* Posts by Cameron Colley

2226 publicly visible posts • joined 13 Jun 2007

Adobe sounds off on iPad's Flash slap

Cameron Colley

Not used for anything I want to see...

..Apart from Youtube, BBC iPlayer, ITV player, 4OD, TV Catchup, Fantastic Contraption...

While I think most people will agree the world would be a better place without flash, at present if you want any kind of video, music or game content on the web then you need flash.

Steve Jobs re-invents the portable telly

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it's what Apple do best.

They make computers for people who don't like computers. Apple products are just information versions of washing machines and fridges.

Regulator sniffs around stonking iPhone game bills

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This is simply not true!!!!!!!!

This story must all be a lie! Apple have complete control over the iPhone and all the applications written for it and would never allow an application which exhibited this kind of behaviour!

So, as has been asked above, are Apple incompetent or thieves? Either way, they're lying to their customers.

California school pulls 'oral sex' dictionary

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I may be imagining it.

But ISTR that one teacher had a dictionary in which "fart" was described as "a small explosion between the legs" and "fuck" was "sexual intercourse between dogs".

Prolific hacker releases PlayStation exploit

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Isn't this a DMCA violation?

Will be interesting to see Sony's response to this.

Chinese Avatards scale Hallelujah Mountain

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Gald to see Hypocrisy and "Communism" are still so closely linked.

Nice to see the fuckwits in China are carrying on the old Soviet style of hypocritical communism -- banning their own subjects from seeing all things "decadent and western" while relying on said decadent West to fund the decadent lifestyle of the country's owners.

New inside out hover-magnet fusion reactor debuts at MIT

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Won't solve a thing.

Fusion power won't solve any energy crisis -- the reaction chamber will be found to give off "ill waves" and so the only place reactors will be legal is in space, where they will attract "space tax" from the government of any territory they fly over.

The governments of the world would never allow anything which threatened to solve such a major problem as this -- people might talking about freedom if they did.

Sun squeals over 'UK's first iPhone baby'

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Indeed, I may seek the app out myself.

Could be a great help in knowing when to just say "yes dear" and cower...

Bloated Office 2010 kicks dirt in face of old computers

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Erm... why?

As someone who works in a firm still using Office 2003 I have to ask: How will it save money for IT to upgrade the PC and Laptop estate? How, as a CIO, would you convince an already recession-hit firm to spend a few million on new kit?

Oh, and since Office 2007 was the version after Office 2003 -- the PCs only have to be about 5 years old. Oddly enough, you can still get hard drives, RAM and peripherals which work with such ancient kit and it tends to be cheaper than a new PC.

Microsoft dodges multi-million dollar WGA payout

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@Mister_C

So, you pay the price for Windows because you apparently need it.

You have to admit though, that if you're suing dongle-controlled software and Windows licensing servers then you've probably been using MS software long enough to know what they're like -- so by choosing to stay in teh industry you're in you're tacitly accepting things like WGA. Nothing wrong with that at all!

It's the people who use Windows when they don't need to because "Macs cost too much" and Linux is too hard" and then go on to bith about WGA and the like without taking up an alternative who piss me off.

Then there are the CIOs etc. who buy into vendor lock-in systems because you can't get fired for using Windows. It's fun to hear them struggle with budgets now the recession's here.

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RE: Then stop using Windows

I couldn't agree more. If you don't like WGA then it's simple -- don't run Windows.

I'm sick of people buying software from a company who they know treat users like shit, then complaining about it. Anyone who has bought an MS product since WGA was rolled out is now paying for the MS lawyers and for MS to continue to make their own computers more tied down.

In short: If MS causes you problems then tough shit -- you're obviously too stupid or too lazy to use an alternative.

Microsoft's top lawyer demands a cloud computing law

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"every country that wants a piece of the cloud"?

I have no idea what that means.

Some companies and individuals may want to "use the cloud" -- but they should think seriously about whether they want their data stored on North Korean servers rented by a Colombian company.

There are no new issues here, "the cloud" is not special, this is just MS trying to legislate themselves a better market share.

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Unhappy

I can write this story in less words:

Microsoft are to lobby us.gov into creating laws which in some way mandate the use of one of its patents related to cloud computing.

More MIDs with ARM than Atom by 2013

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Unhappy

So, where is it then?!

Where is the ARM+Linux netbook type device people keep banging on about, that will destroy MS's position in the "netbook space", or whatever?

I'm guessing what this report means is more Googlephones and a few iMnOTatABLET's sold.

