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Profitless scrapbooking site Pinterest adds over $1bn to its book value

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And the royal mail

that employs 1000s, owns jet air planes, Lorries, Cars, Bicycles and massive distributions center's is worth how much again?

People (speculator) maker value out of thin air, didn't this happen before, I seem to remember bubble of some sort being used.

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Long time ago? Galaxy far, far away? You ain't seen nothing yet

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Re: Wow

Sort of looks like a Frog

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HAD IT with Planet Earth? There are 12 alien worlds left to try out

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Its al Gravity

Does anyone know how many Earth gravities a human can continuously withstand. Jet pilots and F1 drivers regularly experience 5-6G although not continuously.

I'm thinking an Earth like planet with lots of Dwarf like humanoids, short but built like brick sh*t houses!!

Or lots of Jelly fish !!

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Smartwatch deathmatch: Rivals battle for total ARM DOMINATION

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Re: "companion" products

strap-on "companion" devices. Is that what cat ladies call them

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Netflix original TV shows gamble pays off... to the tune of 10m new viewers

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Facepalm

Never happen

Data is cheap ! especially when the UK public are fund 90% of the fiber expansion in the UK.

Oh, wait we already did pay for it, silly me

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Ireland revisits tax laws to cook Apple

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I wonder

if everyone paid their fair share what the actual tax rate would need to be.

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Twitter snubs IPOcalypse host Nasdaq in favour of NYSE

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If you aint making money

You shouldn't be allowed to float !!

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McDonalds tells fatties to SUPERSIZE THEIR BRAINS

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If only ....

they gave away a real book. You could then eat the book and have a more nutritious meal

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Online bookies must keep punters' cash in separate account

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Aaaa, finally

Was wondering when they would realise that online gambling is a massive ponzi scheme

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British Gas robo home remote gets itself into hot water

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Cool and all

but why not just set up your stat correctly in the first place!

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Moving from the data centre you have - to the data centre you need

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Because...

....im Batcenter !!

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NSA spooks tooled up with zero-day PC security exploits from the FRENCH

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My give up!

The tool does one simple thing - Makes anything it connects to think is now French.

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Apple's liquid-crystal screen pusher mulls $2bn IPO – report

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Paris Hilton

So $8 billion

Would someone be so kind as to please explain how a Twitter can be worth more?

Paris because......

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OK, forget the 3D telly fiasco: 4K is gonna blow you away - say tech giants

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Could give a fly'sh*t

My HD Project is still:

- Cheaper

- Takes up less space

- Uses less electric

- Very Portable

- Can give an image from 30"-300"

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Tumblr! boss! bags! $81m! if! he! stomachs! FOUR! YEARS! at! Yahoo!

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Coat

Re: Serious shopping spree

Don't be daft! its not real money! its paper money!

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2 in 5 top Brit biz bosses expect IT dept to drive 'technical innovation'

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Trollface

Re: Innovation

If that true how does America stand, because time and time again they prove they have no f*cking CLUE

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It's now or never for old sysadmins to learn new tricks

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Coat

Re: Not eveyone can code

Like turning off all your ATM's?

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Moneybags pour shower of gold on new mega-precise GPS system

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But will it

work inside a building?

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UK the 'number 1 target' of online gangsters in 25 countries - e-crime report

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Re: Of course the authorities are losing ground to professional criminals

Your forgot they also need to pay realistic wages.

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Egad! Could Samsung be CHEATING in Galaxy benchmark tests?

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Facepalm

Re: They do

You do know their all 64bit right.

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IT Crowd thesp eyes giant hot-air-filled FLYING SCROTUM

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Is it...

a bird.....is it a plain.......NO.......Balls, What?......Massive floating balls?

Wonder if they will make them hairy for realism?

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Man who pulled gun during chess game surrenders to robot cop

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Facepalm

Re: I blame his guest

Surely he still had a few pawns he could of sacrificed.

