256 posts • joined 3 Aug 2011
the geek in me is dead
I have a S4 and it is a great phone, it really is...
I use it for work email
texting ( but only because the kid has a phone and is preferred method of contact)
looking stuff up
that said, I could live happily without any of those things I can read a map, I grew up in the 80's where we used real phones or shock horror! were out of contact for a while when we did something outside the home!
I can read a map/road signs, which are water proof and does not go flat
I might miss the ability to easily tap the boobytubes for information on the fly, which means I would have to commit most facts to memory instead of indexing where they are and pulling the full details up later, but that is a small price.
there is nothing that has been released since I first got a blackberry that has impressed me enough to be excited about a new model from anyone.
in short if my job did not require me to have a phone, and supplies one, I would not have one.
** I still write with a fountain pen and paper ( or pencil when required)**
sure let them have at...
but make sure they sign the nice bit of legalese that says IT is not responsible for supporting their own devices, nor responsible for keeping PI and PII off their devices and or any data/security breach that occurs from every tom dick and harriette from using their own equipment, in short our responsibility ends at the server room door and walls what happens to the data after it leaves the last switch or wireless access point is not our concern we coddled and loved that data, kept it clean and secure, it is then time for it to fly out into the big bad world and sink or swim on the multitude of platforms and policies that the new owners will see fit to impart on it!
fly my babies fly! you are free!
One thing i prefer about models
The subsequent "learning" bit which generally involves miscalculating a certain aspect of physics, and therefore succumbing to gravity is (usually) a lot less fatal for the pilot.
yes there are exceptions and they do recommend you actually have insurance for any model ( dropping on innocent bystanders/ramblers or killing the odd family pet is often to be frowned upon.
but in general safer, and easier to store then the real thing, also with the advantage that below a certain size which is subject to regulation, pretty much anything goes!
I love my micro RC choppers as has been said, I can fly them indoors, I have a small electric park flyer epo jet too, nothing like those beauties by a long shot, bit still bloody good fun. I think that's the best thing about model flying is you can start really small and learn and progress, instead of going out and buying a 20k machine and wrecking it straight off, it really is accessible to all people with some space and a few pounds/dollars to spare
A little confused..
we all know and have known for a long time our respective governments have been spying on us, even before we had an unhealthy fascination with shiny things that go beep and ping.
It is also ok for us in IT to snoop and watch our fellow workers "to ensure they are not doing anything bad" but it is not ok for our governments who are charged with our overall protection to do the same? Want privacy drop off the grid, it can be done, but then you have to ask, why are you being so secretive?
everyone in my team
'cept yours truly of course, has degrees of some standard in IT.
me being the black sheep has diddly and squat. That said, none of them really use the degree part since we have lots of push for the vocational training mcse ccna cissp etc so in that regard it is meaningless.
I have heard so many people say of late ( because we have offspring in that college attending age brackets) that you do not have to know what you go to college for, you find that out while you are there, and that most people do not end up working in the area they went to college for, just get the degree.
In my mind that diminishes the point of the degree, and also seems like a really expensive gamble ( especially these days) but while employers are dumb enough to think that someone with any degree is better then someone without any, but experience, it is unfortunately the way to go. Personally having thousands in debt and a liberal arts degree is a waste, those types of degrees should be the type you do in retirement or on the side for personal betterment, they type you pay for up front per credit hour, NOT get in 40+k of debt to achieve.
On another note, why is it that they think the only IT jobs these days are to do with programming? the artcle says that they want more programming in secondary education, OK I understand there will be a need for programmers, but what about all the other aspects of IT not everyone who works in IT is a programmer and not every programmer is a full on sysadmin type, to me it seems this is less about IT and more about training a new gen of code monkeys
star trek TNG
They win, since picard is now relegated to posting twitter updates thanks to austerity and budget cuts
not a tongue twister
I said it in my native british no problem, then converted to American and it was still piss easy
maybe I was still thinking british like.