Manchester ID staff suffer isolation as new dawn fades

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I read it as "will get an entry in teh card database".

The only option being whether you want an ID card to carry around or not. By which time the police will have the power to arrest anyone who can't prove who they are when questioned under section 44.

You don't think that this shit will stop just because some other puppets are "in power" do you?

Cardiff tops UK plastic fraud list

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FAIL

This simply cannot be!

Chip 'n' PIN, that great music-hall act, have put a stop to all card crime, surely? After all, it is now impossible to use a credit or debit card without a PIN, isn't it? What? You mean that Chip and PIN has made no difference? People can still take card details and use them online etc. without knowing the all-powerful PIN?

Surely it's not possible that Chip and Pin wasn't ever supposed to be a solution to credit card fraud, but simply a way to push the blame onto the consumer?

PM: UK airports to get perv scanners next week

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For selling to perverts, one assumes?

Since wearing them would make you almost guaranteed to be pulled aside for strip-searching or worse.

FBI faked terror alerts to get phone records

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I think you'll find you mean:

"Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." Apparently it's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee.

At least, that's according to one of the scum who started this whole thing.

UK border database on target and budget, says Home Office

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1.2Bn of our money...

...given away so that a few home office types can get consulting positions, kickbacks, and nice pensions.

You have to love being farmed.

Google banned 30,000 advertisers post Economic Resurrection

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You're missing hte point.

Either:

a) Google was deliberately allowing dodgy companies to advertise -- potentially exposing us all to scams and malware.

Or:

b) Google banned some legitimate companies from advertising with it because it felt like it.

Now, if point 'b' above is correct then, as you quite rightly point out, "it's just business" -- though for a company which says "don't do evil" it seems a little odd, I also wonder at a company whose T's and C's include "we can drop you any time for no reason, ner ner" when they're all for neutrality and all that.

If point 'a' is correct, then Google have deliberately exposed a large number of web users to problems for their own financial gain -- which seems a little "evil" to me.

Google are generally "bashed" for being hypocritical rather than for being a business -- and a lot of their practices make Microsoft and Apple look downright "caring".

Exploit code for potent IE zero-day bug goes wild

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Indeed, hardly "legacy".

The latest version of BES management console from RIM appears to only work in IE -- yes, that's right, one of the biggest smartphone providers on the planet employs idiots as coders or project managers.

McKinnon: The longest ever game of pass the parcel

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"better off mentally"

That would depend on who he shared his cell and the communal areas with with, surely? Would also depend on where he served the sentence -- back when he was accused he could have quite easily been left to rot in Guantanamo bay, being an evil terrorist and all that.

As for those suggesting he "do the time" -- are you seriously suggesting that 10 years in a maximum security prison full of murderers and people who want to abuse you is the correct punishment for trespassing?

Iraqi weapons inspector accused in online sex sting

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That'll learn him.

That'll teach him to disagree with the government lie about "WMD".

Though one does wonder why, after being targeted by police on a previous occasion, he chose to chat to someone else -- only a cynic would suggest that the guy has been effectively framed.

Universities avoid Kindle over accessibility barriers

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I was about to say the same thing.

Surely the Americans With Disabilities people should be suing every university in the US fro using non-accessible paper-and-ink based books?

Survey outs Britain as nation of tech twits

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Not really a techie survey.

As has been pointed out, VHD is term not often used -- and it's not entirely free of ambiguity when you consider tmpfs and other RAM disks.

As for SaaS -- that's just a term used by management, surely?

The you get onto the CEOs -- how does it help me to set up, configure and administer a Windows domain to know who Bill; Gates is, for example?

E-book readers attract unwanted VAT

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Where would you like your books?

While it's not likely that someone would want tens, hundreds or even thousands of books on a train journey they may want to own a large number of books -- where would you suggest someone store hundreds or thousands of real books? We don't all have houses large enough for libraries you know.

That's forgetting the fact that, for example, carrying a book in a language foreign to yourself and a dictionary may be a little heavier than carrying one ebook.

You may not personally benefit from ebooks, but I would have thought you could appreciate why others might.

New Labour bring old Nuremberg Laws to Britain

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It's hard to do anything when you're shouted down.

As I mentioned in my post, people actually don't care -- personally I'm sick of being called a tinfoil hat wearer when trying to raise awareness of this kind of thing. Most of us know what happens to protesters -- and if you were to try and encourage anti-government protests and thinking you'd end up in jail as a terrorist. I think history illustrates the futility of protesting against oppressive regimes without the support of a good many people throughout the system.

