* Posts by auburnman

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NCA targeted by Lizard Squad in apparent DDoS revenge attack

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Re: Hmmmmm - Lets paint a target on our own backs

"while someone is banged up its a bit difficult for them to re-offend."

But a piece of piss for them to learn a lifetime's worth of criminal behaviours and skills - which they'll need for a life of crime when they do get out given that prospects of making an honest wage are pretty fucked.

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Groin-melting Fujitsu LifeBook batteries recalled in conflag alert

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Re: LifeBook

Would be pretty harsh to give someone a Darwin just for using a faulty laptop. IIRC correctly you have to die* doing something dangerous and moronic to qualify, like taunting a wild lion or somesuch.

*or otherwise render yourself unable to contribute to the gene pool.

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Google's Chrome to gag noisy tabs until you click on them

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Re: Finally!

" Find some way to identify the tiny 30 pixel player located halfway down the page I'm reading that is making noise"

According to the intertron you can do the below, which allows you to mute on a tab by tab basis.

"To try Chrome’s Tab Mute feature out for yourself, bearing in mind that it’s still experimental, you need simply to do the following:

Go to chrome://flags in a new tab

Search for the ‘Enable tab audio muting UI control’ flag

Hit the ‘Enable’ link

Relaunch Chrome when prompted (on Chrome OS a full restart is required¹)"

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FORKING BitcoinXT: Is it really a coup or just more crypto-FUD?

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Re: What's always puzzled me is, where are the fraudsters?

Perhaps they are put off by the BlockChain being a very 'public' place to run a scam, and/or the people with the prerequisite knowledge of bitcoin to scam it have a vested interest in keeping it running - why walk off with £20M and leave the system in ashes behind you, when you could skim e.g. £1M/month for as long as the system runs?

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Dropbox DROPS BOX as service GOES TITSUP worldwide

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Re: So a BOFH screwed up?

If a BOFH did it it was probably to teach someone a lesson/get someone fired. Perhaps a well-loved on-call bonus was at risk because some PHB said "we never have out of hours emergencies?"

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New low for humanity: ONE BEELLION lost souls log on to Facebook in one day

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Re: Internet of Transactions?

If you're on a night out and you leave your phone unattended the SOP is for your mates to post "I AM GAY FOR DOGS" or something equally hilarious in your name. Will this be superceded by ordering a box of dildos to be delivered to your house?

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Legal eagles accuse Labour of data law breach over party purge

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Re: Galloway

He gave one of the finest speeches I've ever seen back in the days of the Independence debate - it went a little something like:

"POUND! OIL! VOLATILE! HITLER!"*

*Paraphrasing, but honestly not by much. Yes, he really did bring up Hitler for some unfathomable reason.

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Net neutrality: How to spot an arts graduate in a tech debate

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Re: Except that....

I can't find the link but I could swear there was an El Reg article about Google reversing their Net Neutrality stance once they started laying fibre cables. Anyone remember it?

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Re: Er, but...

This isn't about different levels of service; this is about stopping ISP's from double dipping (or even arguably triple dipping) into people's pockets and/or crushing competitors. If I pay for internet access, and Netflix pays for internet access, what right does any ISP have to say that we have to pay extra to stream content? Would you feel comfortable if Sky broadband throttled Netflix unless you paid extra but left their own streaming service alone?

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Vodafone UK rocks the bloat with demands for vanilla Android

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To be fair to the boy, I read the article twice and I'm struggling to believe it. A Network Operator not bundling shiteware? Call me when the other shoe drops.

Next they'll be saying they want to ship phones unlocked to any carrier...

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Salesforce back in the red, reviews future black ink orders

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Seems like a shitload of their value is going into deferred revenue, sales or big contracts that are expected to pay off in the future but legally they can't recognise as recoverable (yet.) The cost of drumming up all this business does have to be recognised though.

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Spotify now officially even worse than the NSA

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Re: And people ask me why I'm not on Facebook

I was going to mention this - a Spotify user shouldn't be asked to consent to the scraping of their friends details as it is not the user's data therefore they have no authority to consent.

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Geeks on quest for world's most pointless YouTube video

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I would like to submit the entire category of 'Videos' that turn out to be a recording of a slideshow done with *shudders* Microsoft filmmaker or whatever it's called.

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YouTube bloggers told to slap 'advert' stickers on their vid posts

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Re: Government gotta control, and its depth

I hate to make the clichéd old thin end of the wedge argument, but that's exactly what this would be if the marketers realised vloggers were being given more leeway than traditional advertising; marketing would set up a production line to get vloggers shilling their products until youtube looked like a rolling infomercials channel.

