What they won't tell you is it has a hole blasted in it and burn marks on it's hull.
1561 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
That wouldn't work on me
I don't use a wireless keyboard
I usually type gibberish
When they can actually deliver to such remote places as the Norfolk Broads I might set off a party popper. Until then - MEH!
Hmm I am on to you Dabbs
That was cleverly written to put us off from the fact that you are actually responsible.
I almost fell for it and then you made the spiderman 2 quip.
That totally gave you away.
Oh do me a lemon
These twats with guns are no more muslim that I am.
They do not represent the religion just like anonymous do not represent me.
This sort of tit for tat bullshit is playing into the hands of far right lunacy. It's about time people got a grip.
El Reg needs more informative articles of this nature.
Re: Good timing
Must be something in the water, as I too was just looking for this sort of solution.
Re: I'm sorry but
and my cocks a kipper!
I'm sorry but
I am no longer buying into Snowden. The drip feeding of info and the like is just too convenient. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck.
We have named it Banteroll - part banter part troll
Me and Mrs Gnome chatted about this sort of thing, and when is a troll not a troll, we both agreed that there should be some retribution.
We basically arrived at this - a troll is a malicious twat except when they are trolling a friend and then it becomes banter. It's racists to say nigga even in an ironic sense if you are anything other that a black american. And then you can call anyone you like one and it's fine, because like banter it has a massive contradiction attached. Calling someone gay is fine, because gays don't actually care either way, although the person that has been called gay might but it's ok as you can claim it's banter. We couldn't agree were trolls started or were banter started, as something funny to one person (banter) is deeply offensive to another (troll). We did however decide on one thing.
Katie Hopkins is a troll and should be ignored,
Re: Would you be more specific.
some people are dumb
Not connected but funny (well it mentions lizards)
he has to continually be surrounded by breast feeding mothers so that that he's desensitised enough not to get his site mods click ban happy.
Or he has to spend a day a week in A&E looking at gore so he spends all that time recoiling in horror.
*sorry thought this was mumsnet
Sorry Stuart14 but you have released this into the public domain without first filing for a patent.
Re: Big name no guarantee
>>now the OS burns up battery even when it's off
Have you been drinking? Read that back for me.
You've been drinking haven't you!
these earlier generation printers are niche at the moment.
But in ten years it will be the replicator that we all want.
Although I don't think it will be plastic that we are printing.
Spare a thought
For those of us on call with no way of actually getting to the factory if our phone rang.
Oh sweet fuck
a rehash of Amy's choice with a smattering of sci-fi rips offs. The only believable things was Nick Frost's Santa. It was the worst of series eight. And the included deep breath. A 1/10 non starter.
I still fire up my tractor, and I use spirit and not one of these new fangled solid fuel ones.
expensive hotel wireless?????
You guys are going to the wrong hotels.
Or maybe I am going to the right ones.
I have never paid for WiFi in a USA hotel but have been rinsed for cash over in blighty.
>>threatened September 11th-style attacks on anyone who went to see the film.
Turkish army defeated at the gates of Vienna?
Convention of Annapolis opens with the aim of revising the Articles of Confederation?
U.S. marines invade Honduras? (these could be the one maybe)
Death of Janet Parker, war photographer, final victim of smallpox (very sinister)
Biggest one-day plunge on Wall Street?
This is just a snapshot of ON THIS DAY stuff, please can these hackers be a bit less cryptic?
this story has fish and chips on it!
Excellent - I want my tech news three days later please.
Don't you guys check out buzzfeed occasionally?
Re: So before Snowden...
Well, there are two ways of looking at this.
They are not been spied on, so it's quite OK to chat about this activity in the open.
They are been spied on, so those spy police types will already be running a decipher so lets just chat about this in the open.
Re: A modest proposition
No offence taken
Re: Can they not use their powers for good?
There is so much wrong with that suggestion that I don't know where to start.
have a +1
Up speed is as important as down - and there is money in it too.
All those cloudy storage solutions for pictures of cats, dogs in bow ties and bratty kids.