To put it another way -- if "the man in the street" cared about this stuff when told then, yes, I'd probably have formed a protest group -- but seeing as nobody cards that's a hard thing to do.

Might I, in turn, ask what you have done? If you've done something then let us know so we can help -- if you've not then kindly fuck off and die because, by your own reasoning, you're complicit in this government's plans.

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The problem is that most of the population like it.

If you ask most of the population what they think of stop and search under section 44, for instance, they reply with the usual "nothing to hide, nothing to fear" response. While it seems like most on El Reg are becoming increasingly worried by this government and their increasingly fascistic laws most of the population aren't worried at all, it would seem.

Microsoft tells UK schools: buy our software, save money

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Linux

Schools should be kept MS free.

Since experience gained using Linux can be fairly easily used when it come to using MS software there's no reason kids should learn the MS way of doing things in schools. Plus, the use of Linux by kids would allow them to make better choices when it comes to buying and using computers as adults -- some may even choose Mac or even Linux if they've had prior experience with OSs other than Windows.

Taking my Linux fanboi head off for a moment, using free software would allow schools to prolong the life of older hardware, due to lower memory and disk footprints as well as allowing the cannibalisation of older machines without worry about licensing.

T-Mobile UK earmarks two tariffs for scrappage

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I like Flext too.

Though I have to admit to making hardly any calls -- so I dare say free unlimited texts would do me OK. If they scrap Web n Walk, however, they'll loose me as a customer -- it's the only reason I went with T-Mobile in the first place.

West Country pagans tie horses in knots

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Alien

It's aliens!!!

They're bored of making pretty patterns in fields, so now they're turning their hands to horse hairdressing. Or, perhaps, they're planning on abducting people and plaiting their hair, but thought they'd practice on a more intelligent species first.

Or, it might just be "pranksters" or is that too boring to consider?

Fem-rage shocker: Woman zaps ex-boyf with pink taser

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A quick look at the NRA literature says perhaps not.

It may just be that only the stories where the victim isn't charged get into the press, and certainly they will be the only ones on the NRA website, but it would appear that in the US you are actually allowed to defend yourself with force -- even deadly force -- should you need to.

In the UK on the other hand, simply swearing at someone who wants to assault you could get you arrested and charged.

Nokia opens Ovi Store for N900s

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I didn't get Linux drivers for my E71 either...

Let's face it, most people out there use Windows and, so, most manufacturers provide Windows drivers. Yes, you get Mac drivers for some products -- but as a Mac buyer aren't you supposed to have an iPhone anyhow?

Judge blames RealNetworks for DVD-ripping ban

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The fact DMCA exists at all pretty much sums it up.

When laws are passed with no other purpose but to allow cartels to operate you know your society is in trouble.

The US (and the UK) no longer have justice systems, just laws to keep the population from doing anything without paying their masters.

Taser offers obsessive parents total mobe intrusion package

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But this is for the US...

..Where 12 year old kids drive and parents want to know what their offspring are up to 24 hours a day until they reach 21, at which point they don't care any more.

Hacker pierces hardware firewalls with web page

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Sure it's that simple?

"ftp ports aren't blocked by default, being as they are a pretty much essential part of being able to use the internet for downloading materiale from servers/sites etc."

Ok, then try connecting to any port on my machine and see what happens...

The firewall will allow _outgoing_ connections to the ports but not incoming -- unless, of course, I have an FTP server running and the port forwarded. In that case, without this exploit, you'd still nto be able to connect to to any other port.

Sex in the Noughties: How was it for you?

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Unhappy

This government need a hard fisting in the ring.

I am actually ashamed of this country and its pathetic, prudish and oppressive laws. We should be living in an enlightened, free and accepting society -- instead we're living in a giant reform school where we're not allowed any freedom of expression or action "for our own good" so we "don't hurt ourselves".

Kate Winslet sports top celeb bod

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Not just fasionistas.

Don't forget the role of ALRIGHT magazine and the like with their pictures of "celebrity cellulite" and their praise for morons like Mylene "nothing wrong with putting on weight/look at me after my amazing diet!!!!!" Klass.

We can only hope that this shows that women are beginning to realise that it's OK to look like a human being and most men prefer real women to airbrushed stick-insects.

Personally, I just have to say "Wot, no America Ferrera?!?"

Brum DJ canned for cutting short Her Maj

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Black Helicopters

"...automated logging stations..."?

