Not horseshit. Appleshit.
460 posts • joined 6 Jul 2011
Re: Hardly a surprise
It would be nice if they had informed people that it would happen, obviously APPLE knew, they just failed to inform the CUSTOMER that his/her device could only be repaired at their overpriced glossy repair shops. If they can get an appointment at a time suitable to them. No doubt after connecting the brick to iTunes the data on the host is also deleted, or the account bricked. Security: Of income to Apple (falling sales? This isn't going to help is it?)
Re: Why are they ending it now?
The EU is largely irrelevant as far as vehicle regulations go. The EU directives are handed-down to us, as they are handed-down to the EU, from UNECE:
You just have the EGR deleted from the management system.....along with the pee-gone detection
Respect. What you get with 2.5 tonnes around you and 1 tonne being driven by a twat coming towards you.
Re: extend US privacy rights to Europeans.
Don't be silly. The law is extending to EU citizens all the rights available to US citizens. None.
Safe Harbour; It never held water in the first place.
Re: There's a clever quip in here somewhere.
Funnily enough, applicants to the police service are allowed minor past offences!
Re: Conceal minor offenses after 10 years
Q.7: Is a DBS/CRB certificate transferable (i.e. to another employer)? What is the DBS Update Service?
If the applicant is a member of the "DBS Update Service" they need to show you their original hard-copy DBS certificate. You need to check that it is the:
correct level (Standard or Enhanced),
correct workforce (adult or child workforce) and ....
that the barred list checks were carried out (if you need them).
The applicant must also need to provide you with their unique "DBS Update Subscription Number", so that you can check if their have been any changes to their DBS certificate.
To do this please go to the DBS website and follow the on-screen instructions.
If the applicant is not a member of the DBS Update Service, there are a number of factors you should take into consideration before accepting a DBS certificate issued by a different employer.
Please refer to the DBS guidelines on accepting a previously issued certificate which can be found on their website.
The DBS Update Service is managed solely by the DBS. If you have any problems or queries regarding the DBS Update Service, please contact the DBS by telephone: 03000 200 190 or email.
Actually, it's so that the police can send someone round to shag her first. After the PNC was altered so that any/all checks on women for personal reasons (IE: going round her place after midnight to check her status) were logged (resulting in a large number of early retirements, and a few convictions).
Never attribute a reason for doing something to justice when a base reason is more likely to be accurate.
The rehabilitation of offenders act means that offences committed over ten years previously do not have to be disclosed and are not shown on a standard DBS disclosure. An advanced disclosure shows all convictions, and any other information on-file that is considered relevant. Except in DBSScotland, where even standard disclosures result in total CR disclosure. Hence the reason several large employers go to Scotland for checks. Several English councils, acting as "umbrella" organisations also use DBS Scotland.
There is an official route around all civil rights/justice obligations.
Re: Untapped resource
What makes you think they are not?
Maybe the disasters are the result of spooks not getting it right?
Re: MP letter-writing time again
If you are a guy, or guys, or women, and you have whole stack of money, and you "sponsor" someone to be Your Man (or Your Woman) in government, you do not want them to be too bright or independent.
They are only there to glow in the light of publicity, big themselves up on the TV, and do what you tell them to.
Hence Dumbos' R Us in Westmonster.
Re: No! You _must_ blame them for trying!
Democracy is for little people.
Those who do not get "the big picture"
Governments are not worried about terrorists: Terrorists get to be a problem when there are a lot in one organisation with Big Bombs, for those we have armies.
Governments are not worried about other governments: They are usually run by the same type of people, only differing by language of nation, they all have Big Bombs so do not want the other owners of Big Bombs to drop them ON them (mutually assured self-protection)
Governments are worried about their own people, and their own people getting together with other governments own people.
OK, we have no guns; but a corpse is not overly worried if it got blown-up, bludgeoned, stabbed or shot, any-way, it is no longer living.
