Posts by ukgnome

Catch the pigeon for the 21st century

I knew the iPhone 8 would be a sound investment :-)

Great article on a thing that should totally hook the youth into science

Don't you caliphate it when that happens

I am genuinely surprised that the HMRC found this out.

they don't seem the sort could find both arse cheeks with their own hands.

Equifucked

Mild Punning for a Mature audience

Someone at the register should be given the bishops finger.

SETI never found aliens

CRUK never found a cure for cancer

I wonder if the pirates will find gold?

The install went well

Just a few apps that need to update the screen overlay as the alignment with battery and mobile signal is a little out. It makes a mess of the top line.

When they start saying Bless after talking to you then you are old.

Until then you are <insert appropriate youth talk>

Babypod?

It has short term use, or is that mid-term use.

yes, this is what target advertising looks like.

They can also go after kitten haters, but I don't think many are present on facebook if my feed is anything to go by.

I was banned from eBay once because of box shipping.

The only reason I was allowed back on is because at the time I had my small business as was VAT registered and was able to prove that my box shipments were legal and above board. The person who reported me however wasn't, they just didn't like that I was selling at a reduced rate compared to them. Apparently they did receive a stern letter from HMRC. Enforcement does occur, but usually the backward system goes after the legitimate sellers first.

Poor sad little wanker - wonder if he gets to pick up soap.

$200 to damage your hearing - WOW

Silver lining though, you only need a couple of pairs before your hearing becomes obsolete.

what's that you say downvoters? can't hear you, do speak up.

Pah

This will be useless when Cthulhu rises from his slumber.

You certainly wouldn't get that in Rotherham

WTF

You pay your interns actually money.

You let them drink actual water and occasional beer.

Cheese and biscuits.

With this pyramid of chocolate balls you are spoiling them.

NIMBY

I was all ready to scorn these old gits and then I looked at the picture. Good Grief, what in the name of your least favourite deity was Virgin thinking?

When I was a mere lad I used to play on the waste land. That was until a boy got stung so many times he died. Hornets are evil and should be drowned, preferably in molten iron.

erm

why not apply for the certification?

If it has a vanilla OS version it might be OK

Although all the Sony phones I have owned have been utter crap.

so is this an online cex scandal?

What impressed me most of all is that they used a proper steam roller and not a road roller.

This attention to detail pleases me quite a bit.

I used to play around a lot with MegaHal - (kids, look it up)

The best line ever received was - You are the moments that you drink tea

Who Cares

As long as they sound like KITT

I wonder when all the companies that have profited from slavery are going to issue a statement.