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* Posts by Godwhacker

33 posts • joined 14 Aug 2011

Royal Navy parks 470 double-decker buses on Queen Elizabeth

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Bootnote

Das Bootnote, surely?

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Brilliant Brit bloke builds breakfast-belching BACON DRONE

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So just to be clear: this hasn't happened, it's a man saying that it has and telling the press about it.

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Billionaire Google founder splits with wife, allegedly beds Google Glass minx

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Stop

"He had more to offer than the kind of guy who spends his life making obvious comments on the Internet"

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Apple dodged all UK corporation tax in 2012

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Re: "revamp tax rules to close the loopholes"

I rather fear that budget cuts to HMRC have severely limited it's ability to investigate these things properly. I'm sure there are government departments that can stand to lose some weight, but underfunding your tax collectors is moronic

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That enough, folks? Starbucks tosses £5m into UK taxman's coffers

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Re: So: basically it's a protection racket

Well, there's accountants being 'good', and then there's accountants creating an corporate structure that makes profit vanish as far as the tax man is concerned but still somehow be around for the shareholders.

Personally I like the idea of a government capable of paying for hospitals, roads, schools, police, and so on. I'm also coming round to the idea of adding the guillotine to that list.

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Apple: iOS7 dayglo Barbie makeover is UNFINISHED - report

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Paris Hilton

Are you judging the genders on the phones they carry

...or judging the phones by the gender of those that carry them? Neither is a particularly pleasant thing to do

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Windows 8.1 Start button SPOTTED in the wild

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Straight to "all apps"?

This is what part of my 'all apps' screen looks like: http://imageshack.us/a/img89/3755/windows8allapps.png

Perhaps it'll all be fine, but I'm not going to put any bets on it

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Microsoft's summer update will be called Windows 8.1

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Re: 8.1?

You can get the start menu back with either StartIsBack or Start8- but I can't see Microsoft ditching the new interface any time soon, simply because that's where their App Store exists.

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Bill Gates: Windows Phone strategy was 'a mistake'

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Re: Gates quote

I expect to be shot down in flames here, but if you want to sell your customers Windows 8 just get them to download <a href='http://startisback.com/'>Start is Back</a>, which brings back the Windows 7 start menu and lets you boot straight to desktop. It costs $3 and it's got none of the additional crap the other start menu replacements have. I've even been able to get the start screen to be useful by rebinding the key to bring it up and removing virtually all the Metro apps from it.

The hatred is completely justified, however- my desktop PC is not an iPad. Everything on Metro seems geared around consumption and entertainment, and I want to use my PC to actually do things.

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Saucy Star Wars strip show - sorry, burlesque - to tour Down Under

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NSFW?

Depends if you've got the authority to decide where your desk is, darling. Also, is this news?

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Microsoft: TypeScript isn't a JavaScript killer

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Another day, another language extending JavaScript

It's even got it's own smug little website that tells you how easy it is.

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The new Mac mini eviscerated with ease

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Oh, lighten up.

It's Saturday. The day for having a sense of humour failure and an inability to use Google is Tuesday.

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Microsoft picks October 26 for Windows 8 launch

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FAIL

Oh God

Nobody wants this.

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Wolfenstein 3D shoots onto web

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Groundbreaking, 20 year old game appears on web

all people can do is talk about how well it works on their fucking browser.

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Tech City hailed as saviour of THE ENTIRE PLANET

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Why...

...is the furniture in that photograph so small?

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Most anticipated videogames of 2012 revealed

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Re: No PC games then?

Whoops, must read articles more closely in future.

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No PC games then?

Because other than those that will be ported, there is also Diablo 3.

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Female Chinese astronauts must have no scars, straight teeth

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The normal person's image of IT people...

...is that they're fat, lazy, porn-hoarding misogynists who don't wash. You're fitting it perfectly. Thus, your groin reeks- probably best to see to that before speculating on anyone else's.

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El Reg user forum opens to public, HTML for all (mostly)

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Re: Delicious irony?

Well, it's consistent- now BBCode is off, none of the examples they've given will work.

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New iPad: The only review roundup you'll ever need

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Childcatcher

If Will.i.am is over the iPad...

...then so am I

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Barack Obama: Bland, predictable and cheesy ... on Spotify

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Meh

Hip-hop flip-flop?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFSVG7jRp_g

No Jay-Z. No Kanye. No Stevie, and no Marvin Gaye, no Isley Brothers and no Temptations. There IS an Earth, Wind and Fire track there, so that's something. Er, except that it's Earth Wind and Fire.

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Parliament ponders £400,000 iPads-for-MPs plan

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WTF?

Printing costs? Really?

So it's just the MPs who use the printers, is it?

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Boffins demo time-warp cloaking device

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Trollface

It's already been built

They just accidentally switched it on when sending out the press release

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2012 Games Preview

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FAIL

You missed out 'Dishonored'

http://www.dishonored.com/

Looks a hell of a lot more interesting than a lot of the things released in 2011...

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Beeb rescues old Who episodes

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They're never coming back.

Those episodes were all destroyed in the Time War

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Mysterious sat-pic China desert markings - EXPLAINED

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Pirate

Opportunity to start a war!

£10 to the first person to do a copy on Hamstead Heath

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Adobe Flex SDK bombshell STUNS developers

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FAIL

Morons

Just when Flash was getting good, too. I can't wait for all of the HTML 5 ads to appear and start conflicting with each other, or for the people building them to find interesting ways of forcing you to look at them. At least with Flash you could get a plug-in to turn it off if you didn't want to see it.

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Where are all the decent handheld scribbling tools?

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Seconded

Definitely the easiest and best solution. Plus, you can upgrade your device and keep the keyboard.

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Online gamers strike major blow in battle against AIDS

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Go

This needs to be on Steam right now.

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Dead Island

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Minor reviewing fail

You do get a weapon right at the start. It's a paddle, right next to the door.

Anyway, it's a rather shambolic game, but also remarkably fun and at times surprisingly scary. There are some horrible UI moments, but that's what PC gaming is about, right? The interface is at least better than the one used in Ultima Underworld.

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London Philharmonic to give videogame music concert

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Megaphone

Oh God not the Mario theme again

Please. Just don't. I'm sick of it and I don't want to hear another version of it. There are thousands upon thousands of other tunes they can do, but if they do the Mario theme this will be a complete washout.

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Attack on open-source web app keeps growing

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Are you sure it's all the fault of the person running the shop?

It's far more likely that most of these websites were built by someone other than the shop owner. Whoever owns the shop would then be completely unaware of what software it's using, so they won't be receiving patch emails.

Given that there's no auto-update for server side stuff, I would guess this is mostly the fault of freelance web developers not caring about past jobs.

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