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Symantec snaps up PasswordBank, touts SSO logins to biz

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Single Point of Ownage

Its also single point of failure ! Hack the SSO app and own all the apps.

"All your passwords are belong to use!"

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How do you drive a supercomputer round a Formula 1 track?

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Meh

Re: Funny Story

They would have been using Mercedes engines as the block. As they have done for a number of years.

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Funny Story

My mates dad needed an engine for his old camper fan. Ebuy took him to the engine but the guys that were selling it sounded very dodge "meet us in the car park...."

Turned out they were part of the Mclareen F1 team and where using the engine to power the air conditioning in one of the factory storage units and I quote "To keep dust off the Cars"

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Worldwide tax crackdown planned against tech globocorps

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Meh

Re: Whack a mole.

I'm sure if we just imposed, pay tax at profit earned source or we remove your rights to do business in the country. Change would happen overnight.

You wouldn't need every country to sign up just the UK, German and France in Europe would do; with a GDP of about $7 trillion companies couldn't afford not to do business with us.

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You, Google. Get back here and bend over again - EU antitrust chief

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Facepalm

Does it matter

For competition you need two parties Google has Bing backed by MS, how the f*ck can Google low ball MS.

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Boffins want toilets to become POWER PLANTS

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what, No

I think their taking the P*ss

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Botch Tuesday: Redmond frags video codec

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VLC?

See title. Mines the one with "just works" in the pocket

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Hack biz rivals or hire cyber-warriors and we'll shut you down, warns EU

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Coat

There's always

Hacking your competitors and leveraging their network to attack another and getting them "wound up"

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PEAK SAMSUNG? Shares slide ahead of BEELLLIONS in profit

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Dell

Wonder why Mr Dell wants his company back ?

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Microsoft's murder most foul: TechNet is dead

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Re: Now is the time?

hear hear

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Mint 15 freshens Ubuntu's bad bits

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Coat

Re: Alternative to Windows?

Are you Nodae?

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Can lightning strike twice? Intel has another crack at Thunderbolt

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Coat

Re: Maybe

You looking at the monster cables?

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BSkyB-owned BE slams into traffic pile-up over 'unlimited' broadband lie

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Trollface

Only 150GB

I'm sure Eadon downloads more than this - especially as he continually downloads very single distribution of Linux that has every existed.

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Unemployed? Ugly? Ugh, no thanks, says fitties-only job website

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Re: At least with this site...

I think Chris Rock put it well, "If you're ugly, you better pick up a book. Boy, you better pick up two books, and a computer while you're at it!"

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Quantum boffins send data ACROSS TIME AND SPACE

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Happy

Re: Did anyone else notice?

I wonder if they where smoking crystal meth at the same time they did this?

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If you've bought DRM'd film files from Acetrax, here's the bad news

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Re: illegal download sites

From the Love Film terms and conditions

We are unable to accept or guarantee cancellation requests via email or by letter (either posted, or included with returns).

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Re: illegal download sites

It a lot easier than that.

ring Bank

me: "Please cancel all payments to Love Film"

bank "Why do you need to cancel payments"

me: "I have cancelled my subscription with them"

bank: "No problem, I have done that for you"

me :"Thanks very much"

click

That's a less than 5 min phone call

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Curiosity plunges its drill into Mars AGAIN, seeks life-giving sample

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Coat

Cumberland

I wonder if the sample is sausage shaped?

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Things that cost the same as coffee with Tim Cook - and are WAY more fun

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Re: Coffee with Steve Jobs ?

How much, oh just your Soul and the souls of all your families first born from now until the end of time.

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Meh

Re: Quite Cheap

Wonder if they will have to pay for the coffee

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Half of youngsters would swap PRIVACY for... cheaper insurance

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The UK has that

Anyone who has insurance on one car can drive any other car with insurance 3rd party with the consent of the owner. Though this is now limited to over 25s.

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Dark blue side of the Force used to quell Star Wars nerd clash

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Coat

Re: These are not the nerds...

Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to scuffling.

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