210 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
And how are you off for cattleprod batteries and sacks of quicklime?
Ouija believe it?
You want REAL incompetence - try TalkTalk.
Breast of duck next time
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Bloody Merican mutilation of English
Its "tyres" not "tires"
Tyres is wot goes on wheels.
Tires is the effect writing from a yank has on me.
you mean.... like... being honest? from an advertiser?
Re: Wot, no pix
+1 - But only if it's PLAYMOBIL!!!!!!!
So, a bit like a train then?
Or it never happened
I'll wait for Windows 9
Or will it be Windows Nein?
Re: Didn't Some one say....
I got a 32G USB stick hooked into me Passat that I can control perfectly well via the steering wheel mounted knobs and buttons, including skipping around folders and songs, etc. You don't need an iThingy.
Re: They all have different personalities
I now have a very odd urge to wash my keyboard
Surely there's only one acronym fo rthis?
I'll get my long lived coat.
Be cheaper for MS to shell out on 2000 iPads and give them to the punters.
Re: But they can't be switched off, either.
Root the phone and rip it out.
You don't "Use" Faecebook
You are the commodity. Advertisers are the ones 'using' Faecebook
Re: Thank you Facebook
Yes. Easy to avoid. Close Faecebook account and don't bother going there again - like most sane people.
Re: What are you doing tonight Emanuel Loertscher?
If DAB is the answer
It must have been a fucking stupid question
Re: Quote "XP is like 13 years old. Get with the 21st Century."
However, unlike Wrongdows 8.x, a modern car isn't sold with the steering wheel on the roof or the gearshift in the trunk, requiring a trip to the custom workshop to get it sorted.
Re: I've never understood the need for on-screen logos
1) doesn't compute: A watermark/ID could be buried unobtrusively in the datastream or in the image. it doesn't have to be distracting.
2) TV execs can READ?
But, but, but
a) Actually unscrew things?
b) Blow the living shit out of (in)convenient bits of scenery?
Well it's a case of
Bing goes for Bimbo
Re: Went and ordered one
You may think you have discovered a gold mine
Beware of the shaft
Me too, me too
Me too, me too
Wonder just how big his payoff will be
640k should be enough for anybody
Re: But does it blend?
Shoudnt that be iSplode?
Re: If I was making a press release like this
Nah. I'd have released it on May 3rd. Then I could sign off with "May the fourth be with you"
Re: Ask one back
Messrs Kruger & Dunning will bear you out.
Actually, unlike your comment, it's not a knee jerk reaction; it's a conisdered opinion after giving Win8 something of a try.
I do not like it at all. Possibly with Classic Shell but, there again, why should I tonk around making it usable? I didn't have to run around customising my new car whan I bought it, just to make it possible to drive, so why should I be expected to do that with what is suposed to be a finished and polished OS?
Lets see: Windows 8. No thanks. Definitely no, thanks. No, no, no, no.
Price: no thanks
Knee deep in bullshit
Had Beaver Tail in Canada, once.
Bought it from a street stall. Jolly nice too, it was.
Only one 'merican SciFi programme was anywhere near good
and that was Third Rock - and I bet even that had some sizeable input from a brit or two
You can't polish a turd
Only roll it in glitter
I did want to try to fix the switch but it was a tricky slide arrangement with some sort of chip or transistor block or chip incorporated - outside my skills and the repair shop quoted more than I could stomach. Fortunately I was offered a second hand Dyson upright for a ridiculously cheap sum."
You do realise that Dyson do fixed price servicing including parts? Had our DC07 almost rebuilt a few years back: New motor, beater bar clutch, belt, cyclone, post motor filter, etc., for about sixty quid.
Yes, and Pot
A Crack Pot
If it wasn't stone dead before
It sure is now.
Facebook reassures adland: We've got s**tloads of users
Facebook reassures adland: We've got s**tloads of Lusers
There: Fixed it for them
You can bet your sweet biddy
It will be PI55ING down
Re: The My Satis application
Shouldn't that be "Shitter and Faecebook posts"?
Re: Quick and dirty survey created
Or it never happened
IN Dalek Farm, how can you tell the Dalek artificial inseminator?
He's the one shouting "Eggs-sperminate!"
Re: Ballmer kills Windows?
It did. Balmer is now just stamping on the bits
Now, Faecial recognition is another thing entirely.
Can I contribute?
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