* Posts by wolfetone

4158 publicly visible posts • joined 6 Aug 2011

MOS-SAD: Israeli govt weighs in on Facebook privacy, promises action

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Re: Democracy?

"You mean the ones that have voted in Arab MP's in the Israeli parliament? The ones that sit on the judges bench in the Israeli justice system? The ones that hold a General's rank in the Israeli army? Those Arab citizens?"

He's referring to the doctors, the journalists and the civilians who are shot dead like fish in a barrel just because they're throwing some rocks or trying to help those shot for throwing rocks.

And I don't need to draw your attention to the illegal settlements that make up Israel, do I? They're not very democratic.

Dixons Carphone profits drop 24% amid hack 'n' high street struggles

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In about 2013 I went to Currys to buy a TV. Saw one, and me being me I decided to haggle to get a deal on it.

The guy I was dealing with said no, no deal. Don't even bother, no money is coming off this TV. I told him that wasn't very sporting of him, and he said "Well Curry's don't have to worry about the high street competition. Where else are you going to buy a TV? Comet?"

"I can get that TV from the internet for £50 less" I told him

"Yeah but you have to get it delivered, this you can buy now and watch tonight."

I left him to it. Safe in the knowledge he was talking bollocks and he'd have his short sharp shock soon enough. 5 years later is better late than never.

Atari accuses El Reg of professional trolling and making stuff up. Welp, here's the interview tape for you to decide...

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Pint

Distribute this pint to those involved, bravo!

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Re: Eviscerated!

It went to VAR in the end, and the TV decided to award just the one goal.

UK footie fans furious as Sky Broadband goes TITSUP: Total inability to stream unfair penalties

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Re: fathers day unbearable with no internet

In fairness his kids might be dicks.

National ID cards might not mean much when up against incompetence of the UK Home Office

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"The scandal claimed Amber Rudd's job as Home Secretary. Her replacement, Sajid Javid, is working to sort out the mess."

Which was absolutely stupid, as it was Theresa May who gave the go ahead for the destruction of those papers.

"Two of Javid's predecessors, Charles Clarke and Alan Johnson, have popped up with their answer: identity cards."

Of course they would. They wanted nothing more than ID cards when they were in power. And, to be quite honest, it still wouldn't have prevented this Windrush tragedy.

Yubico snatched my login token vulnerability to claim a $5k Google bug bounty, says bloke

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Re: Donate

"The real question, Adam52, is why does such a group need to exist at all in this modern age of ours. Solve that problem, and then your statement gains some moral justification. But in todays world..."

You cannot agree with or justify segregation.

They removed segregation from schools because it didn't benefit anyone. Yet, in this day and age, apparently segregation is good in order to encourage kids to take something up. How? Computing is inclusive and always has been inclusive. Maybe 40 years ago when women were pushed in to occupations of either being a teacher or a nurse this would've had a place. But not now, and the continual acceptable of segregation does not ultimately lead to inclusion.

It never has. And it never will.

Developer’s code worked, but not in the right century

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"If Denis Norden didn't need to censor 'cockups', I don't think The Reg has to."

They've started to censor "Head" from Lou Reed's 'Take A Walk On The Wild Side' on the radio.

User spent 20 minutes trying to move mouse cursor, without success

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Headmaster

"and two millennials now had a history lesson in mouse balls."

Excuse me, but the millennials you speak of were using and interacting with computers with mouse balls long before they were replaced with optical mice.

Maybe, just maybe, those two went to a school that didn't have computers. Which is more common than you think. The wife, who's around my age, went to a different school and she told me they only had the one computer in her secondary school and it was a "BBC something".

Ex-Rolls-Royce engineer nicked on suspicion of giving F-35 info to China

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"Dear China, this plane the yanks built is bollocks. Don't build your plane like this. Sincerely, Bryn Jones"

Scrapping Brit cap on nurses, doctors means more room for IT folk

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So in order to regain control of our borders, we've voted to leave the EU. And because of that, EU nationals who were working here have decided to go back to the EU and not come back. To fill the gaps made by this exodus, we're now going to open our borders to those outside of the EU (where, lets be honest, most of the xenophobes who voted Leave have the problem with in the first place) and invite more foreign people to come to this country?

I was wrong about the Vote Leave brigade, they do have a sense of humour.

Citation needed: Europe claims Kaspersky wares 'confirmed as malicious'

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I Broke My Leg Today

The Russians did it. They hacked my iPhone and caused my leg to break in my sleep.

No fandango for you: EU boots UK off Galileo satellite project

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It might of squeezed on to the side of a bendy bus though?

Cardiff chap chucks challenge at chops*-checking cops

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Re: Good Luck

"I don't know what the government is using these days to lubricate their arguments about security but not much seems to stick to them these days"

Terrorism.

Extremism.

Russia.

To name but a few.

Dixons Carphone 'fesses to mega-breach: Probes 'attempt to compromise' 5.9m payment cards

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Re: Me feeling happy ...

