* Posts by Arrrggghh-otron

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Pano's virtual desktops go from zero to hero

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Even if it is based on a PLC, it will still have some software, some memory and some processing power otherwise it couldn't do very much. The PLC would need to be configured at power up and that requires all of the above be it embedded in the PLC or an external micro processor.

The zero in "Zero Client" is just marketing speak for 'very little' in the way of client processing.

YouTube ships movie rental service to UK

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Over priced...

Why are all these half arsed streaming services so over priced?

Crap selection and cost more than renting the disc from Blockbusters (or as mentioned already can be bought in the bargain bin for).

Post-pub nosh deathmatch: Kapsalon v quesadillas

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Quesadillas without Salsa, Sour cream and Chillis?

To make a (IMHO) proper Quesadilla you should coat the tortilla with spicy salsa, a few gobs of sour cream, chopped chillis and of course the cheese - also add whatever you fancy. Chicken and spring onion works really well and is a lot more substantial than just olives, avocado and cheese.

Almost as good as the legendary Breakfast Burrito!

Netflix on global spree

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Nuggets!

I think most TV, that is to say the majority of what fills the schedule in any given day, is crap. Crap I wouldn't watch, but others would. I would expect this to be the same in any country.

The idea that I can watch what I want, when I want and not have to pick and choose what to record from the schedule is much better as long as it isn't going to cost me an arm and a leg.

Every time I look at signing up for a video streaming service in the UK I am put off by the cost. It also comes bundled with disc rentals by post... I don't want to rent films/TV series by post, I want to stream them for a reasonable flat monthly fee.

Ten... Androids to outshine the iPhone 4S

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G1?

I'm still running the first generation Android handset on Android 2.3 and apart from the odd slowdown, it is faster than it was when new.

Admittedly the upgrades beyond 1.6 were nothing to do with either the hardware manufacturers or T-Mobile and Cyanogen is no longer supporting it (though there are still some modders who are).

While the mobile operators continue to butcher the phones they offer on their networks, the upgrades are at the mercy of both the hardware manufacturer releasing an update and then the network operators 'customising' and releasing that update, we won't see much in the way of updates unless they come from the custom ROM community. That is why the Nexus phones (which run vanilla Android) and presumably the Jesus phones too, will always have better upgrade prospects.

Put down the Java manual

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Try telling that to a recruitment consultant...

Try explaining to a recruitment consultant that you have spent n years coding in one language (just not the one they have on the job spec in front of them) and that the syntax of one language isn't really that different to another and that it would only take a few weeks to switch from one to the other and maybe 3 months to learn enough of a framework to be fully productive. They will tell you that they need someone with n years experience in language x.

Personally I blame the recruitment consultants for the perceived lack of skills in IT in general as they don't seem to understand the inherent flexibility that these skills imply.

500 jobs threatened as Virgin Media shutters Liverpool call centre

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Management speak translator

"create a new in-house centre of excellence for customer management in Swansea".

--> "Turns out outsourcing isn't that cheap after all, so we'll have another go at doing it ourselves. Again..."

"There will be a thorough consultation period over the next 90 days where we will be discussing the proposals with the teams and gaining their feedback and views,"

--> "We will be telling the staff how it will be, some of them won't like it, they can fuck off"

"In Liverpool, outsourced staff will be offered the option to relocate to Swansea, or seek other employment within Virgin Media or through their current employer, subject to consultation."

--> "If you want to keep your job, move to Wales or fuck off. We might need a few of you to stay to keep the lights on but we aren't sure how this is going to work yet so we will just keep that carrot dangling for a while yet"

Apotheker severance outrage: $2.4m 'bonus'

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I wonder if they are all acutely, secretly, aware that they don't actually have much in the way of skills or talents and so when one of their number has to go they send them off with the kind of compensation that they would like to see themselves getting when it's their turn to go...

I mean if I was sitting on that board and Leo asked for several million to go my answer would be a flat and simple no, no negotiation. What kind of negotiation skills do these idiots employ?

Board "I'm afraid it isn't working out Leo, we have to let you go."

Leo "ok, Can I have $20 Mil?"

