1245 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
When the chips are down
You have about 30 seconds to get out of the area whilst the droid reboots.
Hahahahahahaha you now owe Amazon a quid ------------------>
@ Andy Prough
A) same as everyone.
B) same as everyone.
C) I usually spot sony, and now windows and their stupid surface devices, hardly ever apple.
D) same as everyone
E) That's not actually true, but just like everyone they pay very little.
F) Use green and conflict free materials, leading the way with investment and hopefully turning around the manufacturing companies to a better more sustainable way.
Sorry, have I left anything out?
I think there is a difference between a family entertainment console and a games console.
Nintendo's problem is mainly the press. If you get several sites slagging it off because they are basing the experience on the xbox or ps then it's hardly surprising. I guess they are too honourable as a company to grease the palms of the reviewers.
I realise that makes me sound cynical, but it's the truth.
Re: How can it be banned .......
It's a bit like some corporate firewalls that I have worked on.
If it's black listed then you can't access it, and you can only access things that are on the white list.
if it isn't on either list then you still can't access it and have to ask the nice firewall people if you can access it.
He's quite weird isn't he?
No wonder he's part of SPB
*obvs this is a joke, I would never, NEVER, disrespect anyone in SPB. They can build drones and stuff.
They have 6 weeks and 1 day.......
.....to sort out that sh1t
or I'm.......actually I want to visit the states, so I had better not finish that sentence
@ MJI - Far too creepy Tesco
So where do you buy your sex toys?
And why are you buying so many?
*enquiring minds want to know
**and so do tesco too
Please can we have more notice?
As I would happily take part...
I didn't understand what Bing was
I had to google it.....
Re: What Symantec did AV?
have an upvote +1
If I had a pound for every time I had to kill a symantec process then I would have a lot of cake.
Also I would still have my small business and possibly a better car.
It was deliberate
El Reg doesn't want to work for the secret squirrels.....
*at least that's what they want you to think!
Re: Bing Bong
I'm pretty sure my 5s carries out all it's browser searches using Google.
Not sure about Siri, it's ghastly
F' 'em Dabbsy
I don't work for free, I would even charge my Mum for IT assistance.....granted it's usually a cup of coffee and a nice crisp tenner.
Re: You will need
no, I am pretty sure those magic headphones that he describes are called bluetooth
I think his defence is valid....
I have built a massive gun that can fire projectiles, it runs on rails and for protection I have 3 houses that will happily absorb laser blasts from nefarious aliens.
Re: I'm no Murdoch fan but...
Agreed - Sky has just totally overhauled the EPG and front screen - the whole shebang...not a single bit out of place.
Heck, hiding behind DP annoys me somewhat.
I'm glad I am not a TV customer, and only receive my slightly shoddy broadband from them.
Shit the bed!
That sounds particularly nasty......
It's not going to stop me moaning about the hayfever I am currently battling, but it will get me chucking another quid or two in the hat.
On my way to work today I had to point out that the light had turned green, but the women on her phone didn't seem to notice, and then she acted all butt hurt when I yelled get off the phone!
*I was a smug pedestrian at this point in my journey.
Is it foraging still if......
you re-purpose little salts and peppers in there sachets from popular fast food places?
whilst foraging for salt and pepper you eat fries from the floor?
Re: fecking labels that you are meant to remove
Top Tip - mayonnaise......yes the white slippery stuff
Coat the sticker in large blobs of the stuff and leave for a couple of days - et voilà...
Fry me a river
those eggs look near damn perfect!
Re: @ daniel
Dude - this isn't XDA, maybe they will help you with your projects of awesome androidness.
Now bog off!
Re: @ daniel
I only come on here to ready the daily mail readers comments....
Seriously dude, all that anger isn't worth it. And as for your droid tablet....That's not going to cure world hunger is it? But pie on the other hand....What, oh Pi....nope that won't either. And Resistive? Seriously dude! shaking my head....
Now pass me the popcorn - its the food of trolls y'know
you didn't upgrade to a 5S - who feels stupid now? Maybe you would like to phone me and complain.....Best of luck waking your phone up loser
*the one with the 5S in the pocket....
A meagre amount added in the jar from me - now dance monkeys dance!
You see, that's what I like about El Reg - it may be an embittered meany at times, but Lester's comment shows that underneath the vultures feathers beats a heart of fluffy loveliness.
Maybe I am the only one......but
Other companies had a chance to bid.
Other companies decided not to.
BT became pretty much sole supplier.
Therefore it must be BT's fault.
Hmm - dammed if they do, dammed if they don't.
Grand Theft Tesco
mirrors the endless discussion of Max Clifford's penis
I salute you, I raise a glass to you, and I will even buy you a pint.
I don't know if it adds to the story, but every time I see that man I laugh and laugh and laugh
Re: We want Manga.
If they go down that route, then what is to stop the Cronos corporation starts pumping out hyper-zoanoids?
Pen and paper - word processing for blondes
Seems to me that Three are just doing some willy waving for free headlines....oh look it has worked.
is presumably what the male chickenosaurus is called.
There is this thing right that most call the internet but the part we use is called the world wide web. Its incredibly useful as its full of all kinds of stuff and things. Lets call some of the stuff and things information. Are you following me so far Shades?
Good, now one of the useful things about this is the ability to search for facts. And one of these facts that you can search is how Nintendo feel about some of the similarity of the flappy birds backgrounds.
Thank you xx
is it criminal watching criminals?
The business owner confirmed that he had found the tapes in the basement of the old police station, after purchasing the site two months before, and was planning on watching them for entertainment.
I'm all warm and fuzzy
Thanks El Reg, antique code show always makes me feel all chipper and squidgy inside.
That won't cut the mustard I'm afraid. once the OS is loaded on you won't have much wiggle room for apps.
Regarding shock invective beginning with "cu-"
Ok I was curious, and now one of them CU types wants to expel me from the building. Of well, the pubs open so I might as well get cu*ted.
I find that nappies
soak up the blood incredibly well.....anyone? Nope? just me then!
Can these be installed in volcano lairs?
You don't believe in magic?
Then how do you explain the mystical properties of Psychic Sally?
*the one with ....i'm seeing an old man beginning with S or it might be P and he's in my pocket!
Fanbois squeal at apple crumble
and for the yoof
UK's TBL 25YO WWW 2DAY
Re: Will it understand buses?
except that Google includes buses and underground and tram. So what was that you was saying *
*just check routes options
Decepticon island.....that's gonna be so sweet with it's robots and stuff.
*the one with the ripped dictionary in the pocket
And as a Brit...
I'm glad he's not riding in the shotgun seat.
Maplins is crack to tech whores
I want to call you Mr Dabbs, by every expletive I know! And what should prompt such a reaction, well duh!
You see it's Friday, and on Fridays I am more open to suggestion. So before even commenting I found myself browsing on the maplins website and immediately thinking about this....L68BH
OK lets remove the emotion from the argument and take another look, but this time factoring the data protection act.
In that instance Apple are in the right, they have a process in place that is protecting the date at their reputation.
However, I am not a cold hard logic machine (that's my wife) and therefore they are been bastards on this occasion.
- Updated HIDDEN packet sniffer spy tech in MILLIONS of iPhones, iPads – expert
- Apple orders huge MOUNTAIN of 80 MILLION 'Air' iPhone 6s
- PROOF the Apple iPhone 6 rumor mill hype-gasm has reached its logical conclusion
- US judge: YES, cops or feds so can slurp an ENTIRE Gmail account
- Black Hat anti-Tor talk smashed by lawyers' wrecking ball