Aren't most of those owned by the US, who don't care about the queen or operated on behalf of the government, who wish to abolish the royal family?

Border Agency and Cardiff fail on FoI reviews

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"Take action"

Pray tell, how will they do that?

Since these are government run bodies they can't be fined or, rather, if they are it makes no difference to anyone apart from the taxpayer whose money is wasted during the process. Perhaps people will be arrested and sentenced? Perhaps also pigs will fly.

English language falls to the Slashdot effect

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FAIL

Just added a 600 year old word?

Unless I'm a time traveller or something I seem to recall "redact" meaning the same thing about ten or so years ago (I'm embarrassed it was so recently) when I first came across the term.

It seems that some dictionaries have been aware of it for a while.

From Merriem-Webster online:

Main Entry: re·dact

Pronunciation: \ri-ˈdakt\

Function: transitive verb

Etymology: Middle English, from Latin redactus, past participle of redigere

Date: 15th century

1 : to put in writing : frame

2 : to select or adapt (as by obscuring or removing sensitive information) for publication or release; broadly : edit

3 : to obscure or remove (text) from a document prior to publication or release

O2 grovels for London network failure

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Full signal but how many "free slots"?

I'm not technical enough to fully understand it -- but ISTR that each base station can only serve a given number of customers -- due to having to allocate "slots" to them. Perhaps someone in the know could explain, as I can't recall if it works on time or frequency or both?

Assuming I'm not terribly wrong with the above -- then more base stations would mean more "slots" able to serve more customers.

As for the cabled backhaul -- yes, that would affect overall speed but should not cause you to be completely without internet unless it becomes completely saturated (which it may well be, but that's another problem).

Samsung's Galaxy stuck in history

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What's in the contract?

Surely the answer is simple -- if the contract says you will be given OS updates as and when then you get them, if it doesn't then you won't.

As for expecting Android to be anything other than Google's open-source-based answer to WinMo -- only the naive would think that.

Heck, I'm waiting to purchase an N900 -- but I'm not expecting any more than the device can do when I buy it without some nice people in the FOSS community working on it.

Or, to put it another way: Should people buying Vista machines in the run-up to Win7 expect a free upgrade even if they weren't told they would get one? Do people expect Dell to support an upgrade from Ubuntu 8.04 to 9.10 without a contract specifying that they will?

Nokia jacks up Apple patent complaint

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IANAL, but I think Nokia _have to_ sue Apple?

My understanding of Patents (though, I admit I'm from the UK) is that if you don't seek license fees from another company for using them, or defend your patent against infringement in court, then you loose that patent? If that's the case in the US, then Nokia _have to_ sue Apple or face the loss of any future licensing revenue on their patented hardware designs.

Wikileaks suspends ops to launch pledge drive

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Donate, and become a terrorist.

While I largely applaud the mission of sites like Wikileaks to make information which should be freely available freely available I would be extremely hesitant to give any money to their site.

Last I heard "funding terrorism" was a rather serious offence in the UK, and I can't help thinking that Wikileaks release of certain information would be thought of as a terrorist action by our current fascist overlords.

Secret code protecting cellphone calls set loose

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That's why they call it the Daily Fail...

I'd say the situation in Afghanistan is much like the situation here -- the government and those with phone company connections regularly listen in on calls without the need for any "digital scanners" picking up the calls.

Microsoft IIS vuln leaves users open to remote attack

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I have to agree here.

I'm certainly no expert myself, but I'm constantly surprised by Microsoft-Certified IT people displaying ignorance of anything other than the MS "wizards" their exams were on.

I've also found it amusing how Linux/Unix types seem to do a decent job of configuring, troubleshooting and maintaining MS servers once they find where the settings they require are -- same can't be said of MS types on Linux/Unix boxes.

Fancy a lottery win? Smoke dried vulture brains

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Quick! Think up something that Gulls and Pigeons can be sold for!

Then, with any luck, people will start killing the annoying vermin to sell to the stupid.

Google Chrome OS goes native (code)

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@Those mentioning Sodium Chloride:

You might want to go back and look at the article with the images enabled. ;~)

Publisher asks Google, AT&T to unmask network intruder

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But it isn't personal.

While I agree that "hacking into" a magazine and publishing the content early isn't something which should be condoned it's hardly either theft or invasion of privacy.

Nothing was stolen -- the content is still sitting there on the hard drives of the magazine.

As far as is reported, privacy was not invaded because only magazine content was copied -- any information contained within the article would either be comment on public domain information, or information which was set to become public domain anyhow.