* Posts by FunkyEric

237 publicly visible posts • joined 22 Jun 2011

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Gun controlled lamp hits the spotlight

FunkyEric
Coat

Look it's just a bit of fun!

If those are your arguments against it, then why have we been giving children toy guns since we invented them (guns that is not children).

All my lava lamps are on remote control and I would love to use a remote control shaped like a gun, it's just so much fun!

Mines the one with the gun in the pocket.

BT reveals ultra-fast cable blowing plan for homes, biz

FunkyEric
FAIL

Good it wasn't just me then....

Who thought it was all arse about face.....

Jackpot: astronomers tag Goldilocks planet

FunkyEric
Paris Hilton

Keep your feet on the ground

But keep on reaching for the stars. OK?

Paris - because she thinks she's a star clearlygo.

100 MEEELLION .com domains now registered

FunkyEric

Well that's a nice little earner for somebody.....

isn't it?

Brit pair deported from US for 'destroy America' tweet

FunkyEric
Black Helicopters

rofl

Carbon-based life-forms have no sense of fun!

;-)

Samsung eyes enormofridges for see-through screens

FunkyEric
Happy

Optional

I want a fish-tank with these, so then I can have sumbarines and monsters chaing real fish! lol. Or Ships dropping depth-charges into the fish tank. The possibilities for silliness are endless.

:-)

Intel issues dividend, Apple sits on $97.6bn

FunkyEric
Pirate

Maybe.......

They're saving up to buy a small country? $100 billion dollars should get them somewhere fairly nice shouldn't it?

Try a 'shroom before ruling on chill pills, boffin tells gov

FunkyEric
Holmes

Well it does seem from the views here.....

That the vast majority of people on here, who one would assume are reasonable intelligent articulate members of society given the nature of the site, who have partaken of "illegal drugs" for either medical or recreational purposes are reporting positive experiences. I count myself in this category :-).

So why on earth we have to put up with all this sanctimonious bullshit from politicians telling us how bad they are is beyond me. It can't *just* be about money (which let's face it most things boil down to), 'cos there would be a fortune to be made out of the regulated sale of recreational substances, most people wouldn't be bothered to grow there own if you could go down the road and be presented with a selection of goodies to choose from.

And think of the benefits of making a whole criminal underclass unemployed, or possibly raising some of them out of a life of crime by legitimising their work. (Or is expecting crims to pay taxes a step too far? lol) But it is stupid the way the current system forces the millions of drug users to deal with "criminals". Grrrrrrrr.

i do love my occasional weekends in Amseterdam, and it is such a sham ethat they seem to be getting fed up of being used as a drug takers paradise, if only the rest of the world followed their example, then their problem would go away and only people who wanted to look at windmills, tulips and van goghs would go there.

EOR

(Time for a nice pipe I think)

Councils tout £1.2bn for IT whizkid to grab their backend

FunkyEric
Mushroom

Jesus.........

You guys (or gals) are a bunch of cynical bastards (or bitches). Surely there must be large-scale IT projects which run to schedule and budget? Somewhere? Anywhere? Hello? Oh dear I seem to be on my own here......

Vodafone manages to fight off £3bn tax bill, claws back cash paid

FunkyEric
Coat

So where.....

are they going to pay GCT then? ;-)

Maybe they hid it in my coat......

Holographic storage's corpse twitches

FunkyEric
Black Helicopters

If you invent it, they will fill it up

Who would have thought just a few years ago that you would have errrr movies that took up more than 10 Gigabytes (errr theoreticaly speaking of course). Why on earth would anyone ever need that much storage? lol, although I have to admit 100EB is a bit of a jump isn't it :-)

Homeless Intel science compo whiz off to see Obama

FunkyEric
Holmes

I'm sure she'll put up with it for a while....

Gotta be better than being homeless surely?

Japanese boffins fear virus nicked spacecraft blueprints

FunkyEric
Coat

Well

At least no-ones blaming apple for this one.....

Yes, that's me getting my coat as I leave....

HP hawks huge 132in 'tablet'

FunkyEric
Joke

Can you play.....

Angry birds on it?

Xmas actually accelerates Dixons sales drop

FunkyEric
Trollface

Wait for the closing down sale.....

Should be some bargains to be had! :-)

Toyota teases next-gen Prius styling

FunkyEric
FAIL

Ummmm computer controlled headlights

Great so now we will be blinded by computers incorrectly analysing the road conditions and not dipping headlights rather than just by lazy / inconsiderate people. Hmmmmmm..........

Google attacks Twitter's search bias claim

FunkyEric
Happy

Yep, I'm with you lot

I have no interest in the drivel being posted on Twit and G+, so why would I want it in my search results? Sounds like like big boys are just hitting each other with handbags for fun again. How childish.

