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Japanese car nuts build racecars powered by shouting 'Brrrm! Brrrrrm!'

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Re: ......>

also the sound one makes when thrown off a cliff

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At last, a bionic arm that passes the Beer, Egg and Looks Cool tests

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Re: Ah But

It has a neural inhibitor, so were safe

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Habitable HEAVY GRAVITY WORLD found just 42 light-years away

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Coat

whats the point

1 light year in distance is 5,865,696,000,000 miles

47 light years in distance is 275,687,712,000,000 miles

If we could travel at 10% the speed of light it would take around 4,700 years to make the 47 light year trip.

(if some one could check my sums that would be stella)

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Adobe switches Flash fix schedule to Patch Tuesdays

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In the future........

No one uses Flash! no one uses windows.......... in fact no one uses computers or any internet connected devices at all.

Be safe, be a hermit !

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Microsoft patents spy-TV to check you've paid for content

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Re: Watching, watching, watching......

Just turn the TV to face the wall !

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Mobiles susceptible to radio hacks

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Black Helicopters

By accident or design

see title

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Even US generals have realised BlackBerries are uncool

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The real reason

is because of the shine'y shine'y

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Windows 8 'penetrated' says firm which sells to world's spy agencies

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Re: definitely odious

And what government office has migrated to Windows 8? Most are still on XP

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Appro adds water-cooling to Xtreme supercomputers

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Boffin

They dont use water.

So it should read glycol solution cooling?

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Somebody give BT a brolly: National telco blames RAIN for its pain

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Joke

Must of learned

engineering from the same place as Network Rail.

Thank god national grid engineers got taught some place else.

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SMARTPHONES make TEENS have SEX with STRANGERS

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Joke

Re: Fewer?

Must be a lot of insurance claims for damaged smart phones - cant imagine its just the one guy who stuck his Iphone in a vagina, of a cow

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Google upgrades Gmail interface, now less 'drafty'

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Re: Gmail has a web interface?

don't think Ive log on to the web version of Gmail in, I cant remember. Just get them pushed to my phone and have done for a good few years (and that not a CrapBerry)

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Hackers deface 'sinful' French Euromillions site

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Joke

Re: sigh

I'm related to Jacques Cousteau, so will give it a try. deep breath and hold.

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Re: The National Lottery

that was my fault, forget it was 14million to one and not 1.4million to one.

I'm just full of fail this week

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Re: The National Lottery

grammar and spell check needed.

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Re: The National Lottery

People who buy more than one tick are morons, to improve your chances of winning the lotto by 1% you need to by around 14,000 tickets.

It always amazes me when I see some people who struggle to pay bills spending £20-30 a week on lotto tickets.

But they are also the same people who pay Sky £50 month when they can afford to put cloths on their kids backs.

Its a sad state of affairs when the people who cant afford something are the one's spending the most money on it. Yet the people who could afford are the once that do it as a flutter at a £1 a week.

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Publishing giants borg into Random Penguin ... But can it see off Amazon?

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Re: Penguin

he did life until he was 90 odd mind

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China's largest rare earth supplier halts production

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WTF?

yet it still made

11.9m in profit!

Greed is alive an well

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ESO's nine-gigapixel galactic image has 84 MILLION stars

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Alien

Re: It's not just a big distance to cross... there's a lot of history

Yep, I think we are likely alone for our tiny point in space time

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Amazon ships Kindle Fire HD, Paperwhite to Brits

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FAIL

Re: More details needed

just use calibre you ding bat

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Hackers get 10 MONTHS to pwn victims with 0-days before world+dog finds out

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Linux

Re: Well of course they do

I do wonder when companies will realize that it could be financially beneficial to offer good money for Zero day exploits.

Look a flying pig

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Adobe plugs up buffer overflow holes in Shockwave update

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Meh

garbage collection

is a bit like your gran cleaning your room, her bad back stops her cleaning under the bed and on top of the cupboards.

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Hong Kong's lucky mobile number hawkers revealed

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Trollface

Re: ::sighs::

The German cars are made better and are generally better cars - the badge is unimportant.

