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Hold on! Degrees for all doesn't mean great jobs for all, say profs

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Paris Hilton

Re: AC 07:50

Wonder if they would try to claim that as an expense. Breathing someone else oxygen.

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Cyberspies send ZOMBIES to steal DRUGS from medical research firms

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This is just so moronic

Companies whose purpose is to find ways to stop you from dieing.

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NASA chief: Earth is DOOMED if we spot a big asteroid at short notice

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Meh

Re: Why one country ?

There is this thing I like to call the Onion ring of human selfishness.

It starts off with oneself then moves to direct family, in direct family/friends, local area, region, country and finally continent.

People or things in the same layer or closer to the center take precedence over outer layers.

It's why and Englishman who support Man U and another Englishman who Man City hate each other, but when supporting England against another country are the best of friends. Or would support a European team over and Asian or US team.

Its human nature to protect oneself and then progress outward.

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Dear gov cyber-ninjas, try NOT to KILL PEOPLE. Love from the lawyers

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Mushroom

its will all come down to a game of

tic tac toe

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Researcher sets up illegal 420,000 node botnet for IPv4 internet map

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Look at europe

Any one notice how massively dense central Europe is compared to every where else

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That Osbo bloke - he's on your Twitters. 'What a c**k'

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Re: Spellchecker???

got in just before me have an up vote

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Attention, CIOs: Stop outsourcing or YOU will never retire

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Coat

Re: Another one . . .

In IT there is this perception that all the work is click install, next, next, next , Finish.

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Re: Full time?

NHS national DB

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Take a temp job in Oz and become office pariah

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Meh

Re: Tony Abbott will fix it

All people in Oz who are not of Aboriginal decent are foreigners invaders?

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Eric Schmidt trousers his monstrous package at Google

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Re: $1 salary...

When your net worth is in the billions, $15millions is like a few weeks interest.

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Study: Megaupload closure boosted Hollywood sales 10%

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Boffin

it's the truth guvna

but the sky is violet but your human eyes just cant see it

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Bacon sarnies can kill: Official

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Re: Death

In other research conducted : its is found that almost all living things have a 100% mortality rate!

the exception are: Jelly fish and some weird worm thing which have been found to be biologically immortal.

In other research jumping off cliffs has a high % of causing death especially cliffs with no water below

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Reg readers brew up the ultimate cuppa

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Trollface

Re: Brewing Time

This is a bit like 'wine testing'.

A load of bollocks to 99.9% of the populace

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Military-industrial patent troll demands BEEELLIONS from Cisco

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Coat

Re: patent trolls aren't so brave

Of course their Lawyers - the understand the laws of gravity from large buildings

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US lawmaker blames bicycle breath for global warming gas

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Coat

Re: This is it!

But when your Fat they will TAX you because your a bigger burden to the NHS.

pun not intentional.

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Re: Facepalm...

1. No you don't. I certainly don't anyway. When I'm stuck behind 1000 cars, people are walking past me. I'm completely stationary for long periods. Clearly I'm using more fuel, for parts of that I'm doing zero miles per gallon. And that's not counting the other 999 cars also spewing stuff out.

There is this little thing called "Stop-Start" just thought I'd let you all know :)

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MiniDuke miscreants whip out old-school tricks to spy on world+dog

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Re: A twitter client in <20KB

awk is fantastic for formatting Apache mail logs :)

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US woman cuffed for 'booking strippers for 16th birthday bash'

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Holmes

Re: You have to wonder

males that age also what lots of Porn (males of any age really!

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Bill Gates: 'Microsoft didn't MISS cell phone' bandwagon

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Paris Hilton

Re: El Presidente

The main thing everyone is forgetting is 50% of the population find logic and mathematics difficult to impossible (the foundations of programming). I would not like to say teaching from an early age wouldn't improve this but teaching can only go so far. Intelligence across the population is not uniform and until we raise the base line from moron, 50% or more of the population will simply not grasp what is beeing taught no matter how long or how good the teaching manics employed are or the tools used.

Lets face it the UK as a whole is full of Paris'

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Perfect sex minx calculated from 'deep' probe of X-rated flicks

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Holmes

Never!

Getting payed to fuck lots of women tends to be a massive motivator for most men.

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Brit robot programmers banged up for £500,000 tax evasion

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Coat

Obligatory scooby doo

And if it wasnt for those pesky HMRC , id of gotten away with it to.

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Addicted to games? Maybe not in China

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Holmes

its pretty easy

if you play for more than 7.5 hours a day your addicted. I get payed to work for 7.5hr and cant wait for it to end.

Also if you physically look ill, that probably a good indicator as well.

