Why not just use a decent app (Scrivener comes up often for good reason) then just export to Word to deal with the mindless drones?
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We were guessing the Reg headline for this, and I offered 'MARS passing GAS? Baffled Boffins give various theories the SNIFF test.'
Shall I send you my CV then?
When people say it's funky working at Google's offices, this is what they mean.
Someone at El Reg knows entirely too much about shimapantsu.
Oxford Comma Me, Baby
It's so El Reg that an article about porn would result in a (mild) grammar flamewar in the comments.
They just don't care. They're Verizon.
It's just Verizon. They don't give a f@$# about their customers - treating them like crap is just a business principle, and they think that'll work fine in the cloud space too.
Since they actually have customers, and those customers haven't left over this, apparently they're right.
It's not like they were going to pay attention to them anyhow. 700000 comments count less than $7000 in (many) someone's pocket from Verizon.
So, a couple months of panic and outrage, then back to business as normal.
Yeah, 'errors'. No honor among cyberthieves.
Just catching up with Android
Almost all the features in this are things that Android had in 2012. What a totally uncool reason to upgrade. I'll just sit here eating my gluten free free range anti-allergenic peanuts till Steve's spirit touches my 5th chakra.
Well what did you expect?
If you dance with the Devil then either you're going to be fabulously wealthy (and then he'll Get You later) or you're going to get burnt. You knew that going in. Suck it up. You gambled and you lost.
Jobs got away with a lot of outright illegal activity. He just didn't care if it was illegal, because he was Steve Jobs. And then he died, pretty much untouched by consequences for any of it. As an evil CEO, Schmidt's gotta admire that. Except the death bit.
Pepe Le Pew
Ah, Mah Cherie! http://bit.ly/ZvA2bV
And of course it'll have content DRM built right in. That's the primary reason they want this. HDCP-alike right at the network and transportation layers.
The point of the Internet of things is to collect more salable data on you, push more ads at you everywhere you look, and monitor every aspect of your life for productization and law enforcement purposes.
Google isn't doing this for your benefit.
Of course they knew about this but said nothing so they could exploit it themselves.
So they can track when you enter and leave rooms. More data to sell!
Why would you put your cryptocoin (of any sort) in a third party 'vault' when these things have big red 'hey come hack me for big loots!' flashing signs taped to their doors?
None of them are secure or even /can/ be secure with determined enough hackers.
And even if they're secure enough, eventually the admins succumb to temptation and you get 'hacked' by the people supposedly protecting your coin.
It's just a bad idea.
So, totally incompetent dev is upset at Amazon for decompiling his app, which anyone can do, and discovering he just hardcoded critical security stuff as plaintext strings right in the app.
Oh yes, Amazon is clearly in the wrong here.
Sure, and I'm certainly 'willing' to sleep with Alison Brie and Kerry Washington.
Probably better to just start with Debian or Mint these days (depending on whether you want server or out of box desktop) now that Ubuntu's gone off the rails so badly.
Sadly, is there anyone who is even remotely surprised by this? I just assumed this was already covered. Good to have it confirmed, of course.
Now over 110M
It's up to 110M now in less than 12 hours.
Just figure if you ever gave Target any of your personal info, or if they bought it from someone else for marketing purposes, it was stolen.
Re: What *other* apps are not available on Windows 8?
To be clear, anything (99.999%) that works under Windows 7 works fine under Windows 8 desktop, and Windows 8 is perfectly usable as a slightly upgraded Windows 7 by using Start8 or a similar app.
They're talking about a Metro ('scuse me, Modern UI) app here. You can see why that's not a high priority.
One more example of the incoherent clusterfrak that is Windows 8 positioning.
You'll notice they don't deny taking the $10M.
Dual_EC_DRBG was known to be weak and slow and suspect even before it was adopted as a standard.
RSA made it the default in mid 2006 in spite of the known concerns.
By 2007, both Schneider, Microsoft, and others had shown it was fatally weak and flawed.
RSA kept using it as the default till late 2013.
They were either in the NSA's pocket or stunningly incompetent at security, which is supposedly the one thing in the world they were the best at.
'You know what this website really needs to fix it? A ribbon bar!'
Looks like they got bit by their own byzantine circus of GPO settings which interact in (often) mysterious ways and make life hellish on the Windows servers.
I'm sure they even tested before pushing, but it only takes one obscure setting on the production servers, or something that only interacts with real requests coming from the real load balancers.
Now that's eating your own dogfood.
I don't blame 'em
With IE9's CSS weirdnesses it's still a pain in the ass to support (though nowhere near as bad as IE5/6). IE11 is much cleaner, so they should be able to scrap a crudload of IE9 specific hacks and clean up the creaking code.
You should still be able to use the pure HTML version on IE9 if you're desperate and can't upgrade to another browser because the IT guys are holding your puppy hostage.
I quote like 'this' because Python lets me and I'm lazy.
Anyone who knows enough to care about Windows 8.1 is not the sort of person who would be daunted at all by needing to upgrade to it. Hell, you might even be running RTM already.
I'd certainly agree that Samsung's deprovements to stock Android probably take off about 10 points.
