So, that covers...

So that covers almost the entire American population*, then?

Which does go along way to explain a great number of things...

*Excluding British ex-pats.

Dear Lord...

There's a boat load of school boy snigger inducing quotes on the website;

"...bounce your way to bliss. Together with ByDesign Games, the focus is on fun!"

"...designed to stimulate your focus-center while calming your mind."

"... use the in-game timer for a quick Bouncy Bouncy in-between your work tasks or on your coffee break; your time is your own after-all!"

"...consider new ways to succeed!"

US Gaming Store?

Hardly.

That picture is from inside a Target store.

Ooooo, how to be...

Nice...now you can be that twat that parks in the space between cars that's there so the two cars can actually get out of their parking spaces...that Dusty Bin wannabe dashboard appendage is gonna get lots of use destressing those drivers when you do!

Setting a trend...

I would hope that more artists follow this trend, especially if they are consumer friendly and realise that the RIAA (and similar orgs in other countries) are trying to screw over their customers. If the artist reviewed their aggreements to see if internet distribution is actually covered in the original agreement, if not, kick up a fuss like this (although in this case rights don't seen to have been granted for *any* distribution). I'm sure there must be other cases where distribution has been extended to the internet but the original rights agreement doesn't cover that.

Now that's just what...

If there was video footage, then this is what YouTube was made for.

Shame there isn't footage, tho.

Hey!

Non-standard walruses have feelings too - enough of the discrimination, please.

And not one mention...

Not one mention of the infamous Tomorrows World segment - where they were trying to bestow the virtues of it not scratching like vinyl discs - when the disc was taken out the player, baked beans were eaten off of it, the disc was cleaned and popped back in the player - not a skip, jitter, or wobble from the player.

It's just like girls in pushup bras that is; false advertising, simple as that.

Thankfully no typos

For some reason when I see 'jacksie' my brian reads it as 'japseye' - until the tears of sympathy pain blur the screen at the thought of a phone charger shoved in there. Ouch.

Re: IT news

I think the statement should be "And to think that the Lester posted only IT news, ahhh, those were the days" - these days when I see the headline in the rss feed and it hints at body parts, sex, bodily functions, techo-self pleasure, or more often than not, any combination of them I instantly know it's gonna have Lester as the author.

Then I go read it for a chuckle; keep up the grand work Lester!

Sod the story...

I do believe that this is the very posting that puts the question of Ashlee's gender to rest.

I shall now miss pondering whether these postings were written by a menstrating angry female or a bloke with a grudge.

Ah well.