Several tens of millions of seriously pissed-off people with hammers, are more interesting to our government than a few hundred suicide bombers.
Hence mass surveillance...
Re: Cure for that...
You forgot: make use of their product mandatory!
They seem, from this article and their actions, to not be in the cyber-security business.
They seem to be in the cyber-INsecurity business.
How long before a chinese biz person produces a lookalike that actually has a wireless camera installed?
Sprinkle a few around the HR bogs...after all, HR spends most of its time fucking people...
Re: I think it *will* be a ghastly mess
In the long, not-so-far-away, future.........
Re: I think it *will* be a ghastly mess
Given that with a system powered from renewable sources, some form of system regulation will be needed. smart meters will be part of the "demand side regulation" (as opposed to having loads of dispatchable generators)....they will enable rapid re-pricing of supply...who is going to continue running the dryer/washer/dishwasher when the unit cost has just clicked into 75p/unit?
And it will, of course, be a costly, patchy, bodged and unworking mess. Just like a lot of .gov ideas...
Re: He's right... and fighting a losing battle.
You're assuming that the gov is even interested in "terrorists".
Terror[ists] are hardly much of a risk to a government, worrying about an uprising by their own population is much more likely to be central to their endeavors.
And you don't actually know they're indiscriminately slurping all data, you're just assuming it.
Of course, governments never lie....
Re: Reality Distortion Field
With over $180 billion of Apple money held offshore, and liable to 35% US tax if brought into the US, Cook is not lying, but is stretching the limits of truth.
Now, if the Italian tax authorities can make Apple pay, why can HMRC not manage it (hint: their senior staff are mainly part-time employees, their other jobs are with banks, accountancies and BigBiz)
As I wander around Papworth NHS my tablet is connected to the free wifi patients have access to. No sign-in. Several staff channels are available, secure sign-in is active. And at least three channels for equipment.....
Obviously they were taking hunts advice over a year ago.......
Or maybe he is still talking out of his solid excreta channel?
Oh, catch-up is available. But dinotube seems to be disabled. Oh well, with the canulas' inserted wanking will be a rattley affair anyway.
Re: Should we follow the money?
Up someone elses ass...
Given that on earth the fat liberally spatters over anything, and in space there is a lack of gravity (and gravitas); we can take it that everything will be liberally greased?
Re: Apple coverage is almost universally amusing
They'd probably (?) make higher profits if their stuff didn't last so well.....
I mean, who is still using a 4-year-old mobile phone (i4S) and similar tablet (ipad2).
Oh, that would be me!
Re: What's to clean?
Actually, the help line will be in Malasia. Probably one already handling talktalk cuntstomer shitvices.
Re: Or, on the other hand, we could actually solve the problem
In my experience, the male toilets are full of females urinating. Those with no female presence tend to have a smell that requires a strong stomach to tolerate. After 6 pints strong stomachs are not much in evidence. Instead of pissing down a wall, just pee on the ground.
Re: Tetchy teens toll trumps trained terrorists
I'm guessing that now would not be the time to throw deaths in the US from medical error into the mix?
That dwarfs anything, other than heart disease and cancer, and is far, FAR, more than terrorism/war/police-shootings/accidental shooting: Combined.
Re: VM = Virtual Media?
I thought the whole point of any virgin group company was to get the taxpayer to stump-up cash, then sell the biz and bugger-off abroad?
New uses for old drugs: A growing revenue stream....
Probably a bad line to the Malaysian call centre. Or maybe the call centre is still trying to make sense of the TalkTalk debacle?
"Some, not all"
I think it highly unlikely that only some abuse a "gentlemans agreement".
It's much more likely that the other 42 forces are busy ignoring the "law".
After all, they're hardly going to be chasing themselves to court, are they.
Re: Will it work?
If it's such high quality, why is it so bitter?
Only if downwind......
