Surely we have a better use for Helium?
1691 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
I understand what he's trying to say, but why stick at coding?
MP's should learn to kill to legislate for soldiers
MP's should learn to cook to legislate for health
MP's should take drugs to legislate for erm drugs
In this age of the selfie I would appreciate a better upload speed.
I am not too impressed with download speed if it takes me ten mins to upload on my "up to" 8Mb line.
Speaking as a vegetarian....
I totally miss scotch eggs. those piffling things that quorn make are totally crap.
Most of you would think it would be bacon that I miss but it's not, I miss hot fresh scotch eggs (you should only eat them hot)
Ahh robot wars
jeremy clarksons finest work
all your washing machine sized probes belong to us.
Free and Open
As long as it's our brand of free and open.
And no, I don't mean Russell "lets revolt, parklife" Brand
So does this mean
That I will be getting a lower price....nah thought not.
Lets do this the old fashioned way
Microsoft Office 365
Great discounts for students
Server stuff that has blue LED
Training course - how to train
Re: Your article is in bad taste, Jasper
Now now AC
Don't you know that music taste and tattoos affect the way in which you work?
Jasper himself has a tattoo on his ass of a tattooed ass with a tattoo on it.
Excuse me but....
Why would I want to continue text messaging someone that doesn't have an iPhone.
When I worked for a University we found that students were quite willing to give their details to any official looking web page.
When we investigated we found that the mimicry of phishing pages were quite good. It would take the spammers and fraudsters about an hour to reproduce a login page once we had made changes. I can see why some of the students and staff were hoodwinked. Having said that it didn't stop me from lecturing them on security.
I mean, they provide an excellent service at the place I work. What could go wrong.
*Do let me know if you haven't picked up up the sarcasm.
Why does it look 90's?
Who beat it with the ugly stick?
It's not the WiFi owner
It's bloody Google and their juicy links.
Actually no it's not it's those bloody telco's and their ISP
Ooh maybe not, it's the content providers such as the music, movie and gaming industry
Damn it's every mother lover for providing such juicy content
If you have read these comments then you owe me 25p
*5p will go straight to El Reg
I was concerned that I my MLP purchases had been lasagned
Re: Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off!
Oh c'mon, a few of the journo types are worth a read. Granted I mean Page, Haines and Dabbs
All the others are a bit meh!
did you actually bother watching the show? Had you been drinking? Even a six year old could understand why CyberDanny had emotions. Ugh, I could go on but maybe it's best that I simply ignore your drivel.
And in other news.....
A great way to deter burglars is to have no front door and keep a list of all the expensive goods you own on a pin board in the hall.
I find reading and responding to texts a right nightmare. 70 MPH on a motorcycle makes it far too challenging.
Right wing hate mongers that openly mock facebook are OK - yes you Britain First.
Left wing campaigner who warns people of what can go wrong with corrective surgery isn't.
One has link bait and traffic generating to it's pages and another has an occasional visitor. Seems like a marketing decision to me.
I was going to suggest that we mount relays on lamp posts like some sort of ad-hoc P2P mobile network....And then I remembered that my pleasant rural village doesn't have lamp posts.
the 5g is used to get the yeast all excited - it would be odd if it stated add 995g to container...presumably
My mug is a virgin
And forever will it remain so.
It currently holds my torque drivers, a finger skateboard and a solid silver dolphin for a charm bracelet that I have made. I think I should probably add a pen.
Re: Pah - That's nothing
Wow wolfetone you're kinda awesome.
I say an obvious joke and use the joke icon and you use is as a way of attacking Karen Brady.
If I grow up I want to be just like you.
Re: Re-writing history
hur hur - wang
Pah - That's nothing
I have an original Amstrad emailer, and it's been signed by that bloke off the apprentice. At least I think it's him, the signature is a bit weird, it could say sugar, could say sucker.
That is the dumbest thing
Just what the actual fuck?
beaten to it.....Paul Nemitz might be a hottie.
Re: Cheap dig
Wow - bare chested horse back riding is homoerotic?
I'm disgusted! I've been masturbating to that.
I would of thought....
Whisper quiet take off, flight and landing would of been more impressive. AND it could circumvent drone law.
Re: Skate shoes?
They do in my plaice
May I suggest
a spam competition.
You set up a spam catching mailbox and we, the fine folk. (Well the fickle folk) will construct our finest lies and deceit.
I would be keen to see what spam could be should we ever step into the dark side.
You tell me.....
....if you understand the half of it.
Ok pay attention - the time lords have a technology called the matrix. Yes like that one but they got there first. It's a hard drive for people's souls. The time lords use it as a repository of knowledge.
I'm not used to you write in a balanced way Brid, so you caught me off guard. I think that's the least trollish thing you have written.
Colour me cynical
but doesn't this actually mean - we have sorted out with the Feds and the NSA a way in which we can monitor and track the "anonymous" users.
I commented yesterday that this was 1950's news, it seems some of the fine folk on the internet never received the memo.
Taking a pop at someone on the internet is dumb, be they Muslim, Gay, Black, Ginger.
Or Gay Black Ginger Muslims.
So well done trolls, once again you have highlighted your awesomeness.
Welcome to the 1950's
were a persons sexuality is news!
What about my right to bare arms?
Shirley this is against some basic right?
But what was the specific gravity?
Re: let me get my crystal ball out..
"This might all back-fire on Apple. Let me string a few 'ifs' together."
Doh, silly - that would be
if if if if if if if if if
Re: I'm looking forward
aagghhh again my crappy iPhone has changed my text, and as I use the app on the weekend I can only blame the app.
I'm looking forward
to El Ref's take on those other programs that has been running for 50 years or more.
Although I doubt blue peter and panorama provide the same sort of trollish link bait.
who knew they came in human size. Lester just needs to scale up Lohan and have this chap mount her.
Presumably so he can pay no tax there as well
That's by kind of journalism
Bravo, simply bravo - although lets be honest having your HQ in venice is possibly why they never opened the door. I've been there, it's not the nicest. In fact I would go as far to say it's scummy.
If I had of known at the time about whisper and the way it uses data then I would of joined the journo. It would of made my time on the coast more appealing.
we are spying on all our users - hey it's in the T&C
Re: I'm done with it...
I'm with you. Not only are they rubbish reviewers but I think they are possibly rubbish journalists too.
Time for the intrepid 3 to start flipping burgers for the Golden Arches. That way they might find a few taxi drivers that care for their drivel.
it takes a special type of person to carry out UAT.
I've yet to meet one.
This sounds like a government sponsored app that's used to collect data in an innocuous way. If that's the case then it's a clever ruse. I'm not a tin foil hat wearer but it is a bit creepy.
I have used the app when it came out and found it a bit creepy (I use a lot of social media) , there are are a lot of people using it as hook up app as well as a lot of people using as a way of posting coded messages (speculation). You just have to look at whispers Twitter feed to see some of the things they cream from the whisper feeds.
Anyone that thinks selecting Anonymous will obscure there identity is a douche, even on here the vulture knows.
More like naff.