Posts by ukgnome

Nope, Sorry!

Just why do you need to stream that much data to your phone? Call me a cheap skate, but I pre-fill all the content I need onto my device and then I don't need a data budget.

We have all been conned that we actually need internet on the move, just how many pictures of cats do you need to upload to facebook whilst you're on the go?

HDD and memory

Well when I send for the WEEE man these are the parts I keep. They then get sent to the shredder, at least that way I don't have a data leak of any kind.

What this guy did was so dumb, on occasions like this it's best to know a waste recycler and go legitimate if you can.

"The second bit: you have to enhance your job title to a point that HR have no idea what you should be paid"

That must be why IBM insist that I am an engineer, and I only make the tea!

Hmm - who owns the patent on flexi-screens?

Oh yeah, Samsung

Oh K9, you shouldn't be snorting that

There goes the entrepreneurial spirit

*just as well the HMRC is effective at recovering taxes that £500,000 will surly go a long way.

He was paraphrasing "Taken"

** apparently - No, I haven't seen it either

Who decides that its "violent internet porn"

Does this mean that they will have a department for violent internet porn?

I didn't realise they had a dating site

What? Oh Wi-Fi, I thought you said wifey

*the one with the grumble mag in the pocket

Get ready for rush hour

A French man must prevent a bomb exploding aboard a Renault by keeping its speed above 50 mph.

oh dear apple - boo hoo

He who trolls last trolls longest.

@Ray0x6

Nice project - it beats the shnizzle out of my rather boring media dohickey

I know of several penguins that currently have an iPhone simply because they are waiting for this. Looks like I will be buying an old nexus soon, as although I am not a penguin it looks like a great concept.

I can understand Warhammer having rights to 40k as well as the blue uniform that their space marines have. But laying claims to "space marines" as IP is just a bit silly.

Lets put it this way, in 1987 Warhammer created Warhammer 40K, how much of the space marine set was lifted from a 1986 film called aliens? The only difference I see is that Aliens called their space soldiers "colonial marines"

Aww Heck!

I never suspected Beyonce as a lizard from the lower forth dimension. Damn you Ike, damn you to .......erm wherever you would consider hell - presumably a dimension that opposes the colour turquoise and feeds off concentrated misery that has been harnessed by a network of needles and obelisks.

More expense to utilise its selling point!

So, it's an expensive heavy device with a flawed OS, and to make it a useful alternative you need to splurge more cash for a keyboard.

Surly this is madness

catonaut

We salute you!

I have no need for a 3D printer but for some strange reason I want one.

Again eh?

This is not the first time this week.

The network and phone provider on site is Clueless & Witless, we have so far had major network issues affecting the south and central regions, pathetic internet access, and phone trouble.

When you get the delight of speaking to their incident desk you get the same old runaround (minus Mike Reid) They ask for the destination IP address no matter what the fault (seemingly) I now give them 98.129.229.154.