27 posts • joined 13 Jun 2007
Got snapped at my 5th floor flats balcony when stepped out to show my wife that there goes the google streetview car. Only souls visible on the 11 floor highrise.
Do they teach Satansim in RE ?
Whose skeleton is this ? Darwins. And the smaller one ? Darwins when he was younger? And the baby in the jar? Darwin when he was fetus.
I read it in Asterix goes to America.
IG Noble anyone
This certainly qualifies for IG nobel prze. Maybe we should send all living creatures to space one by one. Lets start with blue whale !
Title for mills and boons for blokes
Jizz and more Jizz
Is it H2O ice or !!
When they say ice is it frozen water AKA water in fuel or some unknown element not found in the periodic table. It is water in the fuel gas liquid or ice whatever the formperiod. Why obfuscate ?
Men with small d**** need sports cars
Men with small ***** need sports cars to pull / pick chicks. This is a well known fact. Thats the secret to bonds success.
Cable & Wireless =
Cable and Clueless
Stop before using C&W
Invite him to London
I want him in my area. Parks are used for dog poo more then kids to play on.
Is reduced pressure "Euphemism" for lack of fuel thereof lack of thrust Blah Blah Blah
Does it mean they are left only with the dangling sac.
Walking on water next !
Waiting to see Tom walking on water !
Toss & Prey
Is it TossPrey or just Tosser AKA the aircraft that carries Toss
Hope no one dumped on her !
Engineers AKA new terrists
The terrorist who drove the blazing jeep into the airport was an engineer
Shaken and stirred
Islam as always shaken and stirred by teapots teddys etc. etc.
Flame to burn non islamists
It may be from the cleaners. May have been the cause of too much static so decided to get rid of the silky stuff.
Arrest was also an act of ART
She was artfully arrested. Should be put in the cooler to cause distress to all involved. Bomb or no bomb she was not natural and nearly a bombshell as well with no shoes. Ask her to bleach her hairs blonde so at least whe will be idetified more easily
Could you put me in touch? 2
Its already patented
This disease was endemic to the developing countries. Any pipe wire metal manhole cover fences that can be lifted and shifted are good enough for a fix and possibly some regular income.
It seems to be a straight lift from the steampunk movie Wild Wild West
Call it shrinkage
In UK the better term is Shrinkage
Its like having a 14inch D*** with not many places to use it
Whats about the 16 million Ghengis Khan descendants !!
Another solution Censor bar glasses
Google should issue these for free before photography
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