Kill it with fire
1532 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
Kill it with fire
Is that like a film noir troll?
It wouldn't work in my village - but then again we don't have lamp posts.
Thanks for the bootnote - although cantilevers are pretty cool.
If you let apps out of the sandbox, even innocent apps like swype then how long before you introduce vulnerability?
Get well soon Dabsy.
This particular reprint lacks the frustration and anger of your more recent pieces.
I heard that the Luddite Black Cab drivers are also trying to ban A to Z guides and Google Maps also.
*the one with, oh no hang on, I left it in a taxi, I will never get that back now - TAXI!
Who wouldn't want to watch the fun of a hacked noddy car terrorising a truck stop?
Sort of the chocolate factory meets maximum overdrive.
it's scientific research like this that makes creationists seem reasonable.
Can't we all just enjoy/refuse a shag without the labels?
*when I say all I don't actually want to shag any of the commentards, they work in tech and are therefore too slutty.
it's hardly amazing for the price. Think I will stick with the ipad.
The test cars have a plug in steering wheel and controls, apparently they can be removed once the system gets it's town car badge or summink.
In the nicest way possible - I simply don't give a frig.
He could be trained by Ronald McDonald to flip burgers for all I care. Yes, he showed the world the techniques through a prism, but in all honesty as someone else has said. ANYONE could of guessed.
I have just done a speed test on EE's 4G in Ipswich
and to say it's crap is an understatement - currently getting 3 mpbs on the downstream and 2 on the up
I was wondering if it's congestion, so I have carried out a test on 3G - currently getting between 2 and 4 on the downstream and between .5 and 2 on the up.
Voda repel and repulse me, they are the UKIP of phone providers.
Wanting all of the benefit with none of the commitment.
Pay your corporation tax and then we can discuss this more.
I always though the mass transit systems were the sworn enemies of all taxi drivers.
After all it's hard to tell if the driver of a tube or bus is, how to phrase it, a UKIP voter...
That's what they want you to think - it's all part of the conspiracy
It was all NSA standard kit that had been in the Guardians offices since 911 and they have been harvesting and implanting data every since.
How else can you explain all those misspellings in the stories they publish.
No end of Sharepearean sonnets will protect me from eBay’s lead windows or a Ministry of Defence civil servant leaving his laptop in a taxi.
Is that a deliberate error? Or an open source bard?
I am going to wait 3 months before commenting on this, and even then I will let the BBC do the commenting for me.
I am so pleased eBay are on the case, I feel a lot safer knowing this.
What about us plebs? I have a box of throwing eggs and everything!
Abellio Greater Anglia don't care....I consider you lucky that you get a bus replacement. I have never had one for the Norwich to Ipswich commute.
Some days it would be quicker walking, although hopefully the freight loop that goes live in Ipswich should \ could alleviate some of the delays.
Hopefully this will be used to kick the crappy services into touch. I foresee lots of user generated pretty graphs and tables all showing what we already know. Greater Anglia are the worst company...but you may disagree... in a barrel full of turds it's hard to find the best turd.
"most consumers" are indeed complete idiots, and at least 200 of them work in the same office as me...
It's been over a year since I bought a packet of tabs or some baccy.....yay go me.
However, I do vape, it's like my pal, he's always with me and I like to suck on him.... OK maybe I should try that again...
I replaced my 20 - 40 a day habit with a PVD and not an e-Cig, I found the ones that look like a cigarette a bit pointless. So I invested in a normal looking refillable vape pipe. The thing is I din't stop there, mainly because of the modding community. So now I vape what can only be described as a hybrid mix of sonic screwdriver and wizard wand. It looks more star trek than cigarette. And I didn't stop there, I also mix my own juices using confectionery flavours and have saved about £50 by buying my PG and VG from a chemical factory that produces food grade additives. So what I hear you say, and I totally agree with you, so what indeed. The thing is I understand the the need for regulation, as the flavours are all food grade, you have to be careful what you out into your body. And I have actually quit smoking? No and Yes....I inhale my nicotine in a whisp of vapor rather than breathe in a toxic soup. The only smoke I inhale is a particular plant matter, and I do that through - yep you guessed it, a dry herb vaporiser that fits a few of my wizard wands.
