I didn't understand what Bing was
I had to google it.....
1636 posts • joined 16 Jun 2011
I had to google it.....
have an upvote +1
If I had a pound for every time I had to kill a symantec process then I would have a lot of cake.
Also I would still have my small business and possibly a better car.
El Reg doesn't want to work for the secret squirrels.....
*at least that's what they want you to think!
I'm pretty sure my 5s carries out all it's browser searches using Google.
Not sure about Siri, it's ghastly
I don't work for free, I would even charge my Mum for IT assistance.....granted it's usually a cup of coffee and a nice crisp tenner.
no, I am pretty sure those magic headphones that he describes are called bluetooth
I think his defence is valid....
I have built a massive gun that can fire projectiles, it runs on rails and for protection I have 3 houses that will happily absorb laser blasts from nefarious aliens.
Agreed - Sky has just totally overhauled the EPG and front screen - the whole shebang...not a single bit out of place.
Heck, hiding behind DP annoys me somewhat.
I'm glad I am not a TV customer, and only receive my slightly shoddy broadband from them.
That sounds particularly nasty......
It's not going to stop me moaning about the hayfever I am currently battling, but it will get me chucking another quid or two in the hat.
On my way to work today I had to point out that the light had turned green, but the women on her phone didn't seem to notice, and then she acted all butt hurt when I yelled get off the phone!
*I was a smug pedestrian at this point in my journey.
you re-purpose little salts and peppers in there sachets from popular fast food places?
whilst foraging for salt and pepper you eat fries from the floor?
Top Tip - mayonnaise......yes the white slippery stuff
Coat the sticker in large blobs of the stuff and leave for a couple of days - et voilà...
those eggs look near damn perfect!
Dude - this isn't XDA, maybe they will help you with your projects of awesome androidness.
Now bog off!
I only come on here to ready the daily mail readers comments....
Seriously dude, all that anger isn't worth it. And as for your droid tablet....That's not going to cure world hunger is it? But pie on the other hand....What, oh Pi....nope that won't either. And Resistive? Seriously dude! shaking my head....
Now pass me the popcorn - its the food of trolls y'know
you didn't upgrade to a 5S - who feels stupid now? Maybe you would like to phone me and complain.....Best of luck waking your phone up loser
*the one with the 5S in the pocket....
A meagre amount added in the jar from me - now dance monkeys dance!
You see, that's what I like about El Reg - it may be an embittered meany at times, but Lester's comment shows that underneath the vultures feathers beats a heart of fluffy loveliness.
Other companies had a chance to bid.
Other companies decided not to.
BT became pretty much sole supplier.
Therefore it must be BT's fault.
Hmm - dammed if they do, dammed if they don't.
I salute you, I raise a glass to you, and I will even buy you a pint.
I don't know if it adds to the story, but every time I see that man I laugh and laugh and laugh
If they go down that route, then what is to stop the Cronos corporation starts pumping out hyper-zoanoids?
Pen and paper - word processing for blondes
Seems to me that Three are just doing some willy waving for free headlines....oh look it has worked.
is presumably what the male chickenosaurus is called.
There is this thing right that most call the internet but the part we use is called the world wide web. Its incredibly useful as its full of all kinds of stuff and things. Lets call some of the stuff and things information. Are you following me so far Shades?
Good, now one of the useful things about this is the ability to search for facts. And one of these facts that you can search is how Nintendo feel about some of the similarity of the flappy birds backgrounds.
Thank you xx
The business owner confirmed that he had found the tapes in the basement of the old police station, after purchasing the site two months before, and was planning on watching them for entertainment.
Thanks El Reg, antique code show always makes me feel all chipper and squidgy inside.
That won't cut the mustard I'm afraid. once the OS is loaded on you won't have much wiggle room for apps.
Ok I was curious, and now one of them CU types wants to expel me from the building. Of well, the pubs open so I might as well get cu*ted.
soak up the blood incredibly well.....anyone? Nope? just me then!
Can these be installed in volcano lairs?
You don't believe in magic?
Then how do you explain the mystical properties of Psychic Sally?
*the one with ....i'm seeing an old man beginning with S or it might be P and he's in my pocket!
Fanbois squeal at apple crumble
UK's TBL 25YO WWW 2DAY
except that Google includes buses and underground and tram. So what was that you was saying *
*just check routes options
Decepticon island.....that's gonna be so sweet with it's robots and stuff.
*the one with the ripped dictionary in the pocket
I'm glad he's not riding in the shotgun seat.
I want to call you Mr Dabbs, by every expletive I know! And what should prompt such a reaction, well duh!
You see it's Friday, and on Fridays I am more open to suggestion. So before even commenting I found myself browsing on the maplins website and immediately thinking about this....L68BH
OK lets remove the emotion from the argument and take another look, but this time factoring the data protection act.
In that instance Apple are in the right, they have a process in place that is protecting the date at their reputation.
However, I am not a cold hard logic machine (that's my wife) and therefore they are been bastards on this occasion.
but your user base isn't just within the ring of doom. So if you could just email me the pint instead please.
"Or maybe I should call sue Microsoft because my pirated version of office is full of malware?"
That's not malware, that's how it's meant to run.
Whilst I do a happy dance when my phone tells me its on 4G its mainly because where I actually live I don't actually get 2G. Now you may say that's because I live in a quaint village on the Norfolk broads, and that is true. But seriously it's 2014, and about time EE realised that the country isn't surrounded by the M25.
Not in my village, if I use sky then I'm actually a BT connect customer and that means I get a 40GB download limit and traffic management, compared to the same service from BT which is unlimited and unmanaged.
We may not be cash rich, but surely we are all warm friendly glowy types.
oh soddit I want the money!
El Reg should have a beard competition!
You sir get an upvote.
Although I am getting my hobo look sorted today - bring back the goatee!
that's a deal breaker......pass
It is also a crime to use the seal without permission, and getting permission is an incredible feat. One that I failed on. As I had applied retrospectively to use the seal on an intranet site the following thing happened.
1. I received a stern email saying no.
2. I received a very stern letter saying no.
3. I received a phone call from the FBI stating that I had perpetrated a federal crime and that if I didn't desist then they would attempt extradition.
All I wanted to do is hot link using the seal as a click button so that employees in America could see health and safety information.
Can you imagine the HSE taking such action in the UK?