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* Posts by De Saegher

3 posts • joined 13 Jun 2007

BOFH: The London Underground vending machine conspiracy

De Saegher

Deus Ex

"Are you sure you pressed the right button?" she said.

"I wanted orange," said Gunther. "It gave me lemon-lime."

"The machine would not make a mistake."

"It's the janitor. He knows I like orange!"

"So the staff has a conspiracy against you?"

"Yes! They just want to annoy me!"

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US denies entry to security researcher

De Saegher

National security

They were probably thinking he'd hi-hack the plane. I'm surprised he got away without cavity search. And back to europe, even, not guantanamo? Wowies!

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Fancy an earful? Click here for tech support

De Saegher

chat with the nice people

You are number 1 in queue. Please wait for a site operator to respond.

You are now chatting with 'Kit'

Kit: Hello. How may I assist you?

Rufus: Hello, I just read a wonderful articel at the register about your coworker Rufus.

Rufus: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/13/technical_support /

Rufus: Is he available?

Kit: Hi Rufus,

Kit: How are you today?

Rufus: Fine, thank you. How are you yourself?

Kit: Unfortunately he doesn't work here anymore

Kit: I'm doing well thank you

Kit: How may we assist you today?

Rufus: That was all, thank you.

We had some further chats, Kit appears to be a very nice person, but our beloved Rufus is gone. My guess is he was promoted to make this place a better world for us all.

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