But this smells of copyright infringement....times 2
the colours look sort of iPhone 5C territory
the capacitive back home and search buttons look a bit Androidy
Is anything original these days?
Can we get this straight, please?
Homeopathy lacks biological plausibility and the axioms of homeopathy have been refuted for some time.
When you send an iMessage it is sent encrypted, it's not Apple's fault that this lusers Samsung cannot decrypt it.....
Share and Enjoy
Share and Enjoy
Journey through life
With a plastic boy
Or Girl by your side
Let your pal be your guide
And when it breaks down
Or starts to annoy
Or grinds when it moves
And gives you no joy
Cos it's eaten your hat
Or had sex with your cat
Bled oil on your floor
Or ripped off your door
You get to the point
You can't stand any more
Bring it to us, we won't give a fig
We'll tell you, 'Go stick your head in a pig'.
It's a difficult one, but I found doing the contractor rounds very good for building my reputation. What's that company X, can I sort out your Citrix gateway?......Yeah of course I can.....and hope for the best.
Because of this foolhardy way I have applied myself I have found that I often get (got) contracts that were a bit above my mixed skill set. Although I have for the past two years started a full time in-house role. I don't get as much cash, but at least I know I can feed my family and stuff. I guess it's about money, and how much you want.
It's the sounds of a popcorn company going bust...
hey! I drive a froggy and she's lovely...this on the other hand needs killing with fire.
ooohhh arrrrr oooohhh arrrr aaaay - shurely?
Where will this erosion of history finish?
You can't just go around deleting history, now if it turns out that the search result in any way is false then fair enough. Surely we have to be a bit responsible for our actions.
Is the idiot driver that killed my brother-in-law going to ask for that court filing to be removed, because Nigel is dead and it was a few years ago? Why should it be removed?
Should that picture of me with the two strippers and the big bag of surf be expunged because I want to work in finance?
It's not up to the EU to make the rules, and what about all the other search engines? Won't this stop development of other browsers because it's suddenly got more expensive? And then what about data that isn't stored in the EU but involves an EU citizen?
Clearly it's not workable, and clearly this stupid decision needs challenging.
You think he's fat? You should see what Bay has done to Mecha-Godzilla....
All computer games now need to be rainbow flavoured...
Splinter Cell shall now be sphincter cell...
Doom will be re-branded with rainbows and be called Happy
And Microsoft Train Simulator will now have tighter tunnels....
Yes, I am been a bit sarcastic, but that's because it's just a friggin game.....
*I am more concerned with pokemon, but you don't see the ALF protesting!
**An El Reg, we need a sarcasm icon please!
You have about 30 seconds to get out of the area whilst the droid reboots.
Hahahahahahaha you now owe Amazon a quid ------------------>
A) same as everyone.
B) same as everyone.
C) I usually spot sony, and now windows and their stupid surface devices, hardly ever apple.
D) same as everyone
E) That's not actually true, but just like everyone they pay very little.
F) Use green and conflict free materials, leading the way with investment and hopefully turning around the manufacturing companies to a better more sustainable way.
Sorry, have I left anything out?
I think there is a difference between a family entertainment console and a games console.
Nintendo's problem is mainly the press. If you get several sites slagging it off because they are basing the experience on the xbox or ps then it's hardly surprising. I guess they are too honourable as a company to grease the palms of the reviewers.
I realise that makes me sound cynical, but it's the truth.
It's a bit like some corporate firewalls that I have worked on.
If it's black listed then you can't access it, and you can only access things that are on the white list.
if it isn't on either list then you still can't access it and have to ask the nice firewall people if you can access it.
No wonder he's part of SPB
*obvs this is a joke, I would never, NEVER, disrespect anyone in SPB. They can build drones and stuff.
.....to sort out that sh1t
or I'm.......actually I want to visit the states, so I had better not finish that sentence
So where do you buy your sex toys?
And why are you buying so many?
*enquiring minds want to know
**and so do tesco too
Please can we have more notice?
As I would happily take part...
I had to google it.....
have an upvote +1
If I had a pound for every time I had to kill a symantec process then I would have a lot of cake.
Also I would still have my small business and possibly a better car.
El Reg doesn't want to work for the secret squirrels.....
*at least that's what they want you to think!
I'm pretty sure my 5s carries out all it's browser searches using Google.
Not sure about Siri, it's ghastly