* Posts by minky

21 posts • joined 7 Jul 2011

Hankering for a Nobel Prize? EAT MORE CHOCOLATE

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The researchers seemed to have overlooked...

...that in addition to a cash prize each laureate also receives 274839 Mars Bars?

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'Chinese' attack sucks secrets from US defence contractor

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go home china drone clone

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Yahoo! scuppered! in! Dailymotion! buyout! attempt!

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Coat

Dailymotion

About 10:30 for me <snigger>

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Huawei boss: Next CEO won't be member of my family

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Ren Ping

You'll find him in the Connectivity Department.

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Brit cops blow £14m on software - then just flush it down the bogs

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Coat

'Brit cops blow £14m on software - then just flush it down the bogs'

Surely that should be

'It fell down the stairs, boss'

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Bank Muscat hit by $39m ATM cash-out heist

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12 Bank Muscat prepaid Travel Cards were compromised... RO 15 million.

Fucking hell, last time I bought a Travel Card it cost about 40 quid.

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Chip daddy Mead: 'A bunch of big egos' are strangling science

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A 2.5GHz 2.2mW/25μW On/Off-State Power 2psrms-Long-Term-Jitter Digital.......

I've just come.

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iPhone queue ‘superficial and pretentious’ says queuing fangirl

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"When Apple create a product that cures cancer, then write about it."

The Chuck Norris Phone has an app for that.

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BSkyB punches Virgin Media in ads watchdog fist fight

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Re: copper wire

I don't get why the ASA don't get onto VM about 'fibre optic broadband'. I'm sure most people would interpret that as FTTP. Bugs me everytime I hear ads for it.

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BA staff to google for snaps, dirt on biz-class passengers

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Know Me

would that be in the Biblical sense...?

Just say Know Thanks.

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Facebook accused of 'wanton' use of Canadian woman's pics

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Debbie Douez

Dallas?

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Crims fall back on old-school cons to avoid anti-fraud tech

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Re: Plastic Crime

I guess in Playmobil land credit cards are made out of meat.

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Open-sourcers suggest Linux secure boot block workarounds

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"...allowing Linux distress..."

Bit like Windows distress, but at least you don't have to pay for it.

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Pumped-up radio telescope seeks new moniker

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Fuck Me, That's a Very Large Array

Where do I collect...?

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MS kills, un-kills kills Zune player line

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Who's Zune?

Zune's dead, baby. Zune's dead.

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iPhone 5 a no-show at Apple's 'Let's talk iPhone' event

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Unhappy

But, but, but...

where's the Magic and the Revolution...?

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Ballmer: Uninspiring performance and a small package

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Perhaps he should be known as

Steve mer, since he's dropped the Ball a few times...

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Defendant presents Playmobil rendering of court in court

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Mushroom

Imagine coupling that to a Google StreetView surveillance feedback loop and we could all get sucked into a space-time Mobius strip...

Aiieeeeeeeeee

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Giant iPhone 4 brings Mac OS X to the table

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Looks really cool

...hope he has a good lawyer

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World first: UK boffins print out working 3D aeroplane

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Happy

Good to see...

British engineering still must be accompanied by a cup of tea.

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Orange puts budget smartphones on the map

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Stockholm

...at first you feel like a hostage, but eventually you grow to love it

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