@ Martin Summers
Does that need much RAM, then?
465 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
Does that need much RAM, then?
The big cheeses have the cream of their engineering staff working on it, going through each design step very Caerphilly indeed.
WTF is wrong with "use"?
What? Has it improved THAT much?
He should've thought of that.
Gimme TAS™* anytime
*Thick As Shit
Bastard! I was on my way to bed when I read that. I am now HUNGRY!
Don't do it.
Don't debase Fucking marketing Liars by comparing them to TalkTalk
with no battery
Just wait for the numbskull sales assistant in Currys: "Oh you gotta have the GOLD data lead. It makes the sound SOOOO much cleaner"
Does this mean sales of 3.5,, devices will now................................
wait for it....................
.................Fall off a Cliff?
Thanks for that. Have a doughnut.
The convicts are dying out
Are you considered bike curious?
Pure gold. Have an upvote. Hell, have a beer as well.
Collimated Radiation of Agressive Photons
And for security:
@ LOL123 - Did they say HOW their cars met the standards?
"Maybe it’s just me but I don’t reserve specific locations in my fridge for specific quantities of specific items of specific shape like I was some obsessive fucking psychopath"
Sir. Do have an upvote
They use phewer letters for some words
unless E has got all his mates with him
There are app developers "out there", whose products are so shite that they can't be sold. So much so, in fact, that the sellers must resort to paying for them to be pre-installed on new phones, rather than simply being marketed on their actual merit.
If I want an app that - say - tells me where my washing machine is, between feeding ads, I'll go search for one, thanks. Until then, FRO.
No it sodding isn't, unless you get a kick from drinking piss
Is one of the reasons I love The Register.
Hot tea in a heatproof glass! In the West Indies that is referred to as . . . . . .
Wait for it. . . . . . .
Pyrex of the Carribbean
Cups or mugs do not make proper tea without enough deposit to warrant wire brushing.
tastes like tea already drunk by someone.
At least twice.
"personalized recommendations from Microsoft and notifications about their Microsoft account."
Well Microsoft. How about if my profile includes a deep and profound revulsion at scumbag marketing of the lowest gutter order level?
Which came first; El chicken or El Egg
Now all we need is content worth watching
The precious. It burns us, it burns us.
Well, I didn't have a curry tonight so the small change thing is just academic now. I can do you a fresh 6" turd more or less any time you like, Marissa. Are we good - to - go?
I see a downvoter! Do you think I have maybe offered too much?
When it all goes titsup, my offer for Yahoo! still stands: One steaming 6 inch turd*.
* Actually, you might have to wait a day or two. It rather depends on what I have had to eat the night before, unless you accept "loose change"
more like bullshite
We ARE dealing with marketing execs here, remember; Collective IQ a little higher than pond life.
is alive and well and conveniently stored in a Tupperware* box near you.
* other storage containers are available
Or it didn't happen!
Just gimme a bucket (large or [probably] small) of dosh.
the socialists would be OK only until they run out of other people's money
Too pricey and credit expires. Try 3