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Why do driverless car makers have this insatiable need for speed?

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Re: Descisions

Why would all self driving cars not be in constant communication with all others within their stopping distance using a standardised protocol? It would seem a trivial thing to implement in the scope of self driving.

What sort of range would this "trivial" communication have? Oncoming traffic will be closing on you at your combined speeds, so probably 80mph and up in a number of situations. What sort of calculation delay would there be if two cars negotiate a mutual action? Regardless of whether they were in communication before, this would have to be done after the emergency occurs and it wouldn't be a trivial delay.

If both cars brake and lane share there may not need to be an accident. Certainly there is no risk if your car knows having 'spoken' to the other car, that it will stop and in what distance, and your car knows it too can stop in the remaing gap.

If.If.If. My point of view is that autocars can talk amongst themselves all they like and it will likely come in helpful to crowdsource knowledge of traffic jams and roadworks, but a car should never put itself into a high-risk position (and it's certainly not 'no risk' as you say) based on what another cars 'plan' is. To do that is to assume that the other party has all the facts and then bet a variable number of lives on it.

it won't think, it will know for a fact because the other car will have confirmed it.

I will accept that autocars know something 'for a fact' when they have physical evidence supporting it, e.g. the cameras show the other car stopping. Anything less/earlier isn't good enough to bet lives on.

I realise this comes across quite negative about autocars, but this couldn't be further from the truth. I would love to see them come about asap and agree that they will improve safety for all massively, I just don't think split second coordinated responses are feasible; it throws a lot of complexity into a time critical situation.

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Re: Descisions

"In most situations of that sort, if the on coming car is also automated then it applies its brakes and moves over as far as it can. That creates more space for 'your' automated car to swerve into and brake. Serious accident avoided, and in all probability there's no actual collision - the computers can play as a team in situations where people can't."

I can't see autocars collaborating as a team in this instance. Even if they managed to do an ad-hoc handshake, verify they are both talking to the right car and agree on a safe combined course of action in a small number of milliseconds (which I find unlikely) there are two concepts woven in that would be unacceptable to program into the car. The first has already been mentioned by other posters, namely deliberately increasing risk to unrelated third parties e.g. the people in the car that is not about to have an accident.

The second concept is concerning intent - even if the two cars agreed in time to cooperate, you can't program your car to use someone else's lane just because it "thinks" the lane will be safe & the other car will brake. It's an admirable attempt to increase overall safety, but it wouldn't be driving to the conditions of the road and therefore shouldn't be accepted in any autopilot.

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Clueless do-gooders make Africa's conflict mineral mines even more dangerous

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While I understand and accept the concept that squeezing bandits out of the conflict minerals trade may increase violence elsewhere as they move on, wouldn't this be an issue with every conflict mineral solution that doesn't directly deal with the bandits themselves? i.e. it doesn't serve to condemn the current* solution while no-one is tabling an alternative that wouldn't have resulted in bandit migration.

*Which is terrible and overpriced I do agree.

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Epson: Cheap printers, expensive ink? Let's turn that upside down

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Does that work without being too much of a faff? I've been thinking about it lately. any particular online place you'd recommend?

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I feel your pain with the milk bottles. I usually go to Specsavers for the 2 for 1 deal, but instead of getting two pairs I get the thinning/tinting gratis. your local branch might do the same deal depending on the complexity of what you need.

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Want to avoid a hangover? DRINK MORE, say boffins

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Re: Hell, if you wanna compare (-pear?)

I usually substitute the water in step 2 for tanning as much milk as I can manage before passing out; the extra fat seems to help and if you are still a bit wonky in the morning you can lie there a bit longer before you have to crawl off in search of food.

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If you installed Windows 10 and like privacy, you checked the defaults, right? Oh dear

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Re: Enterprise

Yeah, an Enterprise version will (probably) start out safe. But when (not if) a blunderer or bad actor in your IT or Microsoft or any one of a million programs with poor installers trips a registry setting somewhere, do you know for a fact that the Enterprise version is so structurally different to Spyware version that phoning home cannot possibly come active? And even if you did know for a fact last week Enterprise Edition doesn't have the phone home code, do you know for a fact that the latest wave of updates didn't accidentally or otherwise sneak some phone home code in as part of a wider update?

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Re: 'Cheap' in terms of food, now means selling your privacy too.

Sounds like enforcement has fallen by the wayside; they did used to hand out paltry fines some years back. I seem to recall they billed ASDA about ten grand.