my wife and MIL used to spoonerise certain things so much it sounded wrong when they said the right
the words bird poop ( bood pirp)
and head of lettuce (lead of hettuce) were the normal offenders
i could never say the sheik one, and when i was younger had a big problem with the lorry one because i never pronounced my R's correctly (wed lowwy yellow lowwy ) which sounds impossibly cute for a 3 year old and f*cking retarded as an adult so I corrected it, and the small stammer i used to have which is why i tend not to have a large issue with many tongue twisters i think, (except the afore mentioned sheik dude) the stammer really only comes back into play when i am overly exhausted which generally leads me to freeze up rather then struggle with the words ( probably all in my head a good neurosis whiles away the hours when i am alone !)
at least they are being honest about it now
could be worse they could have a unicorn and stuff and pretend they are our friends
While still a young nipper
compared to the author ( being born at the end of the 70's) I do not remember rolling blackouts, however we have been in a few situations where the power was out for a number of hours ( one time was when an exceptionally smart individual wanted to chop down the local power pole, with an electric chainsaw) Back in the day, for us poor kids, there was no such thing as computers and such, so we whiled away the hours, reading, playing some sort of game, that never seemed to have all of the pieces, or something else as inane sometimes just seeing what will burn in the candle flame, it was not really a big deal, aside from the lack of being able to put on the kettle, and the stove being electric ( though I can imagine after a few more hours the lack of something to dunk digestives in would have started a small war)
So fast forward to the new millennia, I have family of my own, we live in an apartment somewhere in Chicago, and the power goes click ( it always seems to go 'click' and there is always a REAL silence, the same sort of deathly silence you get when the power drops in a server room, the sound of silence, or more accurately it seems like the extraction of sound) anyway after the initial "oh crap" the adults bump around the place trying to remember where we put torches and candles and the kids think it is all exciting.
Candles are lit, some dusty tome is recovered and life continues, for us at least.
However, now, the sudden realization that NOTHING is working has infiltrated the younglings brains, as they attempt with futility to get the TV and VCR to work, the computer does not turn on, not even the bedroom light will obey their constant switching! ( they obviously thought we were just strange reading by candle light, you know that thing OLD people do).
So now a new game starts... find the batteries!, the frantic digging in drawers and under beds, the cursing because the torch has D sized and the tape/cd player needs C or AA.
Then the submission, submission to the fact there is no hope of being entertained by anything other than 'legacy' devices, unfortunately the inability to find any games to play, or even a book to read, or pencils to colour with ( thanks to the previous mad search for portable power devices) so they give up and go to bed early.
win-win for the old people
my latest ploy is to ensure the remaining homebound childs laptop only has a battery capable of sustaining power for approximately 5 minutes,.
They don't make them like that anymore
could one of the issues be the fact that the old stuff was so robustly built and designed to last a lifetime (with the associated cost) and the fact for the most part these industries never really have ground breaking new discoveries be the actual downfall?
we are always buying new stuff and trying to adapt our infrastructure to maintain parity or comply with new standards, it can be very frustrating to always be trying to change, but at least we do not have the legacy issue as of yet, although I am willing to bet in a few years as company size increases further and there is a larger requirement for profit, we will hit the same trap.
does not drive much any more, she always has some excuse, so it is down to me to chauffeur her about the place... fine I guess.
she insists on being exactly like hyacinth bucket from keeping up appearances
they are stopping
mind that car/sheep/cow/house/object that is far far away
don't drive so fast
don't drive so slow
I hate your driving..
that and the invisible brake pedal, or the clutching handles etc when she gets startled by something I saw ages ago.
when (eventually) she drives no matter how bad, I am sitting there silent, sometimes due to abject fear sometimes because I have already run through the possible combinations of conversations that would be said and the resulting lowering in quality of life on my part for saying them.