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Big data to be normal by 2020

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We will need a lots of space

.. ....for all this Big Data

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They've only gone and HACKED the WEATHER

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Re: You know Iran is an ancient society....

I would say "you should stick to the day job" - But as your here all week, I guess telling crap jokes is your job.

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Facebook won't pull unmarked police plates page

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Re: Lazy Cops

Why do people want number plates? Go by the type of car and colour.

Cop cars in "x" area :

Blue Audi A5 3.0TDI

Black BMW 335D

Silver/gray Volvo Estate 2.5T

Easy now on the common sense.

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EARTH was a BAKING LIFELESS DESERT for 5 MILLION years

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Not a deity

just a bunch of aliens who deal in the plant construction racket.

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Caltech shrinks optical accelerometers

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Re: 3K in one direction only

wouldn't want something that cold in my pocket !

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Skype worm chats up victims - then holds PCs to ransom

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Re: How devious

I was once told to imagine how intelligent the average person is; then to realise that half the population are even more imbecilic than that.

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Big Blue bigwig: Tiny processor knobs can't shrink forever

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Boffin

Re: Meyerson predicted Intel's move away from speed to cores?

And that its not physically, practically or probably legally viable to continually pour Liquid nitrogen onto the chip so it doesn't melt had nothing to do with it?

Being commercially viable was probably way way way down the list.

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eBay frets as right to resell comes under scrutiny

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Joke

Re: At this rate..

Wonder when the suits will get around to suing other suits for their suite 'wearing' shenanigans.

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UK.gov to spunk £2m a year policing global cyber-security

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Paris Hilton

The defisite

how big would thy be if one did not giving so much UK tax money to those less and some time more well off than the'.

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'Leaked' doc shock: BT denies inflating prices for rural broadband rollout

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Re: Surely the record of honesty speaks for itself.

not seen a private eye joke in ages! thumbs up

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New science: SEAS WILL RISE due to CO2 ... but not for centuries

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Coat

Max word count please!

I like to read comments - not white papers on your thoughts

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Larry 'Shared databases are crap' Ellison reveals shared Oracle database

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FAIL

haha

What adverts are you on about!

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Google's disco-dancing uncle Schmidt trashes Apple's patent war

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Re: @AC 13:27GMT So...

Not all Americans - Just the ones that think American is an actual real language.

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AI game bot HUNTS DOWN ENEMIES, passes Turing Test

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Re: Is it a bad sign ...

They should of just made a super bot that just annihilated everyone and trash talked the whole game.

"Everyone would of bitched he was modding"

And to be fair, some people who play 1st persons are like robots!

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Steve Jobs backs Amazon from beyond grave in Apple trademark row

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Re: Not really

Got to keep the lawyers in their Bentley's and fancy health clubs

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Japanese boffins unfurl banner above newly-discovered Element 113

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half life?

If its unstable, does it really count as an element if it just quickly turns into another element?

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French Skyper freed after accidentally hacking bank's phone system

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Re: Er, he was trying to hack them?

My Bank gave me their local number because their 0845 wasn't part of my BT inclusive plan; I got charged for every call I made to them.

I will stop banking with you was a pretty good motivator for them to give me the local number.

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Made for each other: liquid nitrogen and 1,500 ping-pong balls

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Mushroom

Re: Amazing

What you need to do is educated everyone to a level, then subsides University courses that produce graduates in a needed fields.

i.e. take medicine or engineering and the course is free - take media studies, sport science or drama charge £15k a year. Then when you have enough engineers and doctors start raising the fees. But the chances are you'll never have enough doctors an engineers; the rich will still send their kids to University to do History and modern art but we wont be subsiding muppet's who are just putting off working in a call center for another 3-4 years so they can piss it up.

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Events in stratosphere can affect Earth's entire climate

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Holmes

See Icon

See title

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China plots 2017 mission to plan MOON COLONY

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But think about...

the clangers!!! No one thinks about the clangers!

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Single NFC bonk subjugated Samsung Galaxy SIII and slurped it out

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Go

MR Whippy bumps

to own all ice-cream sandwiches.

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