Re: Basic Problem
So, get honest. You don't like paying tax here, go and live somewhere else.
Otherwise, while you're busy ducking tax, don't whine about the infrastructure being worn out, or the services being crap, or hospitals running in the red....no police, poorly equipped army (etc)....
Still, if you have your own little pacific island I suppose the rest of the planet is a bit garbage innit.
Re: Basic Problem
"If you are a U.S. citizen or resident alien, the rules for filing income, estate, and gift tax returns and paying estimated tax are generally the same whether you are in the United States or abroad. ***Your worldwide income is subject to U.S. income tax, regardless of where you reside***"
Sauce for the goose.....
Re: Basic Problem
The basic problem, more so than the taxation being built into the price, is that the money being salted away is not being used in the economy. No investment into productive use, unless you count buying property in London/New York as productive.
Paying as little tax as legally possible, well, that's ok..so I'll just open myself a few offshore accounts and shift my wages to Bermuda via Ireland...bet the gov would rapidly shift its arse to shut that down: If 30 million people did the same as a few corporations, or a few hundred multi-billionaires.
The rich get away with it because they're rich, and have bought the politicians.
Re: Useless bus? @dan
Quite right. The powers-that-be, and their owners, couldn't give a rats arse about terrorists, they're much more worried about the massed billions getting peed-off with being used as cannon/bank fodder and heading in their direction with pitchforks (suitably coated with cow/pig dung previously)
Re: Not exactly as reported
It actually makes good sense to have the software detect the difference between urban/rural and switch to a more economic setting.....they just went a bit too far [maybe][never forget the EPA is hardly an untarnished organisation].
Doubtless they'll have many thousands claiming their health has been ruined...etc
Re: "I think it's absolutely vitally important that we enable parents...............
The gov knows all that...this is stage 1 of active censorship
Don't you mean ejaculated into his bacon?
TalkTalk plays 'no legal obligation' card on encryption – fails to think of the children (read: its customers)
Re: What qualifies Dido Harding to run a major broadband provider?
Which brings us back to her getting roasted by various MPs'.....
Re: She's right....
They had a reputation to lose?
I must have missed that as it flew past me at just under lightspeed....
Re: As I observed elsewhere in this illustrious mag
Obviously you have never been a talkcrap customer.....
Why change the business model because somebody else stole their customers details..
Re: As I observed elsewhere in this illustrious mag
Door open = theft not burglary !!
How secure can anything be when any of their people cannot even pronounce my name?
The bill I can access online (no, don't laugh, you can access it....when the "MyAccount" website actually accepts the password) (it'll be fixed in 28 days..they guarantee...twice so far) does not match the billed amount on their screens. Even worse....I am quite sure that the person I talked to, at talktalk, was the same person who talktalked gibberish to me when I was with BT a few months ago (their service was crap too, so obviously they have been talking to talktalk and getting lessons in how to not give a service)......there has been fibre in the village for 10 months now....BTs'....for another 7 quid I can have FTTC....when BT actually bother to get it working.
Re: CEO Interview on 5 Live
Customers contact talktalk for helpful advice?
Has she ever tried to talk, to talktalk, about anything?
Help on connection problems....no...they know little about anything other than running through the same check list, then sending someone round and trying to bill you for it ( in a worst-case scenario they will send a BT guy around, then both try to Bill you)(and the problem is never solved anyway)
Help with billing...you're 'avin' a laugh?
Their offshore staff speak poor English, they have worse connection problems than their cuntstomers, and they have serious problems accessing billing data anyway (maybe talkcrap should hire the scammers, they obviously know their way around the systems)
To make things worse (yes, I have been phoned by the scammers) the scammers talk much better English than the paid staff......
28 days to make myaccount work.....and counting.
Wrong bills (not new)
Telephone staff not understandable (and not too bright)
Oh well...some things are constant and unchanging, in a changing world.
Talktalk/bad service/no service/no interest/no give a shit.