bill Hewlett, Ken Olsen or Seymour Cray who were quite iconic in their time even though they didn't have the benefit of the personal computer revolution.
Time will tell.
Kids these days!
Cyd Charisse had her legs insured for $5m back in the 1950s.
For those unfortunate enough not to know who she was, this
The lady had talent. And nice legs. And she was a lady.
It was already dead, Jim
Really? I thoght that Google Groups and all things 2.0 killed Usenet.
Still, I oppose anything that gives BREIN the oxygen of oxygen*
* God, I miss Linda Smith.
The goggles, etc
It needs more tentacles.
"Whose up for creating LibreBritian?"
Is that "Libre" as in beer? No, wait..... I'm confused now.
I'm a guy. I work in IT. You're confusing me with all those technical terms for women's shoes. It's worse than PR or the offside rule. I can't handle it!
The woman is not wearing flip-flops. Therefore, she's wearing stilletos. There; that's settled.
Have you considered a career as a Government SpAd? You seem to have the right outlook for it.
It would be nice if people could do a few numbers in the morning and come up with a device ready for production by tea time. Sadly it doesn't work like that.
These guys are not really trying to build a device (not yet anyways). Rather, they are addressing the more fundamental problem of whether or not the laws of nature allow for it to be built. (Which is by no means obvious)
It doesn't matter how convoluted or impractical the arrangement may be. The point is that the problem, they claim, has, at least, one solution.
Engineering that into a commercially viable product is an entirely different kettle of fish and, I'm guessing, not necessarily what these guys do. (It is also impossible to do unless someone works out the physics first. -- And hence, the argument that funding "applied" science at the expense of "theoretical" science is shortsighted and, ultimately, pointless)
@mccp : "Right now I can barely find any PHP developers of any type around Cambridge."
Cambridge is not exactly short of IT talent Many of them are to be found queueing at Giles House* (they are the ones looking at their feet and wishing they had an invisibility cloak)
Surely you would agree that a six-figure salary would get you what you want, right? So the problem is not really availability but economics.
I'm not trying to flame you. Just saying that the practicalities of "procurement" are an important part of any design and you seem to have chosen one** with components that cannot be had for whatever money you're willing to spend.
* That's the local JobCentre, for those who don't know.
** Also, PHP is crap but I guess that's just me ;-)
<music>If You Tolerate This...</music>.
Anyone willing to sing this EULA may also be interested in other Sony offerings:
Feeling old now. I still remember when Sony was a reputable company selling quality products that lasted for more than a couple of years.
All hail the trisomic TLD!
So can I register amazon.xxx - a website for all your clumsy femdom fetishes? (Too technical? -- Also, rule 34?)
Ever since registrars started ignoring the intended hierarchy divisions in DNS, all new TLDs have been nothing but money making schemes.
DNS is now pretty much transparent and mostly useful to help setup internal private networks and the like. For public networks most people nowadays just google the name they want (which means you only really need protocol based FQDNs: www.foo.com, mail.foo.com, etc)
Not always a bad thing, I say
Then again, without over engineered loudness there wouldn't be a Yo-Yo Ma or a Julian Lloyd Webber. Or at least, they wouldn't be famous.
The fact is that in a live performance, the cello just doesn't shine as much as in a CD recording. Purist, of course, will disagree.
But anyways, back to Mettalica etal
Will no one rid me of these turbulent wankers?
I don't pirate software. I really don't. But these BSA guys _really_ get on my tits.
Kill it with fire, that's what I say.
Call me Ishmael
Since Peter is nothing but a nickname he should surely go back to the real name of Simon.
Peter, from the greek "πέτρα", meaning stone or rock.
"And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." Matthew 16:18
I guess my education wasn't entirely wasted!
These are not the problems you're looking for...
It's been a while but I don't recall the GUI as MySQL's Windows Installer's main problem.
More like the fact that whenever you tried to change any of the data storage paths during installation, the windows service would refuse to start because it got all confused about what was where.
Re-installing (or un-installing / re-installing) wouldn't help either, thanks to all the crap left behind. So off you went to Google to try to find out the magic clean up procedure and the secret installation sequence.
The whole bloody point of a packaged installer is to avoid having to do stuff by hand so unless they've fixed that, prettyfying the installer will do no good.
Watch the Skies
"Join the Dots"
No, no, no. It's the Akimbo Constellation. Don't you people know anything?
Actually, this looks like an interesting device. I just hope that the inevitable "stylus replacement set" doesn't cost a fortune.
Icon, because it is Friday. (What?)
"it's all in the delivery"
You wait for a joke all day and then they manage to leave the funny behind the wheelie bin while you're not looking. Bastards!
You mean somenone like Teresa May?
A google image search (smut filter off, obviously) produces 3 images of Teresa May, the top-shelf mag model (the first one being wikipedia). The fourth image is of Teresa May, the Home Sec (a Daily Mail article about her cleveage, of all things).
So what do?
Use the best tool for the job; try Gossip
"She's dead now, you know"*
Also, somewhat relevant: http://xkcd.com/599/
* God, aren't we in a morbid mood today.
** Where's the RIP icon? Is it pining for the fjords, etc?
" Having been through the process, you've pretty much nailed it. I've seen several Cambridge tech companies go down the same plughole, and others circling the drain even now."
Any of them, per chance, located at Compass House?
I swear, the place is cursed, cursed I say!*
* Unless, of course, you are one of the 2 people who make a bundle out of the sale.
And there I was thinking that the whole point of a free market was self-optimization through competition.
I kind of like the whole iPhone/iPad thing but I have no intention of buying them from Apple so shutting down the competition is not going to get them my money. Is not like I actually _need_ these products so "do without" is a perfectly good option for me.
So I'll take it that nobody reads Dickens anymore, as the growlery is mentioned several times in "Bleak House" (as seen on TV not so very long ago.)
At this rate people will soon be confused at Dr. Watson's proclivity to ejaculate at every turn.
Because it is a very unique event?
- Top Gear Tigers and Bingo Boilers: Farewell then, Phones4U
- Breaking Fad 4K-ing excellent TV is on its way ... in its own sweet time, natch
- First Irish boy band U2. Now Apple pushes ANOTHER thing into iPhones, iPods, iPads
- Updated iOS 8 Healthkit gets a bug SO Apple KILLS it. That's real healthcare!
- Stephen Pie iPhone 6: Most exquisite MOBILE? NO, it's the Most Exquisite THING. EVER