My webcam is still working...
Just trolling :-P
81 posts • joined 3 Jul 2011
My webcam is still working...
Just trolling :-P
That's spelled "y'all", y'all.
And if it's plural, it's " all y'all ".
Oh, good Lord, it's actually picked up by Swype and spelled correctly!!!
Mine is "Oh, computer" said in Star Trek "Scotty" accent with rolled Rs. No rolled Rs, no access.
Unless you use the keyboard.
How dare they!
OK, how did Google get me on their side?!?
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie forever!!!
Jack of all trades, master of none?
I'm actually starting to root for Microsoft to get its act together as a counterweight to Google.
And stick with F/OSS drivers!
With great power comes great responsibility.
p.s. Any professional organizations, like a trade guild, which band together for the common good of sysadmins across corporations? Would supporting the F/OSS solutions together make them more worthy?
I trust Microsoft to do exactly what an American corporation is required to do... increase shareholder value.
Morality not required. "Ethics" only insofar as it is required by law. Probably.
This makes Microsoft very predictable. Unfortunately.
Using an MVNO that uses the Sprint network, I'm satisfied. Though I've got to admit, my carrier stresses Wi-Fi first and I'm in a small city. So speed is not really my issue...
Go, Sprint, go!!! Give Verizon and AT&T a run for their money!
If they won't do it, tax them into the ground and do it for yourself... THIS IS what governments are for, after maintaining a military to keep the peace from abroad and a police force to keep the peace within.
(a very confused libertarian)
[edit... Yeah, Zog, ya beat me to it]
... the storage would come with late eighties / early nineties PC games.
Naïvité, to be sure, wearing rose-coloured glasses ;-)
Requiescat in pace, dear friend.
The writing is not yet on the stone, but I see it on the wall.
I'll visit from time to time, as I come to see SeaMonkey.
You work for Microsoft, maybe?
Verizon MVNO... PagePlus Cellular.
Resold and serviced by Kitty Wireless for the best experience for my money.
If Sprint is OK, check out Republic Wireless. Voice text unlimited $10/month plus tax/fees (about $14 total). Uses WiFi when available. Superior sound quality on Wi-Fi.
More like MegaSlurp!
Use Linux instead!!!
(Tongue firmly emplanted in cheek <*>... I just came over because it says MS :-P... Yay maths majors!!!)
Ubuntu phone patches?
It's open source, baby! Compile your own!
(Yeah, no, me neither... I could, but...)
Welcome aboard, folks. :-)
At least Outlook.com lets me use POP3 so I can use Thunderbird.
What an overwrought, cpu cycle stealing cow of a beast outlook.com is in the browser. Can't even find the "only text mail, no HTML dammit" setting.
Thunderbird. Better now.
"Get off my lawn"
I mean, I do...
But what has that to do with the iWatch?
Good Lord, iWatch runs Flash now?!?!?
Dude, it's 5 AM here on this side of the pond.
Inverse time frame British humor just blew my mind (boom)
Coffee on, coffee, do your job...
In the words of Monty Python, "He used... SARCASM!"
P.S. No apple hate. But Apple apathy at this point from me. Evangelist 1991-2005. Lost me to the Penguinistas.
Or the best deadpan humor ever!!!
Have one on me, Jon :-)
I claim my free whale and petunia!
I'll get my own coat, thanks...
Maybe next time use the "Tips and Corrections" link?
Author is aware sooner and we're not mocking typographical errors in the comments.
Good reading of the text, though; excellent use of contextual clues!!!
My Linux story:
My Apple iBook (blue clamshell ca. 2000... NOT Intel CPU) had been upgraded to maximum RAM and MacOS X 10.2
In 2006, it would no longer run a modern browser and I couldn't do much of anything useful on the Web with it.
I tossed a coin between Yellow Dog Linux and Ubuntu... It came up Ubuntu. Success!!! Firefox!!! A useful computer again!
Nine years later and I'm enjoying Linux Mint MATE (I LIKED Gnome 2.2) on fairly modern but modest hardware. Hardware detection and drivers are SOOOOOO much better now :-)
And, as previously mentioned... When my work computer had a motherboard failure, I was able to swap the HD into another (better) machine and soldier on... It just worked.
My kids want Win boxen for some specific games... But they're on their own for malware. They'll have to factory restore. I'd just nuke and pave.
Best of luck with what works best for you!
And 'dispose" of it safely"? Is there special handling required for a Phone case?
Small children must NOT get this as they might not drop it when commanded by police ending in a tragedy and a shattered law enforcement officer.
Scissors, with extreme prejudice.
The reward to risk ratio leads me to AVOID Win10.
At least the kids' Win 8.1 game machines are stable.
(And I'm on Linux Mint and Android)
(school district initials).k12.mi.us
For school.kindergarten through 12 th grade (pre college).state of Michigan.us
However, this was shunned for things like Okemosschools.net
Microsoft Windows, Apple OS X, Linux, Unix, BSD...
It doesn't matter.
Of course, administrative decisions hobble those in the trenches...
The Codling moth.
p.s. Technically a larval insect and not a bug; poetic license... Don't get all pedantic on me!
...eat your heart out!
Oh, wait... You had it first!
