22 posts • joined 14 Jun 2007
In the second picture, there's some nice eye-candy on the stage, and our writer is checking out the Austin Powers dude instead?
it can't be harnessed
it just causes out of control natural ....ponders natural norks for a not so brief moment..... disasters;
In the words of Jesse...
"This week, I have mostly been showing people my knob."
...the jubs catching verion, or better still the clam-shell to clam version.
This is poor reporting; where's the mention of the location?
I have a free weekend coming up and a little trip with my bicycle in that part of the town could turn out right grand!
Mines the one with the chrome plated bicycle clips in the pocket.
Or more likely to...
...be heard at the backcrupcy hearings
It's from China's version of DARPA!
Listed as a co-author, one "Whang; Eugene Antony " - defo should be the project manager for Apple's new "power" "connector"...
So, that covers...
So that covers almost the entire American population*, then?
Which does go along way to explain a great number of things...
*Excluding British ex-pats.
"too noisy and too loud"
C-cup since 11?
Ah school boy ma..del..emories...11 yrs old, first year in high school wandering around the school between classes with, at that age, your height putting your eyes right at the level where all those 5th year and sixth form chesticles are...life was so much easier.....
Yes, it's very dark, isn't it? It's, er, almost... black
Yes. Black. Black. Black! Like the clouds of death that follow me into the Forest of Doom! And hide in the wardrobe of darkness! Black!
Black! Listen! Listen! Do you hear? The moon is weeping in a secret room! They tap at my window, with tiny poles!
Oh! Oh! The monks are troubled and full of woe! I'm a fly! Trapped in a jar of shadows!
There's a boat load of school boy snigger inducing quotes on the website;
"...bounce your way to bliss. Together with ByDesign Games, the focus is on fun!"
"...designed to stimulate your focus-center while calming your mind."
"... use the in-game timer for a quick Bouncy Bouncy in-between your work tasks or on your coffee break; your time is your own after-all!"
"...consider new ways to succeed!"
US Gaming Store?
That picture is from inside a Target store.
Ooooo, how to be...
Nice...now you can be that twat that parks in the space between cars that's there so the two cars can actually get out of their parking spaces...that Dusty Bin wannabe dashboard appendage is gonna get lots of use destressing those drivers when you do!
Setting a trend...
I would hope that more artists follow this trend, especially if they are consumer friendly and realise that the RIAA (and similar orgs in other countries) are trying to screw over their customers. If the artist reviewed their aggreements to see if internet distribution is actually covered in the original agreement, if not, kick up a fuss like this (although in this case rights don't seen to have been granted for *any* distribution). I'm sure there must be other cases where distribution has been extended to the internet but the original rights agreement doesn't cover that.
Now that's just what...
If there was video footage, then this is what YouTube was made for.
Shame there isn't footage, tho.
Non-standard walruses have feelings too - enough of the discrimination, please.
And not one mention...
Not one mention of the infamous Tomorrows World segment - where they were trying to bestow the virtues of it not scratching like vinyl discs - when the disc was taken out the player, baked beans were eaten off of it, the disc was cleaned and popped back in the player - not a skip, jitter, or wobble from the player.
It's just like girls in pushup bras that is; false advertising, simple as that.
Thankfully no typos
For some reason when I see 'jacksie' my brian reads it as 'japseye' - until the tears of sympathy pain blur the screen at the thought of a phone charger shoved in there. Ouch.
Re: IT news
I think the statement should be "And to think that the Lester posted only IT news, ahhh, those were the days" - these days when I see the headline in the rss feed and it hints at body parts, sex, bodily functions, techo-self pleasure, or more often than not, any combination of them I instantly know it's gonna have Lester as the author.
Then I go read it for a chuckle; keep up the grand work Lester!
Sod the story...
I do believe that this is the very posting that puts the question of Ashlee's gender to rest.
I shall now miss pondering whether these postings were written by a menstrating angry female or a bloke with a grudge.
- Updated Zucker punched: Google gobbles Facebook-wooed Titan Aerospace
- Elon Musk's LEAKY THRUSTER gas stalls Space Station supply run
- Windows 8.1, which you probably haven't upgraded to yet, ALREADY OBSOLETE
- FOUR DAYS: That's how long it took to crack Galaxy S5 fingerscanner
- Did a date calculation bug just cost hard-up Co-op Bank £110m?