Board "I wish we could Leo, I just don't think we can get away with that much, but we might be able to find you a couple of Mil if we squeeze the shareholders, destroy some product lines and screw the proles a bit more. How does that sound?"

Leo "Awesome and can I have a bunch of the shares that I halved the value of?"

Board: "Sure, they are 10 a penny these days! <all laugh, much back slapping ensues>"

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Apotheker severance outrage?

So who is outraged in this article?

Clearly anyone with a sense of fairness would be at the very least fleetingly scornful given everything that is going on with the economy, but I can't see anyone mentioned in the article as being outraged about this. Perhaps a better title would be 'HP Board are idiots: $2.4M 'Bonus''. Of course they could all be great pals and are just looking out for each other...

Air traffic control data found on eBayed network gear

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Computer misuse act?

So despite the warning that accessing the equipment constituted a breach of the computer misuse act the "security consultant" did so anyway?

PlayBook stock mountain: RIM slashes prices

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Don't all rush at once...

Amazon intros $199 movie Kindle

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A mistake surely? $79 is more like £50 isn't it?

Brits not keen on 3D, reveals poll

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Prices vary by region but are also affected by the time of day and the day of the week you visit the cinema.

Prices for my local cinema start at about £3, until recently the general price of admission was a little over £5. It seems it is now just under £8 at peak times. The difference may be trifling but it is just one of many above inflation increases to take into consideration...

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£10 a pop!

I was horrified at the price for a ticket to see a film that was only available in 3D. A few pence short of a tenner a ticket! Not only do they want me to sit through a film with 3D that looks like moving cardboard cutouts, is somewhat dimmer than it's 2D counterpart, requires me to purchase some uncomfortable plastic glasses and occasionally results in headaches. But they want to charge me a little less than it would to buy the film on DVD shortly after release?

I will be giving the cinema a miss thanks. I have my own at home that comes with a pause button, I can eat my own food, the seats are more comfy and don't have someone constantly kicking the back of it.

Power cut knocks Miliband off-air mid-speech

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I'll go along with everyone being licensed or registered on one condition.

That all politicians and (political) civil servants (i.e. not the ones who do real work, you know, the ones who sit on committees and 'groups' etc) are next to face licensing and have the most stringent entry requirements, are required to face pubic scrutiny every year in order to renew their license, are held to the highest standard of ethics, face the most severe punishment for every and any professional misconduct (I don't care what they do in their personal life as long as it doesn't affect their ability to do their job), their income is capped at twice the national average and they are not allowed to have other jobs or sit on boards etc. Pay for their own pensions (above and beyond the state pension like the rest of us), pay their own travel costs unless travelling on business (i.e. they have to pay to get to work like the rest of us) etc etc...

Spotify tethers future to Facebook

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digital distribution platforms...

The only reason a title like "digital distribution platform" sticks to something like facebook is due to the volume of users. Don't forget it is only a social hub while people like it. As soon as it gets really annoying (and it did that for me a long time ago) people will start leaving, as soon as there is a better alternative people will start leaving or as soon as there is an alternative that has all your existing friends, people will leave. I'm not suggesting that it will die over night or even at all but what use is a billion accounts if they are hardly ever used?

Plex flexes media server pecs

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No (Official) Windows client

Looks like an interesting project, shame there isn't an official Windows client...

Huawei gets charged with juicy Android handset

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I heard rumours that this was going to be $300 sim free in the states. I would be tempted if it turns up at £150. Colour me cynical but I expect it will be over £200.

Tech City UK quango rearranges Shoreditch

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Still!?!

They still spending that much on websites? I would happily have set it up on an existing provider with a good rep, put in some extra security and filled in the content for a year and given up my current job for less than that and still made more than I am making a year now... the consultants on this must be pissing themselves...

"setting up the Tech City WordPress blog cost £37,000... plus £6,756 on "security and penetration testing""

Brit ISPs shift toward rapid pirate website blocking

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bring on the GIMP

Thumbs up just for calling the British Government the entertainment industries GIMP!

MPs: 999 HQ revamp FAIL cost £469m

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Pigs in troughs

Why should anyone in this chain of command care what happens when there are no consequences and as you rightly point out, public expenditure isn't scrutinised properly?