SWMBO's mothering unit also was so proud at her driving skills despite managing to knock of wing mirrors in the garage ( drivers side mirrors) then blaming someone in the local store parking lot ( there was a neat mirror height dent in the garage frame!)
got really offended when I mentioned that just because you have been driving for 30 or 40 years does NOT mean you have been driving well or even correctly for any of that time.
the only multitasking I do these days is finishing a beer, while getting a new one from the fridge... and it is about all I need to think about really.
though I must say, if men are so crap at multitasking, how do they drive exactly? especially if the consensus is that they are better drivers, last time I looked even in a regular automatic, you have to do multiple things at once, if women were so superior then they certainly would be much better at driving then men
Its only money
The tax payer will...oh, yeah, haha! I see what you did there...
so I should send a note to the bank saying, "due to an unintentional IT related incident, I will not be able to pay my mortgage/loan this month, but am working to resolve the issue"
I am sure they will be absolutely peachy with that.
when you put more focus on profits than infrastructure of any kind, bad things eventually happen.
I wonder if anyone made a living crap ton of money from this "mistake", there usually is someone somewhere who does
got rid of mine too
no call for PAL systems in the US
I had 2 zx81 machines (but only one dodgy 16k rampack... dry joint on a resistor I still remember the fun had getting the right angle or pressure to get it to load whatever tape it was
had a binatone pong system too, had a cool setting between the "football" and "tennis" that gave "football" with one side having three bats, bloody useless though... light gun was fun
had a master system too that go so much abuse, it really was where I learnt to solder components back on
the folks had a amstrad pc 1640 DD ( and later a HD with a whole 20mb drive AND colour monitor)
it took the monitor 20 minutes to actually turn on, never did find out why
most of the stuff I had I used to dismantle and never get it back together
nothing has changed, only now I get paid for trying to "fix" it... usually ends up with someone pulling out a money card of some sort... there fixed!
insurers do this
At least for cars - modern cars especially in big claims
they check the little black ( yellow?) box for the last few seconds of activity I am pretty sure if you have onstar the microphones all click on too ( though the last words recorded were probably yelled DIE INSURANCE AGENT DIEEE!!!)
Progressive (!?) insurance has snapshot,
which screws up your vehicle diagnostics monitors your driving style, speed, times driven, braking etc and calculates your insurance from that ( it was also bull-hooky because it said I hit the brake 5 times in 2 seconds while travelling 70 miles and hour and NOT dropping any speed - oh there went my "discount" )
I thought about the automation of the fishtank, but it seemed like too much hard work for something that took maybe 5 minutes of my life, (well ok 30 if I was doing a partial water change) the rest of it basically I ignored the only time I had issues was when some unknown was introduced... usually from the fish store, it was fun watching the babies get eaten by the adults though - ahh the circle of life!)
about the only thing I used to use any sort of automation for was the webcam pointed at the fridge to catch the kid when she raided it then denied it ( though the constant weight gain was a sort of give away) even that was basic motion capture, email when triggered
I am really looking forward to the EMP/solar flare apocalypse
I used to work for a large flagship uk airline, in the "logistics" dept.
Back then I thought it was the shittiest thing to ever be subject to, it was mind numbing monotony, and got even worse after they outsourced management.
We too trudged around a large warehouse ( or three) sometimes we got to drive machines, other times we walked, we had a little cart we put stuff in, it was not the picture of modern stock picking that amazon was.. another place we also had an automated machine ( which had a big habit of breaking)
when we had no real stuff to pick we had to re stock all the stuff that was returned ( quite often a lot of the stuff we had sent out before and was not used)
I thought I was better than that.
now, I work in an office, cube-hell, in a job I would rather bite my hand of daily then go to, but it was "in the career I wanted to be in" - or at least thought it at the time.
rose tinted hindsight tells me other wise though, the pay was fantastic the benefits were fabulous and I never once, ever, had to deal with work at home, knocking off time was exactly that you left the job, at work.
now I am not saying amazon is any better, it is not, this is a company that drives profit they do not pay as well as I had it, and they do not seem to care as much about their people, there is nothing new in this, it may seem a bit of a shock, but honestly seems the norm to me for most retailers now I am living in the US, it is not slavery because you are paid and it is 'voluntary'.
the supermarket I first worked in was a bit sad, but to be honest with that, it was not hard, it would have sufficed, I never would have been rich, but then again, I am not rich now, and I am expected to be always on the job.