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I think it's time to accept the viewpoint that with all the obfuscation of your Privacy settings you probably have missed at least one, and/or MS have reset them while you weren't looking. Someone will need to figure out if you can firewall off any data that tries to escape to Microsoft while still letting OS updates in. (In fact firewalling the update server could be a good control mechanism to ensure that updates happen on your schedule, not Redmond's. However all this seems like a hell of a faff and will probably only see use by people forced into using/supporting W10.

Where I think this will hit Microsoft bigtime is Compliance: what if the data I handle on a day-to-day basis is not only confidential, but I have a legal or professional duty to keep it private? Are people really going to use W10 if misclicking a privacy flag (or a forced update resets it) could put your job or your freedom at risk?

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Re: 'Cheap' in terms of food, now means selling your privacy too.

In fairness to Curry's I believe it is legislated that a seller must get your address when you buy a TV so that the TV licencing mob can hound you.

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Websites that ID you by how you type: Great when someone's swiped your password, but...

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Re: Everyone misses the whole point of this...

Identifying a person by their gait? Does that mean the Ministry of Silly Walks was actually an MI5 school that taught how to disguise your stroll?

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Chechen women swindle ISIS via social media: 'We need roubles to join you xx'

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Re: Why arrest them?

Because if someone is entering into a relationship with a terrorist organisation and is observed making overtures towards joining or aiding that organisation, they should be picked up. If the police let off everyone who turned around and said "oh but I didn't mean it" they'd be a laughing stock. Ironically these women may need to admit they were trying a con job to avoid much more serious charges.

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Lottery chief resigns as winning combo numbers appear on screen BEFORE being drawn

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Re: how that could be reliably faked

Wouldn't that be fairly obvious to spot during the actual draw? If you manipulate the majority of the balls so that they won't be selected, surely the draw would be noticeably longer while everyone waits for the 'correct' balls to be 'randomly' selected.

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Re: Scratchcards ?

It's probably already been done, just not freely publicised. Someone will want to profit by either selling the info to gamblers or 'gaming' the scratch-card system themselves.

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Stop forcing benefits down my throat and give me hard cash, dammit

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Re: One thing does

I never said I was in favour of an unregulated environment, I said it has unintended consequences. For the record I do think regulation of the drivers is a good thing, but there should be some leeway other than "done X miles = stop now" as that will always lead to drivers feeling under the gun and pushing it.

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Re: One thing does

"Nowadays truck drivers are only allowed to do a certain amount of hours at a stretch, must take breaks etc. and there's a maximum on the number of hours of driving they can do per week."

Which has had the unintended consequence of drivers taking more risks, chancing red lights and taking shortcuts down roads not built for trucks in an attempt to complete their run before a mandatory rest stop forces them to sleep in the cab ten miles from their house.

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Google's Moto-v-Microsoft appeal denied

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Losing this could well work out in Google's favour if the settlement to Microsoft is 'only' a few million. An official court judgement in favour of RAND not being abused will hopefully be another nail in the coffin of the 'sue everyone' decade that (hopefully?) seems to be dying down now.

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Bloke cuffed for blowing low-flying camera drone to bits with shotgun

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Outside, but still on his property, harassing his family, lower than rooftop height.

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Re: It's time

Net Gun. Job done.

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The shooter just needs to spin this right to walk free: This was a home invasion, just so happens to be the first unmanned variant thereof we have heard about. Since a drone has spinning blades he should easily be able to claim self-defence if it was within range to be brought down by a shotgun. How high the drone was will come down to his word vs. theirs unless the camera footage survived. I was expecting something like this to happen way back when animal rights groups in the UK said they'd start using drones to monitor farmers livestock.

I'm no gun fan, but the new wave of drone owners need to learn some acceptable limits and fast.

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The Breakfast (Table) of Champions: Micro Machines

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Also in top-down rally antics, Rock 'N' Roll Racing from around the same era was great fun.

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Google turns cookie monster on AdSense, DoubleClick clients

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Re: Cookies now non negotiable...

Yeah it's a pretty bad own goal for the EU here. Worse, once the general public is attuned to tolerating these sort of extra conditions for site access, along will come "Turn off AdBlock or GTFO."

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Hurrah! Uber does work (in the broadest sense of the word) after all

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I think that's the slightly schizophrenic thing about Uber - in one country they may be unpopular but they are working with licenced drivers under minicab regulations, but in the next country over they appear to be shitting on everyone and doing as they please. This could be what is polarizing the debate into leave 'em be vs. Lock 'em up.

