130 posts • joined 21 Jul 2011
Re: only my opinion
Useful when you want to print a BFD
a document of ~9000 pages
Will this be as secure as iCloud?
Re: It's just mathematical equivalency
My cat's breath smells of cat food
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide..........
Just a thought - how long is the ascent? Will the batteries have enough life to wiggle the servos all the way up and then all the way back down again?
Anyway it is Friday so have beer.
Does this mean you are getting closer to launching the feckin' thing?
I live in the sticks and commute in to London every day.
In the normal world (the sticks) most people do not walk around with tech on their person other than mobile phones which are generally in the pocket most of the time. Most people drive or walk to where they are going and when they get there they talk to other humans (we call them friends and acquaintances).
In London, almost everyone is using a tablet or laptop on the tube/bus/train/coffee shop/pub/museum etc.
I think you could say London is a target rich environment.
I can't wait for the Holywood film about this:
Brad Bodnar, a geek from Wisconsin who has always fancied the lead cheerleader from high school, launches his balloon. It then flies round the world until it reaches North Korea who are just about to launch a Nuke at the USA. Brad's balloon detects this (don't ask me how) and he then re-programmes it, you will see him furiously typing at a keyboard while lots of code scrolls up the screen and there is an animation of his balloon on the screen, the balloon descends in to the path of the nuke and destroys it.
Everyone is so grateful, especially the cheerleader who dumps her meat-head boyfriend and marries Brad.
President Halle Berry is at their wedding.
PS - Well done Leo - A pint to you.
Apparently tomorrow's Google Doodle is celebrating the first anniversary of 16th July 2013
Re: BBC at it again
Absolutely fair play to them.
Two pints to the teacher for initiating such and interesting project (although he loses one of them for not researching where space starts).
A sneaky pint behind bike sheds to the students for getting it all working.
The BBC can buy the pints and do the washing up afterwards for pretending to be a serious news organisation.
BBC at it again
On a side note - did anyone see this today from the professionals at the BBC?
If you watch the video the most worrying thing is that the students and the teacher are all convinced they have been to 'Space'
No wonder those girls in the video need a bit of DIY - their voices are so annoying!
Re: I know it's geeky
I know I am being pedantic but -
But is there any photos of inside the 'pod'
But are there any photos of the inside of the pod (it is a pod, you don't need quotes) and a spec (just the one?) of what it can do etc?
with apologies to BlackAdder
When I was a small boy, I used to watch the Marsh Warblers swooping in my mothers undercroft, and I remember thinking "Will LOHAN ever fly?"
Oh the irony
If they manage to crack my password they will find a whole notebook I made about Web security and preventing DDOS attacks!
Was it a Revulva?
We have in a negative success situation!
As the OP said - It will become French law and the French will ignore it.
I bet the new adapter still won't fit in the HDMI socket on the side of my laptop (right next to the USB socket)
Ever tried putting one on in the dark?
I'm glad the office has emptied out for lunch
You must work for the media.
Re: "Of all the many and varied stupid things in the world"
"It's not exactly stupid - most people are more inclined to say "March 14th" than "the 14th of March", after all. It just isn't hierarchical to talk about March 14th 2014."
Most people! You mean Americans and Radio 1 DJs
March isn't the 14th of anything. However most people understand the 14th 'day' of March.
Pliers cause pain
Accidentally pinching the web of skin between your thumb and index finger whilst using pliers hurts like a bastard!
Before you ask - No I do not have webbed fingers.
Also - if you are unfamiliar with the phrase 'hurts like a bastard', try pinching your skin with pliers and all will be revealed.
Soyuz return to earth explained
Cool video here that explains how the Soyuz, undocks, de-orbits and safely returns to earth:
Re: No shit Sherlock
however if you were sat next to me on the train I would see you typing Shift-8 x number of times ;-)
No shit Sherlock
I agree - don't go spraying all your sensitive data over a public Wi-Fi connection that you have no control over.
On a slightly related subject it seems a lot of people are getting lazy over data protection when in public places, especially on public transport. Many a time on my train journey I am sat next to somebody in their mobile office and can see who they work for, what they are working on, who they are communicating with, their username and password (I can see what you are typing - those asterisks do not fool me) besides a lot more.
Sochi seems so long ago now doesn't it?
There was a clue with the failing ring though......
Re: Test subject
"Average UK lifespan is 81 --- so he's currently, err, less than average."
It is now - but not when he was born ;-)
Be careful how you use statistics.
My father, although now not a heavy drinker, was a keen homebrew wine producer and consumer for about twenty years. He enjoys bacon sarnies, beef dripping on toast, vast quantities of cheese, butter not marg, coffee by the bucket-load and red meat every day - he does not like garlic.
We celebrated his 80th birthday in December by going for a slap up meal in a pub!
Lesser of the two evils
I would rather trudge round the shops than admit that I drive a Volvo.
33 years after it was first launched we can now print our own ZX-81
First the Headlines
Spy agencies are spying on people!
and in other news, Scientists have discovered that bears do indeed shit in the woods.
And now the weather...
Bare wires and insulation tape/matchsticks.
My father could connect anything to anything with the above - however this sometimes meant replacing the house fuses with something a bit more reliable like a nail.
HP print management software
I have an HP Multi Function Laserjet - Apart from the appalling noise it makes at random times of the day when it suddenly decides to 'calibrate' itself it is providing me with some amusement.
I should explain I work from home and the printer is used several times a day. For some months now it has been tellling me that the toner is low in all four of the cartridges - the black one since before the summer. The pop-up messages are getting more and more stressy as it is convinced that I should have shelled out at least £50 per cartridge by now.
I am waiting to see what will happen first, I actually run out of toner or the pop up has a complete breakdown.
Pot - Kettle - Black
Shit yourself slim
Feed them to all the obese kids that the Daily Mirror keeps banging on about.
For our American Cousins - The Daily Mirror is a 'news' paper that tells stupid people in the UK all the things they need to worry about (most bad things are the result of hoards of immigrants btw).
Guinness is Irish not British........
Not pedantic - just preserving correct English.
A pint of real beer to you.
Re: Open question
Thanks (and to Mr Wilkinson)
That makes sense.
These rocket scientists are bloody clever aren't they.
Reading this line - "During the lunar night, the lander and the rover were in a power-off condition and the communication with Earth was also cut off" has reminded me of something that has always confused me.
How do they switch it back on again? Is it on a timer?
Anyway - well done to Jade Rabbit and all the team.
Re: grammar chequer?
All this proves is that iPhone users are quicker to get the correct answers - not that they got more.
Re: Makes sense to me...
Mod is now normally used as an abbreviation of 'Modification'
Good Luck with that
Persuade people drive to their local town, drive round for ages looking for a parking space, battle through the crowds, placate their bored kids with a crappy meal from any number of foreign owned, tax avoiding food concessions and queue for hours in crowded stores that may or may not have what you want in stock. If they do it will cost nearly half as much as it does on the internet.
Alternatively - Buy it now - delivered to you door 2-5 working days later. All from the comfort of your armchair.
Lily Cole's best contribution to the internet is her work with Juergen Teller........
A penetrating run in to the box......
XP IS NOT going to stop working in 100 days time.
Also I am sure that the Indian banks are using more 'up to date' back end technology. All XP is used for is as desktop. It will continue to run most applications and with a browser it can access the internet and the cloud. If they really needed to upgrade they would probably go for Windows 7.
Microsoft are sh1tting themselves because, like the rest of us, no businesses in their right mind wan't to purchase Windows 8.
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