Sometimes the grass is greener, but that's because of all the shit involved to make it grow
not complicated = win!
games these days... Use left bumper to walk right bumper to grab while jumping or draw a weapon, use X to use something, use X to sprint, use A to bring up a menu of some kind, use B to jump, use left shoulder button to do something else and right shoulder to do the opposite. click the left movement stick to aim, as well as using one stick to move around the place and the other to "look around"
then you need to do all these in a combination when playing at some points.
It is not a game, it is WORK!
I am a PC gamer and I expect on a PC there are a number of functions, that's why I play them! but when I played on a console I found it was not as entertaining, I had to think too much about the controls to enjoy playing, ( and usually spent time running around looking at the ceiling or floor and performing death spins strafing the crap out of the room when attacked).
just because a controller had 60 functions does not mean you should use them.
needless to say I spent most time playing indie games that did not involve too much thought
>>>>>>>>>> ok I am old and cranky, it smells mostly of mothballs and arthritis scream
Scrap the whole CS thing
just major in business instead, at least then you will be able to get a job anywhere and employ the other people who learnt to programme.
Obviously nothing to do with
The great big industrial estate next door...
needing to download them all the damn time
pausing downloads while playing
even worse (steam I am looking at you!)
another bloody great box in the entertainment center which I really would prefer not to have anyway because it takes up so much space
I wonder if I could glue it to the back of the TV or something
incompatibility with previous stuff
well not gonna buy it, at least maybe give a swapsie credit or something,
found my old master system the other day had a blast and actually felt relaxed after playing a game!
I am old.....get off my lawn!
apparently a bit of a douche
but then again so is Norris and Putin too
If you are apparently "as hard as nails" ( funny because when I am hammering them, the bloody things always seem to bend quite easily) you also have to be a bit of a stroppy a$$hat too.
and previews of next week?
how about no!
I know we all want to be able to time travel but I really do not need spoilers thanks, I am either going to watch the show or not showing me stuff that will happen next time is not going to make me come back if I already like it, and is not going to change my mind if I do not like it.
less like cliffhangers and more like clothes hangers
No one can hear you YORP!
I fix problems
by creating new ones!
if we are one of the prototypes...
Or early vestiges of life in our galaxy at least, I like to think that instead of being primitive, we are "the first ones" and in enough time we will be able to shape younger races, and walk the stars like angels...
and maybe get in a big intergalactic war with the other ones..
then get kicked out
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the one with the encounter suit plans in the pocket
at least the battery did not explode or catch fire...
a sneaky way to almost get a private beach or at least a very exclusive one.
I agree with water taxi or something preferably shipping thousands of people in.
I am thinking it is not a massively used beach though...
beach party lots of people lots of noise.... oh dear the police cannot get to it to shut it down..
ship some hobos in there also for good measure
So the people who read the secrets, generally those in power, usually keep them until the day they die, many of them knowing why certain events happened and what the possible outcomes would have been because of them.
We had many people back in the "golden days" who took what they learnt to the grave also
It only seems recently that world+dog wants to be a whistle blower whether they think it is for the good of the world+dog or not.
So what has changed between those who did ( and still do) keep those secrets with no desire to spill the beans and those who just want to shout it out to the world?
are the new batch holding a higher sense of morals? Or do they just not value the word/promise given (probably numerous forms signed, and possibly an oath said too) that they are going to keep what they find out as hush hush for ever ( or until someone more important deems it ok to talk about it)
yes I would love to know all the secrets that conspiracy theories are about, if I got to see them but had to keep my word until I die would I? I like to believe I would, many on the other hand seem to think that we all should know and damn the consequences ( maybe it is a result of there being less consequences for younger generations then we had, not sure on that but it does seem like it)
we had a bunch of nerf weapons, from 6 shooters to air powered multi launchers...
we also had a couple of sniper rifles and 2 chain guns, I modded my chain gun with increased rates of fire...
