1025 posts • joined Thursday 16th June 2011 10:53 GMT
If only it was fertiliser and sugar pipe bombs, then I'd be your man! Although i only have level one in stupidity.
**Dear anti terrorist plods - this is a joke, observe the joke icon. I do not, nor ever have built a pipe bomb. The reason that I am making this clear is because I know someone who posted something similar and was awoken from his slumber by a group of tooled up bobbies.
Re: @nuke- Open Letter
I don't have that assumption, but not many people amass a million strong zombie hoard just to piss off a charity. It's a soft target and there is nothing to gain.
I forget the rates, but isn't a 100 computers something like $10 so for a million it would be $10000 although you would probably get a discount. Even if it was $1 it would still be an expensive waste of time. The only way this makes sense is if this was a demonstration of power. And even then, that only makes sense if you are a feckless twazzock botty lord!
Body dimorphism is a real problem and anything that can be done to highlight that we all have flaws is a winner.
Even better that it uses technology. Lets hope that the right people see this, otherwise this will just be a piss taking exercise.
Facebook News Feed revamp press conference?
Bitches! eat this news feed
*fixed it for you.
It does seem odd that the auxiliary systems didn't take the load whilst the primary was out of action.
Same old bucket of sh1t
When has an IT project ever gone right for the government? Too many people sitting on their elbows trying to decide the next cock up.
<--------Icon, because the government don't know either.
infuse not mash!
Tea needs to be a golden honey colour - none of this bag mashing malarkey. Then you may add whatever other things you need.
If you must put milk in it then only full fat milk will do. I simply don't want to hear about green or red top milk. If it doesn't have a silver top then it's not milk. (or blue top for you supermarket buyers)
And by Jove, only silver spoon granulated sugar if you require sweetness.
Apparently censorship tweets are censored in china.
<---ironic icon as this aint no joke
Just what kind of feckless twazzock launches a DDOS on a registered charity? Especially a tech charity, unless the botty lord (presumably that's what you call the controller) is scared of future kids out scripting them.
Dear feckless twazzocks,
There are a multitude of web ne'er-do-wells that deserve a jolly good spanking with a DDOS, but the pi foundation isn't one of them. Can I suggest that you take heed that bigger boys won't think you are big or clever.
Now feck off the interwebs!
UKgnome and friends!
Normally I wouldn't defend PC world
But a lot of issues arise with extended warranties when the customer doesn't bother reading the documentation.
They then feel aggrieved when some spotty call centre slave points out some key points.
Having said that, the plain English campaign should get involved with all warranty and T&C documentation to make them easier for the hard of thinking.
Isn't it nice that we are all in it together.
I'm sure that money would only be wasted otherwise.
So many that could\should be on the list.
Where is Gorf? "alert alert enemy invaders..."
Why isn't out run mentioned? Or pole position for that matter.
Sad to see no ghost and goblins.
And what of Tron?
Ahh so much wasted youth, oh the folly
I wouldn't normally post this, but....
I am starting to feel sorry for Judge Lucy Koh.
I will only be interested if they create a smart ipocket watch and Google monocle.
A gentleman has standards after all.
ocean floor imagery???
Yeah, because sometime soon I plan to drive there.
Re: In space...
According to various comics and books it goes Vwroop Vwroop
@Wzrd1 Team America F##k Yeah!
Hmm - in one particular jolly outing those good ol' boys can be heard chuckling as they blow up some German journalists.
In America a group of men with AK's can be considered hunters, or don't you read the news.
Let me guess, you're one of those good ol' apple pie types that think the NRA is a great organisation.
Guess what those ....blah blah blah, I wasn't there so I can't comment - hence they may or may not of been an enemy combatant.
Idiot journalists? Yeah, they speak highly of you. Oh wait, no they fucking don't they were gunned down by laughing american forces.
I am happy that you have expressed an opinion, even if it is incorrect.
Shut up you incorrect pedants!
TARDIS (time and etc) was actually the name given to the vehicle by Susan
The vehicle is actually a type 40 TT capsule
Should be applauded when it proves a point, or improves things for the company involved.
This guy should be applauded not imprisoned, he showed the world what a bunch of cucking funts the american military are.
Yeah, lets all laugh and be jolly whilst we blow the crap out of people that may or may not be some sort of enemy combatant.
<---a pint? hell yeah, manning deserves one.
Re: James Bond..
Does Q improve ducks too?
This isn't the first time I have heard of this.
A chemist friend of mine that studied ad Durham University worked on something similar in his undergrad days. His PC sat in a fishtank of blue gunk
There is an android weather app that uses the pressure sensor - the pressure data is uploaded to the cloud "pun intended) so that weather boffins can use the data to better detect trends etc.
SYMANTEC REPORTS EARLY STUXNET VARIANT FIRST WENT LIVE IN 2005
Shouldn't that read
SYMANTEC REPORTS IT HAS BEEN INEFFECTIVE AGAINST STUXNET AND OTHER MALWARE VARIANTS SINCE 2005
I have seen all kinds of cars in a pickle - from Ferrari all the way down to Reliant.
All manner of ages and all manner of faults, and I haven' been put off buying any car because of that.
Tens of millions? Probably the amount of people that think Musk is a twazzock!
How can it tell that the torrent infringes copyright?
Does it download the torrent itself and then compare it to an actual film \ music file?
Because isn't reproducing any part of copyright material an offence.
What about Beards
I couldn't live in a dictatorship if I had to shave, I haven't seen my chin for twenty years.
@Ru Silver Bullet syndrome
It seems that Wikipedia has everything - seems they are slower and therefore penetrate less.
Ballistic? I was furious
"A group of geoboffins now think that further fragments of Mauritia exist below the waves"
If Ian Duncan Smith had his way that line would read A group of shelf stackers....
Just why do you need to stream that much data to your phone? Call me a cheap skate, but I pre-fill all the content I need onto my device and then I don't need a data budget.
We have all been conned that we actually need internet on the move, just how many pictures of cats do you need to upload to facebook whilst you're on the go?
Re: Silver Bullet syndrome
Silver bullets do exist you silly billy. Werewolves on the other (hairy) hand do not.
The reason that you haven't seen a silver bullet is probably because the vampires hoard them.
HDD and memory
Well when I send for the WEEE man these are the parts I keep. They then get sent to the shredder, at least that way I don't have a data leak of any kind.
What this guy did was so dumb, on occasions like this it's best to know a waste recycler and go legitimate if you can.
I do so love the commentards that are that sure they know me that they post a response, especially the anons.
If I have said it once I will say in again and again and again and again and again and again and again until I am certain that you understand. When I want your opinion I will give it to you.
*Oops "and again"I was one too short, I simply can't leave it on an odd number, as my PC may turn to jelly.
"The second bit: you have to enhance your job title to a point that HR have no idea what you should be paid"
That must be why IBM insist that I am an engineer, and I only make the tea!
I don't know why, but this game started an obsession, I guess it played to my slight OCD. It was a great game to start with, lost its way in a couple of sequels but the latest release looks very playable.
I might fire up my Amiga tonight for a bit of nostalgia :-)
Worlds smallest car?
Looks like a fringe event - best encase it in amber.
Oh K9, you shouldn't be snorting that
There goes the entrepreneurial spirit
*just as well the HMRC is effective at recovering taxes that £500,000 will surly go a long way.
Saw this on the ONE show last night
Truly an awesome image - can you spot the same guy twice?
He's wearing a one show T shirt and waving at the top of St Paul's
Can you spot where he is again?