"that when I last bought something at Dixons that I refused to give my email address when the checkout operator insisted that I had to ... I think that he either entered his own address or invented something bogus."

I've had this several times, the most recent was at a Jurys Inn where they said I had to give an email. I asked them why, and she said they needed it incase they had to contact me while I stayed in the hotel. So I told her I'm in my room all night to sleep, so if you need me knock on the door. You know what room I'm in.

Halfrauds are also trying to do this email collection thing, so I can get an emailed copy of my receipt. No mate, paper is good enough.

Devuan ships second stable cut of its systemd-free Linux

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Re: Storm in a teacup

"I swear to god that at this point I think all the "anti-systemd" crusade is like the flat earth society an internet trolling of epic proportions."

There is a direct correlation between the adoption in SystemD and those who believe the Earth is flat.

Fact.

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Re: Storm in a teacup

Well no, it's not entirely pointless.

SystemD is a cancer, and the Linux community has a right to making its own choices about what they want on their systems. Forcing something down our necks that's pure poison should never be acceptable. And, thankfully, because of the guys at Devuan we have that choice to refuse the poison Kool-Aid and use something that won't shaft us at any opportunity.

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Very proud of the guys behind this project, and I'm glad it's continuing to grow in releases and in popularity.

#ShoveYourSystemDUpYerArse

#YesIAmAwareHashtagsDontWorkInTheComments

#NoImNotSorry

First A380 flown in anger to be broken up for parts

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If something is well maintained then it can be reused. It happens at the moment in aviation anyway.

Things like engines, flight computers etc can be used second hand. Things like jack screws which control flight surfaces wouldn't be replaced with second hand parts. If one of those fail in flight it can be far more catastrophic than a second hand engine catching fire.

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Re: This underlines one more thing

I think it's more the case that smaller craft are now able to go as far as the larger jets, so they're cheaper for the airline. Regular Joe Bloggs, I would suggest, wouldn't mind flying on the big jets if the prices were comparable to the smaller craft.

UK digital secretary throws cold water over bid for laws on kids' use of social media

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Over the weekend I was speaking to someone who was talking about their 8 year old niece and how she's on Instagram. Not her parents taking photos of her and posting them on an account, this 8 year old has full access to her own account. She showed me photos of her pouting etc etc, obviously trying to emulate not only what she sees on Instagram, but what she sees on TV and other media.

The sexualisation of children in the UK especially has run unabated for decades now, yet it's only the problem of social networks? Do me a lemon. Everyone from the BBC through to Primark are responsible for this culture.

Tech rookie put decimal point in wrong place, cost insurer zillions

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After leaving, "Paul" ended up writing the film Office Space.

Yahoo! Kills! The! Messenger!

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Yahoo! Will! Eat! Itself!

Russia appears to be 'live testing' cyber attacks – Former UK spy boss Robert Hannigan

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Re: It was only yesterday

I need to do the lottery tonight it seems.

PETA calls for fish friendly Swedish street signage

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Trollface

I'm a member of PETA.

People

Eating

Tasty

Animals

Don’t talk to the ATM, young man, it’s just a machine and there’s nobody inside

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Did Robin end up working at TSB recently?

Drupal drisputes dreport of widespread wide-open websites – whoa

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Drupal security issues are the only thing in the world that make WordPress security issues look good.

1,300 customers of Brit bank TSB defrauded due to botched IT migration

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With this and the Visa shambles last week, is a cashless society really the best idea?

FTSE has a nap after a full English IT glitch

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I fully expect the Daily Fail and The S*n to run with a story that fingers the Russians for this IT outage.

Five actually useful real-world things that came out at Apple's WWDC

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Holmes

"Unlike Google or Facebook, Apple has not built its business around acquiring personal behavioural data. It merely sells overpriced hardware, and does not have an advertising business to feed."

So why do they hold on to your voice requests via Siri on their servers for 2 years?

You know what your problem is, Apple? Complacency

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Re: The problem: Tim Cook is not a visionary like Steve Jobs

Tim Cook is an accountant.

And like every other company, the companies that are ran by the accountants die.

Calm your conspiracy theories, latest glimpse reveals Planet Nine may just be a pipe dream

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Joke

When my wife caught me in bed with her sister, I too told her that while it may look like that her sister is in bed with me, it's just gravitation trickery combobulating the light and deceiving her eyes.

Like me with this article, she too didn't buy the explanation.

UK Foreign Sec BoJo asks tech firms to save endangered species

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Problem is those very people pay to go to these reserves, the same ones as you see other people go around on safari on, and they are allowed to shoot the big game on these reserves. However, there are rules. They can only shoot the elderly or the sick animals so that the rest of the other animals can thrive.

I don't like that any more than you do, but I don't think for a second those animals could be kept on those reserves without that money. Because they pay a lot more than 4 tourists in the back of a Hilux do.

Your F-35s need spare bits? Computer says we'll have you sorted in... a couple of years

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"if socialism starts to take a proper hold (Spain, Italy etc..) then the only outcome will be war."