it was all hilarious and good fun, even managed to chase the owner of the company around, all the cool people knew it was us and enjoyed the fun, no one got hurt.
then the real boss found out... (the ceo)
all toys were prohibited
and we were meant to be one of those cool tech companies too
now we have grey drab cube hell and the cubes are expanding and taking over the place, like the grey goo death of the world...
said sod it and bought 100% all ssd SANs
I wonder if this would help go faster still?
salt water no less, the somewhat more conductive stuff
but hey it is still awesome.. yolo
why not try
a vibrating pillow alarm clock they are designed primarily for deaf people, since an alarm clock is fairly useless..
I read this article
with my mobile phone in my pocket and my laptop on my lap, while eating a bacon sarnie..
at least the gear stick
is in the right place.. my first car was a Renault 4
then I moved to America, and half the cars put the bloody shifter on the steering column the other half in the normal place... so get used to driving the former and get in the other kind you end up washing you windows trying to get the car to move, then upon moving back to the orgional grabbing a cup of hot coffee** doing the same thing..
and then there is the foot/handbrake thing sheesh!
In the land of the free...
or more accurately overly free waistlines...
I have never had issue with them, most of our local stores have them and are really useful for quick buys, however if a cartfull of groceries it is better to see a real person, or, if you have contraband..erm...alcohol, which is pretty much every store trip for me (why they cannot simply scan my drives license... oh wait yeah I could have used someone else's silly me!)
Even the large bulk stores like Costco have them, and can be really quick, though it is fun when your purchase falls backward on the conveyor and breaks the magic eye thing again then the machine gets confused and the red light of shame flashes above your station.... there is usually a happy chappy (or chappette) to fix it fast though..
Home depot (B&Q) have the same things and never give me grief I think they disable the weight thing for a good reason, though there is often a "loss prevention officer" present to check your receipt if they think you are doing a number on them, I tend to glare at them while clutching the 3ft long receipt it spits out for a bag of screws...
as for the human operated machines, I always scan my card and enter appropriate pin well before the person has finished ringing up my inventory, then all I need do is smack the green button at the end and I get on my way (I hate the people who either wait till the end and then rummage for the card in a purse or bag, knowing full well they will be expected to pay at the end of the whole thing, or those who do this, then decide to get out their bloody chequebook! I mean c'mon! you have been standing there for 5 minutes watching this person scan your shopping and only at the end of it do you think "oh my! I need to find the method from which I am to pay this hardworking person, now where could I have put it?"
S.W.M.B.O when she used to pay with a check had it out and ready ( and before the days of the cashier being able to fill all the necessary "pay to:" crap in she had it waiting for a total... though she mainly paid in cash.(.A method of payment that can flummox most under the age of 30 when you give them pocket shrapnel to make the change a whole number like $5 )
maybe it is the way America does it, but they seem to be more together than the shopping hell that the uk seems to have now
btw what happened to the Sainsbury scan while you shop thing? I thought it was quite cool myself
reading what the press release said
the car simply brakes if you do not do anything it does not steer or so weird stuff, I know that is a big thing out here in the ex colonies, since a.) no one can seemingly drive b.) those (especially in large pickups) think they are nascar drivers (physics as usual is just a theory to them and does not apply, until they realize it does, then they usually need that other voodoo thing called medical help when their top-heavy-vehicle-with-no-weight-in- the-back-designed-for-moving-lots-of-heavy-stuff looses control and either rolls crashes or takes out a few of the other vehicles on the road that are not paying attention c.) are on the phone, texting, eating, reading, applying makeup, all of those d.) doing everything I just mentioned, basically avoiding the task of driving!
This does not include large HGV truck drivers who think that doing 70 and sitting 10ft from the car in front of them is sufficient for a 40ton truck to stop (they get all pissy when people are tailgating them though!)
so they are installing it in a lot of cars here... I have noted there is a Mercedes that basically does everything.
