Posts by ukgnome
847 posts • joined Thursday 16th June 2011 10:53 GMT
I got on my bike
And cycled to the train station, then had a 50mins commute and then did some walking
Sheesh, no wonder so many people can't be bothered - but on the plus side, I am no longer a fatty.
So what are they doing with the profits from us customers?
Re: Cyber bullying?
So says an AC - Whatsup honey? you scared or summink
ha ha ha ha ha - this will fly over most peoples heads
On this occasion I support this action, by all means troll someone by calling them shit, but invoking their dead dad is low.
Death race 2000 anyone?
Why haven't they asked the registers "favourite" commentard?
Just where is BigDumbGuy when you need him?
Hang on
When i use netflix it asks if I want to share the data on farcebook - if I click don't share it doesn't, right?
And besides, my friends and some of my stalkers know the stuff I like, is it really a surprise that my list contains spider man, iron man, misfits and naked nuns with guns?
14 Quid...what for?
A new OS or a patch for your OS with some features added, you know - like a service pack.
Strange that the spectators didn't notice this setback though. If it was oversubscribed you would think that the end users would notice the issues.
Or maybe they did, but couldn't tweet O2 about it.
I think this is a load of old balls - both companies should be ashamed.
a two week event that happens once every two years.
That would be summer and winter then
I flicked through the PDF but got a little bored.
however, I think from now on Samsung should only send iApple screens that are trapezoid in shape. This will solve the issue once and for all.
Erm -
My cm9 has this function - losing it from a factory ROM is not a big deal.
I actual work as a deskside technician
And constantly have to be the middle man between lunacy and common sense.
Aug 1st - next twitter joke trial will begin for the lawyers
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/07/26/twitter_spoof_account_unmasked/
Re: My heart bleeds...
Mine would too if it wasn't as black as coal.
*also, great phrase, never heard another person use it outside the gnomes family until now. +1 to you Sir
Eek
Two very valid points - who would think the zompocolypse would be fraught with such issues
Come the "Zombie Apocolypse" I for one won't be clogging up the line to this call centre.
No sir, I will be at B&Q appropriating power tools, and possible veg seeds (if your gonna survive you will need to eat, and possibly put up shelves.
I thought that Robson Jerome chap did a show on channel 5 about prawn
<--- the one that smells of fish
I dare not comment, as last time I raised the build quality of the N7 I was down voted.
The only true test is to give an iPad and a Samsung slate to the following
a blind person
a child
your grandmother
They should be able to tell between them if they are the same / have the identical functions.
Posted in Google suspends 16GB Nexus 7 orders
Re: @Ben Holmes
Great article about defects and what to do here :-
http://www.geek.com/articles/mobile/how-to-deal-with-nexus-7-defects-20120723/
Where is the party icon for this good news story?
<----- Paris because she likes a good party
Posted in Anonymous hits Australia
People operating under the name “Anonymous”
I know the NHS is looking to save money, but this is ridiculous!
(maybe I should read the article first)
It's not as bad as reported (sort of)
With Osborne's unique way of tackling the budgetary requirements of the UK soon the majority won't be able to afford to drive or heat water - problem solved!
Posted in Google suspends 16GB Nexus 7 orders
Re: Want it rooted?
When you buy a Nexus device you buy the reassurance that not only are you likely to be among the first to get future Android version upgrades directly from Google, but you can unlock the bootloader and hack around to your hearts content. The Nexus 7 is no different! It’s easily unlocked via fastboot, easily rooted via our Superboot and easily flashed back to it’s shipping state if everything goes wrong via factory images made available by Google.
For many people this is a considerable plus point when considering the Nexus 7 purchase!
Cheers Paul O'Brien founder of MoDaCo for letting me steal this from your site
Posted in Google suspends 16GB Nexus 7 orders
Ha Ha Ha you sad bunch of down arrow losers
If you read my posts you would see I'm Google through and through.
Unless of course it was the fruit fondler's trolling a fandroid post
Posted in Android 4.1 Jelly Bean review
The clever 16 YO genius Dev on modaco already has a working pre-alpha version for the Orange Monte Carlo
a 800MHz phone running about 95% as intended - if only qualcom would create / release drivers for ARM6 phones.
The EU?
Is that still on the go? I thought Greece had helped get rid of it.
<--- for obvious reasons
Posted in Darth Vader is a pansy
'sky white’
Quite interesting, and I am sure purely by accident - but almost accurate.
Sky is not an English word, but a Viking word - it basically means grey clouds, it became synonymous with the sky as we know it for obvious reasons. And eventually the word sky became sky and a whole new raft of beautiful words for clouds were invented. (although today no actual clouds can be seen above Portman Road)
Posted in Google suspends 16GB Nexus 7 orders
And not a single mention of the apparent build issues.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/jul/22/nexus-7-glass-complaints-google
Does this mean they will now pay the correct amount of tax?
Re: If you can guess what Apple will call their next product...
LOL iCantbelieveitsnotbutter.com actually connects to the that well known margarine site.
Re: If you can guess what Apple will call their next product...
Hmm - iCantbelieveitsnotbutter.com
Whenever I read apple and cybersquatting in the same sentence I automatically think of a cyborg crapping in a vat of cider.
*mine? it's the coat matey, not the mac!
Further proof
that aliens exist.
Now where is my tin foil hat.
So will the xxx site compare merkins?
Posted in WD game-centric set-top spied on web
Wowsers
An article about a box that has been seen.
What next I wonder? I saw a carrier bag on the way to work, just floating in the breeze. I wonder if El Reg will run an article on this
Wind Assisted Floating Thing
How retarded do you need to be to require a warning for your gaming habits?
(or should that be gaming hobbits?)
Re: Is Lewis unwell?
He's been sick for a while
Totally lovin the SPB work - thanks Lester and Team for keeping me sane(ish) at work!
Just wish I could contribute, but I only specialise in drinking coffee and telling my end users NO
Wasn't this on the Sci-Fi Channel?
Robots versus Cyborg
Oh sweet jeebus
Even an eejit could do better than this particular software solution.
(oh, apparently not)
$49.95
That's nokia lumia territory!
Last time I took out a contract "Dave the Assassin" shot the wrong person - Fool!
And slowly the silicon fen gets sold for real estate
*the one with marsh reviewer monthly in the pocket
I guess they are looking for future scapegoats when the justice system collapses under it's own bullshit .