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Re: @Spartacus

But if the method of enforcing standards includes training and testing upfront as in the London system, and those costs are passed onto prospective drivers, then the taxi fee can't be nominal, and the enforcement budget can scale in relation to the amount of taxi hopefuls. The scarcity argument assumes enforcement has failed from the get-go.

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@Spartacus

"You probably do need a bit of scarcity.You can't reasonably enforce standards if everyone can run a taxi for a £5 charge"

I'm not following your logic there; if you enforce standards then people can't run a taxi for a £5 charge (unless somehow complying with standards were cheap enough that you could still profit) so I can't see it making an argument for deliberate scarcity. Unless you mean you can't enforce standards in regulated taxis if Uber are wilfully sidestepping them going "LA LA LA NOT A TAXI" ?

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Potential topic for Worstal...

Was there ever a serious rationale for the limitation on taxi licences/medallions or whatever, or has it always been a naked attempt to force scarcity and enable rent-seeking?

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Windows 10: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE to Microsoft's long apology for Windows 8

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Shit shit shit

I don't think I nuked the 'helpful' upgrade reminder on Mum and Dad's PC...

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Hacked US Census Bureau staff to take anti-phishing classes

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I'd like to see the trainer actively try to fish the users he's training, along the lines of "my laptop is broken, can I run the presentation from yours? I'll just need your user ID and password." Would be interesting to see how many people would have the wisdom to know that's not a good idea and the balls to say no in front of a group.

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Hole in (Number) Two: MYSTERY golf-course pooper strikes again

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If only Donald Trumps course in Aberdeen wasn't so far out of town, "the turtle" could have ended up with a copycat. Back on topic, no-one keeps up a vendetta this long without a personal connection; my money is on one of the groundskeepers. Either that or it has become a traditional dare/rite of passage at a local school to go for a midnight 'hole in one'.

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Game over, Ouya, the Android gaming console

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"[T]hat Ouya is giving up the hardware so soon after release must be disappointing to those who had backed the company in its early days."

No it isn't. Early backers wanted and (eventually) received a cheap console box that could be tinkered with for pet projects and emulate megadrive/SNES classics in the living room. During the wait for delivery, the arrogance and shoddiness of OUYA the company convinced me to never risk giving my credit card details to their store. So despite playing a number of demos for games I could have bought, the developers didn't get my money.

Long story short slowly divorcing OUYA from the company that made it could be the best thing to happen for OUYA in a while. It might even lead to the development of an independent OUYA-centric Android OS that makes loading non-store apps easier.

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Take off, eh, you Uber: Ontario lobs $300m lawsuit at cab app biz

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Re: If it's illegal, it's trivial to stamp out

Summoning the people you planned to book/arrest etc with the app would likely be seen as Agent Provocateur and therefore a no no.

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Bitcoin fixes a Greek problem – but not the Greek debt problem

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Re: no control [...] over the amount of Bitcoin in circulation

I don't think you can fiddle with the difficulty curve outside the established parameters. It's already tied to ensuring a steady stable trickle of BitCoins into the system; the calculations only become more difficult when new coins are being mined too quickly. Because this is one of the underlying assumptions the BC system is built on, any change would likely lead to a panic 'run' on BitCoins and possibly a crash in value.

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As I understand it the billions of uncollected tax is a fiction at this point, as it is an accumulation of uncollected receipts going back decades that has just piled up. The idea that debt this old can be tracked down, proven and collected is pure fantasy. It's only still on the books because no-one wants to write it off (and presumably to the inattentive eye it makes Greece look slightly less bust than they really are.

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HTC in crisis: How did it get to this point? How did it get this bad?

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Re: Their (lack of) support killed my interest in HTC

"I suffered from the random turn off bug (not widespread but I found various other users with the same problem)"

I had that! Didn't even realise it was a bug, I had assumed I'd damaged it or wonked the battery somehow. Same net result - I also dropped HTC - but on the erroneous rationale that their phones couldn't take the punishment of day-to-day life.

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We tried using Windows 10 for real work and ... oh, the horror

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Re: Don't install it !

I think most of us have a painful "what harm could it do?" Story that snowballs into a stupidly complex rebuild somewhere in a mental folder marked "OH GOD WHY I DO THIS?"

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Unions call for strike action over 'unusable' Universal Credit IT

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I dunno, you get continuous smooth runs from a bout of the skitters, so this could well describe an IDS project to a T without having to twist meanings.

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