GAGA prepares to inhale some grass

FunkyEric
Joke

A "sinning blade"?

What has it been up to?

Bond Blu-ray box set marks 50 years on film

FunkyEric
Facepalm

Doh!

And I *just* bought the box set on DVD for 50 quid........

2012: The year when smartphones become smart?

FunkyEric
Coat

I for one welcome.....

Our new tiny electronic overlords, and their continual stream of advice about how my life could be a more peaceful and happy place to be.

Mine's the coat with the phone reminding me to do something I had forgotten, so probably don't care about that much anyway.

Man convicted of murder gets retrial after virus eats transcripts

FunkyEric
Joke

If you want data durability

Carve it into stone slabs, impervious to fire, water and bit rot.

KIBOSH 'non lethal' sticky-bomb hits a car, fills it with gas

FunkyEric
Joke

terrorists are renowned for wearing seatbelts and being law abiding citizens ;-)

Apple shoots for Premier League soccer streaming rights

FunkyEric
Trollface

Godd plan, make it so that virtually no-one in the UK can watch football and shaft the Murdoch empire at the same time. Seems like a win-win scenario to me!

Amazon quietly gobbles up 'social shopping' tech

FunkyEric
Paris Hilton

It's the end of civilisation as we knew it

What on earth makes these cretins think we want / need a "post-click marketing engagement."? Ahhhhh a trip to the high street suddenly sounds so much more appealing.

Lumia sales fail to set world alight

FunkyEric
FAIL

Lame GUI

Been looking to buy a new phone recently and those huge square "icons" on the Lumia really just don't do it for me. Have MS learned nothing from what their successful opposition are doing? It looks so last century it's untrue. With screens of such resolution and colour depth to have such 1 dimensional icons is just plain barmy. I never looked past that, maybe the underlying experience is good, but first impressions count big-time.

E-book reader sales to boom as prices plunge

FunkyEric
Paris Hilton

Maybe if they were free

After all they still rip you off for the e-books, why should you have to pay up from for the priviledge!

Paris, because if she coudl read she would have one.

Ebooks must stay fat with VAT, blame the EU, MPs told

FunkyEric
FAIL

Don't do e-books

Buy all my books from charity shops, keep the ones I like give the rest back save a small fortune on the new price and give money to good causes. Oh and I *like* the feel of a book, of turning over the paper pages. Being bad and folding the corner of my current page over so I can just pick it up and find where I was instantly. And I only ever read one book at a time, so why do I need to be able to carry hundreds / thousands of them around with me? Oh and the batteries never go flat and when civilisation crumbles, I will still be able to read them. And If I get really desperate I can burn them to keep warm. But normally I *like* technology, clearly something is wrong here.

Feds propose 50-state ban on mobile use while driving

FunkyEric
Trollface

Surely it is better......

To have a law that is enforced some of the time, than no law and let the morons on their phones kill themselves and other people. We have the law here in the UK and it is partially enforced, though it seems that they need to increase the penalty to a driving ban if they want to get people to actually take any notice judging by the numbers of darwin candiates you will see on their mobes on a daily basis.

Personally I take great joy in ignoring my phone if it rings whilst I am driving. Reminds me of who is in charge. Those electronic tethers control too much of our lives anyway.

Lovefilm dumps Flash, BLINDS Linux fans with Silverlight

FunkyEric
Facepalm

The morons

Were always free to steal it, they just chose not to before, now they feel they have no viable alternative.

Software copied functions, but didn't infringe copyright

FunkyEric
Joke

Title optional, a bit like reality.

So now they have a bot which can analyse copyright arguments? Wow the wonders of modern technology!

Printed-out dissolving bones, teeth work well in rats

FunkyEric
Devil

I'll have adamantium please

Viewsonic PLED W500 portable projector

FunkyEric
Thumb Up

mmmmmmm Christmas Present......

MIght have to re-arrange my flat a little though :-)

Kinect 2 said to read lips, sense mood

FunkyEric
Joke

maybe.....

You could use it to check your wifes mood before you come home from work?

Climategate 2.0: Fresh trove of embarrassing emails

FunkyEric
Thumb Up

See he told you so.

Well this will please my dad, he always said it was a load of rubbish.

Windows 8 to boot in 8 seconds

FunkyEric
FAIL

Why boot?

Usually leave my old PC on 24/7, they were designed to be run that way anyway, so boot times are rarely an issue. And lappy just goes to sleep at night anyway lol

iPhone 4, iPad mole faces 30 years' federal porridge

FunkyEric
WTF?

America, land of the free

Or not as the case may be.

UK taxpayer 'fleeced' in spectrum selloff windfall

FunkyEric
Holmes

Are they really blaming the right people?

Perhaps the question should be why was the spectrum given away in perpetuity for free in the first place?

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