The art and skill of driving I feel is lost, and now with all the safety features Darwin also loses out on some prime candidates (though also they seem to manage to pro-create (excessively) well before they get expunged from the gene pool also).
i don't care about efficiency
make the gosh forsaken things quieter!
never had a dyson, but cannot really imagine they are any different, our current cyclonic rip off style machine that I just replaced for less that $30 online does a good job... the filters, which also clog up like the toilet in a nightclub, cost around the same to replace... disposable life much?!
but my worst complaint is the noise, they all make this god awful racket. We bought a wet dry vac and it is about 1/2 as loud as the upright and has more suck then a $100 pro...well you get the idea...
the wife hates it too even though we have tile floors, she also insists on using the upright out back on the lanai even though we have the wet/dry vac for that reason! (well ok we bought it because our fridge water pipe sprung a leak one day but still)
I would love a nice quiet vacuum cleaner I cannot hear the washing machine at all even spinning surely they can make something that does not sound like it is about to explode***
*** I think I heard a rumour somewhere that they did once experiment with the whole "quiet" thing, and in a survey people thought that thr quiet one was not as powerful as the loud one even though they were the same power and suck... not sure if this is true but would make sense in a weird trick-cyclist explainable way
I mean I know of rack density and everything but I thought that they would be using in rack ups and DC to the blade/server boards.
Of course there is absolutely no precedent whatsoever for having a massive building full of custom made servers in a highly dense rack configuration.... maybe they should have *ahem* Googled it...
maybe a bit of a low tech solution, possibly a security guard to watch? or a webcam? as has been mentioned fuses?
increasing the humidity slightly? earth bonding?
I actually have a more conspirational theory (good word that conspirational I think some peoples head have just exploded because of it :D )
I would assume it is part of the "oh sh!t" circuit meaning in the event of a possible breach of facility by certain people/factions/rebellious citizens or nations unknown (seriously UTAH?! good luck with that) it is some sort of supenukeysparkmyrack device that will render the hardware and probably contents of said Rackspace to junk.
Though I think a thermite bucket over the top of each rack would actually be more fun and take care of the building too, though spilling conductive dust everywhere in the even of an accident might also have some undesirable effect on the hardware *L* still that's what intake filters are for right? ;-)
It does smell of some sort of retaliation job though for something somewhere, it is hard to tell whether it is inside or outside the country right now, since I think that the unpopularity is pretty high for both parties.
or just plain incompetents Occams razor and all that
Call up our Friendly E.T.
or invent FTL travel attach a large receiver to the ship just outside the 50 or so light year range**** and try to piece together the original broadcast... no problem, Elon Musk and Ricky B could do it in their sleep at least we know what we are looking for
I wonder if they have TV detector vans at 50 light years away... maybe something they need to look at Mork and his ilk are getting BBC TV for free!
***I have no bloody clue how far, if we are early we can watch first runs of andy pandy while we wait.
living here for a while
and being from a pinko-commie-socialist-facist ally namely the uk I seem to have noticed a few things.
A lot of us out here ( the us meaning Americans, since I am one now) have the attitude of "I got mine forget you" which is part of this whole shebang.
I have health insurance, I do not need it (yet) so ACA does not really bother me, so therefore it is just tough bananas if you do not have your own insurance, maybe you should get a job that has it.
At least that's sort of the way it seems, those who have are shouting the loudest because they think those who have not, or cannot afford, should not a get a free ride on their dime.
The chances are these people already have insurance, and do not think about it, they have theirs...
Many never knew the massive limitations on the whole private insurance system, limited coverage, denied claims ( yes I suppose with the right spin, they could be called death panels, but it is private so it because loss prevention or limited risk or something) the private companies love someone like me young enough, healthy only time I see a doctor is on TV etc.. my insurance is dutifully removed from my paycheck etc...