Entrenched and defensive
Guess that's the sort of thing you have to do when you're a rapidly declining company in a rapidly declining market and none of your alternatives have gone well. Batten down the hatches! And buy our own stuff because someone needs to.
We've still got quite a strong Italian American lobby (National Italian American Foundation, for instance) who send vigorous letters of complaint to any media that suggests that there might ever have been a Mafia in Italy and that surely this is a scurrilous lie and the Teamsters and New Jersey waste management companies are completely legitimate businessmen.
China has amazing levels of Internet border control (thanks to Cisco).
If someone's inside the walls and hacking someone outside, it's because China wants them to.
Older devs at our company have no problem picking up new tech - there's no choice since we're not a government agency or big bloated corporation. Who knows what the next project will bring?
Our biggest advantage over the young guys - we've already made soooo many mistakes. And time estimation, triage, and other engineering skills seems to work across any tech.
'Samsung’s TouchWiz code'
Well that would do it. One more excellent reason to root and clear that crap out. Of course I realize that most people won't or can't do that and it's ridiculous that they haven't fixed it yet for their tens of millions of existing devices. They've always been very bad about updates.
Good to know my physical links are now 2000% efficient
Wow! I just transfered a very large file at about 85 MByte/sec over GigE using TCP. You can imagine my elation to know that my Gigabit Ethernet NICs can now transfer 20 Gigabytes per second with only a protocol change.
So seriously, I imagine this is an alternate algorithm for lost packet retransmit over UDP with attempts to minimize TCP's backoff. There are dozens of schemes to do this with TCP already ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TCP_congestion_avoidance_algorithm ), but minus the hype codswallop anything new is interesting.
Good lord, what a cesspit of buzzwordy twaddle. Your Indian outsourcers aren't going to get any more diligent or intelligent just because you follow them on twitter or friend them on teh faceboek. You're going to have to be on the phone screaming at them every day in order to get the basic services you're paying for, as per usual.
Not sure how they do this in the UK, but in the US 'He is not a suspect, just a person of interest' means 'He is our primary suspect and we need him to turn himself in now so we can cuff him, taser him 20 times, and throw him in a cell under 24/7 watch (in that order) till his hearing, and we hope he is stupid or insane enough to believe that.'
So good. Here's the best way to play (I think).
I love how open this game is, all the little stories you find off to the side, often not explained but obvious from the context. In addition to reading all the books, make sure you talk to everyone until they stop talking back, and use the heart on them till it repeats if you want the full story.
But here's what I suggest - play through once trying to sneak but just killing everyone when you mess up. Get the disappearing bodies skills and just blink, backstab, blink, or headshot with bolts. It'll go fairly fast, because if everyone's dead you can explore pretty quickly.
Now play again - kill nobody, don't get detected (ghosting). By this point your skills are good enough that you can slip through the levels with ease. You think killing every hostile on the level is badass? Having nobody even know you were there is so much more satisfying. And yes, they made it so you can play the entire game without killing anyone. The levels will take longer but you will feel so much more relaxed. You are now the ultimate Zen Assassin. Does a falling victim make a sound if it's not dead?
This game is the Thief 4 I've been waiting for.
P.S: I'm fairly sad that when they playtested the masquerade mission you mention none of the console players could figure it out without explicit directions on what to do, which is why the NPCs in that mission rub things in your face ('HEY MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO UPSTAIRS WINK WINK') even if you're a PC player. Oh well.
Though they don't deny that he said it.
Which it would be really easy to do, you know, if he hadn't actually said it.
Yeah, that's what Apple really needs to focus on. Getting people to breed more. We just don't have enough people.
Didn't MS say they were specifically going to rip out the bits of Win8 that let this work after it showed up for early builds?
And of course even if it still works, any time you try to run a 'optimized for Metro' app it'll still pop you into full screen. There's no escape.
At least name the poor thing.
I realize they don't want to name every single pebble they see, but perhaps they could make an exception for the first poor bugger they're going to blast with their nuclear powered lasers.
Instead of N165, perhaps... 'Julian Assange'.
What Chinese person is worth £227,785 to China unless they're party apparatchik? More like £10.
That's because there aren't nearly as many annoying prats on Google+ to poke you with self-absorbed updates.
I assume the entire state of Florida is already in the 'area of outstanding natural stupidity' Hall of Fame.
Still the only state with its own Fark tag since the number of stupid and asinine news stories out of it rival all the other states combined.
Re: Suspicious, me?
It's not a big deal. I am not an iHater or an iLover. I own Apple products, I own MS products, I own Android products. I'm a whore.
Real Mac Users should be asking where the HELL the Mac Pro upgrade is, since the current upgrade is so goddamn pathetic that they didn't even bother mentioning it at WWDC.
Tim, when, pressed, said they would have 'something awesome' for Mac Pro users late next year. Which is a total copout, but as a laptop this thing is so far ahead of anyone else that it isn't even funny.
Please take this in context.
Whoops - well, sorry for the typo, but the hardware on this is so FANTASTIC that I'm considering buying one just to run Windows 7 on. Apple is so far ahead of the hardware curve now that it's just sad to watch. Even though I have no desire to run OSX because I don't like fake leather or mullets.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, stick a USB3 or Thunderbold drive on it, you sniveling ponces.
What are you going to do, run Win7 or Ubuntu?