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Clarkson: 'I WILL find and KILL the spammers who hacked me'

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Go

Re: spam...

Some say he was once a black hat but died and reincarnated as a white hat.

Others have comments on his mask wearing and anonymity

but all we know is, hes called the Stig.

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Coat

Re: Stupid little boy

A better defense for that would be, "I'm sorry officer but couldn't control the POWER!!"

While doing a he-man pose

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Apple and world HACKED by Facebook plunderers

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Coat

reality distortion field

now he is dead his reality distortion field is no longer protecting Apple

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You can help fix patent laws … now!

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Re: Well...

The other option would be to stop the US from issuing patents and employ relatively skilled people to review the applications

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Dutch MP must cough €750 for hacking into medical lab

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Meh

How was it a hack

if he followed the standard process of imputing the username and password?

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Higgs data shows alternate reality will SWALLOW UNIVERSE

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Re: Oh, well...

Must not forget your towel as well.

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Boffins FREEZE PHONES to crack Android on-device crypto

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ICE cream is always better cold

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Brand-new black hole found in supernova remnant

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Coat

its like a stream and all relative

If you look at your hand (or anything), you are actually seeing what it looked like moments before. At no point ever are you from the observer point of view ever seeing your hand in its relative present time.

Due to the speed of light and the relative small distances we perceive most of what we see, hear or feel as the present when in fact we are observing the past. It only becomes noticeable over large distances ; time delay on long distance calls and video.

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Montana TV warns of ZOMBIE ATTACK in epic prank hack

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Joke

Zombie attack No.

"This is the voice of your new overlord! surrender or die"

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The data centre of the future, according to Reg readers

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Paris Hilton

Isnt cloud

simply a re branding of Mainframe?

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Clash of the Titans: Which of you has the GREATEST HOME LAB?

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Coat

Re: Not that much...

And a partridge in a pear tree

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Pictures

Or it didn't happen, or in this case is a figment of your imagination.

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Curiosity photographs mysterious metal object on Martian rock

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Piss myself

If it had made in China on it

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EU: We'll force power plants, Apple and pals to admit hack attacks

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Coat

Please define for me:

significant security incidents

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How much for Opera's app store in my TV? A tenor, perhaps?

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Joke

Nice to know

that any bugs or vulnerabilities will be hard code'd in :)

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US diplomat: If EU allows 'right to be forgotten' ... it might spark TRADE WAR

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Meh

Re: Hmm.

Isnt a Googly a cricket thing?

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Bug-hunters: They're coming outta the goddamn walls, aargh!

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Facepalm

Why not

CVE-YYYY-1,2,3,4,5,6,7 ......................99999999999999

Just count in order from the left up to any number.

moronic.

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Hacker faces 105 years inside after FBI 'sexploitation' arrest

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Re: Its America

In the UK and most other places you'll find that when you are awaiting sentencing on charges and are let out, your on bail. Breach of your bail conditions one of which is committing any other crime is you go to jail until your sentencing.

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Coat

Its America

for a long time they've needed to get a fucking clue on compound sentencing.

You charge a person on the most serious crime committed.

Its so stupid that a person who robbed 10 stores with a banana could get a longer sentence than a person who robbed 1 store but killed the owner.

I say again, America in general need to get a fucking clue.

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Game off: No end to official China console ban

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Black Helicopters

There is one word

that in general encapsulates china's dict-government - "hypocrites"

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AT&T 'violates net neutrality' by NOT charging twice for same data

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Meh

Re: But, but, but

Realistically all data even that picked up by cell towers runs on back-hall fiber at some point - This would be why Voda payed big bucks for C&W?

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Engineers are cold and dead inside, research shows

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Joke

Re: Engineers often simply lack understanding of emotional situations

So that mean that Fat babies are safe from pedophiles but are lunch for Sales people - Its a scary world for the next generation.

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SimCity to teach SimMaths and SimScience at school

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Happy

It is dumb

but I learned a lot from computer games. How to kill a man silently with a golf club and how even being bald I can dress up in any thing and know-one will recognise me; also a good spy always carries a cardboard box.

Having poor grammar wont even stop me because All your base are belong to us!

And when a drunk person is swaying in the street, if I go close and then ""back,down,back, BP(close)" I will rip out their spine while a massive red FATALITY descends from the clouds and a benevolent voice calls out "flawless victory"

Also jumping and firing a Rocket launcher makes me jump higher even to the point where I glitch out of the universe, take that physics.

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Pubic louse falls victim to eager Brazilian strippers

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Its a migration thing

Well my guess is all the lice will move to Germany and Italy

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