They hate...my wife, a type 1 diabetic and my daughter... a type 1 diabetic
damn them! they are sick
however, given the amount I pay per month and the amount the insurance pays out, they are still in the black.
not everyone is like that of course, but a lot of the people I work with are ( these are, interestingly people with what could be considered a deniable pre existing condition too though workplace insurance cannot refuse coverage only private... well now they can't do that either!
as for costs... yes medical malpractice lawsuits need to be reigned in a lot. Human + sharp things + induced coma + big holes in body are generally a recipe for things to go wrong every now and then.
but the cost of education also has a part to play... doctors that come out of school with debts that would buy a nice house and car.
we need multiple area reform to get the whole system working better, however I feel there are too many people with a piece of the pie that prevents things from moving anywhere but in their favour.
Interestingly the general expectation in a driving test is to apply the "parking brake" and put the vehicle in neutral when stationary for more then a few seconds, using the parking brake was never and automatic fail unless it was applied while the vehicle was in motion or was deemed to be dangerous by the examiner.
I have noted in the US that the parking brake is seldom used for anything even in manual transmission vehicles, but I have also noted that the driving test is a lot less stringent then in the UK, and even people who have been driving for a while have never heard of half the things that were covered in an average UK test, I also know my kid(s) never had any real requirement to "learn" other than to keep the car on the correct side of the road and not do anything dumb.
I want to
get a job like this for a year, the company could probably last for a year without significant damage if I just shut up and play golf all day or something.... then retire, they can fire me after a year I don't care, even after a 50% tax on the old pay, I would be still sitting pretty.
hell I could even say fire a few thousand more people and possibly get a bonus or something, either way looking at it from the bottom of the turd-pile, 10 ( or 20) million for 1 years work does not sound half bad... I would even go so far as to say I would live away from home for that amount.
should have tried harder in skool
if soon they might post a huge loss somehow, for this specific office, once all the evading can no longer be performed for whatever reason, then all of a sudden there will be no tax to pay at all or even a rebate because "lawks! we paid all that tax last year!" I have no clue but seems like they can think of something like that, or just tell HMRC to sod off, tends to work when you are to big to [give a crap]
i still have 1 xp machine
it is the only 32bit windows box I have.
to be fair I booted it up the other day to install some appalling diabetes monitoring software, and it was actually quite snappy, admittedly there was nothing else on it, but still brought back some memories, I almost dug out a 95 CD but then realized I was having a "moment" and stopped myself.
unfortunately the software still was crap and it was all a waste of time, but a nice trip down nostalgia lane
For seldom used machines now I use a Linux mint usb stick and no hard drive... saved faffing about with stuff.
still xp... has a place in my heart ( along with the stints ) :D
They should make an armoured phone like they do cars, you know for those hiphop stars and important famous people just in case..
after all it is bragging rights "my phone is bullet proof"**
**obviously not proof but should be able to take a few 9mm close range shots and still work and I still doubt it would survive a .50cal those things disable cars!***
***supposedly never seen it happen in real life though.
Why don't will it belnd do a slo-mo action feature?
everything looks better in slo-mo****
**** like BBW running towards the camera in a very small bikini*****
*****not being sexist, I suppose a man could too but a.) BBM look horrid and B.) a flapping loose todger looks worse.
does this thing fall from a great height?
Just wondering if there is a parachute or something, I do understand this is going to be the backroads of deepest darkest spain, but still a bunch of hardware falling from an unspecified height ( probably considerably higher than a tree) could be pretty painful or cause some serious damage to a person/child/dog/house/pint of carelessly placed beer.
So will the fall have some sort of arresting device to make it non lethal or does it come with a bond sticker on it for insurance purposes.
wouldn't want anyone to get hurt by lohan (unles she is driving a car)
mega cd players
a quick trip to the bayer of Es still shows that a 200 disc cd carousel unit is a mere pittance a couple of these and (despite the chunkiness) I would vouch that nearly all the CD's are then taken care of ( other than the annoying jewel cases)
You also get a cool transformers like device that has cool whirrs and clicks ( like an olde worlde jukebox ) and you get to keep your dreaded conscience at ease (and your listening happiness) knowing these are all the original unripped recordings.
true not very portable but who gives a stuff... and yes you can then do a really random party mix.
