Why does it look 90's?
Who beat it with the ugly stick?
1428 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
Why does it look 90's?
Who beat it with the ugly stick?
It's bloody Google and their juicy links.
Actually no it's not it's those bloody telco's and their ISP
Ooh maybe not, it's the content providers such as the music, movie and gaming industry
Damn it's every mother lover for providing such juicy content
If you have read these comments then you owe me 25p
*5p will go straight to El Reg
I was concerned that I my MLP purchases had been lasagned
Oh c'mon, a few of the journo types are worth a read. Granted I mean Page, Haines and Dabbs
All the others are a bit meh!
did you actually bother watching the show? Had you been drinking? Even a six year old could understand why CyberDanny had emotions. Ugh, I could go on but maybe it's best that I simply ignore your drivel.
A great way to deter burglars is to have no front door and keep a list of all the expensive goods you own on a pin board in the hall.
I find reading and responding to texts a right nightmare. 70 MPH on a motorcycle makes it far too challenging.
Right wing hate mongers that openly mock facebook are OK - yes you Britain First.
Left wing campaigner who warns people of what can go wrong with corrective surgery isn't.
One has link bait and traffic generating to it's pages and another has an occasional visitor. Seems like a marketing decision to me.
I was going to suggest that we mount relays on lamp posts like some sort of ad-hoc P2P mobile network....And then I remembered that my pleasant rural village doesn't have lamp posts.
the 5g is used to get the yeast all excited - it would be odd if it stated add 995g to container...presumably
And forever will it remain so.
It currently holds my torque drivers, a finger skateboard and a solid silver dolphin for a charm bracelet that I have made. I think I should probably add a pen.
Wow wolfetone you're kinda awesome.
I say an obvious joke and use the joke icon and you use is as a way of attacking Karen Brady.
If I grow up I want to be just like you.
hur hur - wang
I have an original Amstrad emailer, and it's been signed by that bloke off the apprentice. At least I think it's him, the signature is a bit weird, it could say sugar, could say sucker.
Just what the actual fuck?
beaten to it.....Paul Nemitz might be a hottie.
Wow - bare chested horse back riding is homoerotic?
I'm disgusted! I've been masturbating to that.
Whisper quiet take off, flight and landing would of been more impressive. AND it could circumvent drone law.
They do in my plaice
a spam competition.
You set up a spam catching mailbox and we, the fine folk. (Well the fickle folk) will construct our finest lies and deceit.
I would be keen to see what spam could be should we ever step into the dark side.
....if you understand the half of it.
Ok pay attention - the time lords have a technology called the matrix. Yes like that one but they got there first. It's a hard drive for people's souls. The time lords use it as a repository of knowledge.
I'm not used to you write in a balanced way Brid, so you caught me off guard. I think that's the least trollish thing you have written.
but doesn't this actually mean - we have sorted out with the Feds and the NSA a way in which we can monitor and track the "anonymous" users.
I commented yesterday that this was 1950's news, it seems some of the fine folk on the internet never received the memo.
Taking a pop at someone on the internet is dumb, be they Muslim, Gay, Black, Ginger.
Or Gay Black Ginger Muslims.
So well done trolls, once again you have highlighted your awesomeness.
were a persons sexuality is news!
What about my right to bare arms?
Shirley this is against some basic right?
But what was the specific gravity?
"This might all back-fire on Apple. Let me string a few 'ifs' together."
Doh, silly - that would be
if if if if if if if if if
aagghhh again my crappy iPhone has changed my text, and as I use the app on the weekend I can only blame the app.
to El Ref's take on those other programs that has been running for 50 years or more.
Although I doubt blue peter and panorama provide the same sort of trollish link bait.
who knew they came in human size. Lester just needs to scale up Lohan and have this chap mount her.
Presumably so he can pay no tax there as well
Bravo, simply bravo - although lets be honest having your HQ in venice is possibly why they never opened the door. I've been there, it's not the nicest. In fact I would go as far to say it's scummy.
If I had of known at the time about whisper and the way it uses data then I would of joined the journo. It would of made my time on the coast more appealing.
we are spying on all our users - hey it's in the T&C
I'm with you. Not only are they rubbish reviewers but I think they are possibly rubbish journalists too.
Time for the intrepid 3 to start flipping burgers for the Golden Arches. That way they might find a few taxi drivers that care for their drivel.
it takes a special type of person to carry out UAT.
I've yet to meet one.
This sounds like a government sponsored app that's used to collect data in an innocuous way. If that's the case then it's a clever ruse. I'm not a tin foil hat wearer but it is a bit creepy.
I have used the app when it came out and found it a bit creepy (I use a lot of social media) , there are are a lot of people using it as hook up app as well as a lot of people using as a way of posting coded messages (speculation). You just have to look at whispers Twitter feed to see some of the things they cream from the whisper feeds.
Anyone that thinks selecting Anonymous will obscure there identity is a douche, even on here the vulture knows.
More like naff.
You are indeed correct. But this isn't just a Voda issue.
I realise that it's my choice to live in the middle class village near the Norfolk Broads but I shouldn't have to stand on a raised platform waiting for a magic one bar just so I can forward my mobile to the land line.
I live in one of the flattest parts of the UK but ALL mobile providers services are totally shit.
If you wanna be more like us it's not too late to embrace the union.
Which is why speedtest.net rents servers around the world to respond rather than using one server.
And you can change that server to gain an accurate real world result rather than rely on the closest.
Now I have a use for all those 3D printed life-size faces.
*it's best not to ask....
I would like the retail cost of the album refunded, some cash for my time, some cash for my bandwidth used and some sausages be cause I'm hungry!
...delivered my mug straight to my desk. It will never see a beverage, but it does look the absolute tits with my screwdriver in it.
Lack on investment of the railways? Surely not.
OK that's sarcasm, wouldn't it be a simple infrastructure job to place 4G masts alongside the tracks? I thought that was what "call me dave" wanted.
It would be a win for train and mobile providers alike. Decent connection means more subscribers, more subscribers mean more data used, more data used used means more cash. All from the "comfort" of a train.
If you contact those nice customer service types they might just let you take it back.
Shy baines get nay broth
Has Brid taken the comments to heart as that review seems more balanced.
People Are Sometimes Sexy When Occasionally Robot Dancing
So is it just a tenner or a tenner monthly?
Because £10 for a 1TB drive sounds cheap.
Hmm, has El reg bagged .vulture?