Er, right...

"Trade wars, protectionism, nationalism and crazy wannabe dictators with a small hand are all good markers as well."

I've heard him called many things, but I have never heard of Trump being called a socialist.

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No WW3 for a while yet then. Thank God!

Un-bee-lievable: Two million Swedish bugs stolen in huge sting

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Re: You asked for miracles

Beehave yourself!

Chinese president Xi seeks innovation independence

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Idiot

Bigfoot doesn't exist!

Capture your late-night handbrake turns with this 'autonomous' car-chasing camera drone

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Re: A petrolhead selfie stick

Top Tip: Keep yourselves safe on the road by considering every other road user an idiot. This means you won't be as surprised when they do something stupid, and you give them a wide berth if they're doing something Darwin award winning.

MH370 search ends – probably – without finding missing 777

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Re: Don't go looking where they don't want you to look

"Only she hadn't hidden the biscuits at all. A secret alliance between the Americans and Chinese had designated me a threat to their plans for world domination. Highly-trained operatives must have planted the biscuits and brainwashed my daughter into thinking they were hers, but the biscuits were impregnated with nano-machines which will cause my head to explode if I don't eat enough broccoli.

I was on about the pilot?

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You can't find something that someone didn't want found.

Beardy Branson: Wacky hyperloop tube maglev cheaper than railways

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Richard Branson is 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag.

BCC is hard, OK? Quite a lot of orgs blurted your email addresses in GDPR mailouts

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GDPR Happened?

Are you sure?

Because I'm still getting emails from companies selling me stuff, when those same companies asked me to keep in touch with them, which I refused to do.

Haven't had an email from my Nigerian Prince friend though. Poor guy, must be awful having to deal with this GDPR thing while not being able to access the money in his friend's account without my help.

Smut site offers VPN so you don't bare all online

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How else are they going to tell you about hot single ladies in your area?

As Tesla hits speed bump after speed bump, Elon Musk loses his mind in anti-media rant

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I was listening to the Gareth Jones on Speed podcast yesterday, and someone on there said how their friend works for a company who buys cars, tears them down to see how it works then sells on the designs to other manufacturers.

His friend reckons the mechanics of the car is a shit show, but the batteries are fantastic. He reckoned they have the best load balancing of any battery tech of any manufacturer on that car.

Church of England will commune with God for you via Amazon's Echo

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Re: 42

"NO ONE IS TO THROW ANY STONES

until I blow this whistle."

Are there any women here?

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Re: 42

"whose main tenant is ignoring the fact that HHGTTG is awful."

BLASPHEMY!!!!! STONE THE HERETIC!!!!

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Re: So we're back to worship...

Did you just assume the gender of an entity?

Braking news: Tesla preps firmware fling to 'fix' Model 3's inability to stop in time

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"The biggest problem (IMHO) is driver awareness and reaction time. "

I didn't really think of it like that until the day before yesterday. Driving home I turned right at a big round about that a 50mph dual carriageway goes through, with an exit to a smaller country lane. Turning right, one car stopped as one idiot in a Ford Fiesta ST sped past. No bother, it didn't affect me. His friend though, following/racing him in a Corsa didn't stop, nearly smashed in to me.

I slammed the anchors on, he tried to. If I had relied on him to stop he'd have gone straight in to the side of the car. Thankfully, I know the roundabout and I anticipate dickheads like him speeding over. Throwing the car into 2nd gear while braking helps so much in reducing stopping distances.

The wife was next to me, and she panicked (as she'd have took the full force of the impact if it happened - also I was driving my small Peugeot 107 so not a massive car). I joked with her saying it was a good job I changed the brake pads last week with Mintex pads, along with the brake fluid.

Yesterday on the way home the wife said she had spoken to her friends about our near crash yesterday, and she believes if she was driving the car at the time she'd have smashed in to the prick and would've been badly hurt because of the speed he was going and the direction of our car. She wouldn't have used the engine to brake as she'd be worried she'd stall it. And she'd be right to think that, as it'd be easy done. But, like you say, it's the reactions. I didn't stall the car when I did an emergency stop, as I new I had high revs and could tell when the car was slowed down enough for me to engage the clutch.

I've done nothing though to convince her she should drive me home after work during the week now though.

'Clive, help us,' say empty-handed ZX Spectrum reboot buyers

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"It's time for them to refund whatever is left."

There's about £300 left. If that.

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It looks like Sir Clive has already had £10,000 out of the Indiegogo pot for "consultancy fees". http://88.80.20.3/bank/rcl_bank_20160513-20160610_p1.jpg.

What's more surprising is that, in a month, Mr.Levy needed a total of £35,000 from RCL for consultancy fees in the first month alone. http://88.80.20.3/bank/rcl_bank_20160513-20160610_p3.jpg.

Basically, the biggest amount of funds that have left RCL have gone to Sinclair, Levy, Jako, and two solicitors. It does not look good.