The MPs bray and jeer until something vague gets decided, that then gets passed onto another department who outsource all the work to an empty shell of a company who outsourced all their talent already and end up having to sub contract the work and no one really cares that much about the project as no one is really vested in it. Then when it fails a committee is appointed and fingers are wagged with maybe a token repositioning of key personnel. All of it costing us money...

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Wow...

Bonuses all round then?

Windows 8 fondleslabs rock up on eBay

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Andoid?

Has Cyanogen started work on the Android port yet?

Arduino to add ARM board this year

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I think you are after the Raspberry Pi - not quite 1GHz (700MHz).

Blue Screen of Death gets makeover for Windows 8

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Developer Preview

This is pretty much all I have seen of the developer preview trying to install it in a VM.

Rather ironically it doesn't even start the install under Virtual PC but sometimes (when it isn't locking up) presents the nice new blue screen under Virtual Box.

Comet can't sell anything, including itself

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That's all I've used them for for years... maybe it's my fault!

I'm sure they hate me scanning bar-codes with my phone and looking prices up on-line.

Well that's what they get for trying to sell me monster cables...

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Consumer confidence

Lets call a spade a spade shall we? Consumer confidence?

It's got more to do with the fact that most of us are brassic and would rather save a few quid (when we have to buy something) by buying cheaper on line and waiting for stuff to be delivered rather than paying high street prices (and regardless of what they say about bringing their web and high street prices in-line, they are still bloody expensive for most things).

Monster cables anyone?

PayPal to move into the shop - without cards or NFC

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Student - Bottle of water - PayPal?

"I paid for it gov... honest... there must be a problem at paypal"

Cloud startup's business model defies laws of physics

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Mi Bitcase es su Bitcasa

That all sounded interesting until the bit about sharing stuff with a URL.

Here's my data and here is the big red target on the side... have fun!

Nobody has any idea about new pension thing happening

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No, no, lets be fair... I'm an idiot

It was clear from my first post that I was thinking purely about making my fortune over night on the property market and retiring early. Now that I've been told that "The boom times for house prices are over" that dream has been shattered and I may as well give up now and go and flip burgers.

That my current property has more than doubled in value over the past 8 years and, despite the dip, continues to rise in value even today, is surely the ramblings of an idiot.

<Aww... no sarcasm icon?>

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I'm an idiot

Having personally seen peoples private pensions reduced to a shade less than fuck all through no fault of their own and with little chance of anyone being held accountable or any recompense, along with other financial products sold to those who think they are doing the right thing, with those products going south also (with them left to find and pay the deficit). Couple that with the financial markets recent greed induced melt down, if my preferring to trust in actual, tangible assets makes me an idiot then sign me up!

Besides I think you are a shill for the pensions industry... I bet you cried for days when you heard the option to opt out was kept in...

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Yup - news to me...

Employee contributions starting at 2%, rising to 5%in 2016 and then 8% minimum in 2017 for qualifying gross income or some such ( http://www.hendersonstone.co.uk/pensions-reform-2012.html ).

So not only am I paying for a state pension that is likely to be worthless they want me to pay towards a private pension that will likely be worthless on top of rapidly rising living costs. What planet are these people living on? Oh wait they are probably pension policy lobbyists right?

I think I will stick to my plan to ignore pensions and buy another property to provide a retirement income and/or to sell should I need a large lump sum.

(I too looked at private pensions a while back and was told that I needed to pay 10% of my take home pay. I was saving for a mortgage deposit so it was too much to lose. Now I am told it is a minimum of 30%, well I don't have more than 10% spare income on a good month let alone every month!)

Freeview to get fifth HD channel

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Names? Marketing... init... new shiny? Lets call it H5D or sommat...

It would make sense just to convert the base channels all to HD and bin the crappy shopping channels to make room. However, this won't happen for a while. I suspect that 8k4k tellys will be on sale in Currys by the time 1080i HD is the dominant tv transmission format. Then we get to start all over again buying hardware that won't be fully utilised for another 10 years!

HDMI Monster cable anyone?

TomTom fights falling satnav sales with iPad app

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Yes, years...

I've had an Android phone since late 2008.

I waited a year or so before giving up hope that it would be coming to Android any time soon.

