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10 posts • joined 13 Jun 2007

Scientists warn of FOUR-FOOT sea level rise from GLACIER melt

Alan Welk

2030...

..."Smart Robot Dam Builders 2.0 3D" has been released after the first set of 3D printed BYOD SRDB's failed to build a wall no higher than 4 inches, a mistake in the tamper proof encrypted firmware is believed to have caused the problem.

Note: BYOD not to be confused with the noughties phrase of "Bring your own Device", which as we know caused the world economic meltdown of 2017.

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Microsoft's new CEO: The technology isn't his problem

Alan Welk

Re: NeXTSTEP

Xerox!?

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Cook: Apple has 'no current plan' to pull profits out of Ireland

Alan Welk

It's obviously been ignored..

.. as a legit and common practice, it seems to have been going on since the late 80's.

But now in tighter times the skint Governments are looking for super rich companies to be a bit more responsible with the tax tactics.

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WAR HERO PIGEON carrying SECRET WWII CODE found in chimney

Alan Welk
Thumb Up

Some made it and some did not

Salute for 'Winkie' the Pigeon

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-17138990

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Naughty-step Apple buries court-ordered apology with JavaScript

Alan Welk

Apple are being very..

very childish and silly, heads should roll for this embarrassing episode.

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Microsoft unveils Windows 8 'release preview' for June

Alan Welk
Coat

Touchy Screen Interface

Great for cash tills (registers) / information points / quiz machines, I'm not sold on touch interfaces at all in the office, I have had a go of many touch screens Android, iPad and going all the way back to the Compaq Ipaq, my main gripe is speed and accuracy, the keyboard and mouse simply has no equal, but if businesses want to follow fads / byod and slow down the workers that's up to them.

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C and Unix pioneer Dennis Ritchie reported dead

Alan Welk
Coffee/keyboard

R

Standing on the shoulders of giants, Rest in peace

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Cyber crooks hijack 10,000 websites

Alan Welk

Just rename it

'IFramed' compatible with Organized Crime or Police (Cross platform version)

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Britney's new album title - can you help?

Alan Welk

This is it..

Have a shufty at my muffty, it ain't so tufty.

or a snappier (<-pun intended) version

Shufty my Muffty no Tufty

or

I got Chaetophobia

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Buttocks, thongs, and bullsh*t: Street Viewers cop an eyeful

Alan Welk

He has a different type of leak

If you go down the street a bit you can see he's fixing a puncture on his bike.

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