1283 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
How can we make people part with their cash? I know make it curvy......it didn't work in the 50's and it wont work now.
I have read the dumbed down version and the super dumbed down version as well as the version that has been aimed at the totally clever but have no friends people....
And I still only have a very very basic understanding of the concept.
*****I probably need to add ------------------------------>
Is it still Trolling
If you mean every single word of it?
***Yes, I am trolling ------->
Re: fish museum - @Captain Hogwash
That would be the National Fishing Heritage Centre in Grimsby
My job there was in the futuristic exhibition loosely based around fish called "the posiedon experiment", it involved artefacts having their memory read by the organic super computer known as the organism. It culminated in a motion cinema experience which explored the memory of a long dead fisherman.
Whilst I want Bletchley to keep going
I do understand the cost to keep it open, even with volunteers......But this is wrong, I actually used to work as an actor in a fish museum (year I know right) but the thing that amazed me about that role was summed up in this article, and seemingly I think it applies to any niche historical museum.
"namely a British quirkiness arising from an extensive range of exhibits manned by volunteers who knew their stuff and were happy to share it."
This was the case when I visited Bletchley the first time, I had an hour long conversation about valves and how they work. The chap also gave me an up close tour of the machine room because I had an enthusiasm that he liked. What actor would do that?
Have a Break.......
have a chip cracked
Lexmark have one of these on the market for £250 with enough ink to print a keyring.
They should, as it returns relevant searches without the con sites
Doesn't the OS look just like windows?
Re: 410km? WTF?
It says the cable length is 410km
This is typical of BT, they followed an as the buzby flies method of cable deployment.
You cant trademark a word that has been around for donkeys years.
What will I ask for when I buy by cough candy?
Who was the bertie bassetesque robot in Dr Who, The happiness patrol?
And, won't this confuse people that want to buy a large load washing machine?
Actually the last one is quite a valid point (not that the other two are not), but Candy appliances are already prevalent throughout Europe.
This needs investment
How long until we can eat the computer to prevent the feds from getting our data?
*the one with the light dressing in the pocket
I was just chatting to Mrs Gnome about this the other week, as I could see this happening.
Her reply was essentially - I have just vomited in my mouth.
A begrudging congratulations from Collider Man
Re: OY You lot, over here.
It will attract my comment...
Frankly without the bees we might as well take ourselves out into the pastures and blow our bloody brains out. It's time to give these happy insects a helping hand.
This is the first step to awareness...
I for one welcome our .....Mobile Snack Providers
*yeah I know....the bad kind of spam rather than the worst kind.
**Hmm can the fridge and the friar double team for retro treats?
***How come this never happened to the Autobots?
****And can this be used for a smegging viral campaign for red dwarf? Or is that just talking toasters?
Hi Dabbsy ...
My name is Gnomey...I am also an emailcoholic...
Although within the last few years I have had my wife rationalise my Email accounts, she was very good at explaining that I didn't actually need a mail server...and she also pointed out that whilst my hugh.janus email address is amusing it's not professional.
So now I make do with the 3 client email addresses, the 2 company email addresses and admin on 2 shared email accounts, as well as the 4 personal email addresses.
11 isn't that bad is it?
The NSA now knows that I need a pint of milk and that my mortgage application has been processed. I hope that can't see MMS, if they can then they will know about the 60 year old on the train that had a swish pair of Beats!.
The company is also asking users to directly report any believed or suspected account theft...
Dear Starbucks - your coffee is over priced, you are stealing hard earned $£
I guess trending is a trend
That's why my passwords are 123ABC!"£
No one will ever crack them!
Phishing?.....I heard that....
Someone phoned from windows claiming that the computers had a virus....
Hmm sounds a bit fish flakey
Something definitely fishy.
I mean cod you believe it?
The fishnappers were probably well meaning angels, or perhaps a clown.
Of course this could be a load of pollock. Or haddock you thought of that?
*the one with the Grimsby Evening Telegraph in the pocket
**we only sing when we're fishing
Re: So the problem is
I guess some scientists want us to move back into caves.
You do know that we have never actually lived in caves don't you?
In app payments, micro payments or whatever - it still equates to evil intent by the developers.
Whilst it would be nice for a second form of authentication I don't see either Google or Apple as been at blame.
"not-so-budget budget phone" 5C
Well nothing about the phone specs suggests it should be a budget phone.
Why am I laughing
It's hard not too!
Re: Thank god
I swear its not all gnomes.
Re: @ Dalek Dave
Well I have never actually seen people in America as I have never been there. Sure I've seen pictures and video, but they can all be faked right. In fact the more I think about it the more I am convinced that the UK is the only country and that everywhere else is just a figment of my imagination coupled with the UK propaganda machine.
Oh Fudge, I guess I am responsible for the French.....My Bad!
Now troll off!
"Because IT departments are lazy and rely too much on the "If it ain't broke, don't fix it" mantra"
I don't think that's true, it's more often the case that the clients think they know better. Or as is happening in my organisation, a complete lack of upgrading key systems because the cost is quite staggering. It's cheaper to pay for a few more desktop technicians who can hold the hands of users as they reboot their PC.
I will find this very useful when I try to find the best radioactive source.
Soon my quest for super powers will be complete.
What's that? Samsung are the best detectors!!!!
Hard Pass on that one!
I don't mind education on this
I just hope the government heed their own advice. Although I doubt it.
Re: Sorta looks like....
I never knew that WHSmith made operating systems, mobile or otherwise.
I hadn't thought of that - I should really withdraw my comment
As a smug Brit living on the east coast of the UK can I just say....
Please stop, I plan to visit California this year, and I don't want to be all glowy or dead because of it.
That it's time to buy a Zune????
Things I have learned so far today,
when you disarm a lady that has just produced a gun from her miffy the ideal place to stash the gun is a toilet.
Why oh why oh why
Don't the government put out a survey asking us lot, the great IT crowd about what is and what isn't a great idea for a .Gov IT project.
Everyone from drone to sys admin can get involved to tell these barmy bureaucrats just what the pitfalls will be. I would happily give 30 mins to a survey if it saved the image of IT workers.
Re: How about on UK train lines?!
Well all the main stations that I use now have 4G access ahead of the official date of 4G in that area. Although the pretty bits in-between don't. Not that I am expecting them to get 4G soon either, mainly because it's only sheep and pigs that live in the pretty bits.
Now I need a 3D cake printer too!
You have hit the nail on the head. I have a friend and they have a verizon deal, as it was the best deal. My friend and partner both have an iphone 5 deal with a government discount. One is an all you can eat data, whislt the other one is a capped 1GB data. They pay a total cost of $160 monthly.
This doesn't surprise me
I always put currants in my crumble
And now the walled garden looks quite appealing
Well at least the Fandroids are used to the tracking.
Lewis isn't evil
Well, he might be, I don't know the chap.
However, for every person that is sceptical about climate change there is a scientist that believes that the change is due to humans.
Now, I'm not a sceptic by any means, and I do believe that we haven't helped the climates situation. But if we have the sceptics and the scientists doesn't that make for a more varied and interesting future for technology?
I simply have no Pinterest in this
Does this mean...
That I will start receiving random selfies
Top Marks for advice
For delivery, I always use FedEx - if you have to pay a fee they let you know after delivery.
No need for you not too receive your goods just because Jonny Customs wants to tax the joy out of yoy
@ Dan 55
That is not jailbreaking, that is allowing apps from outside Play
there is a whole host of additional features that jailbreaking a phone can give you access to.
Is this the same company that bought Cable and Wireless?
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