also finding the disc can be bit of a bugger and I know a few of them had a mechanical issue that caused them to skip like a 9 yr old girl in a playground but that's just the fun of having moving physical media!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the one with the keys to the car that has a 45rpm single player in it
We have a house built in 89, it is crap..
single pane windows with more holes than a block of swiss cheese
it is a block house (small fortune there) the loft insulation is meh (R19) and the cavity insulation is much the same, though the cavity is quite small ( about 3 inches just enough for a socket box)
We were approached by a glazing firm at our local Members only store (BJ's - like Costco only with a name made for puerile teenage minds like mine) and they tried to sell us their new multi pane glass windows... admittedly they fit in the frames better than ours, but other than that they were just 2 pains of glass not sealed evacuated or filled with noble gasses and such, not triple pained European glory. I was quite upset really... they also showed me tinfoil that I can put on my roof to stop the loft heating up because it makes the forced air ducts get too hot ( mine are actually properly insulated I also said it is just tinfoil and the sun does not directly shine on it so being reflective on the inside of my roof is not that great ( they use one of those infrared lamps shining on raw insulation to prove how awesome it was at keeping out the heat)
the power company give us a "credit" on our electricity bill for controlling when our A/C and or heat is on during peak times ( maybe $2 a month I am telling them to stick it since it is bloody useless anyway)
we set the thermostat to 83 or 84 in the summer (for A/C and 78 (daytime) 68 (night) in the winter (for heat) though it rarely goes on even in winter except for the odd cold morning near freezing...which would be negated if the bloody windows were better!)
it is a programmable timer so does not stay on all the time anyway.
the hot water is solar and barely even uses electric heat ( unless the kid decides to have a 30 minute shower at night, even though she is told NOT to) but then I just turn off the element and they all suffer through cold water mainly because I am an a-hole.
Even in the colder states there seemed to be a big lack of super duper efficient windows and suck unlike the UK and definitely not Europe, and, when you find one out here they charge 3 times the earth and your first born ( I tried negotiating for the second born but they were not interested)
Though it is getting better... Luckily I live in florida so it is not too cold, just wet, the A/C is mainly for dehumidifying than cool... most people down here set the AC to mid or low 70's and complain of super high electricity bills and never seem to think A.) it is too friggen cold and B.) they have the same windows as I do single pane monstrosities with leaks, this is true even for houses built as late as 2002! I guess energy efficiency is more of a luxury add on than a necessity
I saw some houses they have just constructed this year near my neighbourhood they have the same aweful double pane things they were trying to sell me at the store
** apparently they have a Low-E coating to reflect the sun or something... they are still crap, and sash style windows**
ok enough with the ex-pat rose coloured glasses again....
1.75 billion years?
I better get my affairs in order then...
there I was reading them morning paper and boom whaddayaknow? the apocalypse and before lunch too!
Personally i think...
The pictures were blurred because mr. crankypants was trying to take them while simultaneously sticking his fingers in his ears to drown out the noise.
He is old, as he has mentioned before, and live concerts seem just a little too hip for the likes of people his age...
Money seems to adhere to physics
as has been said, the more you have the more seems to be attracted to it, rather like gravity
That said there are plenty of examples of people ( mainly sports people) with gobs of money ending up really poor due to crap decisions and also leeches.
however, there are numerous stories and examples of how those with means maintain their wealth, loopholes, trustfunds etc.
I think a general consensus is it is fine to make a metric shit-ton of money, however, the more you make above a certain level the actual less of that you need and the more good it could do providing services for society.
I think too there is a general feeling of animosity towards say a CEO who is paid massive amounts of money and bonuses etc when a company is either not doing great, has cooked the books, or generally shafted over a large amount of regular people who live on the line.
I hope to be one day part of the rich elite, but so does many other people, the funny thing is they tend to vote representatives in who sell them on that dream and change the laws accordingly to benefit the current rich all the while telling them that it will be benefitting them when they get rich if they just work really really hard for bugger all pay now ( and probably till the day they die) as a buddy once said "sell the sizzle not the meat"
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