"Maybe boffins such as Gui hope “the computer” can tell us right from wrong - possessing a God-like authority. But this would requires us to pretend that nobody programmed the computer, and it arrived at its decision using magic. ®"
Well, there's your problem!
Don't ask Dr Yike Gui...
Ask Dr Command Line. (Though if you use sudo you still possess a godlike authority!)
Since they can push updates after the fact, are they really doing less QA than they used to back in the 80s or is it less bugs per line of code but SO MANY LINES OF CODE that a few slip through? I just don't remember this kind of stuff after a release.
Amirite, is it rose-tinted glasses, or am I just getting a little long in the tooth and short on memory?
"Last time I tried Linux and attempted to install Firefox I first had to find an installer for the distribution I was using. Then I had to decide from a swathe of nonsensical file types, gar, tar, bar har-de-har-har (with no explanation of what they meant or do). Finally I had to go through the rigmorole of 'unpacking' them, and typing a load of cryptic command to try try to complete the install."
Linuxmint.com... download and install.
(MATE for me)
click on the little shield with the exclamation point and upgrade the packages.
Newest firefox for that edition ...poof!
Wanna live on the edge?
Linux Mint Debian Edition... Cutting edge stuff with most of the bleeding removed.
FYI, all new Mint editions (except LMDE) will be based on Ubuntu LTS versions, so LONG TERM SUPPORT. Kind of like Red Hat/CentOS, but with recent packages.
Try it again, you'll like it!
Oh PLEASE tell me that someone has already made the joke for Microsoft Enhanced Mitigation Experience Toolkit:
Sometimes it really helps me if I've got a GI virus.
You're the reason cutpurses still exist! Chew on that.
Seriously, I'm interested. As a Septic, I wonder what counts as a 'purse' for a fellow across the pond these days? I just can't get the picture out of my mind of a leather pouch with a drawstring hanging from your belt next to your dagger and longsword.
p.s. thanks for the password card idea/reminder. awesome.
The commission estimates that the new E-rate will expand <strikethrough>Wi-Fi </strikethrough> Facebook, Kik, and YouTube coverage to 10 million new students by the end of next year. ®
(it's like trying to hold classes in an 80's arcade with the lounge table games as desks and giving the kids an endless supply of quarters... Gah!)
who didn't see the hook?
And, yes, for some the hook was well-set some time ago.
(business use-case includes LibreOffice, thankfully)
Put a French engineer using SI next to an American engineer using SAE and watch them spontaneously ignite.
(Mine's the one with two bottles of clear liquid in SEPARATE pockets.)
Regarding animals dying (n.b. humans are animals):
First hand experience two weeks ago:
My beloved 14 year old Alaskan Husky, Samantha, was suffering from a sinus tumor. After a year of reasonably good health, she finally refused her favorite food, cheese, and I knew it was time to ease her pain. My dear daughter Katy (12 yo) wanted to be there to comfort the old girl who's looked after her since Katy's birth.
The wonderful vet prepared my daughter, telling her that after Sam were gone, it would be normal for her to leak faeces and urine.
As Sam breathed her last, she collapsed in my arms and Katy caught her head. This wonderful vet cleaned up the leaked faeces as we grieved the life and love we'd lost; the vet placed an absorbent pad under her hindquarters to catch the leaking urine.
Sorry for the teardrops on this post. In answering, I wanted to give voice to a kind soul who quietly (wolves don't bark, silly) cared for my two babies and masterfully went from beta female to alpha on the loss of Jäger (my dear Belgian Shepherd who passed at age 15 four years ago)... after a week of indecision, she put the new Plott hound adolescent in his place and kept him there even though he weighed 85 pounds to her 50.
And should this be of help to anyone, my twins both chose the right path for themselves. Katy was there the whole time. Sean stayed home...too intense for the boy on the autism spectrum. But they grieved their own ways well. And Sean wanted to sprinkle shredded cheese on her shroud before burial.
Thanks, Samantha. Thanks, Jaeger. If there is a heaven, they're running and playing together again.
That is all.
watch more episodes of My Little Pony?
Let's keep this relevant.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. --Inigo Montoya
Sorry, I'm sticking with LibreOffice and my Box account.
And Kingsoft Office on Aneroid.
Cheap, yes... and no damnable .docx BS upgrade lock-in treadmill.
Thanks, The Document Foundation.
(Yes, I have given money to more than one F/OSS project... Call me a CHEAPTARD, ok?)
...if I'm running Linux Mint? No WINE?
Oh. Good, then.
So Grandma's safe from this, too?
(The part of EADON today was played by...)
"I've seen morbidly obese people order a double bacon cheeseburger, a large bag of chips and a DIET Coke. "
Screw you. Just because we're fat doesn't mean we should give up completely.
And stop by the health food store sometime to see the supplements to PUT ON WEIGHT. If those folks' metabolism let them keep their calories, they wouldn't need the help, now would they?
P.S. Look up "leptin" and postulated receptor issues & variances resulting in atypical homeostasis ("obesity"). Or just decide that all those native Hawaiians are just lazy self-indulgent pigs...not noticing the only ancient Polynesians surviving long sea voyages would be those who held on to their calories...and passed on the genes. Whichever.
wgetis broken and should DIE, dev tells Microsoft