If I had a good upload speed then I would of already bought 1TB of clouds.
I was talking to my six year old about robot cars. He had a very modern outlook.
Me - do you think they are a good idea?
Him - Yes, some people can't drive or are far to old to be driving.
Me - some people are scared that they aren't in control though.
Him - then we just teach them that it's OK
Me - who will own the car and maintain it, refuel it?
Him - they will have robot garages that will take care of all that, they will own themselves.
Me - some people might not like it.
Him - some people don't like cabbage but we still grow it.
This technology is for his generation, but has to start with ours
It's the ass hat cyclists that want to overtake cars and motorcycles that are the problem.
Here is a hint cyclists, if I have a flashing orange light on the right hand side of my motorcycle, and I am positioned in the centre of the road and sort of half way through overtaking a bus, then what the actual numb fuck are you doing trying to overtake me.
I get that you can nip and zoom, terrific. But please remember that safety is your responsibility too.
Oh, and wear a freaking helmet you helmet!
Re: Breaking News
> More importantly, why the fuck does a furnace NEED to be connected at all????
It's not fun been this hot and lonely, that's why
Re: @Joey M0usepad - f'wit in residence
Whilst the troll has obviously eaten well just before Christmas he has a point (of sorts)
It is very difficult to tell if someone is suffering from anxiety or stress by reading their facebook status, and likewise meeting them in the street.
Mental illness isn't like a broken leg or botched boob job. It doesn't have a visual indicator normally. So yeah, the whole hiring of a PI is a pretty useless exercise.
Sorry to hear you have bouts of stress fruitoftheloon, I know that shits real and not many you tell will ever come close to understanding. I wish you good days, fuck the retards!
Re: Early Stage?
The thing is a lot (not all) have a protected income with regards to sick leave. And there is no maximum, or if there is a maximum it's never hit.
The working regulations in the UK are quite different so it wouldn't be a great idea to compare them. As such we don't get sick time (at least I don't)
What I do get though is 30 days holiday, not including public holidays. Paid time off for doctors appointments and a very understanding company that would never dip into facebook to see if I am swinging lead. And NO drug tests!
This is less about privacy and more about productivity. I suspect that we only have a small portion of this story.
Seems Lara Croft is a big breasted anorexic.
I know it's a game but it's a bit crass and hardly a great advert.
Games developers do know that girls play games too, right?
Re: Paris in a taxi - never again
Paris taxi drivers are a fun breed.
I have never been so enthralled, scared and thrilled all at the same time.
If you have the pleasure can I suggest a slightly drunk one, you won't regret it!
Re: celebrity rockstar physicist Brian Cox
Lets be clear here - D Ream is not a rock band.
therefore Prof Cox has never been a rockstar.
Dr May has been a rock star - maybe Brid-Aine Parnell is getting confused.
celebrity rockstar physicist Brian Cox
what blithering halfwit thinks that?
And meanwhile in the Norfolk Broads we still cannot get a phone signal.
*strictly speaking not true, but I am so fed up of climbing the 30ft scaffolding tower to text my mum.
I don't mind the big box
Just don't put it behind a paywall - that's illegal now in Blighty.
And a question - is this a siege like in Alpha Papa?
It's nice that hamburglar still has a job
I find myself
shopping for solids of constant width and its 0730 on a Sunday.
I'm sure this has meaning.
I skimmed the article
all te mention of beer distracted squirrel
I give it a week
It won't last. Gina will soon end up been arrested for fraud.
Someone call John McClane
Surely the headline should be
Silicon valley - We just turned it off and back on again.
Is it a good time to tell the folk of SF that this is merely a bit of drizzle?
I can't find the kill it with fire button.
Whilst I shouldn't speak for all commentards I do believe all of us saw this coming.
Isn't this the advertising version of my dads bigger than yours?
I'm surprised that Virgin didn't respond with - yo momma
I believe this is how HMRC asks Amazon for tax.
Who cares about download?
It's no good having a 2MB download speed when you can't back anything up because your upload speed is pants.