* Posts by De Saegher

3 posts • joined 13 Jun 2007

BOFH: The London Underground vending machine conspiracy

De Saegher

Deus Ex

"Are you sure you pressed the right button?" she said.

"I wanted orange," said Gunther. "It gave me lemon-lime."

"The machine would not make a mistake."

"It's the janitor. He knows I like orange!"

"So the staff has a conspiracy against you?"

"Yes! They just want to annoy me!"


US denies entry to security researcher

De Saegher

National security

They were probably thinking he'd hi-hack the plane. I'm surprised he got away without cavity search. And back to europe, even, not guantanamo? Wowies!


Fancy an earful? Click here for tech support

De Saegher

chat with the nice people

You are number 1 in queue. Please wait for a site operator to respond.

You are now chatting with 'Kit'

Kit: Hello. How may I assist you?

Rufus: Hello, I just read a wonderful articel at the register about your coworker Rufus.

Rufus: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/06/13/technical_support /

Rufus: Is he available?

Kit: Hi Rufus,

Kit: How are you today?

Rufus: Fine, thank you. How are you yourself?

Kit: Unfortunately he doesn't work here anymore

Kit: I'm doing well thank you

Kit: How may we assist you today?

Rufus: That was all, thank you.

We had some further chats, Kit appears to be a very nice person, but our beloved Rufus is gone. My guess is he was promoted to make this place a better world for us all.