So strictly speaking It hasn't been exactly two years since I gave up waiting. It was meant as a generalisation... an approximation. You can claim fail on that if it makes you happy. Although I guess it depends on your perspective. I mean if we are rounding to the nearest year then it would be closer to two years than one, so that would count as 'years' would it not?

That said It felt like a hell of a lot longer given that I was using Tom Tom Navigator for 'years' previously on Windows Mobile.

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Gave up waiting years ago...

I gave up waiting for the Android Tom Tom app years ago.

UBS tells IT contractors: Take a 10% pay cut ... or 100%

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Yes Sir... Thank you Sir...

"Could be useful" in helping to shore up the coffers of the higher ups?

IT really is taking a battering. I keep seeing job adverts for 2nd line IT support that include duties that are more applicable to 3rd line support and the wages offered more applicable to 1st line support bods. I particularly like the ones where you need your own car as 'lots of travel' is involved and are offering £18k. I bet they are bastards to get mileage allowance from too.

Woo yay, for the IT skills shortage in the UK!

MySociety marshals griping commuters to fix UK transport

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Millions...

And if they had done it themselves it would have cost millions...

Don't buy your iPad in a McDonald's car park

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Coat

And if she is pretty...

...iWood

How to... re-energise your Android smartphone's OS

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More life in the G1?

I wasn't aware that anyone was still spinning roms for the G1...

I'd recently ditched the G1 after many years of faithful service due in part to the lack of any more CM roms and also the now unbearable battery life (3 batteries later) and laggy performance in favour of an HTC Touch Pro 2 cast off work phone that I was able to get running xandroid. Not quite CM but better than the horrible, horrible windows mobile that it came with and most importantly of all (for me anyway) is the 5 row hardware keyboard!

But I may just give the G1 one last stay of execution and try the Ginger Yoshi rom.

Hey, Music Industry. You're suing the wrong people

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Would if it were possible...

If it was possible to click a button and magically duplicate that plasma TV with little cost, leaving the original in the shop and a copy just sitting there ready for you to use or copy again for your friends, would you still refuse that copied plasma TV?

Here lies /^v.+b$/i

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Less is more....

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UCAS website collapses - on results day

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DDoS!

I hope the police will be tracking down and arresting all those nasty evil hackery type students for participating in a DDoS attack!

Europe's PC mountain barely dented in price slash bloodbath

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Surprise?

These kind of announcements are starting to get really annoying. Is anyone surprised? The economy is in the toilet, prices of essentials continue to climb, pay rises are almost non existent (for us peons who seem to be getting the shitty end of a really shitty stick) so who is going to rush out and buy new kit?

Stream vids to your laptop ON A PLANE ... but prepare to pay

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Oops...

...missed an A - thanks for pointing that out pedantic grammar nazi!

I can only assume that the thumbs down was either for my spelling or was actually the chap on the plane who had his laptop brutalised by the seat in front...

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Don't use a laptop in economy...

I saw a chap sitting across the isle working on his laptop on the little tray when the person in front of him put the seat back down. The tray catch hit the top of his screen and squished it down into the tray cracking his screen... he was not a happy bunny...

The curse of Google?: Android licensees fail to cash in

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Interfaces...

I hate the different interfaces that get put onto Android. I've even been put off getting a Samsung or Motorola Android device because of the freaky interfaces.

PC manufacturers don't (generally) install their own UIs with Windows, why should smart phones be any different?

Oops! Ofcom's DCMS's own blocking easily visible to world+dog

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WTF?

Redacted why?!?

MY GOD, what were they thinking! Don't let the H4k0rz see this or there will be chaos!

Evil Android Trojan records your calls

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Trust?

Sure there is a risk installing any app. Trust is a consideration and I 'trust' Shazam not to record and use the data without some direct interaction on my part with the app itself.

There is of course the possibility that the source has been compromised and the legitimate app from reputable companies carries something that wasn't intended.

This can be applied to any software. It is a matter of estimating the risk.

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Malware?

Let's call it what it is. Stupidware.

"Oh yeah sure you can record my calls and have internet access. What harm could it do?"

Two solicitors fined and suspended for file-sharer letters

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Pint

w00t!

Suddenly it feels like a Friday!

Cheers...

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